She's a Princess. She's not used to needing to do anything other than say "yes" or "no" and have it happen. When the judge said "overruled" thats when she should have transformed into Super Princess Peach in front of everyone and reminded them of her status.
>"Overruled." >"I AM YOUR PRINCESS, RULER OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM AND I-" >"Have no authority in the Delfino Isles as stated in the 1987 Pianta v Goomba defense. Overruled."
Thanks Peach
11 months ago
Anonymous
Why did they give the judge a hag's voice? I just noticed he has a mustache and all these years I thought it was a woman judge
11 months ago
Anonymous
Holy shit, it's not a woman??
11 months ago
Anonymous
Then she goes Super Princess Peach and uses her anger emotion and kills everyone except Mario and the old Toad guy and they glide back to Mushroom Kingdom (via Peach's glide/hover mechanism she's had since Mario Bros. 2, but since she's super, it doesn't run out and she goes really fast). Game turns into Kid Icarus Uprising style gameplay where you're fighting Isle Delfino police, helicopters, drones, tanks, and such with only Peach's emotions used as ammunition. Random stars fall on her and give her invincibility and random fire and ice flowers fall and give Mario the ability to throw fireballs and iceballs. Peach can summon Bowser and he'll burn people alive and stomp their enemies to death.
The End 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
And then Mario wakes up in Prison and gets mad that Peach still didn't seduce anyone
the end
11 months ago
Anonymous
Only the bad ending, which cuts that scene short. Turns out seconds later they let Mario out of jail and tell us he was only there for 2 hours. They found the bad guy (Bowser Jr.), apologized, and gave Mario free seafood for the remainder of his time. Peach bakes Mario a cake and the people of Isle Delfino (including the judge) throw a big party for everyone.
The End.
11 months ago
Anonymous
After they returned from their vacation Peach mobilized the Mushroom Kingdom Army and subjugated Delfino Island. The judge is currently imprisoned in Peach's Castle dungeon as a dissident. That's why Mario doesn't go to Delfino in Odyssey, it's a hellscape now.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>It Ain't Me plays faintly in the background
11 months ago
Anonymous
And then Peach woke up in bed with the judge after seducing him
11 months ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/KY8RgFd.jpg
why?
It’s bad pacing and writing really, I don’t mind if Mario has to go on an adventure to clear his name, but who the frick wrote the script where you have to watch him get arrested, be in jail, talk to fludd in jail, fade out of him being lonely in jail, cut to a court case, the judge says he’s in trouble, says why he’s in jail, peach fails to protest, sentences him to community service, then he goes to the island and an NPC tells him he’s doing community service some more, then you play. For like a 20 minute intro. Why not just have the police yell at him and the sheriff tells him to clean things up? It’s the same or worse than when a character in a book or movie goes to the villains base and has to leave and come back before advancing, it’s just wasteful routine storytelling.
11 months ago
Anonymous
it's realistic
11 months ago
Anonymous
It makes for bad writing. It’s not supposed to be a simulation of the justice system or forgetting your keys at the door, it’s ‘I knew where this was going before we started and you’re making me go through the motions instead of just blowing open the door or starting mario outside the police station talking to the sheriff’
11 months ago
Anonymous
the scene only exists to exposition dump about the Shine Sprites
11 months ago
Anonymous
Shame it spends so much effort and time on things besides that like showing mario in jail and in court
11 months ago
Anonymous
>but who the frick wrote the script
are you questioning koizumi's le genius?
The GameCube era was such a dark time for Nintendo it bred masochistic fans who, to this day, will defend this console as if it were the greatest thing Nintendo ever made. Outside of F-Zero and Metroid, the GameCube was awful and was the start of their tonal shift. Especially if you didn't have any other console to supplement it.
Gamecube had the best: >Smash Bros >F-Zero >Paper Mario
Gamecube arguably still has the top echelon of: >Mario Golf (though World Tour is just as good) >Mario Tennis (Tennis Aces is pretty good once you get all the updates) >Luigi's Mansion (first game biggest problem is just that it's too short)
Gamecube had great but flawed iterations of: >Zelda
Gamecube birthed the existence of: >Metroid Prime >Pikmin >Animal Crossing
I wasn't a fan of Mario Kart Double Dash but it was a unique take on the franchise at the time, compared to now which has become pretty standard. Not every game was a hit but it had soul. It's easy to see why it's remembered so fondly.
Every game on the GCN tried something different which I really appreciate
Zelda? How about on water
Mario? Give him a jetpack spray
StarFox? Crystal staff of magic
PM64 > TTYD (both btfo by SMRPG anyways)
Ultimate > Melee
Fair enough for F-Zero
LM3 > LM1
can't argue for sportshit because that doesn't interest me >birthed AC
no it didn't, it's a N64 game.
What was even the point of all those cutscenes? Mario would have cleaned up the sludge on his own because he's a good guy. They didn't need to make some elaborate story for Bing-Bing Wahoo man. All it does is make the player resent the Pintas.
Sunshine makes a lot more sense if you think of it as a GCN tech demo >Why are there cutscenes and a story >Why is there voice acting >Why are there only 7 episode worlds >Why does FLUDD control like that?
>Sonic gets accused of a crime >"you gotta be kiddin me! I'm outta here!!" >breaks out of prison >goes on a spree across the Earth and Space to clear his name
>Mario gets accused of a crime >"doh..." >sits in prison >stays on the island doing community service while the real villains continue their plan
Eh, to be fair they "punish" Mario by making him go on an adventure, they don't even put an ankle bracelet on him or anything. If my community service is going on a tour of Hawaii I'd probably have a non-reaction too.
>Here's to you, Mario and Luigi
Actually try to sing this to the meter of the song and you'll find it impossible. Ganker has had lazy song parodies that don't actually flow property since it began. Some things never change.
Strength is being able to create modern wonders of science and architecture but not choosing to live around it. Black folk have no choice since they aren't able to reach for the stars despite supposedly having thousands of years in advance.
Peach gently rubbing the fabric of her regal dress over your throbbing wiener. After a while, she lifts up her skirt and presses her warm, soft, white panty covered ass as she brings you to completion.
>ESL ERP cutie
you better be lucky I'm only here tonight to make fun of Mario Sunshine
be raped because that means someone desires me
anon...
11 months ago
Anonymous
>cutie
Anon...
Standards please. Just because someone ERPs as cute character(s), doesn't make them cute.
11 months ago
Anonymous
It doesn't matter what's on the outside, only the inside
11 months ago
Anonymous
This picture is doing something crazy to my body
11 months ago
Anonymous
Since Anon who complained isn't even gonna talk about SMS...
I used that pic for reference in paizuri+rimming ERP
11 months ago
Anonymous
BEGONE
11 months ago
Anonymous
STAY
11 months ago
Anonymous
I don’t know if it breaks your rules or anything, but could you post a pastebin to that whole interaction?
Princess Peach + Paizuri + Rimjobs, I’m not even kidding, is the trifecta of my fetishes.
This opening is so bizarre. It has the framework of something funny yet everything about it is paced like a fricking alien directed it. Even the weird blank stare from Mario here feels falls into a realm where you cannot tell what is an accident and what is purposeful. This was embarrassing to sit through as a kid.
Sonic >"WAHOO!" >"AW YEAH! NOTHING'S STOPPIN THE WORLDWIDE KNOWN FASTEST HEDGEHOG FROM BREAKIN OUTTA HERE" >"JAIL? I'M TOO COOL FOR THIS SPOT, TIME TO BOUNCE!" >breaks helicopter wing off and uses it as a skateboard >"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" >does a 1470 flip onto a rocket and goes into orbit before contacting the president and requesting a nuke so when it shows up he can grab onto it and take a quick nap before kicking it into North Korea and getting 20000 RADICAL points from it >all before lunch
Mario >"...." >"........" >"..........................................................." >"Excuse me sir May I-a plead guilty?"
A very Miiverse post there. Sorry to hear it. Mine assaulted each other in the kitchen all the time when I was little, but that predates me owning my own video game console.
A very Miiverse post there. Sorry to hear it. Mine assaulted each other in the kitchen all the time when I was little, but that predates me owning my own video game console.
>just arrived >THE ENTIRE ISLAND IS COVERED IN GOOP >they think Mario did it even though he just arrived
Did they think he had the Multi-Form Technique or some shit? Mario World NPCs are moronic
>this blue ghost-like person with scary fricking red eyes shows up and starts vandalizing everything >this is somehow the same person as the guy who literally just showed up on a plane and doesn't look threatening in the slightest >even when you immediately incarcerate this guy and he ends up chasing his clearly evil doppelganger through a populated area you don't even give him an apology or anything
What Shadow Mario should have done instead of graffiti is steal all the female Piantas' bras and leave their fruity breasts flopping out in the warm sun in front of everyone. Then Mario would have gotten accolades instead of arrested, and can spray their sensitive nipples with FLUDD until they squirt hard to produce fruit juice for Yoshi.
zoomers always talk about every game under the sun being secretly scary, but this is one of those few games that legitimately feels like it has a dark aura.
it's just so fricking weird and off-brand compared to every other game in the franchise, as if it slipped out from another dimension.
because they do it for absolutely everything, it's hilarious. but this is an exception where it actually applies.
the gamecube in general like others have pointed out was such a strange time for nintendo. they didn't know what image to adopt for their brand yet so everything they released was schizophrenic and experimental. its part of the reason why so many dislike the games like ttyd, melee, wind waker, sunshine of course, etc. all black sheep of their respective series.
You can go around asking people here on Ganker and on twitter what games they like best and the majority is going to respond with 64 and TOK for PM, and Ultimate for Smash.
The popularity of the gcn entries was blown up by the few people who grew up with the gamecube. Remember, the console was Nintendo's biggest flop until the Wii U.
It's not until recently where people who don't have any nostalgia for these games try them and realize they are heavily flawed, case in point TTYD. Melee is different in the sense that it's infamy is more related to the community surrounding it.
How is you and others properly noticing eeriness in underdeveloped CG graphics any different than younger people having the same feeling about the same graphics and settings designed to be uncanny
Because we are older than you and therefore superior to your moronic terminally online genZ ass. Shrimple as that.
It's not about which entry is their current favorite or not, that's not what the term means. Melee in it's entire life was never a "Black Sheep". Until Sticker Star the only Paper Mario game that you could consider a black sheep was Super Paper Mario, a very heavily divisive game of the fandom until PM changed direction
Melee can be anomaly, due to it's longevity even when Brawl and Smash 4 were around, the community, etc, but that doesn't make it a "Black Sheep". That's like saying Third Strike or MVC2 are Black Sheeps.
In my opinion Smash has never truly had a "Black Sheep". Even Brawl amidst all of it's controversy back in the day was still mostly a beloved entry. Even Smash 4, which people kind of dunk on now, in no way would I consider a "Black Sheep" when it was around.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, even if the competitive community hated it, casuals still loved Brawl and view it in a good light now. Smash 4 is too mixed imo but I wouldn't call it bad
How is you and others properly noticing eeriness in underdeveloped CG graphics any different than younger people having the same feeling about the same graphics and settings designed to be uncanny
he's clearly saying that zoomers abuse this "observation" for everything to meme when it doesn't apply in all circumstances, but it does apply, in anon's opinion, to Super Mario Sunshine. Where's the confusion?
That he’s experiencing the same thing they do over an equally unhorrifying scene while blaming them for putting a finger in it the same way he does. Real thing is that zoomers (or the people who produce their entertainment) put a finger and made a market out of it, while really we were doing the same thing on /x/ and LUE throwing shit at the wall trying to make indie horror out of creepypasta, ‘found’ photos and ghost stories about the same type of abandoned or empty locations. I get what he’s saying but we all know what it feels like to be 12 and looking for a sense of horror in cheap places
because they do it for absolutely everything, it's hilarious. but this is an exception where it actually applies.
the gamecube in general like others have pointed out was such a strange time for nintendo. they didn't know what image to adopt for their brand yet so everything they released was schizophrenic and experimental. its part of the reason why so many dislike the games like ttyd, melee, wind waker, sunshine of course, etc. all black sheep of their respective series.
I think Mario was summoned by CERN due to the Mandela Effect using time travel girl bands and irresponsible demon-entity searchers during a mock human sacrifice at the collider site.
red collar crime
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they threw the book at me... now only god knows when im free.... i didnt do it... habeas corpus.. you feel me..?
why did he do it bros it
He didn't do it homosexual. Aren't you paying attention?
why didn't he do it bros
You trust him trying to hurl himself at you as a fast ball?
He got framed and Isle Defino's justice system is utterly corrupt
proof?
Peach hired a garbage attorney
Peach WAS the attorney. And it wasn't even her fault, the judge didn't let her offer any evidence, he just judged Mario guilty immediately.
>Peach was the attorney
>didn't even try to seduce the judge
Hmph, no wonder Mario lost
She's a Princess. She's not used to needing to do anything other than say "yes" or "no" and have it happen. When the judge said "overruled" thats when she should have transformed into Super Princess Peach in front of everyone and reminded them of her status.
>"Overruled."
>"I AM YOUR PRINCESS, RULER OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM AND I-"
>"Have no authority in the Delfino Isles as stated in the 1987 Pianta v Goomba defense. Overruled."
Thanks Peach
Why did they give the judge a hag's voice? I just noticed he has a mustache and all these years I thought it was a woman judge
Holy shit, it's not a woman??
Then she goes Super Princess Peach and uses her anger emotion and kills everyone except Mario and the old Toad guy and they glide back to Mushroom Kingdom (via Peach's glide/hover mechanism she's had since Mario Bros. 2, but since she's super, it doesn't run out and she goes really fast). Game turns into Kid Icarus Uprising style gameplay where you're fighting Isle Delfino police, helicopters, drones, tanks, and such with only Peach's emotions used as ammunition. Random stars fall on her and give her invincibility and random fire and ice flowers fall and give Mario the ability to throw fireballs and iceballs. Peach can summon Bowser and he'll burn people alive and stomp their enemies to death.
The End 🙂
And then Mario wakes up in Prison and gets mad that Peach still didn't seduce anyone
the end
Only the bad ending, which cuts that scene short. Turns out seconds later they let Mario out of jail and tell us he was only there for 2 hours. They found the bad guy (Bowser Jr.), apologized, and gave Mario free seafood for the remainder of his time. Peach bakes Mario a cake and the people of Isle Delfino (including the judge) throw a big party for everyone.
The End.
After they returned from their vacation Peach mobilized the Mushroom Kingdom Army and subjugated Delfino Island. The judge is currently imprisoned in Peach's Castle dungeon as a dissident. That's why Mario doesn't go to Delfino in Odyssey, it's a hellscape now.
>It Ain't Me plays faintly in the background
And then Peach woke up in bed with the judge after seducing him
It’s bad pacing and writing really, I don’t mind if Mario has to go on an adventure to clear his name, but who the frick wrote the script where you have to watch him get arrested, be in jail, talk to fludd in jail, fade out of him being lonely in jail, cut to a court case, the judge says he’s in trouble, says why he’s in jail, peach fails to protest, sentences him to community service, then he goes to the island and an NPC tells him he’s doing community service some more, then you play. For like a 20 minute intro. Why not just have the police yell at him and the sheriff tells him to clean things up? It’s the same or worse than when a character in a book or movie goes to the villains base and has to leave and come back before advancing, it’s just wasteful routine storytelling.
it's realistic
It makes for bad writing. It’s not supposed to be a simulation of the justice system or forgetting your keys at the door, it’s ‘I knew where this was going before we started and you’re making me go through the motions instead of just blowing open the door or starting mario outside the police station talking to the sheriff’
the scene only exists to exposition dump about the Shine Sprites
Shame it spends so much effort and time on things besides that like showing mario in jail and in court
>but who the frick wrote the script
are you questioning koizumi's le genius?
The judge was gay
Why is Peach's arms so tiny in length, can she even bend over and touch her toes?
She can bend over and touch my wiener HA!
Is she stupid?
in bed? yes.
this game is very critical of Japan's justice system
The GameCube era was such a dark time for Nintendo it bred masochistic fans who, to this day, will defend this console as if it were the greatest thing Nintendo ever made. Outside of F-Zero and Metroid, the GameCube was awful and was the start of their tonal shift. Especially if you didn't have any other console to supplement it.
yawn
Gamecube had the best:
>Smash Bros
>F-Zero
>Paper Mario
Gamecube arguably still has the top echelon of:
>Mario Golf (though World Tour is just as good)
>Mario Tennis (Tennis Aces is pretty good once you get all the updates)
>Luigi's Mansion (first game biggest problem is just that it's too short)
Gamecube had great but flawed iterations of:
>Zelda
Gamecube birthed the existence of:
>Metroid Prime
>Pikmin
>Animal Crossing
I wasn't a fan of Mario Kart Double Dash but it was a unique take on the franchise at the time, compared to now which has become pretty standard. Not every game was a hit but it had soul. It's easy to see why it's remembered so fondly.
Every game on the GCN tried something different which I really appreciate
Zelda? How about on water
Mario? Give him a jetpack spray
StarFox? Crystal staff of magic
PM64 > TTYD (both btfo by SMRPG anyways)
Ultimate > Melee
Fair enough for F-Zero
LM3 > LM1
can't argue for sportshit because that doesn't interest me
>birthed AC
no it didn't, it's a N64 game.
you forgot
>kirby air ride city trial MEGASOUL multiplayer
The Gamecube was objectively the best era of Nintendo
Ok schizo.
>we want the sonic adventure audience
THE CHARGES?
EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT ITALIAN MEAL?
Ever notice how Luigi isn't in Sunshine....
there you go...
I used to think that was a loaf of bread on a table next to Mario
It is.
What was even the point of all those cutscenes? Mario would have cleaned up the sludge on his own because he's a good guy. They didn't need to make some elaborate story for Bing-Bing Wahoo man. All it does is make the player resent the Pintas.
Sunshine makes a lot more sense if you think of it as a GCN tech demo
>Why are there cutscenes and a story
>Why is there voice acting
>Why are there only 7 episode worlds
>Why does FLUDD control like that?
>Sonic gets accused of a crime
>"you gotta be kiddin me! I'm outta here!!"
>breaks out of prison
>goes on a spree across the Earth and Space to clear his name
>Mario gets accused of a crime
>"doh..."
>sits in prison
>stays on the island doing community service while the real villains continue their plan
Pathetic
Say what you will about his games recently, but dammit I love Sonic so much more as a character.
Eh, to be fair they "punish" Mario by making him go on an adventure, they don't even put an ankle bracelet on him or anything. If my community service is going on a tour of Hawaii I'd probably have a non-reaction too.
It's an island so it's not like he can escape anywhere. And he can't just leave Peach
Why is he wearing a watermelon outfit? What did Nintendo mean by this?
>What did Nintendo mean by this
He is a chuckster
not a /misc/tard but genuine question, how many centuries apart are both hut styles in each of their nations?
bottom pic was taken yesterday
The best Mario story
Here's to you, Mario and Luigi
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
>Daisy kills herself in front of Luigi because they shook hands once
Weegee...
>Here's to you, Mario and Luigi
Actually try to sing this to the meter of the song and you'll find it impossible. Ganker has had lazy song parodies that don't actually flow property since it began. Some things never change.
change the lyrics to "Here's to you, Mario Bros."
Strength is being able to create modern wonders of science and architecture but not choosing to live around it. Black folk have no choice since they aren't able to reach for the stars despite supposedly having thousands of years in advance.
He pirated a game.
Mario if he steal
Mario if he black and blue
Forced Crime
Which is better, sunshine or odyssey
Would you rather
>rape Princess Peach
>be raped by Princess Peach
latter
the former. look at her ass man!
Rape Princess Peach
The latter.
>Peach gentle femdom
The dream.
Peach gently rubbing the fabric of her regal dress over your throbbing wiener. After a while, she lifts up her skirt and presses her warm, soft, white panty covered ass as she brings you to completion.
nnngh
>Peach gentle femdom
I have lost count on how many times I have ERP'd this
post your discord, email, or whatever people use nowadays
Nope
I have 4 people I rotate right now. And I'm not feeling like Peach at this moment.
Also
I'm ESL
>ESL ERP cutie
you better be lucky I'm only here tonight to make fun of Mario Sunshine
anon...
>cutie
Anon...
Standards please. Just because someone ERPs as cute character(s), doesn't make them cute.
It doesn't matter what's on the outside, only the inside
This picture is doing something crazy to my body
Since Anon who complained isn't even gonna talk about SMS...
I used that pic for reference in paizuri+rimming ERP
BEGONE
STAY
I don’t know if it breaks your rules or anything, but could you post a pastebin to that whole interaction?
Princess Peach + Paizuri + Rimjobs, I’m not even kidding, is the trifecta of my fetishes.
Come back.
this is a Mario Sunshine thread, frick off literal homosexuals
Ok sorry. Have a fun SMS thread Anon
be raped because that means someone desires me
steady relationship with hand-holding and cuddling, slowly leading into marriage and consensual love-making with the intention of procreation
Be raped. Almost zero attractive dominant types of girls. May as well take advantage of it.
>Peach forces herself onto you and tells you if you don't obey her she'll scream and have you executed
formerly chuckster
Chucksters were fun as frick as a mechanic. Such goofy cartoon bullshit. Of all the Sunshine jank this worked the best.
Move panel 1 text to 2 and remove panels 1 and 4.
better yet
Good but serves a different type of chuckle. The original wants some surprise but you can get that with just the two panels.
Eh.
Vikings could make Iron, and they could make it well. They could even farm.
Agriculture is the one thing that truly separates man from beast imo. Even if most vikings were borderline to actual savages.
Don't Ants have agriculture?
Can you sit like this or are you a fat frick?
If you can't sit like that you need to reevaluate your life choices because that'd be really sad
Both
I... don't have the imagination nor energy to elaborate.
The internet does, though! :DDD
Never in my years would I have imagined I'd do what I'm about to do to Fludd
*ZIIIIIIIIP
NOT SO SUPER ANYMORE HUH MARIO!?
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU-
sunshinegays confirmed sexual degenerates gg no re galaxychads rise up
I love Super Mario Galaxy and I love hiding inside women’s bathrooms and stealing underwear
>galaxygays
>not sexually degenerate
U R MR GAY is in the title for a reason, anon.
galaxybros don't exist anymore
Yes we do, what are you talking about?
do not assume peachgays are any type of mariogay, they're just filthy fricking secondaries interested in princess rule34.
I wish I could memoryhole all the fat Rosalina threads like you did, Anon.
mario if he pirate
This opening is so bizarre. It has the framework of something funny yet everything about it is paced like a fricking alien directed it. Even the weird blank stare from Mario here feels falls into a realm where you cannot tell what is an accident and what is purposeful. This was embarrassing to sit through as a kid.
Why didn't Mario just break out? Is he not cool enough like Sonic?
he must hide his power level
Mario is too good of a guy. He probably kept thinking to himself that he'll get off and it's all just misunderstanding
Basically this. Sonic breaks out of a fricking helicopter using its door as a snowboard while Mario plays jannie
Sonic
>"WAHOO!"
>"AW YEAH! NOTHING'S STOPPIN THE WORLDWIDE KNOWN FASTEST HEDGEHOG FROM BREAKIN OUTTA HERE"
>"JAIL? I'M TOO COOL FOR THIS SPOT, TIME TO BOUNCE!"
>breaks helicopter wing off and uses it as a skateboard
>"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
>does a 1470 flip onto a rocket and goes into orbit before contacting the president and requesting a nuke so when it shows up he can grab onto it and take a quick nap before kicking it into North Korea and getting 20000 RADICAL points from it
>all before lunch
Mario
>"...."
>"........"
>"..........................................................."
>"Excuse me sir May I-a plead guilty?"
mariobros... our protagonist... is a loser...?
always has been
God I hate this game's plot and ambiance. Cool levels though.
The ambiance is one of the few redeeming qualities it has. What are you on?
the vibes Mario Sunshine gives off reminds me of the times my dad beat my mom. I hate that it and any media similar remind me of those times.
A very Miiverse post there. Sorry to hear it. Mine assaulted each other in the kitchen all the time when I was little, but that predates me owning my own video game console.
Tell me a story. How are your parents now?
Divorced a long time ago.
don't worry he has good friends helping clear his name
they're on the case hard too!
>worst girl
Why lie?
>just arrived
>THE ENTIRE ISLAND IS COVERED IN GOOP
>they think Mario did it even though he just arrived
Did they think he had the Multi-Form Technique or some shit? Mario World NPCs are moronic
They didn't know he just arrived because they saw Shadow Mario and thought they were the same.
There are multiple witnesses to him landing at the airstrip, and goop Mario looks like a fricking alien
>this blue ghost-like person with scary fricking red eyes shows up and starts vandalizing everything
>this is somehow the same person as the guy who literally just showed up on a plane and doesn't look threatening in the slightest
>even when you immediately incarcerate this guy and he ends up chasing his clearly evil doppelganger through a populated area you don't even give him an apology or anything
What Shadow Mario should have done instead of graffiti is steal all the female Piantas' bras and leave their fruity breasts flopping out in the warm sun in front of everyone. Then Mario would have gotten accolades instead of arrested, and can spray their sensitive nipples with FLUDD until they squirt hard to produce fruit juice for Yoshi.
the toad revolution
>OP posts mario sunshine
>discussions about raping peach
>anons talking about their parents abusing each other
what an odd thread
Arrested for being a fascist
>My-a ancestor!
he pirated a game
piracy is no party
it's just weird going back to Sunshine and watching those voice acted cutscenes, before the bing bing wahoo mandate was applied.
MARIO!? HOWDAREYOUDISTURBMYFAMILYVACATION BLAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!!!!!
The way he sits in this scene always bugged me. Who the frick sits like this?
zoomers always talk about every game under the sun being secretly scary, but this is one of those few games that legitimately feels like it has a dark aura.
it's just so fricking weird and off-brand compared to every other game in the franchise, as if it slipped out from another dimension.
Why do people like you have to diss the new generation in the exact same instant you feel the same way they do about uncanny valleys
because they do it for absolutely everything, it's hilarious. but this is an exception where it actually applies.
the gamecube in general like others have pointed out was such a strange time for nintendo. they didn't know what image to adopt for their brand yet so everything they released was schizophrenic and experimental. its part of the reason why so many dislike the games like ttyd, melee, wind waker, sunshine of course, etc. all black sheep of their respective series.
mean to reply to u woops
>ttyd, melee
What alternate reality do you live in where these games are "Black Sheep"?
You can go around asking people here on Ganker and on twitter what games they like best and the majority is going to respond with 64 and TOK for PM, and Ultimate for Smash.
The popularity of the gcn entries was blown up by the few people who grew up with the gamecube. Remember, the console was Nintendo's biggest flop until the Wii U.
It's not until recently where people who don't have any nostalgia for these games try them and realize they are heavily flawed, case in point TTYD. Melee is different in the sense that it's infamy is more related to the community surrounding it.
Because we are older than you and therefore superior to your moronic terminally online genZ ass. Shrimple as that.
It's not about which entry is their current favorite or not, that's not what the term means. Melee in it's entire life was never a "Black Sheep". Until Sticker Star the only Paper Mario game that you could consider a black sheep was Super Paper Mario, a very heavily divisive game of the fandom until PM changed direction
Melee can be anomaly, due to it's longevity even when Brawl and Smash 4 were around, the community, etc, but that doesn't make it a "Black Sheep". That's like saying Third Strike or MVC2 are Black Sheeps.
anon a black sheep is a title seen as an embrassment to the franchise, Melee and TTYD have never fit that.
Brawl or Smash 4 and Sticker Star or Paper Jam would be considered black sheeps. And for Smash that's questionable
In my opinion Smash has never truly had a "Black Sheep". Even Brawl amidst all of it's controversy back in the day was still mostly a beloved entry. Even Smash 4, which people kind of dunk on now, in no way would I consider a "Black Sheep" when it was around.
Yeah, even if the competitive community hated it, casuals still loved Brawl and view it in a good light now. Smash 4 is too mixed imo but I wouldn't call it bad
soul
How is you and others properly noticing eeriness in underdeveloped CG graphics any different than younger people having the same feeling about the same graphics and settings designed to be uncanny
he's clearly saying that zoomers abuse this "observation" for everything to meme when it doesn't apply in all circumstances, but it does apply, in anon's opinion, to Super Mario Sunshine. Where's the confusion?
That he’s experiencing the same thing they do over an equally unhorrifying scene while blaming them for putting a finger in it the same way he does. Real thing is that zoomers (or the people who produce their entertainment) put a finger and made a market out of it, while really we were doing the same thing on /x/ and LUE throwing shit at the wall trying to make indie horror out of creepypasta, ‘found’ photos and ghost stories about the same type of abandoned or empty locations. I get what he’s saying but we all know what it feels like to be 12 and looking for a sense of horror in cheap places
how did Miyamoto allow this
Miyamoto is on record of not liking Mario's kiddie image, so this game's story of having Mario in court actually aligns with that
Reminder Jr expected him to get the death penalty. The system is biased towards the monarchy.
Mahrio
I think Mario was summoned by CERN due to the Mandela Effect using time travel girl bands and irresponsible demon-entity searchers during a mock human sacrifice at the collider site.