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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are the bugs in the room with us right now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Stayvun, why'd you eat that fake meat STAYVUN"

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're pushing bugmeat in media. Movies, games, etc. They want to condition young people to not be disgusted by the idea of eating fake meat like some dystopian nightmare. Instead they'll go "IT'S JUST LIKE IN MY SCI-FI MOVIES" instead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank god you'll never reproduce

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      thank god you'll never reproduce

      bot post

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is already synthetic meat right now that you can buy and eat.

      It isn't fake meat. Synthetic meat has the exact same molecular structure as meat from an animal.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this heavily processes fake food is good for you
        this synthetic meat is more processed than anything on the market.
        it's not digested by your body in any way like meat.
        you will not win and people will know the truth you fed Black person.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's not digested by your body in any way like meat.

          post doctorate

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this synthetic meat is more processed than anything on the market.
          You are thinking about meat substitutes. Synthetic meat is just bacteria that shit formless meat that you cam structure to be whatever you want. In the games case, they choose steak. I think synthetic hamburger will be the first human edible meat product, as we don't really have the giving it a proper form part down yet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        moronic giNger. have a nice day. SON of a old prostitute. You never be a woman.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you will never be fathers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a father of five.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            One hand is your wife and the other your kids?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        synthetic meat is literally grown cancer. you're eating cancer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bethesda is too idiotic to think that far or deeply into it. They just add things to be wacky and quirky for their childish theme-park games. You aren't wrong but they would never try to normalize things like that after making a game where the Iron Giant hurls nukes while saying "Frick China and Frick Communists." I think if they made a dystopian game it would just be an outright attack on the elite...possibly.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        certain special interest groups and propaganda proponents are involved in many different games and genres.
        World of Warcraft has ex CIA agents working on it and Call of Duty is promoted and funded by the U.S. Army and other government agencies.
        all of your media is filled with reinforcement and ideas according to what benefits the system regardless of political alignment.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How are those numbers looking? They weren't too good last year when people would rather larp as a giant duck with a sign than actually serve.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bethesda belongs to Microsoft now. If they didn't think of it - their masters told them about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Sage in every field
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      harvesting billions of animals in horrid filthy conditions was the real dystopia all along.
      Once you realize that shit happens to humans too you'll be angry and disgusted and won't want to eat meat anymore.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >happens
        Its already begun

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, yes, we have all heard. Chickens are people too. We get it Karen.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if you dont give a shit about animals you should want your food to come from a place that looks like an indian ghetto

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you should want your food to come from a place that looks like an indian ghetto
            But I do because it's cheap.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              So is canola oil

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                mhmm stir fry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe the idea is that it's just a ration type of food since, you know, meat spoils? You probably wouldn't know that though since the only meat you eat are the tendies mommy microwaves for you.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is probably the saddest attempt ive ever seen on this board since 2006 at amplifying nothing into an issue dude, just stop

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because babylon 5 had the whole 'real meat is expensive to import so we eat fake stuff' element and all bethesda and bioware can do is rip off better settings.

    >Restores 3 health
    are you eating it raw? ew

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think babylon 5 invented the idea of cultured meat in sci fi?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        'course not.
        TV writers read fiction and vidya writers watch TV.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm disappointed with the lack of fricked up meals
    I think you can cook aliens meet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm disappointed with the lack of fricked up meals

      play honkai star rail, where your character learns crafting by making food out of the trash

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why what?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's some fat trailer kid who thinks he will be able to buy steaks in 20 years, trying to make this into the end of the world

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it because the meat is synethic? isn't starfield supposed to be a far, far into the future world where pretty much everything is going to be artificial or synthetic in one way or another?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          right, he's upset that in the far, far future we are not factory farming animals and feeding them blood, plastic and skittles.

          he doesn't actually realize where the jimmy dean sausage he eats come from, what the production process is like, or how much feces, pus and vomit is in it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love meat, and I love the way it's produced because it's cheap and sustainable.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              shame what the future holds for you then

              wait until bio-hackers release new animal viruses in 20 years with the intent of attacking food security, have fun with that one

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't derive nourishment exclusively by photosynthesis
                ngmi

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's going to go great when there is no meat left at all and then 70 years later they discover those bio-hackers were hired by Big Insect™.

                Because no, synthetic meat isn't ever going to be a thing. It's horribly unsustainable and has no redeeming qualities. If you believe otherwise you've fallen for the sensationalist journalist. Everyone in their own industry (synth meat research) knows it and they are just maintaining face for investments. It's actually even worse for the environment too, it's ridiculous.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon I don't care to read your riffing, you are an uneducated person with absolutely no insight on the future of the world

                you are mind-controlled into a little echo chamber box on Ganker because you think /misc/ are your friends and you just blithely repeat any party line from there, hook line and sinker; you are the exact same person as the trannies you so despise.

                that you can't see it only agonizes me, trust me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n... nuh uh!
                >but like, Ganker and /misc/ and stuff!
                Never been to /misc/ lmao, you're just a sad little man.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normally this would be a sign of the dystopic nature of the setting but Starfield didn't really give that vibe. So I don't know really.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the internet has made you mentally ill.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      people like this are 100% crafted, packaged and distributed by /misc/

      the last time this kid had an original thought was years ago

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        people like this are 100% crafted, packaged and distributed by /lgbt/

        the last time this kid had an original thought was years ago

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          people like this are 100% crafted, packaged and distributed by /gif/

          the last time this kid had an original thought was years ago

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >responds with unoriginal thought confirming the analysis of him completely

          lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >responds with unoriginal thought confirming the analysis of him completely

            lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people like this are 100% crafted, packaged and distributed by Ganker
          >the last time this kid had an original thought was years ago

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            THICK ASS BOY
            KRACHOW

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Earth sissies are too attached to specific biological matter to conquer the stars. Heaven is not waiting for you to transport cattle, it belongs to those who dare to eat ze bugs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dirt is for the plebs. Real homies embrace the void.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christcucks are holding us back from delicious human meat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"WTF WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO CHOW DOWN ON MY MOM?! THANKS CHRISTIANS!"
      ???

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >???

        what is confusing? he posed a thought experiment, you responded differently

        here is something funny about thought experiments: stupid people don't have access to the idea, so it utterly confuses the frick out of you

        >thinking? just...for fun?
        >why would i do that??? eat my mom???

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Slippery slopes are like sinister versions of purity spiraling. I think just yesterday gay parades were something new.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            thought experiments don't have anything to do with slopes, they're thought experiments. remember when I said you were stupid? It wasn't an insult, it was an analysis

            I know you can't help it, but please, just stop talking. You guys used to have an idea of your place because the only interactions you could have with other people resulted in being told to shut the frick up 100% of the time. now you think your opinion counts because you can diarrhea it onto Ganker.

            >n... nuh uh!
            >but like, Ganker and /misc/ and stuff!
            Never been to /misc/ lmao, you're just a sad little man.

            >the guy who makes the anti fake meat in a video game thread multiple times a day every day is not a /misc/cretin

            man there is no littler respect given than to a person who can't at least be honest with themselves about who they are

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Still trying that huh?
              I ignore and hide these threads specifically because they are spammed so much.
              But I entered this one out of boredom and here I found you.
              I told you that you were delusional and told you the reality of your delusion of synthetic meat.
              Instead you started talking about /misc/ and "muh trannies" and are trying to talk down to me as though you are some enlightened self-righteous being trying to teach someone while actually just attacking them to make yourself feel better.
              You are sad. You are pathetic. I'd tell you to take a break from the internet but clearly you are lost in the sauce and too fargone to recover. Do yourself a favour and save yourself. Cut that internet cord. Destroy that wifi router. Turn off your phone. Touch grass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >30,000 civilians eaten

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cannibalism isn't illegal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >human meat
      human brains will give you kuru (i.e. mad cow disease but acquired from humans).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Atheist confirm without Jesus there isn't civilozation

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they didn't get the memo about fake meat being a fantasy. They just wanted "future food".

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt the point of lab grown meat make it cheaper? they are imitating cheap frozen shit. not the quality fresh meat like wagyu, kobe or angus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >isnt the point of lab grown meat make it cheaper?

      No, not at all. Largely to do with emissions and land use

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >isnt the point of lab grown meat make it cheaper?
      For the them not for you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kobe meat should be pretty rare, it was just one dude

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no self heating space cup noodles
    i hope they spend that 4 months adding that content and animation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just eat the processed fast carbs sodium junk

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No shit, if you are poor as frick cup noodles are basically a superfood because they are garbage, fast calories that you can throw whatever shit you have laying around into. They are critical to space-hobo roleplay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >consume our product instead spacegoy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Goyslop
      >Goyslop, Japan

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        :l
        :O

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a decade ago you wouldn't be making this thread every few hours despite this trope already existing

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my biggest question is is 3 hp going to be a significant amount to ever be worth carrying this shit around

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the chef class seems like it starts the game with +30 bonus hp, so by that measure it's just going to be skyrim all over again where you timestop to stuff yourself with 30 pumpkins when you get hit by a sci-fi fireball

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sci-fi fireball
        >not sci-fireball
        One job

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conservative outrage culture and its consequences have been a disaster for the internet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine getting owned by josh sawyer

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Star Trek has existed for like 70 years

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep frozen
    How the frick can you eat frozen steak raw wtf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhh slice it thin?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    From a purely logistical approach, it's the most reasonable way to mass-produce protein that people will actually eat (not bug shit) in a galaxy of planets that may not have conditions viable for raising cattle
    When you look at the energy cost of getting a piece of beef, you're losing a lot of energy in the conversion of
    >Sunlight to Grass
    >Grass to Cow
    This is because the Cow is taking on calories to sustain itself, not for the purpose of being eaten by something else. So a lot of extra energy is burnt on stuff that humans don't care about when it comes to raising cattle like lungs or stomach or brain.
    At its core, making food is a conversion process of energy and materials into nutrients and stored-energy for people. Like using a tree to store solar energy in the form of burnable wood.
    So, the best way to produce meat at scale for a galaxy of humanity is to produce it in a lab where you can skip the Grass->Cow phase and just get the one part of the cow you actually care about grown en masse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So, the best way to produce meat at scale for a galaxy of humanity is to produce it in a lab where you can skip the Grass->Cow phase and just get the one part of the cow you actually care about grown en masse
      Unfortunately or rather fortunately there is exponentially more energy lost in the process of synthetic meat. So much so that it's far worse for the environment than you can even imagine for far less in return. And you're not going to just grow the "one part of the cow you actually care about", you either grow the whole cow in an artificial womb or you grow a meat slurry of 1 specific cell type (out of dozens in real meat) and form it into a product.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Currently there is, but I think the idea is that that energy loss will go down at some point in the future and become a more sustainable and scalable way of producing protein in the far-future (at least Starfield and a couple of other sci-fi stories seem to think so).
        But to your point, you would more likely end up just creating one type of cell in a block, you wouldn't be able to create a fat-marble piece of steak like you get from a real cow.
        But, again, for the purpose of making protein available to the galaxy in a future where the energy loss of lab-meat is lower than that of natural meat, that's probably an acceptable outcome.
        And who knows, companies these days are trying to get Impossible Burgers to bleed, so maybe far enough into the future, you could get synthetic meat to be marbled with fat like a real steak

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's another key problem is the scalability. It only barely works on a small scale but completely and totally shits the bed as soon as you start trying to scale it up by every possible metric.
          It's infinitely better to just have more "animal friendly" production of normal meat and normalize alternatives without trying to turn them into "You won't believe it's not meat!" and jading people. But instead we've doubled-down on the single worst options in current society and let them run rampant with overpopulation.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a fledgling technology. Of course it won't be scalable for awhile.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You clearly don't know all that goes into synthetic meat production and the requirements. There is far too much to justify it and multitudes of ways for it to frick up. Just grow basedbeans, unironically.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game is set in the future. It's making the assumptions those limitations were overcome.
                It's like seeing a flat and flexible screen in a sci-fi setting and getting upset because that tech isn't cheap/viable in the modern times.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's making the assumptions those limitations were overcome.
                No it's not, it's a fantasy game and they want fantasy FUTURE sounding stuff in it. They aren't making commentary, it's a game. And you were arguing real world logistics so I counterargued that.
                And it's not the same as the screen metaphor you tried and failed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea what you are even arguing.

                >assumptions those limitations were overcome.
                Is the basis of scifi. The writers assume certain limitations we have at the moment will be overcome. Like warp travel, replicators, holodecks, none of that shit works unless they hand wave it away with some unknown technological progress.

                I don't think we are actually arguing about anything.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If fake meat had the same or lower price, same taste, same or superior nutrition, used less energy, produced less pollution I couldn't think of an argument against eating it. I totally would.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I can scarcely think of an excuse now, except that I fricking love the taste of meat.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are already making artificial tissues using 3d printed scaffolds colonized by cell cultures.
        Most of the research focused in the area is looking to make organ transplants but its reasonable to expect pretty convincing fake meat in the near future is possible. Unless the massively subsidized beef lobby doesn't decide to kill it.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy fricking shit ban all /misc/schizos

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait for 15 thousand types of food that all do the same thing
    Bu then again - it’s the essence of Bethesda games. Illusion of scale with no depth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      might as well just replace all food with bottles of onions since they all do the same thing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bottles of onions
        That's an odd thing to make a drink out of.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Acquiring nutrition solely via liquids will cause your jaw muscles to atrophy and your teeth to fall off. homosexuals who drink sojlent chew on gum to prevent it.
        Also the glycemic index of that shit is through the roof and will predispose you to diabetes.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t the lore imply that Earth is too ruined for habitation? Then it’s reasonable to have space goymeat because Earth can’t farm animals anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Transporting cattle in spaceships and grazing them on alien flora also seems like a logistical nightmare. An energy/space efficient bioreactor producing beef cells seems like a smarter option for producing food on a distant colony.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >restores 3 health

    oh great let me just pause the game by going into my inventory and eat 30 steaks to heal up

    why do they keep doing this shit?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Onions green warned you about the slippery slope.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason why cows, chickens and pigs are even kept alive as species is for food. Most aren't breed to survive in the wild and the ones that did survive would turn into invasive species that frick up the eco system.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >humanity has upgraded species status to interstellar travel and colonization
    >still eat the same crap we used to eat 10k years ago
    This is hilariously unimaginative. Even Star Wars would come up with better stuff like [exotic animal] steak. Imagine traveling to another galaxy to eat doritos and bugs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering one planet is morons larping as cowboys, yeah it is unimaginative. Thats Bethesda.

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