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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude he must le escape but it's wacky XD

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twin Peaks has been a disaster for video games as a medium, both east and west.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's a very popular work that has left a mark on culture, but it does seem like it disproportionately affected video games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's incredible how all the things that are inspired by twin peaks and lynch clearly dont understand the source material at all

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's there to understand? "Take something weird or outrageous and pretend it's normal and mundane." There. That's Lynch's entire career. Wow so deep. Even Persona has more depth.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          lynched

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Demi fiend just got lynched hard

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexuals like this are why all entertainment are so dumbed down now

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron alert.

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        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Twin Peaks is more the corrosion of real Americana. A carpenter's approach to horror. Kicking a wall that looks solid only for rot and insects to cascade down as your foot breaks the facade. And the supernatural elements aren't random. They're a reiteration of layered mythos formed into a cross-cultural layer cake. Messages laughed at or ignored representative of the malignancy that breeds in that same rotting, neglected interior.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is a non-moron doing on Ganker?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if they can’t get it right which is sadly most of them

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't let homosexuals own musicals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is the homosexual there?
      >inb4 "the player"

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Alan Wake 1 but I'm so glad I didn't buy this pozzed trash

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did Saga always used glasses ???
    bros i think im suffering a mandela effect episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Un momento de esl

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it very interesting how polgays keep criticizing the artistic aspects of Alan Wake because the woke parts are barely relevant.
    Say what you will about the woke, sweet baby shit. But the artistic aspects of AW2 are actually quite fricking cool. You can call them pretentious, but their are not bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's woke about it? Saga having white family members? swedish bloodlines? race mixing has been a thing ever since the 80s

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saga was originally supposed to be white based on a Live Action teaser of the game they put out after Control.
        Saga has a line about "another white person controlling my life" or something.
        Thera are too many non-whites in a region that should be mostly white, especially since it was all white on AW1
        And as far as I know, that's it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Saga was originally supposed to be white based on a Live Action teaser of the game they put out after Control.
          Mr. Door/Martin Hatch is Saga's father though so it wasn't just as simple as "they just swapped the races"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Saga has a line about "another white person controlling my life" or something.
          it's the negative voice in her head trying to make her fall into despair. getting buttmad at this is completely moronic.
          >Thera are too many non-whites in a region that should be mostly white, especially since it was all white on AW1
          bright falls tourism industry was destroyed by the events of AW1 and the region is going to shit as a result. many of the original residents moved away. this is explicitly explained in the story.

          it’s the truth, if I walked up and asked the average gamer If they heard of Alan wake they would say no.

          if I walked up and asked anyone if you were a homosexual they would say yes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saga being race swapped is blatantly woke and I feel like if they wanted diversity they could have just included new characters so I fully get people not being happy with her. Now I don't care much myself but I get the upset in that case.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i straight up loved the horror sections, trying to play them stealthy, on edge around the shadows, just barely slipping past them

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    alan wake is just a twin peaks ripoffs mixed with those fricking scandivanian crime dramas

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it's kino

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun. You don't hate fun ...do you?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NG+ is coming monday for those who missed it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you need NG+ in a game like AW2? It is gonna be some Yoko Taro meta pseudo-NG shit?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the story is about alan looping (spiraling) himself towards either damnation or salvation by rewriting the story over and over again. the ng+ update is called the final draft.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i wonder if remedy are going to find a way to ruin the max payne remakes, cause a studio that makes something like will probably change a bunch of shit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt they'll change anything of substance. I just hope there's an option to use any of the three faces within the series.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literal industry plant game designed for the sole purpose of winning game awards. No true gamer likes this shit. Enjoy your walking simulator with cutscenes while we’re out here playing good games like totk and spiderman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the latest pasta? What's the original

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it’s the truth, if I walked up and asked the average gamer If they heard of Alan wake they would say no.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to play this game but god damn working my way through Control is a struggle. The game's not bad but it's just not my kind of game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did not like Control either. I liked Alan Wake 2 but I basically skipped all the optional puzzles and just rushed to complete the story since that's what I was there for honestly

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    alan wake is peak journoslop

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you guys were saying bg3 was peak journo slop? Why does everyone change their minds so quickly on these things?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker is one person
        autism

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alan wake is a game designed to solely win awards not to be fun. gamers have rejected Alan wake entirely and it’s sales show that.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi, Gamer™ here. I thought Alan Wake 2 was fun and I enjoyed playing it. I purchased a copy on the Epic Games Store™ as well.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao that has more to do with the fact that nobody wants to download egs. Most pc people just pirated it if half of these threads about it are anything to go by.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no different from an animated movie going
    >Hey, I feel a song coming on! hit the jukebox! xD
    Except its even more cringe because they get live actors to do it, and tried their hardest to shill it and make it a meme with step by step instructions on how to do the dance online

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really went overboard with the live action stuff, waay too much of it
      Control was teetering on the edge of it but Alan Wake 2 doesn't feel like it wants to be a video game

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AND YOU HEARD RACISM NIGHT AND DAY?
    >YEAH BUT WITH THE Black folk I CHASE THOSE WHITES AWAY!
    >WHO KNEW?
    >SO TRUE!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why isn't the internet mad about this black face?
        They could have hired Black folk.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish was an actual musical instead of a glorified needle drop.
    It's a catchy song, I don't hate it, but I would've preferred if it was Alan and Door singing it the whole way through instead of pulling in the band. I get that Remedy likes them a lot, but the way it's implemented in the game just feels like an insert song than a proper musical segment.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima was Lynched. By Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.

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