Who the frick is running all these bots? Their power bill must be fricking insane. Whats the point even?

Who the frick is running all these bots? Their power bill must be fricking insane. What’s the point even?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get a VPS from work, I run it off there. Use the same proxy I'm using for Ganker to run them. Every time Valve bans one of the IPs from their network, I just iterate to the next one. It's very simple OPSEC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >l love wasting 5-10 minutes of my time to get F1’d from a lobby in 20 seconds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine thinking we're not winning on all fronts.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what're ya winning, son?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Control.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Artifact Beta

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              *Artishart

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the arti-ACK

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >l’m a homosexual who wasn’t loved as a kid so l now spend my day fricking with pub lobbies

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"I’m a homosexual who wasn’t loved as a kid so l now spend my day playing a 17yo dead game"
            FTFY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You must lead a very sad life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I run a fortune 500 companies' largest server cluster, responsible for over 5 million requests per hour. I make over 6 figures, have a wife and kid, and in my spare time I hack video games. Tell me about your supposedly amazing life.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like you're a dev or some IT guy, is that right?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My title is lead infrastructure engineer. But I do many things in the IT field, yes.

            I make around $30,000 working as a caregiver for people with developmental disabilities. I rent an apartment, own a car and live alone with my two cats.
            You sound deeply unhappy, stupid and petulant.

            Hmmm. You maybe right about the petulant part. But at least I won't die alone with some cats who will eat my body leading a nothing life. I made my impact on the world by reproducing. Why haven't you?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You sound like the kind of person that has been pressured into achieving the idealized "success" of leading a fricking miserable life devoted to shit you actually don't care about just to keep up appearances. Sad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To deny our baser instincts is to deny what makes us human. If you want to live your life moment to moment consuming product get happy for next product, thinking being the keeper of some cats is the pinnacle of life, then so be it. But I am human. Humans only function on this planet is to live, reproduce and die. If you want to skip the 2nd step, that's your business. The only pressure I have is the one from within.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy fricking reddit. Suck start a shotgun please.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See, unlike you, I have a reason to live, I've procreated. You haven't. Why don't you lead by example?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So your reason to live is to make someone else richer and raise worthless children? Sounds depressing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you're right, I should get paid peanuts to look after people who contribute nothing to society so I can go home and feed some cats that contribute nothing to society so I can die alone and contribute nothing to society.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So now you're saying it's about contributing to society? How exactly does wage slaving for a "fortune 500 company" and raising future nobodies contribute to society? Especially since you're actively admitting to ruining games, which, in itself, is a detriment to society. Sounds like massive cope tbh.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's what I've always said. Reproducing for the human race is how you contribute to society. But I guess that's reddit or something to understand basic English.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think there are more ways to contribute to society than simply having children. You have to raise them well, too. God help your kids.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can think all you want with your plummeting population ratio. Even in Japan the country you guys jack off to, their birth rate is at a record low. Yet nobody cares, you just consume product, get excited for next product.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You really don’t have to be very smart to get far in your field, do you?

                wouldnt this get you fired when a network admin notices that you're sucking up their bandwidth to troll a 12 year old source game?

                Stupider things have happened.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No retort.
                Figured. Enjoy your cats, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do enjoy them. I wouldn’t have adopted them otherwise.

                If you really want a reply this badly, I’ll respond.
                >You can think all you want with your plummeting population ratio.
                I don’t think the human race is going to go extinct any time soon. If I die alone, oh well. I’m happy with my own company and am tired of settling for women who have no respect for me.
                >Even in Japan the country you guys jack off to, their birth rate is at a record low. >Yet nobody cares, you just consume product, get excited for next product.
                You kinda got lost in the weeds here. I will readily admit to being part of the conspicuous consumption problem in the USA, but I don’t see what Japan has to do with anything discussed up to this point itt. You sound like a fricking moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who will attend your funeral? The cats?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can I ask you the same question

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My children and probably their children as well?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hopefully my hypothetical children will. I plan to raise a family in the future.
                Failing that, my little brother and his family will probably show up for it. My cats will be long dead by then, goofball. There’s no way they could attend.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hypothetical
                HAH! If you're over 30 and haven't gotten married with kids by now, give up. Women expire after 30 dude.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I turn thirty next year. I’m willing to try for a kid until maybe 35, but even then the risks of birth defects associated with geriatric pregnancy don’t really increase substantially until a woman is in her 40s from what I understand.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie you're so obviously unhappy with life if you're bragging about knowing asm and being a normalgay on Ganker for (You)s
                spend time with your kids instead of being here, moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, it's not enough to simply say that reproducing is a contribution to society. I know it's probably hard for you to think clearly with your head so far up your own ass, but simply spawning more worthless resource wasters that might grow up to be scum like their dad isn't, in any way, an immediate benefit to anyone outside of your fricked up family.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jeez, anon. I didn’t realize I was gonna get under your skin merely by having a job. Go ahead and tell us about what you contribute to society.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Would you be proud of your son if he spent his time like you do?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re probably not a very good father.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >To deny our baser instincts is to deny what makes us human. If you want to live your life moment to moment consuming product get happy for next product, thinking being the keeper of some cats is the pinnacle of life, then so be it. But I am human. Humans only function on this planet is to live, reproduce and die. If you want to skip the 2nd step, that's your business. The only pressure I have is the one from within.

                This is the mindset of someone who manages bots in Team fricking Fortress 2 everyone.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My life is far from over, anon. I am in no rush to check all of life’s boxes. The honest truth is that I just don’t have enough to offer a woman that I would want to raise my child right now, but I’m getting there.
              What is making you so unhappy?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Negative impact since your shit stain kids will be just as worthless as you

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Definite cope jej. This dude is LARPING at 10am-1pm on a weekday.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, maybe he’s a WFH chad!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whoa ho watch out anon, he might claim he's SOOOO good at his job that he can afford to cry for attention on Ganker.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone on earth lives in the eastern standard time zone!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is it really that much better if this guy is doing this right after lunch? He doesn’t smell European.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                10am-1pm represents the different time zones of US anon, go take your meds.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I make around $30,000 working as a caregiver for people with developmental disabilities. I rent an apartment, own a car and live alone with my two cats.
          You sound deeply unhappy, stupid and petulant.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          New copypasta just dropped.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WOWWWW 20 LINES OF CODE

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know what assembly is
            It's a retpoline moron. I even labeled it. https://support.google.com/faqs/answer/7625886

            How fricking complicated do you want a retpoline to be?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It's a retpoline moron. I even labeled it. https://support.google.com/faqs/answer/7625886
              >How fricking complicated do you want a retpoline to be?
              surely it's not that hard to do your job if it's that simple

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >have a wife and kid
          so, you can play lewd games anymore
          got it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            can't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You realize you're an anon right? I can say I'm King Charles III shitposting from Buckingham Palace with a Indian child hooker under my desk and that would be about as real as your post.

          homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing is, with the way he's responded in this thread, I 100% believe his life is that miserable. Probably lives in a copy paste slab home that looks identical to the other 100 in his cramped suburban hellscape of a life, raising kids that achieve average to below average in everything because they lack the emotional support of a empathetic parent.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              On that I agree.

              Yo wtf Charles, I thought you were too busy dying of cancer.

              I mean if ya gotta go, go out with a bang!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yo wtf Charles, I thought you were too busy dying of cancer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just know your kid is probably autistic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtu.be/th8D3u88Lqc

      Imagine thinking we're not winning on all fronts.

      >shitter gets filtered by good players
      >seethes at his min wage office job and schemes of ways to get back at someone who told him to get good
      Many such cases! Wagie rage is real!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wouldnt this get you fired when a network admin notices that you're sucking up their bandwidth to troll a 12 year old source game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who's going to report me? Me?

        Do you even know how much bandwidth it takes to play a game? We do 14PBs a day in traffic. You're telling me a few megabytes are gonna tip the scale? Get real.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no i was asking a question because it seems like the kind of thing one could get fired for, misusing company assets and shit like that
          assuming you're not just larping in this thread, why are you even doing it? whats the point in flooding pub matches of TF2 with bots?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's the point in doing anything? I enjoy it. I enjoy the challenge of fighting against Valve's network engineers. It's how I keep my skills sharp. They figure out a way to detect my units, I figure out a way around it. It's the thrill of the chase; the excitement of besting another human at their job. Despite what you may think, Valve does actively try and counter us. We're just better than them, simple as. We also have CS2 bots running around as well.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He has to do le hax0r battle with the 2 people working on TF2 because it's the only fulfillment in his life of wage slaving to provide for the disappointments he calls kids.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and I'm gonna assume 2 people work on CS2 as well, their most popular game?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a thread about TF2, anon, sorry you're too fricking stupid to follow the chain of logic. Tf2 has a noticeable bot problem, CS2 does not. Guess that means you're not very good at your hax0r hobby as you thought, huh?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >erm I'm attacking the gaem that has more than 2 people working on it >:(
                Could have fooled me haven't seen a single bot since the CS:2 launch.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i dunno man tf2s ran on a skeleton crew for years now; the only thing they seem to do is put out more cosmetic crates to keep suckering money out of cash cows, and occasionally put a fan made map into an official rotation. i highly doubt that you're facing their 'a-team' if they are trying to counter you.

              regardless, why dont you challenge yourself by breaking into valve's servers in a way that doesn't ruin the game for the tens of thousands of players that tf2 still has because having to join 9 different lobbies in a row to find one without bots is tiring. especially after having done it for over a year now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, the TF2 team has, but there is an entire group of people at Valve dedicated to protecting their network. I am fighting with them, because I'm not just attacking the matchmaking API endpoints, I'm also attacking various other Steam-related endpoints.

                >erm I'm attacking the gaem that has more than 2 people working on it >:(
                Could have fooled me haven't seen a single bot since the CS:2 launch.

                They can't do ridiculous shit in CS2 like we can in TF2. They have to "behave" or the anti-cheat will eject them immediately.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >especially after having done it for over a year now.
                Assuming he isn't lying (he is) it's actually been 7 years at this point, and he's basically accomplished nothing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Purposely sabotaging the creation of others for your own enjoyment sound likes the opposite of contributing to society. It sounds like being a destructive Black person

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >We also have CS2 bots running around as well.
              Do you sell the accounts to Premier addicts after they get Rank 10?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can run tf2 in a text only console window moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They detect this now and eject clients who fail the render checks. You have to have the IPanels and ISurface agent running, although I've just forged the checks it needs to lie and say it's running. Most other bot-runners haven't.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Artificially pumping player count sounds plausible.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uncle Dane unironically. If he got VAC-Banned and banned from Steam it would be solved.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Asks question
    >Gets answer
    >Backfire effect immediately takes place.

    Every time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Backfire effect
      ?
      You're trying way too hard lol

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uncle Dane hosts most of them to monetize Valve servers and funnel people to his servers (which he also monetizes and his community is legitimately so moronic they believed him when he said he "lost money" on hosting them)

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know. All I know is that it is most certainly a furry and or brony.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard it was a guy from Germany, but I think it was just a rumor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Royal is one of the bot runners, yes.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People that are tired of seeing TF2 basically on life support and just want it to die already?

    Or just trolls that love making people miserable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's legitimately just incel dane mad that Valve stopped listening to him after Jungle Inferno and won't turn off random crits and make more "balance changes" (Ruin weapons he gets mad about)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah dude's got a youtube career to think about. Why risk it just to get Gabe's attention?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Literally ANYONE comes to the obvious conclusion that uncle dane is running the bots
          >The entire TFtuber clique runs damage control because they all know each other
          Remember face.it? Remember how everyone had very obvious sponsorships for it and were pretending it organically was super duper with a big tuper popular?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M SO LE HECKIN 1337
    >NOOOOO WHY AREN'T YOU GIVING ME PRAISE
    >AT LEAST I'M NOT A VIRGIN INCEL LIKE YOU GUYS!! I'M GOING BACK TO Wrong board

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This happened thanks to your thread and I almost died laughing

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If he stopped, what would he do then?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Murder small animals, probably.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hai guize it's me the ebic haxxor Ganker (see my name is anonymous?? neva 4gib neva 4get XD) it wuz all meme whom bakes the bot to rek Volvo's TF2
    I AM very rich and powaful btw, also handsum an smart!11!1! take dat gabe?

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