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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one party with a gun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This part was pretty hardcore for a Nintendo game.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    me, for liking video games.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    crocblocking is punishable by death, shoulda been more helpful

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That guy was going to die during the planet explosion at the end anyway

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, he would have died in the explosion anyway, and that explosion is the fault of the pirates

      Motherfricker beat me to it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, he would have died in the explosion anyway, and that explosion is the fault of the pirates

      Motherfricker beat me to it

      he wouldn't have suffered with the explosion

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I understood this reply gave me a hearty key.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate this fatass like you wouldn't believe.
          >bro its not my fault I'm taking your house and land
          >don't blame me bro I'm innocent blame the people that told me I could.

          context?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The last 10+ years of Israel and Palestine

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              redpill me on that shit
              how the hell were israelis able to just go around evicting random palestinians out of their homes? how was this not a huge international scandal for the past decade?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                israelites can do whatever the frick they want dude. You think hatred of them is entirely due to ignorant bigotry?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how was this not a huge international scandal for the past decade?
                decade is being VERY generous.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but what I mean is that there is plenty of video evidence of it freely available from the past several years. So why hadn't I seen anyone talking about it? With the current response from left wing types I'm seeing for all this, you'd think this would've been a huge deal.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit because nobody but brainrotted social media slop slurpers cares, they have been at war for 70 years now.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                people care now only because it recently became the hot ~~*current thing*~~

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, that's what I'm getting at

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this fatass like you wouldn't believe.
        >bro its not my fault I'm taking your house and land
        >don't blame me bro I'm innocent blame the people that told me I could.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Less painful than drowning in acid and trying to move around with little to more muscle skin/mass left before your spark of life shuts off.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You for playing a garbage outdated game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered zoomer pleb

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Crocomire...

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what anyone says, Samus was a real fricking c**t for this one. The slimy crocodile boi is just chilling in his own lava cave, then this bimbo c**t just comes blasting him in the face until he falls into the lava. Skin peeling off and being reduced to a skeleton while he screams like Titanosaurus. Then his skeletal corpse confronts Samus as to say "WHHYYY! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!" and then crumbles upon the ground.

    This scene still makes me a little bit depressed to this day. I saw it as a little kid and it made me cry and have nightmares.

    Do we all just forgive Samus because we want to have sex with her?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      samus is apex predator, rules of nature baby

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Noooo not the heckin wholsome big chungus crocodile thing!! not the snappy boi!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The slimy crocodile boi is just chilling in his own lava cave, then this bimbo c**t just comes blasting him in the face until he falls into the lava.
      actually it's acid
      you still take damage from it with varia + gravity suit, unlike the magma in other parts of norfair

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't he attack you if you just stand there and do nothing?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do we all just forgive Samus because we want to have sex with her?

      Yes.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Samus has a right to defend herself

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one was in the wrong. Crocomire had a right to defend his lair, Samus had her mission and he was impeding her progress.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Konami for ripping off the entire game, including copying the map system pixel for pixel.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Castlevania 2 already had a similar idea, just minus the map.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just got to the inverted castle for the first time this year and holy shit this game is awful. The music and visual design are great, but why is every movement upgrade cramped together in the last half of the game? Who decided bomb knights should be in rooms where they can't even throw bombs? What the frick were they thinking with the enemy placement in the inverted clocktower?

      It's like the playtesters and designers never showed up to work. It feels amateurish compared to Super Metroid.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The DS vanias are far and beyond better than Symphony, and Bloodstained is in an entirely different universe from how good it is compared to Symphony.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are easier though but I completely agree otherwise.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The moment you get the Shield Rod in symphony the game completely plays itself.
            At least in Portrait some of the bosses TRY to kill you.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Order of Ecclesia is way harder than SotN though

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh frick I forgot about that one. Some of the levels were such fricking garbage in that game. Like if you play hard mode and head into the forest, Its damn near impossible to get through it. The game had a great story and probably the best female protagonist in video games all together what with her acceptance of total responsibility and sacrificing everything to clean up her mess knowing that no one will ever know of her deeds regardless.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd still give Symphony the win on music but yeah from gameplay the DS ones are fantastic.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always felt bad for Croc. He didn't really do anything wrong. His resolve to live is incredible, which makes it even more tragic.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's in my way
    He refuses to move
    Therefore, I'm going to push him into lava and watch as his flesh melts off, revealing his skeleton as it falls into the pit
    Who cares about right and wrong here?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Croc
    He's an incel and incels are always in the wrong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kraid is the incel. Croc is the autistic kid that blocks the hallways for some reason.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can crocgay touch grass already

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was in a previous thread and I loved it so much, had to post here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i edited out the grapple beam in this one

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who dislike crocomire are not human.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That depends entirely on if Crocomire was just some animal or a Space Pirate. If it was an animal, than it was Samus at fault. Considering that he doesn't attack you as you enter and waits until you attack him, this is a plausible scenario. He was simply defending himself.
    Though it is possible that he was just simply too stunned at the moment to attack. If he was a Space Pirate, than Samus was simply cleaning up scum. Him not attacking at that moment is not going to undo the greater wrongs that were already committed. Of course, Samus can't just lay down and die, so even if she is in the "wrong" for attacking the creature, she still has a right to self preservation and the good of getting to Mother Brain and preventing the Metroids from being weaponized will always take priority. It also hardly matters, the entire planet got Vaporized from the self destruct.

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