Unsurprisingly, Baldur won a bunch of awards and GOTY. That Chinese money is just too sweet for TGA to resist. Somehow, a railroaded troony game with only illusion of choice won best RPG over a game that literally gives you the freedom to explore the entire fricking galaxy. Make that make sense.
>Rehash of the kingdom lost >Slopfield not even considered as a GOTY contender
Reminder you had to watch 3 hours of ads because Geoff didn't want to take handouts from Nintendo and Microsoft.
Also I'm so fricking sick of "Japan except blown up" games at this point. There were cyberpunk bombed out Japan games, fantasy bombed out Japan games, just fricking stop.
Blown up Japan is the 2020s version of Hot Topic vikings
>GOTY >BG3
Deserved and expected >Game Direction >AW2
Makes sense >Narrative >AW2
It's either it or BG3, makes sense >Art direction >AW2
A toss-up between it, Hi-Fi Rush, and maybe Lies of P, so makes sense >Music >FFXVI
A toss-up between it and Hi-Fi Rush, so sure. >Audio Design >Hi-Fi Rush
Yep, makes sense >Preformance >BG3
Don't care much, makes sense >Accessibility >Forza
who cares, sure, I'll trust you >Impact >TCHIA
Who? >Ongoing >Cyberpunk
All others are slop and people like the latest DLC so makes sense >Community support >BG3
It's either BG3 or NMS, so makes sense as well >Indie >Sea of Stars
I barely heard anything other than "yeah that game is whatever" about it. Dave the Diver at least made some impact. >Debut >COCOON
Who? Should've been Pizza Tower - a bigger debut, a stronger debut, a better public opinion, and a very unorthodox and artistic project otherwise. The only explanation might be that it was playable for a while now and its gameplay is derivative. >Mobile shit >Honkai
Sure, probably, no one cares >VR/AR >RE8
Makes sense, VR is for porn >Action >AC6
Makes sense and is deserved, the only competition is Hi-Fi Rush >Adventure >TotK
Undeserved but the nominee lineup is moronic as the only other "adventure" game there is Jedi Survivor and it's probably better for Zelda to get an award than for a title from EA. >RPG >BG3
Duh. >Fighting >SF6
Based and deserved. >Family >Mario
Makes sense >Strategy >Pikmin4
Sounds like a way of saying "Skylines 2 are ass" >Racing >Forza
Who cares? >Multiplayer >BG3
Maybe? I heard it's alright but nothing award-worthy, 2bh. >Adaptation >TLoU
Shit taste, paid by Snoy, should've been Mario >Anticipated >FFVII
Who cares?
Spider-Slop 2 getting zero awards despite being nominated a dozen of times is the true victory of the year.
A couple of upsets, like TotK getting a phoned-in award or critic-bait slop winning instead of better options, but pretty good TGA otherwise.
Todd won for having nothing to do with the troony Awards.
What about Fallout, his Starfield nomination, and his attendance at the show?
the biggest lost
and the biggest win
>who lost
Todd and Disney
>who won
Video games
I won because I didn't bother watching this garbage.
you literally didnt miss anything. nothing new shows was even remotely interesting.
consolecucks lost, so that's a small win
Bear balls lovers won. Everybody else lost.
Unsurprisingly, Baldur won a bunch of awards and GOTY. That Chinese money is just too sweet for TGA to resist. Somehow, a railroaded troony game with only illusion of choice won best RPG over a game that literally gives you the freedom to explore the entire fricking galaxy. Make that make sense.
SARRR DO NOT REDEEM THE YEAR OF THE GAME
u mad
>a game that literally gives you the freedom explore 99% empty rocks
kek
Alan Wake and Baldur's Gate GODS won.
Tendies and Snoys lost.
>who won
trannies and journos
>who lost
everyone else
>who lost
>everyone else
*chud .fix
>who won
My wife
>who lost
/v/
>Who lost
They all did.
>Rehash of the kingdom lost
>Slopfield not even considered as a GOTY contender
Reminder you had to watch 3 hours of ads because Geoff didn't want to take handouts from Nintendo and Microsoft.
>you had to watch 3 hours of ads
Ads?
Everyone lost tonight.
Alan Wake and BG3, which is to say video games that aren't video games.
Thank god games are dead.
Cringe
I saw an armored core clone
I'm pleased as punch.
Sony lost
Todd lost
Zelda lost
Spiderman lost
Xbox won
Mario won
Crpg won
how did xbox win?
I assume he is a kojima tard acting like everyone will give a shit about the jordan peele slop that he's releasing.
3 awards + Blade, Hellblade, Kojima + BG3 on Game Pass + will receive all announced games + Sony messed up
>Who lost
People who want games to be good
Also I'm so fricking sick of "Japan except blown up" games at this point. There were cyberpunk bombed out Japan games, fantasy bombed out Japan games, just fricking stop.
Blown up Japan is the 2020s version of Hot Topic vikings
genshitskins LOST
ZeldaCHADs WON
Dave the Diver and Pizza Tower robbed
I lost. Four hours of my life and all I got in return was Geoff saying homie.
>can laud my favorite niche Nintendo series as taking home more recognition than the capeshit game
I won tonight. I won.
>who won
ESG
jews
trannies
Sweet Baby Inc.
>who lost
everyone else
Armored Core won so hard soulless clones are already being made
Ganker both won and lost tonight
Posting just to say I don't care.
I was happy to hear about Visions of Mana
>GOTY
>BG3
Deserved and expected
>Game Direction
>AW2
Makes sense
>Narrative
>AW2
It's either it or BG3, makes sense
>Art direction
>AW2
A toss-up between it, Hi-Fi Rush, and maybe Lies of P, so makes sense
>Music
>FFXVI
A toss-up between it and Hi-Fi Rush, so sure.
>Audio Design
>Hi-Fi Rush
Yep, makes sense
>Preformance
>BG3
Don't care much, makes sense
>Accessibility
>Forza
who cares, sure, I'll trust you
>Impact
>TCHIA
Who?
>Ongoing
>Cyberpunk
All others are slop and people like the latest DLC so makes sense
>Community support
>BG3
It's either BG3 or NMS, so makes sense as well
>Indie
>Sea of Stars
I barely heard anything other than "yeah that game is whatever" about it. Dave the Diver at least made some impact.
>Debut
>COCOON
Who? Should've been Pizza Tower - a bigger debut, a stronger debut, a better public opinion, and a very unorthodox and artistic project otherwise. The only explanation might be that it was playable for a while now and its gameplay is derivative.
>Mobile shit
>Honkai
Sure, probably, no one cares
>VR/AR
>RE8
Makes sense, VR is for porn
>Action
>AC6
Makes sense and is deserved, the only competition is Hi-Fi Rush
>Adventure
>TotK
Undeserved but the nominee lineup is moronic as the only other "adventure" game there is Jedi Survivor and it's probably better for Zelda to get an award than for a title from EA.
>RPG
>BG3
Duh.
>Fighting
>SF6
Based and deserved.
>Family
>Mario
Makes sense
>Strategy
>Pikmin4
Sounds like a way of saying "Skylines 2 are ass"
>Racing
>Forza
Who cares?
>Multiplayer
>BG3
Maybe? I heard it's alright but nothing award-worthy, 2bh.
>Adaptation
>TLoU
Shit taste, paid by Snoy, should've been Mario
>Anticipated
>FFVII
Who cares?
Spider-Slop 2 getting zero awards despite being nominated a dozen of times is the true victory of the year.
A couple of upsets, like TotK getting a phoned-in award or critic-bait slop winning instead of better options, but pretty good TGA otherwise.
Very well summarized. Too bad nothing memorable happened. The Japanese attention prostitute was trying too hard this time around.