Whoever designed Beholders was on crack

Whoever designed Beholders was on crack

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah sorry bout that

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are they even in bg3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just their moronic underdark cousin, the spectator. still a real pain in the ass to fight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing that you can't cheese them with skeletons like you could with BG1 and 2?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah not really. they usually fly around any obstacles and start laser beaming your characters

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          just their moronic underdark cousin, the spectator. still a real pain in the ass to fight

          >still a real pain in the ass to fight

          Just cast fireball at him

          yeah not really. they usually fly around any obstacles and start laser beaming your characters

          Literally all you need for Spectators is to cast Fog Cloud/Darkness. All of their real danger comes their eye beams, which require direct LoS to function. You just sit in the Cloud/Darkness, pop out to do a ranged attack or two, and run back in. If the Spectator wants to do anything it has to get into the cloud, where it can only use its weak melee attack with disadvantage due to the Blindness.
          In tabletop this also works on Beholders :^)

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just put it to sleep and made it skip a turn. It was easy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cast
            >on Beholders
            Good luck casting anything in the anti-magic cone, homosexual.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spoiler
            Whoops beholder moved its antimagic cone at you. nice cloud that is gone.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still a real pain in the ass to fight

        Just cast fireball at him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The have Spectators specifically.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah theres 2 of them called Spectators.
      The one in the underdark fked me up cause he unfreezes a bunch of his drow buddies and the terrain was real shit the way I was approaching.

      It was one of those encounters I was like "Oh I'll go forwards and come back to fight him later" but totally forgot to do that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically. Spectators are listed as a beholder type, but you won't find pic related in game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks the same to me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      aren't there two Beholders in House of Hope?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was meant to be one in act 3 but they ran out of time so they left the foreshadowing voice lines in but just
      copy pasted two Spectators (enemy from act 1) where it was supposed to be LMAO

      Bg3 is so unfinished

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bg3 is so unfinished
        It's crazy that this is super true AND that BG3 is the unambiguous GOTY. The robustness and creativity in the game are so well done that even after the blatant bugs and missing content knock down the score, it's still better than the next best game to come out this year. And this year was STRONG

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree
          It's the best thing I've played in ages despite the massive flaws

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bg3 is so unfinished
        That's every CRPG ever made. You really should expect it at this point. At least modern CRPGs get the benefit of DLC additions and patches.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Millennials should do more crack then

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a cool design

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a floating eyeball with a big mouth, oh and more eyeballs
      It's not that cool.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cooler than "human, but blank" which is basically every fricking fantasy race

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it can also shoot lasers and travel interdimensionally
        its pretty based honestly

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, there' s a Black folk, that explains the crack.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why did you post this exact same thread typed the exact same way

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shillbot looped back around

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a b*holder, it's a Suzuki Dogezaemon!

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on Beholders.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're big buttholes that hate everything that isn't them and they get around the typical D&D balance of a single creature always being weaker than a group by being able to shoot bullshit magic rays out of their many eyestalks every round while also having a giant always-on anti-magic cone shooting out of their main central eye. So basically all your magic stops working while you get pelted with bullshit death and petrification and disintegrate rays constantly. Also they can levitate so good luck getting close enough to hit them with your sword. Their disintegrate ray can also just carve out new paths through rock and stone for them on the fly so fat chance you'll ever catch one in the underdark if it decides to just frick off.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn that sounds rough.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the DM really plays to their strengths yeah, Beholders are dicks.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They also hate all other beholders on principle, believing themselves (and their goddess) to be the only perfectly acceptable version of their species allowed (they essentially kill other beholders over minor differences in appearance). They also literally reproduce by dreaming new beholders into existence, and certain weird dreams can even cause the beholder to take on a new type of form. Beholders are fricking weird.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The dreams only make a subset of not!Beholders, plus a bunch of other weird shit. Actual reproduction is done through budding.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The dreams only make a subset of not!Beholders, plus a bunch of other weird shit. Actual reproduction is done through budding.

            Who is their goddess and what is budding? I didn't realize there was so much lore about beholders

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beholders are extremely paranoid and xenophobic. They usually hide in their well-trapped lair constantly, and are paranoid of invasion. Basically imagine a tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist in their bunker, except they can also nullify magic in a huge area, and also shoot lasers from their eyes. Some of their eye laser powers are: charm, fear, slow, sleep, and death or disintigration.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Beholders are extremely paranoid and xenophobic.
        Beholders? More like Gankerholders

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chudholders

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't look like anything special.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if he had.. le guns???

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bless that sweet, sweet lunatic

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Dragon's Dogma do Beholdera right? The one in the Everfall and the much bigger one on BBI? But they just call it Gazer in DD

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda but not really. The key features of D&D Beholders are the eye-stalks that shoot magic rays with debilitating/instant death effects and the big central eye being an anti-magic cone. Dragon's Dogma's Gazers had that weird ability to summon tentacles and had some area spell effects, the only real similarity is that it uses its central eye to cast debuffs on you similar to a Beholder's eyestalks.
      If you want a non-D&D game that does Beholders similar to D&D the Gazer boss in Dragon's Crown is practically identical. Anti-magic cone and everything.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda but not really. The key features of D&D Beholders are the eye-stalks that shoot magic rays with debilitating/instant death effects and the big central eye being an anti-magic cone. Dragon's Dogma's Gazers had that weird ability to summon tentacles and had some area spell effects, the only real similarity is that it uses its central eye to cast debuffs on you similar to a Beholder's eyestalks.
      If you want a non-D&D game that does Beholders similar to D&D the Gazer boss in Dragon's Crown is practically identical. Anti-magic cone and everything.

      The reason for the differences is that Beholder is copyrighted by Wizards of the Coast. You can only use them though their licencing, which earlier this year triggered a public outcry because they tried to retroactively change it, basically saying "We own you, past, present and future."
      With creatures from mythology like chimeras or dragons you can't claim copyright, but I'm sure some company tried at some point.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you can get around that just by making slight differences. Like I said, the Dragon's Crown Gazer basically has all the beholder features. But they have a different name and the eyestalks branch out from the top and bottom of the creature which has generally made them different enough to not run afoul of the copyright.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold deez nuts.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We put eyes on your eyes so you can see while you see

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