Who needs a Direct when you have:
Xenoblade 3
Live A Live
Splatoon 3
Bayonetta 3
Scarlet/Violet
Metroid Prime remake (rumor)
All coming this year?
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Who needs a Direct when you have:. Xenoblade 3. Live A Live. Splatoon 3. Bayonetta 3. Scarlet/Violet
>Metroid Prime remake (rumor)
The hundredth one in like three years. I'm probably just gonna pirate Prime Trilogy at some point, since Nintendo clearly isn't interested in selling it to me.
The last direct was embarrassing
>biggest announcement is monster hunter DLC
>2017 coomer game port without the coomer costume
>Disney BLM simulator
>Mario + Minions
>MegaMan shitty tv spin-off collection
>PacWorld remake, no Ms Pac-Man and only the first one when the 2nd one is the best
>2008 valve shitty puzzle game port
>Sonic frontiers gameplay that looks worse because it's definitely running on the switch.
>Advance Wars definitive cancellation
>Pro Ukraine Kiev angel game announced
>Persona 3 psp, 4 Goldshit, 5 Royale with cheese ports, cloud versions too little too late
3 psp, 4 Goldshit, 5 Royale with cheese ports, cloud versions too little too late
They're not cloud ports you fricking moron
They Are, Atlus Tweeted they tried to get normal versions but realized the switch being a piece of shit couldn't run a PSP game and if the shitch can't compete with the glorious PSP then how could P4 or P5 ever run on it, so they decided to make cloud versions.
Source?
I accept your concession
>Sonygay parroting the 'cloud port' meme again
Those homosexuals just have to port the trilogy instead of hewing us by remastering them one at a time.
Honestly, I just wanted a new mainline FE announcement since it's already been 3 years. Not that what we're getting this year is bad or anything.
Except Pokémon.
Because we need
>Fire Emblem 17 ft. Toothpaste chan
>Donkey Kong game from the odyssey team
>Ice Climbers reboot as a 3D action platformer
that's it
Now that you are mentioning imaginary shit, i would actually like a captain falcon beat them up, to dabble into the bounty hunter side of the character.
Dont care
Literally who
Literally when
Literally what
Literally why
>Metroid Prime remake
No one should play this. It might be the most israeli thing Nintendo has done when Primes 1+2+3 were all available for $20 on Wii U before they shut down the shop.
The morons who think getting a Kirby and a Xenoblade game somehow correlates to them getting another series
>Japshit
>Japshit
>Japshit
>Japshit
>Japshit/Japshit
>Japshit that was originally interpreted by Americans so it was actually good but this remake will probably be made by Japanese devs so it’ll probably be shit
There’s literally nothing to look forward to on the Switch, next time buy a REAL console with amazing games homegrown by Westerners
... There's no way you aren't aware that Sony is a Japanese company.
They WERE a Japanese company but then they made the smart decision to focus on the Western market and even moved their headquarters to California, the best state for the creation of art. Sure, some of the executives are still Japanese but we shouldn’t hold people’s disabilities against them.
funny guy
>Xenoblade 3
offline mmo shit with moronic story
>Live A Live
10 hour game
>Splatoon 3
cool
>Bayonetta 3
cool
>Pokemon
frick off
>old game remaster
who cares? frick off
>hates jrpgs
>likes literal kid's multiplayer game where everyone lags because they're playing on wifi because lmao no ethernet port
>he must hate an entire genre because he said Xenoblade is shit
Xenogays are fricking morons. Your shitty game has the worst combat in the genre.
filtered
go back to grooming kids on splatoon
You call four jrpgs shit and you were right to do so
I'm sick of Splatoon and Xenoblade
It's over
He's not wrong.
I just hope kirby gets a dream collection 2 with ports of the flagship games and hd remasters of the non switch kumazaki games
>what is marketing
I need my Splat3 Direct