He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
I think the overton window for how shit jrpgs are is moving quickly, thats the main reason I'm enjoying it. A dogshit jrpg from 15 years would be a treasure in the modern market
I tried finishing it multiple times, but I always end up just falling asleep. The only other game to do this to me was Mass Effect, but at least that was because of the ambient noises. I still don't know what it is about 13 that is just coma inducing.
You played a game in a genre that is generally agreed to not be good, and took it as being indicative of all the games on that genre? Even ones that people think are actually good?
>It's overhated >playing in 2023
It's not and your opinion is less that worthless you dumb fricking moron. If you weren't there your opinion is irrelevant., go suck a bag of dicks you meme spouting zoomer c**t.
It was the first game I played made by Square where within minutes I thought "This company is fricked." They've continued the slide into terrible gameplay ever since. Everything is a fricking corridor until the end, and Gran Pulse is basically just Bionis's fricking leg. Square needs to accept that they require some innovation. It's not enough to just have an interesting battle system, there has to be more.
>Had a girlfriend like that in highschool. >She got into athletics and such >Went to her track games >Because I did she bought me tons of Vidya, because her brother was heavy into it and got me into some weird niche games >Drove me to midnight releases and we set up camp most of the time >Sometimes sneaked to her home when her parents went out thinking she was in practice >Lots of makeout sessions >Went to homecoming, tons of football games, etc together >Her dad got me into a nice job that started me at $20 >She grew with all these plans for the future. >Her mom thought we were going to get married >Ruin it all by accidentally cheating on her with some other girl on the track team >the moment I did we just broke all apart and the entire relationship went downhill no matter how much she tried to salvage it saying we could work something out >Remember her just fricking breaking down months before a party and just telling me she loved me
>accidentally cheat
You don't "accidentally cheat" you knew full well what you were doing you worthless fricking moron. have a nice day, you deserved to have lost her.
>Accidentally cheat
"babe u dont understand when i walked in it was dark n i thought it was u and she thought i was terry it was an accident lol love u xxx"
Letting a kid borrow your games was like the ultimate litmus test for if they were a moronic shithead or not >They keep it forever and hope you'll forget you let them borrow it. >They want to borrow your games but you can't borrow theirs >They return the disc scratched >They said shit like "Oops I lost it/I sold it I'm so sorry"
Looks like you just failed the friend test and are now permanently my enemy, go die in a fire.
>be me as a kid >borrow game from daughter of mums friend >pretty fun for like 20mins but not much more than that >ask mum to give it back >years later daughter asks for game back >"i thought my mum gave it back to you"
dunno what happened to them, I don't have the games; though, they were pretty mediocre anyway in the end
Friends and I took a bus to the mall one time. Went to a nearby park afterwards, hung out, meet some random kids who's pretty cool. Dude invites us over because his house is right next to the park. Go, mom has cookies and shit baked, super nice family. He had MGS 2 and I asked if I could borrow it. Without hesitating he said sure. Head home, play game and beat it after a week. I tried taking the bus back to the park but couldn't remember which house was his and my 11 year old ass wasn't about to knock on random doors. Sorry Mike, I kept your game and still have it bud. Got rid of all my other old stuff but that still remains.
I was that friend. >friend lets me borrow Pokemon Ruby >after a week he asks for it back >tell him I'll bring it back tomorrow >pretend I forgot and I'll do it the next day >this repeats for around two more weeks >he gives up and hates me >transfer all of my pokemon to Diamond >sell Ruby to Gamestop
>Let another kid I went to school with borrow a book. >Gave it back with dog ears and a crease in the cover.
This was over fifteen years ago and I still get mad thinking about it. I even left a bookmark in the book for him to use.
Books are a heavy subject. I used to not give a frick about people giving me books. But then some crazy shit happened and I found out my book was basically a meta journal. Not cool. I don't accept books from people anymore. If I want to read something then I find it. Reading journals from people you don't know is creepy, especially if they aren't famous.
>>They return the disc scratched
this has happened to me and it was my favorite game too (battlefront 2) >>They keep it forever and hope you'll forget you let them borrow it.
i've done this but it wasn't intentional i just completely forgot about it after it wouldn't run on my pc
>Game goes missing >Go to counsins house >Guess what is there.jpg >"steal" it back >Aunty calls my parents and makes me give it them back
Parents just assumed I lost the thing they bought me
>remember very clearly getting gifted pokemon emerald as a kid by my parents >spend the rest of the day I got it gifted to me playing it >next day the game is gone >my cousin comes over that very same day and she just so happens to be playing on her gameboy with a brand new copy of emerald >accuse her of stealing it but my parents side with her
To this day I still believe I was right and that my parents gaslighted me into believing them, my mother has always spoiled my cousins since she loved them a lot and my aunts were poorer than us. It's not like I really minded that much since I already had and still conserve my copy of Ruby but I just want to know what the frick happened.
What about forgetting you borrowed the game in the first place until your friend has to remind you? I'm an idiot.
So does Tony's poop smell good or does poop smell good in general and this is a game owned by Tony?
I'd guess: >Tony writes 'Tony's' on the cartridge >one of his siblings or friends thinks it would be funny to write 'poop' underneath >Tony can't get rid of it, so he writes 'smells good' to be a Chad about it
Seriously though, I think you could get a similar haul and have a much easier time fencing the goods if you robbed one of these retro game stores instead of israeliteelry etc.
once time i got a game in x box that was from game stop and game stop games some times dont have those videos on their covers and so once time I used a pen marker to draw the words of the games name so iwould know what game it was it was for x box
why were so many games without manuals anyway, like what makes you take it out and not put it back
I swear, every 5th or so used game I've seen and wanted to buy was without manual for some reason
>Had SNES my uncle let me have >Had Super Star Wars, Mario Kart, Mario All Stars, Flashback and a few other games that I can't remember right now >I get a PS1 >He sells my SNES at a car boot sale for £5 with all the games >I get a PS2 >My PS1 is sold for £10 with all the games
To this day I just cannot understand boomers at all
>Borrow game to older guy from sportsclub >After months I ask it back because it's been a long time and I kinda want to play it again >Wtf anon I already returned it? >8 year old brain very confused >Haha ok i guess >Tell dad about it
>Dad comes with me to practice next week >Dad subtly kinda threatens 13 year old boy in parking lot of swimming pool
>Get my game back the week after that
I love my father
You can only fricking borrow it
Go be poor somewhere else.
Meant to reply to this:
Go be greedy elsewhere, dumb secondary
>$999.99 + tip to rent a game
physical gays will put up with this shit.
Because its his game, are you fricking blind?
So does Tony's poop smell good or does poop smell good in general and this is a game owned by Tony?
>Donk kikon
What
Donkey Kongs Japanese cousin.
Oh it says donkey Kong. I thought it was a Japanese game. Like goemon or something.
>ganbare goemon
Great series
Donk kikon 2 dinkys konk kvest
Spanish spelling
It's Donkey Controllers but someone destroyed the label.
For me it's Don King Kong
I'm not playing that, it's probably an SCP that will trap me in a video game. Frick that.
that'll be $400
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donk Kikon!
DK
Donk Kikon is here!
Enviromental storytelling thread?
she probably broke up with him after playing that shitty, shitty game
It's overhated
t. Playing it for the first time now
it put me off ever playing another JRPG ever. it was so fricking boring
I think the overton window for how shit jrpgs are is moving quickly, thats the main reason I'm enjoying it. A dogshit jrpg from 15 years would be a treasure in the modern market
I tried finishing it multiple times, but I always end up just falling asleep. The only other game to do this to me was Mass Effect, but at least that was because of the ambient noises. I still don't know what it is about 13 that is just coma inducing.
You played a game in a genre that is generally agreed to not be good, and took it as being indicative of all the games on that genre? Even ones that people think are actually good?
>It's overhated
>playing in 2023
It's not and your opinion is less that worthless you dumb fricking moron. If you weren't there your opinion is irrelevant., go suck a bag of dicks you meme spouting zoomer c**t.
Getting called a zoomer at 30 will never get old.
Did you perchance enjoy FFX? Just curious
It was the first game I played made by Square where within minutes I thought "This company is fricked." They've continued the slide into terrible gameplay ever since. Everything is a fricking corridor until the end, and Gran Pulse is basically just Bionis's fricking leg. Square needs to accept that they require some innovation. It's not enough to just have an interesting battle system, there has to be more.
>Square needs to accept that they require some innovation.
They did, that's why XV was an open-world action game 🙂
XIII is the only one worth playing after 6. I hopoe you rate everything else appropriately if you hate it.
>Had a girlfriend like that in highschool.
>She got into athletics and such
>Went to her track games
>Because I did she bought me tons of Vidya, because her brother was heavy into it and got me into some weird niche games
>Drove me to midnight releases and we set up camp most of the time
>Sometimes sneaked to her home when her parents went out thinking she was in practice
>Lots of makeout sessions
>Went to homecoming, tons of football games, etc together
>Her dad got me into a nice job that started me at $20
>She grew with all these plans for the future.
>Her mom thought we were going to get married
>Ruin it all by accidentally cheating on her with some other girl on the track team
>the moment I did we just broke all apart and the entire relationship went downhill no matter how much she tried to salvage it saying we could work something out
>Remember her just fricking breaking down months before a party and just telling me she loved me
Fricking end it bros.
how the frick do you accidentally cheat
>accidentally cheated
are you a woman?
>Ruin it all by accidentally cheating on her with some other girl on the track team
you fricking
>Ruin it all by accidentally cheating on her with some other girl on the track team
Fricking cheating loser moron I hope it was worth it.
You are a piece of shit and also moronic. If this is fake then you're also a gay Black person homosexual on top of that.
>accidentally
Excellent bait, but a bit too much of a read for little payoff.
here's your (You) and have a nice day
someone get this hothead outta here, YOU FIRST HOTHEAD
Clearly you didn't love her.
You miss all the benefits you got by being with her but you cared so little about her you cheated.
>accidentally cheating
I've seen this copypasta before, congratulations you caught a lot of newbies.
Regardless of whether or not this is true I hope you die a painful death
>thought crime
Either it's true and he deserves to die painfully or it's a lie made up to bait in which case he deserves to die painfully.
>say word
>life stolen
It was more than one word. More than two even.
>people who write things that upset me on the internet should die
Yep!
Triggered 🙂
I’d pull the trigger, yes.
Yes
pretty much, yes
Yeah, you're catching on
>accidentally cheating on her
How the frick does one "accidentally cheat"? Is it like a "consent accident"?
Anon, if you want (you)'s you can just politely ask, I give them out for free.
>anon really thought he was one of those giga chads who could get away with that shit
You had your shot and you blew it
Dumbass Black person you deserve it.
>accidentally cheated
you deserve death
> Oh no! I accidentally slipped my wiener into her vag! Damn. I didn't mean to do that. Oh noooooooooo.
This is bait.
Unironically kill your self.
You fricking idiot. I hope this is copy pasta because God damn you're so fricking stupid. Way to go moron
>accidentally cheat
You don't "accidentally cheat" you knew full well what you were doing you worthless fricking moron. have a nice day, you deserved to have lost her.
Yeah moron don't shit where you eat, shoulda fricked a girl from the theater department or something.
>Accidentally cheat
"babe u dont understand when i walked in it was dark n i thought it was u and she thought i was terry it was an accident lol love u xxx"
>accidentally cheating
10/10 bait
Is it pasta? I remember reading the same words somewhere else.
Anyway, well memed good sir.
>accidentally cheating on her
even if you're baiting you're a massive Black person, I wish you the worse
Collectors this is your mindset
Complete setiggers are absolutely out of their mind.
Letting a kid borrow your games was like the ultimate litmus test for if they were a moronic shithead or not
>They keep it forever and hope you'll forget you let them borrow it.
>They want to borrow your games but you can't borrow theirs
>They return the disc scratched
>They said shit like "Oops I lost it/I sold it I'm so sorry"
Looks like you just failed the friend test and are now permanently my enemy, go die in a fire.
>be me as a kid
>borrow game from daughter of mums friend
>pretty fun for like 20mins but not much more than that
>ask mum to give it back
>years later daughter asks for game back
>"i thought my mum gave it back to you"
dunno what happened to them, I don't have the games; though, they were pretty mediocre anyway in the end
Friends and I took a bus to the mall one time. Went to a nearby park afterwards, hung out, meet some random kids who's pretty cool. Dude invites us over because his house is right next to the park. Go, mom has cookies and shit baked, super nice family. He had MGS 2 and I asked if I could borrow it. Without hesitating he said sure. Head home, play game and beat it after a week. I tried taking the bus back to the park but couldn't remember which house was his and my 11 year old ass wasn't about to knock on random doors. Sorry Mike, I kept your game and still have it bud. Got rid of all my other old stuff but that still remains.
I used to borrow games from people for months, maybe a year, and give it back in the same condition I got it
I was that friend.
>friend lets me borrow Pokemon Ruby
>after a week he asks for it back
>tell him I'll bring it back tomorrow
>pretend I forgot and I'll do it the next day
>this repeats for around two more weeks
>he gives up and hates me
>transfer all of my pokemon to Diamond
>sell Ruby to Gamestop
>Let another kid I went to school with borrow a book.
>Gave it back with dog ears and a crease in the cover.
This was over fifteen years ago and I still get mad thinking about it. I even left a bookmark in the book for him to use.
Books are a heavy subject. I used to not give a frick about people giving me books. But then some crazy shit happened and I found out my book was basically a meta journal. Not cool. I don't accept books from people anymore. If I want to read something then I find it. Reading journals from people you don't know is creepy, especially if they aren't famous.
real schizo hours, who up?
I didn't explain this well enough. I don't like reading random crap from the internet or the used bookstore. Some people deface books with writing.
What?
>>They return the disc scratched
this has happened to me and it was my favorite game too (battlefront 2)
>>They keep it forever and hope you'll forget you let them borrow it.
i've done this but it wasn't intentional i just completely forgot about it after it wouldn't run on my pc
>that awkward moment where you have to get your mom/their mom involved because you can't get the game back on your own
>Game goes missing
>Go to counsins house
>Guess what is there.jpg
>"steal" it back
>Aunty calls my parents and makes me give it them back
Parents just assumed I lost the thing they bought me
>remember very clearly getting gifted pokemon emerald as a kid by my parents
>spend the rest of the day I got it gifted to me playing it
>next day the game is gone
>my cousin comes over that very same day and she just so happens to be playing on her gameboy with a brand new copy of emerald
>accuse her of stealing it but my parents side with her
To this day I still believe I was right and that my parents gaslighted me into believing them, my mother has always spoiled my cousins since she loved them a lot and my aunts were poorer than us. It's not like I really minded that much since I already had and still conserve my copy of Ruby but I just want to know what the frick happened.
What about forgetting you borrowed the game in the first place until your friend has to remind you? I'm an idiot.
I'd guess:
>Tony writes 'Tony's' on the cartridge
>one of his siblings or friends thinks it would be funny to write 'poop' underneath
>Tony can't get rid of it, so he writes 'smells good' to be a Chad about it
I had issues with their siblings/parents using it as a frisbee / drink coaster.
They paid me back for damages but finding replacement copies was hard.
It taught me to distrust people.
Whoever last owned that game must still be Emperor.
Mmmmmmmmmmm…
Why don't they just erase that?
And chuds STILL think stealing is wrong.
Seriously though, I think you could get a similar haul and have a much easier time fencing the goods if you robbed one of these retro game stores instead of israeliteelry etc.
Nobody is buying tho
>robbing stores
Go back to africa
FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
I can't tell who to frickin borrow it from without a gigantic obnoxious first name written across the side
once time i got a game in x box that was from game stop and game stop games some times dont have those videos on their covers and so once time I used a pen marker to draw the words of the games name so iwould know what game it was it was for x box
>not even making the effort to get rid of the writing on the catridge
I have over 100 physical PS2 games including persona 3 fes, DDS 1 and 2 and raidou and every game is in pristinr condition complete with manuals
Congratulations, homosexual
play station 2 don't go hard x box go hard af
why were so many games without manuals anyway, like what makes you take it out and not put it back
I swear, every 5th or so used game I've seen and wanted to buy was without manual for some reason
It's not for sale.
everything is for sale, even your sale.
Only a moron would pay $99 for Demon's Crest, or any other SNES game, really.
>little plastic toys now venerated by manchildren who ""invest"" tens of thousands of dollars into them
poetic
>Had SNES my uncle let me have
>Had Super Star Wars, Mario Kart, Mario All Stars, Flashback and a few other games that I can't remember right now
>I get a PS1
>He sells my SNES at a car boot sale for £5 with all the games
>I get a PS2
>My PS1 is sold for £10 with all the games
To this day I just cannot understand boomers at all
>To this day I just cannot understand boomers at all
The perfect goyim.
It's over for you, Tony.
>Borrow game to older guy from sportsclub
>After months I ask it back because it's been a long time and I kinda want to play it again
>Wtf anon I already returned it?
>8 year old brain very confused
>Haha ok i guess
>Tell dad about it
>Dad comes with me to practice next week
>Dad subtly kinda threatens 13 year old boy in parking lot of swimming pool
>Get my game back the week after that
I love my father