Who's your favorite Water-type first partner Pokmon from the modern gens?

Who's your favorite Water-type first partner Pokémon from the modern gens?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greninja is pretty great

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I really liked Protean too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Protean was a good starter too

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pokémon Species #0658 from Pokémon X Version and Pokémon Y Version.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Samurott present
    Circlejerk thread

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those are some nice sprites. Who made them

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they really peaked with empoleon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      indeed

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, why is Excadrill there

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Blastoise

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    greninja>samurott

    [...]

    >>>>>>>>

    [...]

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still wondering how you can unironically hate Samurott...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blind hate against Unova. Johto’s dex ended up a forgotten failure because Game Freak’s was too busy shilling KANTOOOOOO to give Gen 2 mons a chance to shine to the pint where even the starters are universally hated. Gen 5 wanted to avoid this by having a large dex that can stand on its own and fully utilize the new Pokémon so people can get attached to them. But Genwunners couldn’t cope thus Unova was made to be Masuda’s magnum opus and not another backyard for Kanto.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh gen 2 was forgotten nonsense out of nowhere
        wrong and obsessed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the top 3 ugliest starts anon.
      You have to admit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Objectively wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when Inteleon Primarina and Quaquaval exist?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dewottgays like to play the victim and pretend they were robbed a balding twink when it was always meant to be this way

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it was ALWAYS meant to be shit!
        why should I care exactly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gee I wonder

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one likes the BW anime + PokeSpe did a better job

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >is still stationary
          dogshit design

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Stationary
            You need glasses

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >is stuck in one spot because three of its legs are planted on the ground
              You need glasses

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >because three of its legs are planted on the ground
                Except neither of its forelegs are touching the ground in that page moron. Now take the L

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Except neither of its forelegs are touching the ground in that page
                Its left one clearly is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your a moron then.
                I was generous enough to provide you a posture of its forelimbs touching the ground compared to the fighting scene, but your hateboner is so immense that you refuse to acknowledge the differences for no good reason.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I was generous enough to provide you a posture of its forelimbs touching the ground compared to the fighting scene,
                Both panels show it clearly touching the ground.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Prove that right panel is touching the ground when it’s nothing like the grounded posture of the left panel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it swims

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people only post this one part?

        It uses its swords just fine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just put the Full Moon in the night behind it honestly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It uses its swords just fine
          If that were true the webm wouldn’t exist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Samurott haters watched the anime
        Anon at some point you must realize NO ONE gives a shit about the anime past season 1. Watching its shitty animations and interpretations of pokemon and having those mons ruined for you is your own God damn fault.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a “first partner”? Why did you post starters?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >samurott redesign
    >it's ugly as frick
    Every single time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, but with 90% of pokemon redesigns, not just Samurott.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Redesigntards aren't aware that the designer stated that the Samu line was reverse enginered, so a sonic OC with Dewott features would never be a reality.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fr fr brah always loyal to gaymefreak designs brah

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    InCHADeon > Greninja > Primarina = Samurrot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Duck

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dewottgays are more unhinged than Dragonairgays

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feraligatr is thee best modern first partner Pokemon.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >samurott redesign
    >it's somehow better than the official design
    Every single time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      parroting (and samegayging) is an admission of defeat

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop shilling your shitty Excadrill recolor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Samurott will always be the worst starter. Cope.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That dishonor belongs to Inteleon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Inteleon gets more b***hes than you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Inteleon gets more b***hes than you.

        Condoom is even more popular, arrest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing how hard Excadrill brutally mogs that Deviantart design.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because game freak designed it and you’re a game freak bootlicker

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simipour!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OG Samurott is way better than all these

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're all deranged homosexuals that can't accept differing opinions.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LE CHADMUROTT!! XD *Meaningless buzzwords*
    >Shitmurott sucks XD *Wall text*

    Every single thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can blame pic-rel for being desperate for people to like his ugly OC in every thread.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel bad for unrelated parties that never expected to be associated with autistic meltdowns on here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Daily reminder that Raphagot believes that black is a shade of blue.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when is yawnchad gonna fix embort? or is that shit just unsalvageable

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first partner Pokémon
    >modern gens
    Rule 2.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fake Samurott
    >Partner Pokemon

    Nice

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a watergay to the end, I honestly like all of them.
    I'd say Quaquaval is my favorite. Love that pompous peawiener.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inteleon is hot.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Primarina is the only one i like.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Amazing
    Greninja.
    >Good
    Samurott
    >Abomination
    The remaining three.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Each new one is slightly worse than the previous

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because none (zero) of these sprites are real.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IMO greninja best fit the sleepy, gothic style of Kalos more than either of the other starters. I have a sort of imaginary scene in my head of my trainer vibing in a cafe while eating macaroons and sipping coffee, with greninja equally chill and squatting next to him, meditating for it’s next battle.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mega Swampert

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick did you do to Samurott? He looks like an ugly bastard waiting to cuck you.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inteleon

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They already kneeled. You're next, possibly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They already kneeled. You're ne-ACK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shows Samurott oneshotting a pig
        proving him right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it’s very cool how samurott’s sword only works if the opponent directly runs into it like a moron while samurott stands stationary

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is not a fanfic thread.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’re right, it isn’t.

            gee I wonder

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Glad you agree he can move in multiple ways. Therefore,

              it’s very cool how samurott’s sword only works if the opponent directly runs into it like a moron while samurott stands stationary

              's wrong.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Glad you agree he can move in multiple ways
                And none of those multiple ways involving walking while holding its swords. You know, the thing that would be most useful for it to do while holding its swords.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >walking while holding its swords
                Why can't it do this? Is there something about its anatomy preventing it? Or are you just hellbent on them animating it for you first?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >posts a gif of it not walking
                Thanks for proving my point.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >posts a gif that proves it's entirely capable of walking and that there is nothing wrong with its anatomy or any other element of it that prevents it from doing so
                FTFY
                Do you think Rillaboom can't walk because they never showed it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wtf was God thinking? There's no way for a creature to fight without standing up bipeally!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bears can walk while using their claws because their claws are directly attached to the ends of their limbs. They're not handheld tools it needs to manually pull out, you fricking moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >handheld tools it needs to manually pull out
                And what difference does that make, exactly? Again, we're talking about this effect on being quadrupedal. There are still two steps in both cases.
                Bear:
                Raise arm
                Swing arm down to swipe
                Samurott:
                Reach for Sword
                Slash sideways or up.
                And these are just the ways it can attack when not bipedal or airborne

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > And what difference does that make, exactly?
                If your limbs are being used to hold tools then they can’t be used at the same time to walk, you colossal fricking moron.

                Do you think it’s a coincidence humans evolved to walk on two legs while also being the species that most heavily uses tools? Why the frick do you think that is?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If your limbs are being used to hold tools then they can’t be used at the same time to walk
                Just like how bears can't walk on their front paws while using them to attack, either.
                >humans
                the only example of intelligent life on the planet. you can't just say we're the ideal body plan for every niche, especially a fictional one. Luckily, Samurott has a way of sorting the swords when not in use, unlike the human body.
                Anon, I want you to actually articulate what Samurott is incapable of doing. You're giving me vague shit that does not get anywhere.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sorting
                storing*, apologies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just like how bears can't walk on their front paws while using them to attack,
                Thanks for self reporting yourself as a moron who doesn’t know how claws work.

                > the only example of intelligent life on the planet
                Yes morono, being intelligent magically made people bipedal with opposable thumbs. That’s definitely how it works.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn’t know how claws work
                Show me a bear ATTACKING with it's claws and simultaneously walking on it's front paws.
                >being intelligent magically made people bipedal with opposable thumbs
                Why didn't every animal in the fossil record with opposable thumbs walk bipedal then? Look up a Suminia.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Show me a bear ATTACKING with it's claws and simultaneously walking on it's front paws.
                Do you understand how claws work? They're DIRECTLY ATTACHED to the limbs its walking on, you colossal fricktard. Meaning that all the bear has to do is simply walk while making contact with its target and they'll get injured by the sharp claws. Samurott can't walk while using its Swords because they're separate tools it has to HOLD. How are you this moronic? Is it how you're able to think Samurott is a good design in the firsat place?

                >Why didn't every animal in the fossil record with opposable thumbs walk bipedal then?
                Damn moron, maybe it's because opposable thumbs can be useful for things other than using tools.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >simply walk while making contact with its target and they'll get injured by the sharp claws
                Clearly you've never seen how a bear uses its claws. It temporarily doesn't use its front paws for walking you fricking moron. It lunges, and that is not a problem. Just like with Samurott, it can run quadrupedally (ignoring the bipedalism it's capable of for a second) and lunge, quickly slashing with its sword, and return it to its sheathe and keep running with that arm in one smooth motion. It being handheld doesn't diminish its ability to do anything
                >maybe it's because opposable thumbs can be useful for things other than using tools
                So you're ignoring any quadrupedal opposable thumb tool-users in nature to make it seem like you have a point?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Clearly you've never seen how a bear uses its claws
                Stop projecting.

                >So you're ignoring any quadrupedal opposable thumb tool-users in nature to make it seem like you have a point?
                So you're ignoring how humans evolved to be bipedal because it was advantageous to them and made it easier to use tools to make it seem like you have a point?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no u
                Still waiting for bear footage, Jamie
                >shifts to humans
                again, we're the dominant animal on the plant. Just because that's out body plan to use tools doesn't mean it's the universal only way to do so in a successful way. Imagine if primates never existed and a raccoon (just an example) relative evolved to fill the niche instead.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit my typos are rampant. Plant=planet, out=our
                my bad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >involving walking while holding its swords.
                Except it does?

                Your a moron then.
                I was generous enough to provide you a posture of its forelimbs touching the ground compared to the fighting scene, but your hateboner is so immense that you refuse to acknowledge the differences for no good reason.

                Your free to say that it “looks awkward” but saying it’s a “paraplegic sword user” is pure headcanon and not fact

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Except it does?
                Except it doesn't?

                >is still stationary
                dogshit design

                >n-no u
                Still waiting for bear footage, Jamie
                >shifts to humans
                again, we're the dominant animal on the plant. Just because that's out body plan to use tools doesn't mean it's the universal only way to do so in a successful way. Imagine if primates never existed and a raccoon (just an example) relative evolved to fill the niche instead.

                >Still waiting for bear footage, Jamie
                Still waiting for Samurott walking footage, Samurottard.

                >and a raccoon (just an example)
                Raccoons don't use tools as weapons. Get a better argument.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Except it doesn't?
                Prove to me thats it’s stationary in that scene moron. I’ll wait.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Prove to me thats it’s stationary in that scene

                gee I wonder

                >Except it doesn't
                It's onlybstationary because it's a manga drawing you fricking moron. It can still walk just fine.
                >deflection
                Thanks for conceeding bears and samurott can lunge and attack quickly as just one of their preferred ways of attacking and that's perfectly fine
                >tools as weapons
                How is this relevant? I said if a raccoon evolved into the human niche. It already uses tools. Humans are the only war-waging species with tools anyway, so you're just relying on it being the only possible way to do so because it's the only example that we have. You're not actually explaining how it's only possible like that. There could have easily evolved a different body plan that can fight quadrupedaly, and it would probably look like a mixed locomotor like Samurott. However, it wouldn't be limited by only having a handful of game animations. You have no idea how animals move. What I think anon is trying to get at is that animal speed and bendability is totally misunderstood by humans. You'd know this if you spent time near wildlife. Try turning your head as fast as a squirrel can. You fricking can't. Assume for a second Samurott were real. He'd be as fast as a bear when he actually moves, as he has that type of proportion instead of IRL Sea Lions. Look up hairless bears, and you'd screech "NOOO THAT CAN'T STAND EITHER" when it objectively can already and could easily evolve to do it more reliably+easily+speedily if it were Samurott. This whole notion that Samurott goes against biology has always been so fricking absurd to me and would imply most IRL predatory animals would be extinct by now due to innefficiency. Bears move insanely fast and Samurott could too. I'm really not trying to insult you, but it's easy to forget that animals can move EXTREMELY fricking faster than humans from a state of standing still just milliseconds ago. Instead, almost every pokemon is now animated in a way similar to a human-related cartoon character.

                >It's onlybstationary because it's a manga drawing
                It's only stationary because it's a bad design that makes no sense.

                >Thanks for conceeding bears and samurott can lunge and attack quickly
                Bears can. Samurott can't because it can't walk and use its swords at the same time.

                >How is this relevant? I
                Being if it were a weapon then it would need to move while using tools. If raccoons can just sit there stationary while using tools because they're just using it for food then they don't benefit from being bipedal like humans do, fricktard.

                >Samurott haters watched the anime
                Anon at some point you must realize NO ONE gives a shit about the anime past season 1. Watching its shitty animations and interpretations of pokemon and having those mons ruined for you is your own God damn fault.

                >Samuttards use anime as evidence
                >anime shows Samurott acting moronic because of its nonsensical design
                >"ummm actually the anime doesn't count"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ask proof in the manga
                >Responds with anime gifs
                So you still can’t prove how it’s stationary moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Except it doesn't
                It's onlybstationary because it's a manga drawing you fricking moron. It can still walk just fine.
                >deflection
                Thanks for conceeding bears and samurott can lunge and attack quickly as just one of their preferred ways of attacking and that's perfectly fine
                >tools as weapons
                How is this relevant? I said if a raccoon evolved into the human niche. It already uses tools. Humans are the only war-waging species with tools anyway, so you're just relying on it being the only possible way to do so because it's the only example that we have. You're not actually explaining how it's only possible like that. There could have easily evolved a different body plan that can fight quadrupedaly, and it would probably look like a mixed locomotor like Samurott. However, it wouldn't be limited by only having a handful of game animations. You have no idea how animals move. What I think anon is trying to get at is that animal speed and bendability is totally misunderstood by humans. You'd know this if you spent time near wildlife. Try turning your head as fast as a squirrel can. You fricking can't. Assume for a second Samurott were real. He'd be as fast as a bear when he actually moves, as he has that type of proportion instead of IRL Sea Lions. Look up hairless bears, and you'd screech "NOOO THAT CAN'T STAND EITHER" when it objectively can already and could easily evolve to do it more reliably+easily+speedily if it were Samurott. This whole notion that Samurott goes against biology has always been so fricking absurd to me and would imply most IRL predatory animals would be extinct by now due to innefficiency. Bears move insanely fast and Samurott could too. I'm really not trying to insult you, but it's easy to forget that animals can move EXTREMELY fricking faster than humans from a state of standing still just milliseconds ago. Instead, almost every pokemon is now animated in a way similar to a human-related cartoon character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "first partner"
    go back to bulbapedia, Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nuuu why am daddi gaem fraek not take muh dispasionately autistic descriptor for a pogeymans trope
      That comment would actually hold more weight, if we weren't stuck on the containment board for brainwashed manchildren. But as it stands, it's just another autistic waste of flesh crying about the world being mentally sound.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Primarina. It's also my favourite water type first partner full stop, as it's the only one to not be easily replaced by a bog-standard Gyarados.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your OC sucks Raphael Borg. The original Samurott is a thousand times better.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greninja had the strongest design.
    It’s a jobmon but it doesn’t have those manlike proportions that you see in Gen 8 or 9. It’s more frog than ninja.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Samurott https://discord.gg/uPCrZrS6

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baldie is on the meltie of his life right now l3l

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