Who is the shittiest rival?

Who is the shittiest rival?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >disappears 2/3rds into the game
    >doesn't evolve their starter

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >starter is 2 levels away from evolving
      Holy cucked

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brendan/May aren't your rival you moron. They're just going around helping Professor Birch collect data and stuff. Wally is the rival

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a rival.
        Literally everyone except Calem/Serena denied any interest in training Pokemon when you meet in Tower of Mastery. He's just some kiddo that likes to dance, it's (you) who is moron demanding them to train their Pokemon for battles instead of chasing their hobbies.

        Holy fricking cope

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wally is the rival

        Your rival, sir

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          why is magneton fading from existence

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's sad it's on such a shitty team and wants to end it all.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            bulbapedia added idle animations to distract people from most of their admins being outed as pedos

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          piss magneton

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wally is the worst. Your first battle against him is a joke, then he disappears the whole rest of the game, shows up imitating Silver at the end of Victory Road and challenges you to such an anti-climactic and unmemorable fight with shitty team.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          i didin't know you could rematch him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >had the potential to be the biggest game ender out there
      >disappeared
      It's like they knew they were creating kino and killed it in it's crib

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The final battle with them in ORAS was pretty kino if you ask me. Which I actually lost the first time because I was running a shitmon team and had to deal with fricking mega Blaziken, so it was cute to give May a win.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that combusken
      >no stab
      >only attacks are peck and quick attack
      >final rival battle
      Jfc

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why they gave the rival level up movesets. This makes 0 sense

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most npc trainers's mons have their level up movesets, with only their final battle having custom movesets

        As far as I know, that's something that wasn't fixed until XY, but only for the rival.

        Then there's the battle chateau....important trainers have custom movesets for their first battle, but they use level up movesets if you change their levels with a writ, which is how you get Diantha to use this shitty Gardevoir with stored power but no stat boosting moves

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's also the funny thing in gen 1 where only 1 pokemon per trainer can have a custom move

          and the custom move Blue's venusaur gets makes him actively WORSE than a level-up venusaur (it exchanges sleep powder for mega drain)

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh i didn't know that, that's a pretty weird restriction

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gens 4 and 5 rivals clearly don't use level up movesets
          Gym leaders, champions and E4 members don't in any game either

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rivals in gen 5 do, that's why Cheren's pokémon have trash movesets

            eg: Simipour knows the only 4 moves it can learn by leveling up, which is why it's still got lick, leer and fury swipes in the final battle before the E4

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not the last time you fight him (even if it's the last time before the postgame)

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll always be mad they made unfezant a physical attacker

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all mons have held items
              automatically better than a lot of NPC team just for this. GameFrick neglects held items so much it's sad.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >GameFrick neglects held items so much it's sad.
                I recently replayed XY with a Crustle on my team, and I left Bug Bite on it because I thought it would be fun to steal berries from NPCs. I literally did not encounter a single trainer battle with berries on their pokemon in the entire game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      In case you thought this final battle couldn't be any more pathetic, remember that it's skippable too.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this rival has no right being passive-aggressive towards you the whole game while being this pathetic

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the chucklefricks from gen 5 who use route 1 shitmons the entire game

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marnie, at least the fatty is moronic and funny, Marnie is cringey and moronic

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no the fat frick is who is cringe and moronic

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uses 3 non sinnoh pokemon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not his fault Sinnoh's native Fire-types consist of Rapidash and... ... ... ... ...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        More catchable fire types than Hoenn, Johto and Kanto btw

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Posting the only rival with a good team

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not using Shitnoh cross-gen trash

      BASED

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're trash homosexual

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sinnoh moment

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rival#In_the_games
      That's a moronic nitpick. Majority of the rivals in the series use 2-3 mons not from their region/generation.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hop is the most insufferable character in any game I've ever played and I don't say that lightly

      This is probably the best rival team in the series, barring ORAS Wally who's locked behind battle maison completion

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        blue's rematch team in hgss is cracked but idk if he still counts as a rival at that point

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hop is the most insufferable character in any game I've ever played and I don't say that lightly
        At least his battles are alright (ignoring the constant interruptions), and I can appreciate him using different mon from time to time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trainers using pokemon from other regions is bad because... BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK???

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        One or two old pokemon is one thing, as is some random trainers mostly using them, but them being half of the rival character's team just makes the region look like it doesn't have an adequate selection of new pokemon to choose from.
        Not to mention how in Barry's case the Rapidash exemplies a big problem in Sinnoh with the type distribution of both new AND old pokemon.
        I'm not sure if any other game has screwed up as badly as DP when the only available alternative to Chimchar was Ponyta. Did nobody at Gamefreak review the regional dex before it was too late?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          DP makes no sense
          >make a bunch of crossgen evolutions
          >put like one or two of them in the main game for people to obtain
          >create characters like Volkner or Flint who were designed to run the new Pokemon
          >don't give them to them until Platinum, resulting in the most embarrassing E4 team in the series
          I think it's because DP for whatever reason wanted to commit to having a 150 Pokemon Pokedex like KANTOOOOO and forgot to put the new Pokemon in.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            One or two old pokemon is one thing, as is some random trainers mostly using them, but them being half of the rival character's team just makes the region look like it doesn't have an adequate selection of new pokemon to choose from.
            Not to mention how in Barry's case the Rapidash exemplies a big problem in Sinnoh with the type distribution of both new AND old pokemon.
            I'm not sure if any other game has screwed up as badly as DP when the only available alternative to Chimchar was Ponyta. Did nobody at Gamefreak review the regional dex before it was too late?

            >uses 3 non sinnoh pokemon

            Lol watching redditors grasping at straws to hate on Sinnoh is hilarious.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair the cross gen evolutions being locked to the post game did manage to make them feel rare and powerful. You felt like a king for owning an Electivire in DP. Which only made it more hype to be able to play them for the main game in Platinum. This is probably the closest thing we're ever getting to a NG+ feature in pokemon

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>don't give them to them until Platinum, resulting in the most embarrassing E4 team in the series
            no it's kino because they don't use monotype shit

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              no it fricking isn't mixed typing is the champions job

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm tired of monotype shit they need to move on to new gym leader themes

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah you do

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm tired of monotype shit they need to move on to new gym leader themes

                Monotype Gyms
                Theme E4 (Weather, Trick Room, Screens, Baton Pass, whatever)
                this is the way

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're moronic and clearly don't know anything about hood game design. All 8 gym leaders, all of the Elite 4 + champion, all 3 galactic commanders and Cyrus all have Sinnoh aces. The point of Barry is that he's supposed to have a balanced and competent team which he has

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The whole "new region must spam new mons" thing is a retroactive fan rule that didn't exist at the time.
          >I'm not sure if any other game has screwed up as badly as DP when the only available alternative to Chimchar was Ponyta
          Gen 1 only had one ghost line and one dragon line
          Gen 2 only added one MON, not even entire line, for each
          Gen 3 lacked ice types
          The first pokemon game to ever not have type distribution issues was Platinum.
          >Did nobody at Gamefreak review the regional dex before it was too late?
          I'm convinced they didn't until Platinum. Probably didn't for BW either considering they had to shoehorn ghost type into the Frillish line and even with that they couldn't give Shauntal 5 pokemon, which resulted in the entire Unova elite 4 only having 4 pokemon each

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Youre forced to pick X starter or you end locked with a dogshit boring team to battle the entire game

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No taste moron

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol watch Sinnohetus R.edditors jump through hoops to defend their trash game against your valid criticism is hilarious

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Talking to yourself

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you cry about Silver using 4 non Johto pokemon?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trainers using pokemon from other regions is bad because... BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK???

      One or two old pokemon is one thing, as is some random trainers mostly using them, but them being half of the rival character's team just makes the region look like it doesn't have an adequate selection of new pokemon to choose from.
      Not to mention how in Barry's case the Rapidash exemplies a big problem in Sinnoh with the type distribution of both new AND old pokemon.
      I'm not sure if any other game has screwed up as badly as DP when the only available alternative to Chimchar was Ponyta. Did nobody at Gamefreak review the regional dex before it was too late?

      Just say GENERATION! They're all from Sinnoh, catchable in Sinnoh, in the Sinnoh dex before elite four, how are they not fricking Sinnoh Pokemon???

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Gives you a piss easy battle, cleans out your butthole, heals you, then gifts you some free max revives.
    Unova """rivals""".

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because N is your actual rival in BW1.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a rival.
    Literally everyone except Calem/Serena denied any interest in training Pokemon when you meet in Tower of Mastery. He's just some kiddo that likes to dance, it's (you) who is moron demanding them to train their Pokemon for battles instead of chasing their hobbies.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but I wouldn't have minded as much if he had some actual fricking dancing Pokemon. Even just fricking one. Where's Ludicolo or Bellossom or Maractus? Not even a Gyarados with Dragon Dance but he'll have two fricking Pokemon with Swords Dance? Why not Feather Dance instead?
      They put the minimum fricking effort on him. I can excuse a shitty reoccurring trainer if they're at least memorable with a cool thematic team. This guy does not.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fair point, tho worth noting that these frickers gang you up in a gauntlet-style series of fights so there's a valid reason to not make them super challenging.

        [...]
        Holy fricking cope

        >H-holey moley heccing cope

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice selfie

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >redditjak
          You lose

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No arrows for the first message means you look like that
          You lost.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This . Defending gamefreak and their shitty work ethic is inexcusable.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bianca is also shit at battling and we are constantly reminded of that fact throughout her game. Doesn't stop her from having a better team than OP's

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They called Shauna/Trevor/Tierno "friends" for a reason after all, the only one that actually calls themselves a rival to you is Calem/Serena. I'm not defending the friends, but the fact people still misunderstand their roles 10 years later still is insane.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They still have the same functions that rivals do. (people you meet at the beginning of the game that you have to fight multiple times throughout the game)
        This "um ackshually they aren't really rivals" cope is really fricking pathetic.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kieran

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always hated Silver's team, barely fits him at all and is almost exclusively Kanto Pokemon. I'd give him something like
    >Starter
    >Sneasel
    >Donphan
    >Ursaring
    >Maybe T-Tar for lategame rematches since no one uses it
    Really anything is better than being the 50000th trainer with Gengar on their team.

    If we're talking in terms of the plot I don't know why anyone would answer anything but the gen 6 chucklefricks and Trace.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They also could given him Houndoom, Skarmory, Steelix, Scizor or Heracross

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >axing his golbat that only evolves into a crobat after he realizes he was wrong for seeing pokemon as tools

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That anon only mentioned 5 pokemkn so just have Crobat be the sixth

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every rival from kalos

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to stab Hau, Hop and Avery with a kitchen knife. They are not hot girls.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Avery is a hot twink tho

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what that anon's problem is. He's a mentally ill Chink who can't accept that he's gay so he's mad that the characters he wants to frick are men

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hop for sure, but what do you have against Hau? Dude just wants to chill and knows you’re more into battling than he is, Gladion takes up the competitive rival spot.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently that anon only like characters he can be sexually attracted to.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          So he's sexually attracted to Gladion is what I'm getting from that

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >X and Y's bloated dex
    >he only uses one Pokemon that's tangentially related to dancing, the other two are random

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its bloated because it has more mons than my favorite gen
    l m a o

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ones from kalos are so fricking bad

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least Tierno is self-aware, rivals like hau and hugh don’t even know they suck at batting but still pretend like they’re getting better.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      One thing I like about Tierno is that he left me alone after I got the waterfall HM.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought PLA was good?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is, but her team is a joke.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should do something where your Rival’s pokemon also has max friendship and all the cringe “friendship buffs” like randomly dodging an attack or surviving a OHKO with 1HP
      Would be kino

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Features like this and the generational gimmicks don't exist to facilitate interesting gameplay and scenarios, but instead ensure even the blackest gorilla Black person toddler can beat the game. Please understand.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY BOY TIERNO. He's not a battler, he's a dancer at heart, so why get upset at him for not being a rival, if he's not even really supposed to be one? he's a friend.

    ..also he's one of the only non-generic people in the series who decided to do something that isn't pokemon battling.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      based tierno enjoyer

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like cringe homosexual!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will because he's a fat homosexual!

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The rival in XY. She was unbearable I wish they cut her and gave her appearances to the three friends

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hugh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crawdaunt deserved better...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this im using one on emerald such a badass pokemon does not deserve to be associated with a fat homosexual like that

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shauna was the only fwen in XY that didn't suck, they should have just cut everyone else and give her more screentime and battles.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      she honestly puts up a better fight than serena

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This half assed POS who just laughed off getting his ass kicked over and over. Ultra SuMo fixed that mediocre attitude but the damage was done already.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this homosexual is a big reason i refuse to replay gen 7

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of the rivals in XY lacked any personality or character

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to DATE Tierno!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual!

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheren/Bianca feel like they have the same team despite not having the same team. Starter/Monkey/2 pokemon you can get before the first gym for both of them. They're never threatening and their teams never change, yet you have to fight them like 8 times each.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 someone is a pedantic butthole and says "um aktually pidove is after the first gym"

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like psychic typing, but I hate that top hat guy on isle of armor. His design is so shitty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz6_haL-hGw

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      sad how bad he's eclipsed by klara

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trace on LGPE makes me glad I skipped those games. I also hated that the player's starter Eevee couldn't evolve and forced motion controls suck.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hop is the most annoying rival on sword and shield. Gamefreak's biggest mistake was allowing that homosexual to appear in the Galarian star tournament.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    While we're on the subject of rivals, i gotta ask

    Will he ever be topped? Or is he the peak rival character?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's the peak

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Antagonistic personality, doesn't just brush off wins and losses like a homosexual
      >In terms of story, he genuinely competes against you and accomplishes the same goals as you without your involvement
      >In terms of gameplay, the battles are placed to kick your ass by catching you off guard when you least expect one, and he isn't just there to heal you either

      All the reasons why Blue is a great rival are all things they blatantly avoid in nu-gen rivals. Nu-gen rivals are lucky if they accidentally get even one of Blue's traits.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gladion does all 3 of these.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Needs to ambush you when you're weak
        Blue sucks

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        personality, doesn't just brush off wins and losses like a homosexual
        He's barely even antagonistic and shows a vested interest in your and your Pokemon's growth at several points in his dialogue. At the very fricking worst he does playground teasing and light ribbing like an old friend would.
        I wonder if anyone who tries to act like this guy was anywhere close to an butthole has even fricking played the game they like sucking off so much in past 2 decades, of if they're just going off of their own rose-tinted, anime-poisoned memories of the whole thing.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Will he ever be topped?
      Yeah by Red
      In bed

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    easily

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Far from being the worst

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >post game team
        OH NO NO NO

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      made for breeding

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Cheren

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