Whos the biggest jobber in all of vidya?

Whos the biggest jobber in all of vidya?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    n-next year for sure artourbros......

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it literally doesn't matter anymore, the prize pool is shit anyway

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still the highest in mEme sports, kek
        Riyadh is the big money tournament now

        But its not about the money, shartour has plenty not only from his mediocre placements in all tourneys during the heaes, but also that sweet eg/shopify salary plus the merch. If he wanted money he can literally just stream again for a month and make bank, hes the only dotard that can randomly start streaming out of nowhere and instantly get 20-30k viewers
        But he will forever seethe for being the biggest jobber and a meme in the scene for a whole decade now

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does any esports scene have anyone as based as Puppey

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            We talking about EL PRESIDENTE bapa?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            no

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno, DOTA has an all-star line-up of absolute legends so it is defacto the best scene. I don't know if Puppey has always been #1 but he is certainly remained top 10 for ages now.
            Maybe when he gets a pro-match paused so he can grab a snack, i'll respect him more.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is the first TI in 11 years he hasn't qualified in. It's an all around bad experience.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no Puppey
                >no Kuroky
                >no iceiceice
                >no s4
                This is truly the end

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He peaked in MLG Columbus.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he peaked at TI4 where they got third but got cheesed out by VG who also deathballed a few other teams. EG vs Newbee would have salvaged TI4

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amerimutt cope

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Got cheesed out
          >artour buys midas on alchemist in a game they are already losing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        speed gaming bros...
        ee sama bros...
        bone7chan bros...
        singu bros...
        aui seventy billion bros...
        i want to go back...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          AUI is still in the pro scene.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            not in this TI THOUGH

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              well, he was there until recently

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It ended? Who wonned?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finals in 3 days

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was titerally a honypot TI LMFAO who cares LMFAOOOOO

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this some american reality tv star or what

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Baa8_qEYDAg

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine making a career out of looking pro without being pro
    Almost laudable on its own

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake TI this one didn't count anyway Artour WILL win the Riyadh Masters 2

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not one single T1 win in 7 years
    Why was he ever considered good? No matter the team, he sharts his way out every single time.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt he just wash his face?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is this about?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=x7cdakG_0FiqdxwQ

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for reminding me this exists

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She better be at the main event. Slacks alone is unbearable.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the Spy Kids 3 movie: Game Over, count?
    Elijah Woods was a big jobber in that

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna say GamerBee because he can never win in America

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you gotta get a cleanup crew in there, it fricking stinks

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I fricking hate Arteezy I'm so glad he's never won a TI and never will

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down, EE

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    an entire decade of telling you homosexuals that rtz is fricking dogshit

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >check prize pool
    >1mil
    lol why is valve so fricking greedy they probably made millions with cs:go 2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its 3 mills
      But they didnt release any hats with the compendium so literally no one buy it

      Its baffling, its like they hate money

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They said that hats will come after TI. It's just to maximize profits and show pro players that people pay for hats and not just to see them play.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good. I dknt care if im feeding some autistic 16 y/o russian zigger zoomer my money for thst insane prize pool. Let the arabs spend their money on that, i just want cool hats and MAYBE BRING BACK AGHANINS LABYRINTH Black folk AAAA

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed. Aghanim’s Labyrinth needs to be in Dota 100%. That mode is pure fun.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brah people have been paying for compendium for FOMO shit since the 3-4th TI. Pros know that shit too.

          To be frank only baby minds think people buy compendium to contribute to pros.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, I stopped watching Dota 2 back when he sharted with Secret. Are you telling me that my boy Artour haven't won a single Major since then? This can't be true right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He LITERALLY never won a valve event

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never play dota again but I had some great frickin' times with my mates back in they day and ti is usually a fun to watch
    despite how big it is/was dota still seems super niche and that no one outside the playerbase gives two shits about it unlike say melee or speedrunning or whatever but I guess it'd be because dota isn't actually big in the anglosphere

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you blogging?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        few beers deep

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amerimutts getting dumpstered and fricking off from the game is the best thing that ever happened

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >poster says "mates" so he's probably british
        >anon still thinks about Americans
        Heh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bongs are just discount mutts

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this stance called?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S OVER

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was always joever for him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S OVER

      someone need to make shartour's compilation gif

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S OVER

      Back to the turnip farm

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Punished Artour, a man denied his main stage shart.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Shart Squeezer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Konnichiwa bro

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played dota in over 5 years but I will always support my boy shartour. Simple as

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHARTURO, FORMA DE SHITTER

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dota peaked here tbqhwyf

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me it was ti3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      whatever happened to nikobaby

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently building some gamer house in his country and starting an org, hes going the notail road

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a big streamer

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          4u

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >el traidor (judio)
      my sides

      is there a similar one for ti8?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually Puppey

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dota is the only esports scene with soul

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see him win but hes needed to lose for the last 5 years to keep the traitor Fly down

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name: artour b
    >farm name: all i do is
    >favourite thing: farm

    In all account, skiter played badly this year.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this year
      He always was bad. Shitter was carried by his offliner and the fricking wraith pact.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looking at the team rosters of this TI
    >can't recognize most of the players
    >not even puppey is there
    I wonder what old pros end up doing with their lives after they get washed up. Does EE still play?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wonder what old pros end up doing with their lives after they get washed up
      Whatever they want. The pros that consistently placed highly in their careers are rich as frick now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      EE is losing all his money in daytrading

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those who dont quit dota become coaches, managers or casters.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't kept up with Dota for years
    >start looking people up
    >Dendi is forgotten
    >Tobi is a rapist
    >Zyori is a troony
    What happened

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      #metoo hit every scene, Demon was also cancelled around the same time. Buy Tobi did always have a greasy vibe to him. Remember that drow cosplay pic. Not that I'm excusing #metoo bullshit but the only people that get cancelled for this shit usually are morons who don't use their brains.

      Didn't know Zyori trooned out but he was also always a degenerate with the dreadlocks and ball sniffing and shit. I actually recall now he wore some woman's blouse in one thing I saw him now that you mention it. What a talentless shit to begin with though

      Dendi had his peak and passed it, just the way she goes. Puppey still going strong though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also just for transparency, I am a ball sniffer who has had dreadlocks on three separate occasions in my life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was more confused by the item bloat and addition of neutral items.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tobi was always gigacringe little weirdo
      Only /d2g/ pretends to miss him

      The only caster I actually miss is Ayesee, the fat moron had the best voice and kino casting

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dota dead game LUL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally one of the most alive games in the world

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish so all those homosexual and talentless casters have to get a job

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on the TI so far, dotards?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be kino if chinks or liquid win
      Would be dogshit if the spirit ziggers win it again or fricking >quinn

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played since 2019 but watching sing and the boys commentate is kinda comfy. I don't really understand what's going on in the game, it changed so much.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Sing is the only thing that connects me Dota, outside of TI. I still enjoy watching it every year, and combining the two is great. Wish he'd watch solo more, not really interested in his buddies insights: Stebe is boring, Waga is cringe, also did Rime transition?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than last years, the meta is way more fun than the cancer wraith pact/aura spam and its not produced by moronic romanian gypsies in some sea monkey shithole

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      good ti. alot of unexpected losses and wins like tundra going out so early. I'm rooting for LGD this time they've been to so many TIs now its their turn

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >alot of unexpected losses
        I can think of one that was expected

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, but Azure instead
        My boy Lanm deserves his TI even if as a coach

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont play Dota2 anymore but I still do enjoy watching it every now and then. I will even download the game just to watch it in-client.

      its strange how it feels like nothing much has changed draftwise. its still just pick a illusion hero carry (Terrorblade I get, dudes always been a beast and Naga Siren is staple sure but cant we mix it up?) and use their illusions for tempo/safe farming and sieging and then everyone else just derps around. just to illustrate how little I play these are the things that confuse me

      >CK actually being good(since when?)
      >PA/Anti-Mangina/Drow/Slark/Medusa and other just normal right clickers non-existent from what I've seen
      >nobody picking Enigma or Void despite having IIRC the best most powerful ults in the game for turning
      >Bristleback is good????? uhhh where is Timbersaw? isnt he supposed to be the offlaner of choice?

      I've thought about redownloading the game and giving it a try then I remember that I cant stand the 60 minute games, the knowledge pool is deeper than ever to the point that the game is alien to me and that they still dont have a MID-WARS map so I just say frick it and stick to LoL.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Horrible opinion, neither naga or tb are good now. In general illusion heroes havent been really relevant in years since they got dumpstered and hopefully it says this way

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every game I've seen this TI with naga or tb they've been absolutely beasting, so I'm really not sure what you're on.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Horrible opinion

          none of that was an opinion moron. its literally observation. every time I watch a match its some combination of

          >Willow Ahgs off-carry and le SPROINK!^_^ when thats not available
          >Spirit Breaker
          >Bristle
          >Earth Spirit
          >Phantom Lancer/Chaos Knight or TerrorBlade
          >sometimes Centaur Warunner
          >the same old awful meme supports like KoTL,Ancient Apparition and Shadow Demon whos one job is to endlessly feed trying to deward and get ganked all day

          im not all that suprised

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Horrible observation

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              okay. bye. enjoy the thread

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alri la, thanks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tb and naga are shit, aside for some cheese picks
        PA is absolutely busted right now, she gets picked a lot
        CK is also broken yeah
        Void is also in picked a lot, no idea what were you watching
        Bristle has literally always been good
        AM is the most garbage carry in the game and its been for quite a while
        Pretty sure hes one of the few heroes with 0 picks/bans this TI so far

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >PA is absolutely busted right now, she gets picked a lot
          PA was broken last patch, she's dogshit now that they nerfed her aghs.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        CK with armlet and echo sabre fricking slaps. I’ve never seen a pos 1 getting online that quick. 15-20 mins in and he’s already roaming around taking fights like no problem.

        It’s not about illusion heroes, it’s about how quick they can get online and clap the shit out of people. There’s outliers like PL or Naga late but at that point, if you don’t close game at 30-40 mins, it’s your damn fault.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prizepool and lack of True Sight aside I like it.
      As for the teams:
      pleasantly surprised by Talon, VP and Nouns
      disappointed by SR, 9Pandas and Thundra

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are we not getting anymore true sight? Nani

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          no there will be true sight? I don't think Valve ever said anything like that.

          But then again they never said anything about true sight being a thing in the first place.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spirit games are good as always, that’s about it. Supposedly it’s a bigger arena coming weekend

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino TI, great games and key arena is iconic for dota

      Absolutely fricking moronic format, whole week of groups, than week of rest, then brackets, then another week of rest and finals.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I miss when it was all done in a week with people sitting outside key arena watching games on the lawn

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea how the pros arent seething at valve for this, the format seems so tiring to actually play and you have to spend a whole month in fricking seattle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      First entertaining TI since TI5 since we finally have an NA team to root for.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do they stack up to the chinks? is DotA 2 back in the states, seems like it fell off a while?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nouns went up against a Chinese team in round 1 and they got demolished so not good

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dota had to leave the US stadium because the one they always used was doing renovations, plus it let them get out to other countries

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I more meant the playerbase, is Dota2 still almost exclusively slavs and asiatics?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It has alot of Northern Europeans because no shit they still play DotA, they love it and helped the scene grow for EU.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              NA is the deadest region by far.
              This game is dominated by the Chinese and Europeans because they're poor and gravitate to free to play games.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all. NA is doing about as well as it always has (which is poorly), China is the real dead region. Used to be half the teams at TI would be Chinese, now there's only 2 and all the players are fricking ancient by pro dota standards. Next year we'll be lucky to have one Chinese team, the playtime laws completely killed the scene in China.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Slavs and peruvians. Chinese dota is pretty much dead after the playtime laws, SEA is only boosted by chinese xpats

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, after they got rid of o the original casting gang, Bruno/James, assassinated goated casters -Tobi/LD etc and replaced them with souless working for pennies corporate spooks, it all went to shit.
      >That event where CAP hands the mic to James at some behind the scenes event while all the producers are asleep and James brings more soul to the event in 3 minutes or so more than was achieved in the years of his absence in the entire scene

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros I want Azure Ray to win so bad.

      Fy-god, Somnus and chalice need a TI win. I’ll be cheering for them. Idc if they are chinks, I just want them to have a TI under their belts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i literally didn't even know there was a ti going until this thread

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this would never had happened with mason 1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mason 1
      There are several of them?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue lightning got taken out, sadly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mason would have played a shit off-meta carry, over-extended every fight and then somehow blamed everyone but himself. He's entertaining though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mason would have played a shit off-meta carry, over-extended every fight and then somehow blamed everyone but himself. He's entertaining though.

      Mason is a cringy fat moron amerimutt whos a twitch prostitute and needs to frick off

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      MAKE YOUR PREDICTIONS DOTARDS
      ONE MORE WEEKEND AND IT'S ALL OVER

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Liquid beats Spirit, AR beats LGD
        Liquid beats AR

        LGD vs AR in lower bracket finals

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Liquid beats Spirit
          that would be huge
          they were the biggest jobbers all year

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cliffy B, tim shafer, randy pitchford, itagaki, inafune, Kamiya, molyneux
    all of these guys were held up by immensely passionate teams in their hayday and later proved that the work was a sum of its parts and not good just because of one guy. I will honorable mention Koji Igarashi, because its clear he can direct the frick out of a studio and Bloodstained is truly impressive in spite of its graphical limitations, he has the sauce and knows exactly how to make a good game, not necessarily on his own, but he has the true creative sauce

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S ALWAYS EZ
    WITH SHARTEEZY

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has secret won the TI yet?
    have not been keeping up this year

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Second place last year

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys call him sharteezy cause he's a jobber or did he actually shart himself at some point?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shartour Babaev indeed has sharted himself infront of millions of people plenty of times

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      professional video game players and incontinence / digestion issues

      name a more iconic duo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason his sharting only comes when he's playing well

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's just a play on his name because it starts with "r" and he shids and fards himself in tourneys.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its all Bulba's fault btw

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my wife NatTea

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ephey moggs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      where did she come from? I've never seen her before

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liquid is gonna win this TI

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahhahahahahaha yuropoor delusions

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell me who you think is gonna win lmao

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spirit or one of the chink teams

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you moronic? Spirit is the most probable team to win it

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened??

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already answered 10 times in the thread, mong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valve realized that they can release the battlepass after TI and take 100% of the cut.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are Ganker's thoughts on this amazing specimen of masculinity and virility?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All amerimutts are trash

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      can throne

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still have that ruptured lycan webm from years ago on my laptop
    i dont follow dota anymore, but no way anyone thought babaevsky could win, right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Artour is the greatest carry of all time he just gets shit teams ok Abed aka aBAD is too heavy to carry next time there will be a team built around RTZ and he will win ok

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the year Kuro finally did it
    >the year of punished n0tail getting justice
    >even the year random slavs came out of nowhere and murdered the dominant chinese team
    Damn good times. This is the first year where I didn't even realise TI had started. Maybe it's time to let go.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But seriously, are the holograms real?!?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are missing, its the best TI since like 7

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the best player in the history of dota is already out
        It's not a real TI ok

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quinn is still in tho?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Miracle wasnt even in the TI, moron

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, EE quit some time ago and became a cryptotard.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is for LoLchads only, dotards out!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, delusional newbie
      Dotards run here and /vg/
      Only game to get a sticky every year

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TURNIP

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who do I root for? Russians? Are gaymen gladiators good?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the chinks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liquid shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gaymen were the best team in the world whole year, but they are getting the TI curse and choking hard at the tournament(literally every ti the team thst dominates whole yesr chokes)
      Im rooting for LGD cos they finally deserve a TI after a decade of close choking
      Spirit seem to be the best and most probable to win it right now tho, their second TI

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tundra dead after winning last year
      What happened

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wraith pact was removed from the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they tried to play anything other than the one strat they were good at and got mulched

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bet
      BOOOOOM
      Agent Z will win for maximum salt.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liquid

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be the greatest mid player in the world
    >start playing carry for some reason
    >achieve no results
    what were they thinking?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be the greatest mid player in the world

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    spiderman

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Zai wins the TI

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its his turn

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's already out

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The year fy and Lanm finally win a TI...right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fy ti soul…

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no
      impossible, AR is shit

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arteezy is ba-

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arteezy is actually so bad he ruined the game by sharting too much.

    Him getting cliffed, sprouted and kited so much made reddit mad and the devs powercreeped the frick out of every core with free gap closers, free jumps and gap closer items

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