Who will be this game's celebrity special guest?

Who will be this game's celebrity special guest?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Rock as Morgan Blackhand

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Gosling

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ryan Gosling as a main character
      Holy shit i would cum

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd unironically enjoy it if he was a Jackie-style companion/sidekick, only one that stuck around for the whole game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would actually work, so it will never happen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      would be unironically kino so not gonna happen
      also they probably want to keep their "custom self insert" bullshit going
      IF we got a set character like Geralt was it would be a racially ambiguous woman

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        *racially ambiguous woman with an ambiguous sexuality

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gosling is an egomaniac and would never do a video game, he'd think it's below him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kojima gets him if anyone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish this happens but they make his character the comedic relief in a Ken like way. Or like his role in The Nice Guys. Just so its a complete contrast to his character in Blade Runner

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Rogan

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    jackie chan

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obama

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    T Swizzle

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe Good Gameplay since we haven't seen her yet.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heres your Morgan Blackhand bro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      im in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lizzo

      These two, together.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, that'll do

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can see Vigo agreeing to this, as it'd be out of his comfort zone, which I think appeals to him.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lizzo

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post-trans Ezra Miller as Sally Diamondclit

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cast them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idris elba

      Idris elba in israelite face

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that assumes it sees the light of day and a failing witcher sequel in the intervening two decades doesn't put the company under

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orion(cyberpunk sequel) is next game, not witcher sequel. They are also making new IP, so next witcher game is probably 10 years away

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelinsky

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    company will have been bought up and the team scattered by the time their next product ever gets released
    itll be microsoft probably that buys them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      except in the real world, cyberpunk actually made bank

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the sales were abysmal compared to any other AAA product, if it doesnt make 3x what it cost to make, it was a failure

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It sold 20M copies before the DLC.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you moronic? Whose butthole did you possibly pull that bit of information from?
          CP77 had already sold 20 millions by September 2022.
          That is more than ANY of Capcom's games EVER. This includes MHW, RE2Remake, RE7.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            But unlike Capcom they sold it for $5 for like 6 months

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as they do a good job i don't care.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this exactly?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberpunk 2 its codename is Orion

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Cyberpunk 5? CP2077 is Cyberpunk 4.
        >2013
        >2020
        >RED
        >CP2077
        >CP Orion
        It would have been 5 and 6 but they retconned 2030 out of existence.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only one of those was made by CDPR, it is the second one they'll make so its 2

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You seem like a total pedantic homosexual. Is that why you're on Ganker with the rest of us friendless losers?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If it's called Cyberpunk 2077 then where are Cyberpunks 1 through 2076?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is V such a brute when managing his/her guns? I swear, V has a tendency to banging a gun hard until it reloads and other inane things.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love these visceral reloads, it's a very important part of the games gunplay.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Erebus is meant to be roughly handled.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      guns are made to contain small explosions. banging them around a little bit isn't a big deal

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Danny DeVito

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Margot Robbie as my foot mistress.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...Rebecca

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello police

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know it will be Chris Pratt.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want them to simply make the RPG they promised a decade ago
    >know that they will triple down the celebrity route after PL

    Wasted potential: the IP.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There wont be a tripple A game where choices matter in next 20 years minimum. There is not a single way they can add branching, while keeping main quest line ~60 hours long, and majority of people will not replay the game to see other possibilities.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brie Larson as the powerful (and witty!) main chracter!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her feet will be fully 3D rendered as well!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit that is one of the most disgusting toe nails I have ever seen
        embarassing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I deliver mail all day, and my feet/toes don't look 1/10th as gnarly as this.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gmanlives

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it said Cyberpunk Ohio

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just cleveland

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would enjoy conversations about sacrifice and success with this guy very much.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geralt of Rivera

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully it has third person this time
    At least as a toggle, forcing FPS all the time except in vehicles is bullshit

    Why should I care about the character creator or what my character can wear when you can see none of it since you're just a floating camera

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The compromise they did with making it inventory, vehicle and photo mode only was unsatisfying but I admit they cleverly utilized it in the endings. Definitely made the transition to a shot of your character in third person much more impactful in those moments.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Definitely made the transition to a shot of your character in third person much more impactful

        Yeah, it's an indication that you are no longer responsible for V's actions and their stupidity is now solely their own fault.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt we would've gotten a character creator at all if they'd made their minds up on the camera early on.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Gosling
    Karl Urban
    the cop guy from Stranger Things who was also in Hellboy and that new Gran Turismo movie (they made a gran turismo movie)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the cop guy from Stranger Things who was also in Hellboy and that new Gran Turismo movie (they made a gran turismo movie)
      You mean David Harbour?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ryan Gosling
      >Karl Urban
      >David Harbour
      Kino casting.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keanu Reeves again, but as a different character, specifically one satirizing the Metaverse and NFTs, but by pushing a Cyberpunky equivalent that is far worse. That or literally as a character making fun of Neo and/or John Wick.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they were smart, pic related

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christian Bale and/or Ryan Gosling.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Youtuber or TikTok "Influencers"

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monica Lewinsky

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a celebrity, but it will feature an unenthusiastic handjob

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      change that to a footjob and I will pre-order your game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the unenthusiastic footjob is part of a different sidequest

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they just did a "save the president" story
    >Morgan Blackhand is reportedly a bit older now, not like Kerry Eurodyne who still looks like he's in his 20s/30s

    There's only one choice.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kurt Russell?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bingo

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Metajoke: Make it so that Morgan Blackhand is revealed to have a son and make him be played by Wyatt Russell.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It would be funnier if they just used Kurt’s son as Morgan’s appearance in flashbacks, like they’re doing for that Godzilla spin-off TV show.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why haven't they face scanned a famous actress or would gamers not care too much for that?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actresses generally have no wow appeal in gaming for some reason. It's always male Hollywood actors.
      Personally I'd like to see Nic Cage as a villain.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Personally I'd like to see Nic Cage as a villain.
        Holy based.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this would be kino

        Brother, have you seen what women look like after they go through face scanning and then being put into the game? It's constantly made fun of here on Ganker how can you not have seen how bad it is?

        id say it varies. Netherrealm studios is atrocious while the guys behind the yakuza games do it perfectly. Its up to how much effort cdpr put into it I guess

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like, Nick Cage as maelstrom gang boss would be kino.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brother, have you seen what women look like after they go through face scanning and then being put into the game? It's constantly made fun of here on Ganker how can you not have seen how bad it is?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The face scanned irl women in CP2077 have been mediocre so far like Alannah Pierce, meanwhile Kojimbo, Cohhcarnage, Idris, and Keanu range from decent to great. Men generally just look better when being adapted to vidya compared to women.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a shortage of cute young actresses around since big Harv got convicted and actresses might as well fall off the face of the earth once they get into their thirties.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Sequel should just cut the fake RPG bullshit and be the GTA clone it so desperately wanted to be

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know i'm preaching to the choir here but why are games journalists the dumbest fricking people on the planet? Is it because they're 2.8 gpa failures that couldn't make it into a real journalism job?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Time Travel
      >In Cyberpunk
      Fricking morons

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, what is this moronic leap of logic? Even kindergarten kids weren't this bad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*ring ring*
      >V: Yo, Vic, what up. Got some new chrome for me?
      >Vic: Ehh not exactly V, you might want to come see this.
      >V: Give it to me straight doc, come on. What is it?
      >Vic: It's not what, it's when. I'll tell you when you get here.
      >*hangs up*
      >V: Frick was that? Better go see what the old man wants

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best or most fun build(s) in this supposedly new and improved iteration? Guns, blades, etc? Did netrunner the first time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed sword+Sandi implant.

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