Who is this game for?

Who is this game for?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    millionaire streamers

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure showed those billionares by self-censoring your language on their platforms, sisters!

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this game made by a multi-billion dollar company?
    Does Sega want us to eat them???

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hedge kiddos who want to stick to their da-err I mean the man.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imaginary people devs thinking exist.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The idea for this game came out from a meeting between several millionaire old japanese men who have never played a single game, but they saw the current state of western gaming on youtube or some shit and thought "the gaijin mustu lovu thisu".

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's intended for a geriatric millennial developer's idea of what zoomers are like. Imagine you're one of these childless 30-something devs tasked with working on this game. When are you ever interacting with a real Gen Z face to face? The answer is never. The image you've formed of your audience has come filtered through solely online interaction, mainly Twitter and YouTube content.
    Imagine if there was a massive thermonuclear war and the only thing that survived for future archaeologists to piece together what daily life was like in our society were logs from a forum dedicated to discussing Marvel movies. That's essentially the level of accuracy Creative Assembly had at identifying their demographic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if the game isn't as bussin as Fortnite it just can't compete for the attention of zoomzooms

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genz is in the workforce now bro

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      battle pass, eh?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is called hyenas
    >it's just a bunch of Black folk instead of cool dog-like creatures

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I knew the game i was working on was going to be doomed out the gate I would at least try to convince the suits to go for the furry money.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slopkings

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could've been for hmofachads but they fricked up

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hispanics. They will enjoy it probably. Little difference between this game and other hisapnic-favored games like DMC.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hasanoids

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He comes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he stop before he actually hits it? Look at his, he barely touches it, there is no force to those kicks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was this slowed down? Did someone edit his wrists to be limp?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >b*stards

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saying such a dirty word on social media is "too edgy" for them.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Ganker so adamant in defending billionaires?

    They don't know you exist, as a matter of fact they would put y'all in slaves camps to produce more goyslop if they could.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is Ganker so adamant in defending billionaires?
      I don't. I wish someone would drone strike a WEF meeting. But I'm not going to pretend this piece of shit game is good.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buy shit games to own da joos
      heh nice try schlombersteinkoppf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game looks like shit but I would like to add unconditionally hating billionaires is cringe.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because this kind of marketing is hypocritical, especially when the game itself is part of Segay's billion dollar megagame project.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, playing a AAAA-budget game will fight the powers thay be.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is Ganker so ______
      Nothing on Ganker, and the internet, is genuine and you know that. theres a large chance any post you read is either a bot, trolling, or someone so moronic they might as well be one of the other two.

      including this post.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey Kids, look at us, we're making a videogame about fricking up Billionaires!
      >Don't you have Billionaires?
      >Of course you do! Play our game, it's fun!
      the pandering and condescending tone is what annoys me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >owning the made-up billioinaire lovers by directly financing said billionaires

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      By buying this game you give more money to billionaires, but I guess you get to virtue signal to your fellow trannies on Reddit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're more based than the average normietard. You wanna defend carlos on twitter instead?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because they're more based than the average normietard
        True. Most of them are based e-girlcons. Can't get more based than that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm adamant about making Marxist morons seethe, supporting billionaires is just a good way to do this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leave… the billionaires… ALONE.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who buy smash capitalism merch.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they dont play vidya

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They must, because the defiantly make games. There is no shortage of "capitalism bad" indy games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think they do all day?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that total war died for this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats alright man i'd really rather not have such a nice thing defiled

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      better off dead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh nyo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      either way it was gonna be a game that wont sell

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >company is so afraid of being potentially shunned that they feel the need to censor the word "bastards"

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SEGA announces a billion dollars to be dedicated to the production of new games
    >the first is an anti-capitalist hero shooter themed around stealing from billionaires
    >the characters look like Alex Jones tier charicatures of woke twitter people
    >heroes originate from a slum called "The Taint"
    >the earth was destroyed by "The Crack"
    >twitter account is so safe it censors the word "bastard"

    Everything about this is dripping in satire, someone must have had a blast creating this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you told me Ganker conceived this game as a parody of the current woke gaming sphere I would have believed you no questions asked

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny enough, you can say the same thing about the Saints Row reboot.

  21. 8 months ago
    Jerry Brown

    >Jap games aren't wo-

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Creative Assembly's game THOUGH.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a western game. Like any other western product, the objective is going against the traditional audience. Can't blame Sega with this one since it worked for BG3, Dead Space and Resident Evil remakes, Diablo 4, etc.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >furry
    >anti-capitalism
    >woke

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