The polyester of the plush would dry up your holes and you could die. I had to go to hospital and get a professional enema for sitting on my Embroar plush's arm and drying out my butthole
Did you actually explain to the hospital staff what happened, or did you just act like a clueless frick, leaving them to treat you based on symptoms alone?
You reaaaaally need to control yourself better when you get horny, anon.
>rampant usage of BMWF pairings in the games and anime >soulless corposhit designs for their TCG animation >Worlds trailer lack of white males >and now TPCi selling phallic toys to kids
yeah it's all coming together.
>rampant usage of BMWF pairings in the games and anime
You're the same kind of person that thinks most anime characters are literally European so your opinion can be safely discarded.
Eeeeew, I just realized Wiglett looks like an enlongated penis. Why is Game Freak designing Pokemon that look like this?
Gen 8 is not off the hook either, Cinderace looks like it's kicking someone in the testicles. Its Pyro Ball move in particular looks like it's kicking a flaming extracted testicle at the opponent, and it's DISGUSTING!
>wiglett got a plushie before minior got any official merch at all
WHY WONT YOU MARKET HIM
HE'S BEEN A GOOD BOY AND COULD EASILY BE MADE INTO A BILLION DIFFERENT TOYS OR KEYCHAINS N SHIT
I'm honestly more surprised Klefki has been marketed like this only one time even though he's the fricking keychain Pokemon. It'd be like if they made a Pokemon that's explicitly just a plushie, and then only produce a plushie of it once in a limited print run. Simply baffling.
on one hand i want one so badly on the other i cant make it frick my pussy cause its a plush. like the most i can do is freaking hold the wiglett bwc plush. yeah i guess im not getting it cause i already own too much plushy shit anyway and i cant do anything w it. not even mentioning how weird its gonna be if someone sees that phallic shit.
>not even mentioning how weird its gonna be if someone sees that phallic shit.
TPC doesn't seem to think so >this long Poké Plush version of the Garden Eel Pokémon is ready to stand tall as part of your plush collection, perched on your couch, coffee table, or bookshelf.
How long until someone actually makes a usable, silicon dildo based off of Wiglett? If you know how, they're not that hard to make, just take a lot of material. I'm genuinely surprised a "fantasy toy" company hasn't made a "legally distinct" Diglet or Wiglett dong yet.Or Dugtrio if you like double/triple penetration.
your mother.
Horny girls and boys that's who.
Your mom
tpbp
These things are gonna go in so many holes.
plushie = soft
soft things can't go in holes anon
People can make it hard. They can rub all sorts of shit one it to make it hard.
The polyester of the plush would dry up your holes and you could die. I had to go to hospital and get a professional enema for sitting on my Embroar plush's arm and drying out my butthole
Post bussy
Why did you put your bare butthole on an Emboar plushie?
Its the only logical thing to do
Did you actually explain to the hospital staff what happened, or did you just act like a clueless frick, leaving them to treat you based on symptoms alone?
You reaaaaally need to control yourself better when you get horny, anon.
TPC wants your kids to play with this toy
Is the company secretly align with them?
>rampant usage of BMWF pairings in the games and anime
>soulless corposhit designs for their TCG animation
>Worlds trailer lack of white males
>and now TPCi selling phallic toys to kids
yeah it's all coming together.
mutt's law
At least the plush is white
>rampant usage of BMWF pairings in the games and anime
You're the same kind of person that thinks most anime characters are literally European so your opinion can be safely discarded.
There's only actual BMWF pairing in Pokemon is Peony and his wife. Iscan is just a brown Asian
Peony is a paki though
>10 1/4 inches
I unironically want one not gonna lie
Eeeeew, I just realized Wiglett looks like an enlongated penis. Why is Game Freak designing Pokemon that look like this?
Gen 8 is not off the hook either, Cinderace looks like it's kicking someone in the testicles. Its Pyro Ball move in particular looks like it's kicking a flaming extracted testicle at the opponent, and it's DISGUSTING!
? You buy it so that you can attach it your Lucario or Garde plushie
I will now buy your merchandise
say it to my fricking face
This picture is blurry. Get yourself a better lens. One that will never have blur from .03m to 3m at least.
please do not molest the wiglett, femanon
BIG WHITE wiener
False advertisement. BWC is a myth
I bought a Dratini one which is kinda similar i guess because its silly and cute
Dratini is anything but phallic
it's 3d model is
You have brain rot from too much porn bro
too soft
Asian females do because it reminds them of what they want the most in life aka BWC
Japanese girls love the BWC
I'm loving the articles being published on this and some of the reactions on social media, lol. There's no way TPC didn't know this would happen.
Links?
Zeldas only.
All you have to do is a Google search for wiglett plush and it's pretty much all right there.
I’m not sure, I’d believe TPCi is out of touch enough to just think “haha long diglett is longgggg” and nothing past that
Yo mama
>let's make diglett longer, color it white, and pretend it's a new pokemon!
convergent evolutions were a mistake
>wiglett got a plushie before minior got any official merch at all
WHY WONT YOU MARKET HIM
HE'S BEEN A GOOD BOY AND COULD EASILY BE MADE INTO A BILLION DIFFERENT TOYS OR KEYCHAINS N SHIT
Who?
I'm honestly more surprised Klefki has been marketed like this only one time even though he's the fricking keychain Pokemon. It'd be like if they made a Pokemon that's explicitly just a plushie, and then only produce a plushie of it once in a limited print run. Simply baffling.
They already did that.
BIG WHITE SUBTERRANEAN CHRISTIAN TYRANOSAURUS REX JURASSIC WHITE wiener
on one hand i want one so badly on the other i cant make it frick my pussy cause its a plush. like the most i can do is freaking hold the wiglett bwc plush. yeah i guess im not getting it cause i already own too much plushy shit anyway and i cant do anything w it. not even mentioning how weird its gonna be if someone sees that phallic shit.
>not even mentioning how weird its gonna be if someone sees that phallic shit.
TPC doesn't seem to think so
>this long Poké Plush version of the Garden Eel Pokémon is ready to stand tall as part of your plush collection, perched on your couch, coffee table, or bookshelf.
How long until someone actually makes a usable, silicon dildo based off of Wiglett? If you know how, they're not that hard to make, just take a lot of material. I'm genuinely surprised a "fantasy toy" company hasn't made a "legally distinct" Diglet or Wiglett dong yet.Or Dugtrio if you like double/triple penetration.
After all the attention the Wiglett plush has garnered, it wouldn't surprise me if this happened, lol.