My forcibly cyber-converted old man veteran solo interrupted his former CO turned fullborg megacorp boogiewoman mid-woman-moment to say she was pathetic, he was leaving and if him not being a tortured mess didn't satisfy her, she could always just kill herself, before jumping off a skyscraper to go help his friends.
>Dwarf Fighter >is also carpenter. >talked in shitty swedish accent >ikea dwarf >did nothing but make and sell shitty chairs. >can only make chairs >all of his attacks involved throwing his chairs at people. >gets imprisoned in human kingdom for being involved with party's antics. >tries to escape by digging a tunnel in the toilet's septic tank >constructs scuba gear out of wooden chairs to breathe under several feet of shit while digging. >this gets excused as "dwarven craftsmanship" >gets caught and is sent back. >joins army to get out of jail. >gets drafted in ogre nam. >makes chair armor. >ikea dwarf hinga dinga durgens his way through the swamps. >make and throw chairs at ogres and swamp people. >almost dies in action >is rescued by none other than fricking macho man randy savage, because of a lucky roll >human kingdom wins the war >ikea dwarf becomes a veteran. >hear about the new war against the elves. >joined the army again solely because he fricking hates elves. >builds fully functioning trebuchet out of wooden chairs to siege an elf city with. >invents the airplane, which was used to destroy another elf city. >it was also made out of chairs >almost did chair/11 on elven tower >suddenly random frick-you wizard shows up out of an unlucky roll. >wizard turns other party member into a kaiju. >army has to retreat. >still won the war though. >ikea dwarf gets knighted and becomes the royal siege engineer
I wouldn't call Conan based.
The setting ist quite nice, but most of the characters are very flat.
Conan himself is just purely a Mary Sue. He knows everything, can do everything, everyone envies him and especially the endless horde of scantally clad, fainting damsels in distress he meets are just there to tell you how masculine and dreamy he is.
Was reading through Conan novels and the serialisation makes him very bondesque.
Bond and Conan aren't straight, they are just gay for women.
Conan will kill the villain of the week and steal his girl and next time we see him he is alone and ready to do the same thing again.
Taken together, his affection appears fleeting and he has ADD with every other interest too.
Today I will be a pirate captain, tomorrow I will be a soldier.
Nothing ever sticks, he never builds, he never sows, he never reaps, his work doesn't last, the stories are consequence free for Conan.
Bruce Wayne's girls have the decency to die, leave him or find some reason not to settle down with him, but Conan finishes a story kissing a girl in a city, declaring his fierce barbarian love to her and the next he is off up some mountain and never mentions her again
>I wouldn't call Conan based.
His views on city folk are based beyond measure.
Was reading through Conan novels and the serialisation makes him very bondesque.
Bond and Conan aren't straight, they are just gay for women.
Conan will kill the villain of the week and steal his girl and next time we see him he is alone and ready to do the same thing again.
Taken together, his affection appears fleeting and he has ADD with every other interest too.
Today I will be a pirate captain, tomorrow I will be a soldier.
Nothing ever sticks, he never builds, he never sows, he never reaps, his work doesn't last, the stories are consequence free for Conan.
Bruce Wayne's girls have the decency to die, leave him or find some reason not to settle down with him, but Conan finishes a story kissing a girl in a city, declaring his fierce barbarian love to her and the next he is off up some mountain and never mentions her again
>he never builds, he never sows, he never reaps
Would be unfathomably based, but alas inaccurate. He rules as a king of Aquilonia and makes a pretty good job all things considered.
Probably the divine soul sorcerer I'm running now.
His antics:
*Killing someone with a frozen fish.
*Then using said victim's clothing to convince their fellow cultists an attack was coming in the wrong direction.
*Killing a cultist's sister in front of him.
*Then making up a song about their incestuous relationship while successfully dodging the enraged brother.
*Chopping off both the brother and sister's heads and stitching them to their hands so it looked like they pulled off each other's head for oral sex.
*Betraying an butthole employee because he sympathized with the kobolds more.
*Using himself as a homing marker for the kobold's massive cannon.
*Crashing a music contest (long story) to bust out "Gonna Go Far Kid" in front of a kobold audience (Not related to first)
*(Unsuccessfully) using the Chewbacca defense in a courtroom to defend his guildmates for a crime they committed.
*Getting preemptively disbarred from being a lawyer.
His backstory is that Mystra got drunk, was showing off to her godly girlfriends, and he was one of the results. (Along with an elk that could speak fluent gnomish and a sentient well.)
My first PC was some kind of ex-yakuza mercenary, and we kicked off them existing by immediately halo jumping out of a plane into a corporate facility taken over by AI and fighting a spider tank. Then the GM ghosted ... probably because they couldn't match what they started with a group that had zero idea what they were doing and it was about to go downhill from there. But I like to imagine it only became more awesome than whatever ideas the GM could rip off from Ghost In The Shell and narrate to us with a few dice rolls thrown in.
Dark Sun campaign, Mul psychic warrior+dungeoncrasher/zhentarim fighter, cowed entire armies into submission, kicked down city walls, did whatever and whomever he wanted.
A Crane Clan samurai that willingly crippled and killed his opponents in duels during the topaz championship just to prove a point, and then not-so-subtely threatening high-ranking people's entire families if they would not cooperate with the Emerald Magistrate's investigation
Hands down for me it was my Traveller character. >Kobra >A spacer who actually was childhood friends with a couple other party members >Good kid, but not smart >Flunks out of space station primary school >Realizes by 16 he’s either going to be a janitor for the rest of his life or he’ll need to strike out and make it big >Sets out into space >Immediately falls in with Pirates >Is…a pretty damn good pirate, actually >Loved by his crewmates for his loyalty and borderline-moron kindness >Makes it to an NCO / Chief role. Gets a reputation for leading boarding parties with two heat hawks >The Captain, whom had been Tsundere with him for years, finally succumbs to his moron charms >Captain gets pregnant, is furious with Kobra >Kobra flees the fleet with whatever he could scrounge and a tiny lifeboat >Reunites with friends on old space station. Crashes on their couch and starts doing odd jobs >Eventually the whole party ends up coming together to do traveller shit and have adventure >To this day Kobra still sends drones with money and loot out into space sending signals to his old captain after every job >When asked why he says “Man’s gotta do child support. My old man never did. Frick him.”
He was the nicest kneebreaker in all of space. And he never missed a child support payment, even though there was no court that would ever make him do it.
My DM and I used to joke that there was only a 40% chance the ‘payments’ ever made it to her and a 25% chance the Captain made the pregnancy up just to remove him as a loose end lol
No regrets. Forrest Gump meets Dave Bautista was a fun time.
>saved the world >got the girl >rebuilt his kingdom >freed a goddess >restored his honor >achieved immortality >loves his wife so much you wouldn't believe it >started his life a simple fisherman
>TES PF2 campaign >Wanna make an Altmer warrior >Read about a faction called the Beautiful >They're Altmer who worship Lorkhan and hate Altmer society >Also crazy fricking terrorists >I'm in >Roll up an Altmer fighter named Hulkynd, it's what they call abortions lol >Hulkynd is a 7'3 ultrajacked axe-wielding barbarian who acquires industrial amounts of strength-fortifying alchemical ingredients and fricking bathes in them to get buff >Call it "bulking with hulk" >Favorite passtimes are lifting, murdering wizards, working on his tan, and sexually harrassing nord women >Show full character premise to DM >He immediately says no
>Skeleton with a gun from an alternate universe where his sole purpose in his unlife was to hunt down the last remaining living humans but now has to pretend to be one in order to avoid persecution
He solved most problems by stuffing the barrel of his gun down said problem's throat and pulling the trigger
I once had a rogue who became an undead pact warlock after seducing an evil lich that wanted to freeze the planet in order to permanently deny entropy and sought to preserve all the world's knowledge in a vast lunar library.
He wasn't interested in actually doing any of that, he was dying of magic cancer and needed her powers to keep going, hahahha.
>homebrew campaign >character is commando whose special skill is commando >gotta fight the evil wizard/necromancer/mage guy or whatever >he's a b***h to catch >he had a fancy staff >grab his staff and break it over my knee >wizard guy dies
fricking nerds
I played a Lasombra in a Vampire: The Dark Ages LARP who was a relative neonate with a derangement that was essentially a fanatical drive to destroy anything that contradicted his interpretation of the Catholic faith.
Lots of low generation NPCs in that game were essentially pagans of different stripes (Gangrel druids, various death- and demon-worshiping cults), and the Storyteller liked to show off these NPCs in big cinematic moments so that he could flex on the players or something. Every time he did that, my character would go berserk and attack them, which ordinarily (and deservedly) would have resulted in a swift death, except for two things: 1) I'm really good at Rock Paper Scissors and 2) Obtenebration is stupidly overpowered in the Mind's Eye Theater ruleset.
So basically I ended up diablerizing like three of these ultra low gen, ultra powerful NPCs within the first few weeks of the game. This was a problem because in this game, the Storyteller's home rules for diablerie were incredibly generous (you basically got to pick a free choice from the diablerie victim's disciplines, plus a bunch of experience, in addition to any generation gain). So I ended up with a stupidly powerful sheet, which I promptly used to enforce my character's Cainite interpretation of Catholic dogma through sheer terror.
I also ended up diablerizing ~6 PCs over a few months, which made the problem worse.
Eventually, the Storyteller got sick of my character (understandably), so he bribed me by saying I could play pretty much anything I wanted as long as I retired the character. I ended up playing an Ananasi.
Vesper Ackermann >Retired mercenary >Wanted to live peacefully in small town >His adventuring workbuddies come visit him. >Suddenly, wolves attack the village during the night >Doesnt give a frick, fends them off by himself. >Then, scarecrow comes and kills villagers one by one. >Doesn't give a frick, goes to kill the Scarecrow with his buddies >Mogs the scarecrow so badly the GM basically executed the character on the spot, didn't even let him bleed to death >Weakened the Scarecrow so much they party finished it off without much issue.
May Pharasma judge you justly, my beloved.
An escaped, angry slave learning to trust again over the course of the campaign and trying to atone for a murder they committed while escaping. However, outside of the game I know a party member has betrayed him already.
I set out to play a based female character once and it sort of worked. To make evil women go from insufferable to extremely funny, just change one simple thing and have them think out loud with brutal honesty all the time.
I played a flighty 16 year old Myspace emo boy ninja in a cape campaign. I was more or less somewhere between lancer and team mother. Kind of a glass cannon, without the cannon part.
Once a Rat King was giving us shit, so I just walked up to him and told him if he didn't QUIT IT, I was going to strip him naked and handcuff him to a lamp post in Detroit with bawd written on his asscheeks in lipstick.
As you could imagine, he surrendered immediately.
>Chef makes a pact with a fiend of gluttony >Works for an interplanar burlesque hall and brothel before getting shunted off for adventuring >Tasked by patron with gathering ingredients and cuisines from across the planes >Works with the party artificer to make a cooler that can be used to haul back ingredients >DM lets me create Monster-Hunter style buffs for expeditions based on what was dug up >First encounter results in a unicorn-flesh cookout with full menu >Leaves the base with a functioning restaurant after getting OHKO by bodying up to a flind and daring him to do something
My best PC right now is my Pathfinder 2e boy. >Iruxi Tribal warrior >Mercenary working for a powerful milf mob mistress >Side hussle as an "exotic" choice at mob mistresses brothel >travelled out with party to reclaim lost relic to sell for big money >Relic got swiped, but its cool, now we get to kill the people who stole it >Dominate combats with Barbarian/fighter skills >Meet up with short stack dwarf/orc mercenary from same company who was also in the area inside of doomed town >Doomed anyway, asks her for a motivational frick >She agrees >Gets her to escape, he fights off demon boss attacking the town >Dies but campaign has a undeath mechanic >comes back with blood lust his entire right arm now covered in dragon like scales. >First order of business is to find Dworc mercenary again and go for two.
He's probably been my most fun to play and I am very happy my DM is cool with letting me frick her npcs.
Ixtli the Anti-paladin.
Basic setting is Aztlán, the mythical homeland of the Aztecs after the death of the 5th sun.
Entire setting is slowly dying as the suns corpse rots in the sky and the world grows dimmer. Meanwhile the priests of the old Sun refuse to admit that you can't cast resurrect on a god no matter how hard you try.
So Iztli decides 'Frick this shit, I'm going to usher in a new sun, just like the gods did in the days of old and I don't care if that means the end of mankinds dominance, better to serve in heaven than rule in hell.'
Main abilities: >Magic weapon with a bonus vs Heretics >Knowledge of the dark and hidden places of the world when rolling 7+ on a D20 >Can self-mutilate to gain berserker bonuses >Huge capacity for both negotiation and violence >Is fully aware that calling up a nascent god from Mictan is going to involve cutting his own heart out as an offering. Has gathered the other PCs as his replacements and to rear the new godling when he's gone. Is completely committed to his plan to die for the cause despite knowing it'll make his return all but impossible
HHH the Extropian AGI in Eclipse phase. He spread the good word of Anarcho-capitalism and would rescue stacks from dying morphs and resleeve them for the low low price of a period of indentured servitude.
He lectured the other player characters many times on how it was voluntary and therefore technically not slavery.
he always upheld the NAP, even when he forked a hyperatgressive version of himself.
Richard Magnum aka DICK MAGNUM a hard boiled no nonsense hawaiian shirt wearing "cop" in a shadowrun game that looks like Darby Hinton in Malibu Express.
Spent all of his money in a car he lives in and a pair of sunglasses aswell as a comically large revolver, refuses to get any body mods.
However he is not a cop at all, he wears a fake badge and does in fact commit crime but only for reasons he deems "lawful"and justifiable, he follows a set of laws that have a "disagreement" with the city's laws, he loves his car, his gun, his porn-star mustache and android women.
>2024
>still saying 'based'
It was gay years ago, now it's gay AND tired
>source: it was revealed to me in a dream
>Who was your most based PC?
Hard to say, I only play based PCs.
Transparent and pathetic botpost.
The Amazing Dildoni.
>threw lightning at us
>not web or grease
That's what makes him so amazing
Tell me first what makes a PC "based."
devirginizing the intended sacrifice of royal blood before you get to the evil carnivorous unicorn god
I once invented a new ideology whilst playing the Oujo-sama in a magical girl campaign.
I called it Eco-Imperialism.
I then became the main villain in that game's sequel.
My forcibly cyber-converted old man veteran solo interrupted his former CO turned fullborg megacorp boogiewoman mid-woman-moment to say she was pathetic, he was leaving and if him not being a tortured mess didn't satisfy her, she could always just kill herself, before jumping off a skyscraper to go help his friends.
>Dwarf Fighter
>is also carpenter.
>talked in shitty swedish accent
>ikea dwarf
>did nothing but make and sell shitty chairs.
>can only make chairs
>all of his attacks involved throwing his chairs at people.
>gets imprisoned in human kingdom for being involved with party's antics.
>tries to escape by digging a tunnel in the toilet's septic tank
>constructs scuba gear out of wooden chairs to breathe under several feet of shit while digging.
>this gets excused as "dwarven craftsmanship"
>gets caught and is sent back.
>joins army to get out of jail.
>gets drafted in ogre nam.
>makes chair armor.
>ikea dwarf hinga dinga durgens his way through the swamps.
>make and throw chairs at ogres and swamp people.
>almost dies in action
>is rescued by none other than fricking macho man randy savage, because of a lucky roll
>human kingdom wins the war
>ikea dwarf becomes a veteran.
>hear about the new war against the elves.
>joined the army again solely because he fricking hates elves.
>builds fully functioning trebuchet out of wooden chairs to siege an elf city with.
>invents the airplane, which was used to destroy another elf city.
>it was also made out of chairs
>almost did chair/11 on elven tower
>suddenly random frick-you wizard shows up out of an unlucky roll.
>wizard turns other party member into a kaiju.
>army has to retreat.
>still won the war though.
>ikea dwarf gets knighted and becomes the royal siege engineer
>invents the airplane
Like the story but cmon, chairplane was right there for him!
>ikea dwarf gets knighted and becomes the royal siege engineer
You scare me, pic related.
I wouldn't call Conan based.
The setting ist quite nice, but most of the characters are very flat.
Conan himself is just purely a Mary Sue. He knows everything, can do everything, everyone envies him and especially the endless horde of scantally clad, fainting damsels in distress he meets are just there to tell you how masculine and dreamy he is.
Was reading through Conan novels and the serialisation makes him very bondesque.
Bond and Conan aren't straight, they are just gay for women.
Conan will kill the villain of the week and steal his girl and next time we see him he is alone and ready to do the same thing again.
Taken together, his affection appears fleeting and he has ADD with every other interest too.
Today I will be a pirate captain, tomorrow I will be a soldier.
Nothing ever sticks, he never builds, he never sows, he never reaps, his work doesn't last, the stories are consequence free for Conan.
Bruce Wayne's girls have the decency to die, leave him or find some reason not to settle down with him, but Conan finishes a story kissing a girl in a city, declaring his fierce barbarian love to her and the next he is off up some mountain and never mentions her again
Today anon learned what a serial was.
>I wouldn't call Conan based.
His views on city folk are based beyond measure.
>he never builds, he never sows, he never reaps
Would be unfathomably based, but alas inaccurate. He rules as a king of Aquilonia and makes a pretty good job all things considered.
Probably the divine soul sorcerer I'm running now.
His antics:
*Killing someone with a frozen fish.
*Then using said victim's clothing to convince their fellow cultists an attack was coming in the wrong direction.
*Killing a cultist's sister in front of him.
*Then making up a song about their incestuous relationship while successfully dodging the enraged brother.
*Chopping off both the brother and sister's heads and stitching them to their hands so it looked like they pulled off each other's head for oral sex.
*Betraying an butthole employee because he sympathized with the kobolds more.
*Using himself as a homing marker for the kobold's massive cannon.
*Crashing a music contest (long story) to bust out "Gonna Go Far Kid" in front of a kobold audience (Not related to first)
*(Unsuccessfully) using the Chewbacca defense in a courtroom to defend his guildmates for a crime they committed.
*Getting preemptively disbarred from being a lawyer.
His backstory is that Mystra got drunk, was showing off to her godly girlfriends, and he was one of the results. (Along with an elk that could speak fluent gnomish and a sentient well.)
That's not based, that's just a shitty fishmalk
But bringing a fishmalk character into a table of tryhard nerds is based.
Can your define yourself in the absence of your enemy?
It's a reference dumbass.
>it's a meme you dip!
My first PC was some kind of ex-yakuza mercenary, and we kicked off them existing by immediately halo jumping out of a plane into a corporate facility taken over by AI and fighting a spider tank. Then the GM ghosted ... probably because they couldn't match what they started with a group that had zero idea what they were doing and it was about to go downhill from there. But I like to imagine it only became more awesome than whatever ideas the GM could rip off from Ghost In The Shell and narrate to us with a few dice rolls thrown in.
Dark Sun campaign, Mul psychic warrior+dungeoncrasher/zhentarim fighter, cowed entire armies into submission, kicked down city walls, did whatever and whomever he wanted.
A Crane Clan samurai that willingly crippled and killed his opponents in duels during the topaz championship just to prove a point, and then not-so-subtely threatening high-ranking people's entire families if they would not cooperate with the Emerald Magistrate's investigation
sounds fake
Believe what you want my man. I have no proof of him being a real PC beside my word.
To be fair he wasn't born to be like this. I wanted to play Samurai Jack but in-game events turned him into Fulgrim
you've obviously never played if you think any of that shit is possible
You’ve obviously never played if you don’t.
Hands down for me it was my Traveller character.
>Kobra
>A spacer who actually was childhood friends with a couple other party members
>Good kid, but not smart
>Flunks out of space station primary school
>Realizes by 16 he’s either going to be a janitor for the rest of his life or he’ll need to strike out and make it big
>Sets out into space
>Immediately falls in with Pirates
>Is…a pretty damn good pirate, actually
>Loved by his crewmates for his loyalty and borderline-moron kindness
>Makes it to an NCO / Chief role. Gets a reputation for leading boarding parties with two heat hawks
>The Captain, whom had been Tsundere with him for years, finally succumbs to his moron charms
>Captain gets pregnant, is furious with Kobra
>Kobra flees the fleet with whatever he could scrounge and a tiny lifeboat
>Reunites with friends on old space station. Crashes on their couch and starts doing odd jobs
>Eventually the whole party ends up coming together to do traveller shit and have adventure
>To this day Kobra still sends drones with money and loot out into space sending signals to his old captain after every job
>When asked why he says “Man’s gotta do child support. My old man never did. Frick him.”
He was the nicest kneebreaker in all of space. And he never missed a child support payment, even though there was no court that would ever make him do it.
My DM and I used to joke that there was only a 40% chance the ‘payments’ ever made it to her and a 25% chance the Captain made the pregnancy up just to remove him as a loose end lol
No regrets. Forrest Gump meets Dave Bautista was a fun time.
>saved the world
>got the girl
>rebuilt his kingdom
>freed a goddess
>restored his honor
>achieved immortality
>loves his wife so much you wouldn't believe it
>started his life a simple fisherman
>TES PF2 campaign
>Wanna make an Altmer warrior
>Read about a faction called the Beautiful
>They're Altmer who worship Lorkhan and hate Altmer society
>Also crazy fricking terrorists
>I'm in
>Roll up an Altmer fighter named Hulkynd, it's what they call abortions lol
>Hulkynd is a 7'3 ultrajacked axe-wielding barbarian who acquires industrial amounts of strength-fortifying alchemical ingredients and fricking bathes in them to get buff
>Call it "bulking with hulk"
>Favorite passtimes are lifting, murdering wizards, working on his tan, and sexually harrassing nord women
>Show full character premise to DM
>He immediately says no
RIP Hulkynd, too based for this gay mundus
The one guy that tried to make the ship enter into warp for lulz before getting shot into back by a party member
>Skeleton with a gun from an alternate universe where his sole purpose in his unlife was to hunt down the last remaining living humans but now has to pretend to be one in order to avoid persecution
He solved most problems by stuffing the barrel of his gun down said problem's throat and pulling the trigger
Julius Cesar?
Ramses II?
Ffffricking Gilgamesh
I once had a rogue who became an undead pact warlock after seducing an evil lich that wanted to freeze the planet in order to permanently deny entropy and sought to preserve all the world's knowledge in a vast lunar library.
He wasn't interested in actually doing any of that, he was dying of magic cancer and needed her powers to keep going, hahahha.
My most Top King PC was a KKK wizard in Trail of Cthulhu
>another nogames elephant talk thread
Normally I’d disagree since there’s nothing wrong with reminiscing about characters, but some of these fail the sniff test right away.
>homebrew campaign
>character is commando whose special skill is commando
>gotta fight the evil wizard/necromancer/mage guy or whatever
>he's a b***h to catch
>he had a fancy staff
>grab his staff and break it over my knee
>wizard guy dies
fricking nerds
Definitely my extremely scummy rapist murderer psychopath bandit character.
Grumpy loner druid who hated people for being weak spoiled overcivilized brats.
I played a Lasombra in a Vampire: The Dark Ages LARP who was a relative neonate with a derangement that was essentially a fanatical drive to destroy anything that contradicted his interpretation of the Catholic faith.
Lots of low generation NPCs in that game were essentially pagans of different stripes (Gangrel druids, various death- and demon-worshiping cults), and the Storyteller liked to show off these NPCs in big cinematic moments so that he could flex on the players or something. Every time he did that, my character would go berserk and attack them, which ordinarily (and deservedly) would have resulted in a swift death, except for two things: 1) I'm really good at Rock Paper Scissors and 2) Obtenebration is stupidly overpowered in the Mind's Eye Theater ruleset.
So basically I ended up diablerizing like three of these ultra low gen, ultra powerful NPCs within the first few weeks of the game. This was a problem because in this game, the Storyteller's home rules for diablerie were incredibly generous (you basically got to pick a free choice from the diablerie victim's disciplines, plus a bunch of experience, in addition to any generation gain). So I ended up with a stupidly powerful sheet, which I promptly used to enforce my character's Cainite interpretation of Catholic dogma through sheer terror.
I also ended up diablerizing ~6 PCs over a few months, which made the problem worse.
Eventually, the Storyteller got sick of my character (understandably), so he bribed me by saying I could play pretty much anything I wanted as long as I retired the character. I ended up playing an Ananasi.
Vesper Ackermann
>Retired mercenary
>Wanted to live peacefully in small town
>His adventuring workbuddies come visit him.
>Suddenly, wolves attack the village during the night
>Doesnt give a frick, fends them off by himself.
>Then, scarecrow comes and kills villagers one by one.
>Doesn't give a frick, goes to kill the Scarecrow with his buddies
>Mogs the scarecrow so badly the GM basically executed the character on the spot, didn't even let him bleed to death
>Weakened the Scarecrow so much they party finished it off without much issue.
May Pharasma judge you justly, my beloved.
An escaped, angry slave learning to trust again over the course of the campaign and trying to atone for a murder they committed while escaping. However, outside of the game I know a party member has betrayed him already.
I set out to play a based female character once and it sort of worked. To make evil women go from insufferable to extremely funny, just change one simple thing and have them think out loud with brutal honesty all the time.
I played a flighty 16 year old Myspace emo boy ninja in a cape campaign. I was more or less somewhere between lancer and team mother. Kind of a glass cannon, without the cannon part.
Once a Rat King was giving us shit, so I just walked up to him and told him if he didn't QUIT IT, I was going to strip him naked and handcuff him to a lamp post in Detroit with bawd written on his asscheeks in lipstick.
As you could imagine, he surrendered immediately.
capcha vrat? HOW DOES IT KNOW
>Chef makes a pact with a fiend of gluttony
>Works for an interplanar burlesque hall and brothel before getting shunted off for adventuring
>Tasked by patron with gathering ingredients and cuisines from across the planes
>Works with the party artificer to make a cooler that can be used to haul back ingredients
>DM lets me create Monster-Hunter style buffs for expeditions based on what was dug up
>First encounter results in a unicorn-flesh cookout with full menu
>Leaves the base with a functioning restaurant after getting OHKO by bodying up to a flind and daring him to do something
My best PC right now is my Pathfinder 2e boy.
>Iruxi Tribal warrior
>Mercenary working for a powerful milf mob mistress
>Side hussle as an "exotic" choice at mob mistresses brothel
>travelled out with party to reclaim lost relic to sell for big money
>Relic got swiped, but its cool, now we get to kill the people who stole it
>Dominate combats with Barbarian/fighter skills
>Meet up with short stack dwarf/orc mercenary from same company who was also in the area inside of doomed town
>Doomed anyway, asks her for a motivational frick
>She agrees
>Gets her to escape, he fights off demon boss attacking the town
>Dies but campaign has a undeath mechanic
>comes back with blood lust his entire right arm now covered in dragon like scales.
>First order of business is to find Dworc mercenary again and go for two.
He's probably been my most fun to play and I am very happy my DM is cool with letting me frick her npcs.
Ixtli the Anti-paladin.
Basic setting is Aztlán, the mythical homeland of the Aztecs after the death of the 5th sun.
Entire setting is slowly dying as the suns corpse rots in the sky and the world grows dimmer. Meanwhile the priests of the old Sun refuse to admit that you can't cast resurrect on a god no matter how hard you try.
So Iztli decides 'Frick this shit, I'm going to usher in a new sun, just like the gods did in the days of old and I don't care if that means the end of mankinds dominance, better to serve in heaven than rule in hell.'
Main abilities:
>Magic weapon with a bonus vs Heretics
>Knowledge of the dark and hidden places of the world when rolling 7+ on a D20
>Can self-mutilate to gain berserker bonuses
>Huge capacity for both negotiation and violence
>Is fully aware that calling up a nascent god from Mictan is going to involve cutting his own heart out as an offering. Has gathered the other PCs as his replacements and to rear the new godling when he's gone. Is completely committed to his plan to die for the cause despite knowing it'll make his return all but impossible
The Serpent Sun will rise.
HHH the Extropian AGI in Eclipse phase. He spread the good word of Anarcho-capitalism and would rescue stacks from dying morphs and resleeve them for the low low price of a period of indentured servitude.
He lectured the other player characters many times on how it was voluntary and therefore technically not slavery.
he always upheld the NAP, even when he forked a hyperatgressive version of himself.
Richard Magnum aka DICK MAGNUM a hard boiled no nonsense hawaiian shirt wearing "cop" in a shadowrun game that looks like Darby Hinton in Malibu Express.
Spent all of his money in a car he lives in and a pair of sunglasses aswell as a comically large revolver, refuses to get any body mods.
However he is not a cop at all, he wears a fake badge and does in fact commit crime but only for reasons he deems "lawful"and justifiable, he follows a set of laws that have a "disagreement" with the city's laws, he loves his car, his gun, his porn-star mustache and android women.
Oh my God that film was amazing.
A sociopathic mercenary pilot from the universes equivalent of the soviet union.
He'll only kill you if it makes him richer