Whose plan was more retarded?

Whose plan was more moronic?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Team Aqua looked at Hoeen and thought "7/10, not enough water"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team Aqua is based off fishermen and farmers who were losing their livelihood more as japan kept reclaiming land, also oceanic diversity being lost with this process. Looking at it from that angle it stops being the not enough water thing. If they ever set a legends game in Hoenn, they'd need to show properly how much of land was reclaimed between 100s of years to make Aqua's motives make sense.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Team Aqua, You can get by with elevated land and it seems like Groudon only slightly increases the heat of the planet, Kyorge however is trying to drown the entire planet and if Waterworld is anything to go by, humans would be in a bad spot in a world that was pure ocean

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can get by with elevated land

      It's not just elevated land, Groudon's drought was raising temps too and drying out the air. Everyone would have been dehydrated and cooked to death.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not just elevated land, Groudon's drought was raising temps too

        That's what they said cantreadanon. And drying out the air is headcanon, try again

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both are moronic and would imply the extinction of the human race

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magma. Raising the sea levels would at the very least accomplish Aqua’s goal. Magma’s plan of increasing actually livable land would take millions upon millions of years.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maxies because he is trying to present it as being smart by pretending to be a Scientist. With Team Aqua the idiots look and act like idiots who act on their heart and not their brain.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aqua.
    Humanity can't survive in a world surrounded only in water

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aqua
    >Pirate adventures on the high seas
    >All towns are Pacifidlog i.e. comfy as frick
    >Wingull supremacy

    >Magma
    >Land, literally just land, not even any fricking trees
    >All towns are Fallarbor i.e. boring
    >Geodude everywhere

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drop a meteorite into a supervolcano
    >it erupts killing everyone within the immediate vicinity
    >lava floes destroy towns and forests in all directions for miles
    >Ash clouds the atmosphere causing an extinction event
    Imagine casually saving the fricking planet before the fourth gym.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down there, Char.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the aqua team wanted to turn the Pokemon world into One Piece

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aqua. I would have joined Team Magma. More land means more real estate and we've got enough water already. Too much to be exact.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Archie is #buildthatwall and Maxie is open borders

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The would both be obnoxious liberals. Maxie would just be a full on soi corporate dickriding liberal while Archie would be hardcore commie worshiping socialist.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >commie
        >socialist
        >liberal

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Archie is literally moronic

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick OP, everyone already knows that Archie is a fricking moron and that Maxie's goal (expanding landmass to combat over population) at least makes some logical sense.
    Who would be the better boss? Maxie has a stick up his ass so Archie would be the better boss, but I think I could put up with Maxie if I had eye candy like Courtney as a coworker.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Team Aqua are literal Black folk.
    >black people can't swim.
    >Team Aqua wants to create a world where you would have to swim or die.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magma is far more based simply because they go full moron-scorched earth immediately after you foil them.
    >We're gonna use the energy from the meteorite to blow this volcano and find Groudon so we can get more land
    >Ok you stopped us but we still got the Blue Orb and dug a tunnel under the volcano to wake Groudon
    >Wtf he ran away as soon as he woke up
    >Frick this we're stealing all the rocket fuel and we're gonna dump it In the volcano
    >Why? Frick Groudon that's why

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least under Aqua's hypothetical world, water pokemon and maybe some humans could still exist and thrive. In Maxie's drought world, absolutely nothing would survive.

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