Why are all the Horde zones a shithole?

Why are all the Horde zones a shithole?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horde are a group of ragtag races who banded together just to survive, their zones reflect this
    Unless you mean why are they shitholes from a gameplay perspective or something, which I disagree with because Durotar is very comfy and enjoyable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alliance are a group of races who have each had their cities sacked and razed, but Stormwind still inexplicably looks like Disneyland and Teldrassil could still be grown out of the ocean in about ten days.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Japan got nuked and look at Hiroshima now.
        Meanwhile you can take the orc out of Draenor, but you can't take Draenor out of the orc. Look at Detroit after 50 years of orcish occupation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Japan got nuked
          Yeah, eighty years ago. They didn't pop a new city up in 2-3 years.
          >Look at Detroit after 50 years of orcish occupation
          Unironically Obama's fault is what's funny.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They didn't pop a new city up in 2-3 years.
            That's just blizzard writers being incompetent, there's no logical time progression in wow

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its been between 4 and 6 years actually
            wow plays 4 years after wc3:tft
            wc3:tft plays like 6 months to 2 years after the original wc3.
            Orgrimmar was started between and wc3 and wc3:tft and in the rexxar campaign you can see thrall being nearly done with it.

            Teldrassil grow in like a few days so the nightelfs had around 6 years of time for building darnassus and the orcs build their city in a few months or 2 years and finished it with the new look in wow cata which is another 5 years.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All that was done for the rule of cool

        tbh I don't even know why they put Teldrassil in the game when they already had the world tree...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sacked plotline about staghelm which would have highlighted the NE govt structure with the druids at the helm. Instead we get no evidence of the elves ever living in ashenvale

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats because all of these cities from the alliance have been there for a long time (except darnassus) and only stormwind got sacked recently in warcraft1 and then rebuild/repaired by the stonemason union at the end of warcraft 2.
        Darnassus is the most recent city for the aliance and got build after the end of the classic warcraft 3 campaign, which is why its a few buildings and trees.
        Ironforge on the other hand has been there for hundreds of years atleast

        on the other hand every horde city was build very recently, even thunderbluff wasnt there in warcraft3 and build by the taurens once the orcs dealt with the centaurs in that region.
        Undercity is build on top of lorderon but these underground chambers/catacombs who served as prison before recently got refit as "living quarters".
        Orgrimmar got build right after the end of Warcraft 3 with the Orc Rexxar campaign showing it literally just being done.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >all of these cities from the alliance have been there for a long time
          Stormwind was completely razed to the ground in WC1 and completely rebuilt using borrowed money over the course of ten years. It's a massive plot point in WoW. Like the entire harbor literally didn't even exist pre-WotLK, they used Menethil in-lore for their Navy, it's something they just built on a whim, age has absolutely nothing to do with it. It's just basic favoritism really.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pretty sure stormwind had a harbor before warcraft 1 tho, or atleast retconned it with the movie/books that came afterwards.
            its why stormwind had no harbor till wotlk because it took them all that time to repair it fully.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's just basic favoritism really.
            What do you expect from Orcs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            see

            Stormwind had 20 fricking years to rebuild. WoW starts 3 years after WC3, no shit a city built in 3 years looks like a shithole compared to a city that was rebuilt from a destroyed city over the course of 20 years.

            and

            yeah people seem to forget that its been a huge time skip between warcraft 2 and warcraft 3, remember that thrall was born between that time and was fully mature in the time of warcraft 3 and all of the events of lord of the clan happened, so we can asssume its been ATLEAST 20 years between that time.

            its been like 20 years between wc2 and wc3, while stormwind was razed/sacked in wc1 already.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's just basic favoritism really
            Blizz have been open Horde since the earliest days. Remember when Metzen tried to pull a fake "Alliance are cool too guys" at Blizzcon, because it was so egregious?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stormwind had 20 fricking years to rebuild. WoW starts 3 years after WC3, no shit a city built in 3 years looks like a shithole compared to a city that was rebuilt from a destroyed city over the course of 20 years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah people seem to forget that its been a huge time skip between warcraft 2 and warcraft 3, remember that thrall was born between that time and was fully mature in the time of warcraft 3 and all of the events of lord of the clan happened, so we can asssume its been ATLEAST 20 years between that time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't they then not pay the builders, who got so salty they became a terrorist organization? Stormwind is literally Israel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Stormwind still inexplicably looks like Disneyland

        You're ignoring the fact that Stormwind is just one human city that barely managed to rebuild itself out of an entire continent-spanning empire. It's a nice city but humanity is still in fricking shambles overall.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Silvermoon city isn't a shithole imo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      silvermoon has collapsed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's literally a line of corpses and scourge going straight through the middle of silvermoon man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No shit. High elves are not true horde.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alliance supremacy and institutional racism.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Orcs literally can not touch grass
    I don't know why they would hate quillboar considering this but eh

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Before you ban me for racism but hear me out: Orcs.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They started with Alliance and their quests first so with Horde they almost ran out of time and just shat out those zones and their quests. That's why the alliance quests are much better

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've jerked off in eversong woods the most

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Undercity > every alliance town

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uc > if > sw > darn > org > tb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The alliance city?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, the city built under the alliance city.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also built by former humans?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            only some of it were build by the alliance and used as a underground prison/catacombs, many of the other things (especially the quarters outside of the middle ring) were build by the forsaken

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >umm actually forsaken now count as alliance because they used to be alive
            alliance cope is strange

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is on the name: "Horde" stands for the brown, featureless hordes of low-IQ violent invaders that plague the lands of our own world's equivalent of the Alliance: the European Union (union is synonym for alliance).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Crossroads, but irl

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's 100% bias and nostalgia but I don't care, Barrens is my favorite zone in the game. Durotar is nice too.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's soul, you wouldn't understand. Horde also has all the best zones in the game.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    prefer this aesthetic to stormwind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bank roof... home...
      >run laps around it before heading to the AH to see if some gems sold
      Take me back to 07

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do leftists look at orcs and think about black people?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Camp Taurajo ... home.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      home

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alliance: white people

    Horde: black people

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but enough about your country

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get why Horde areas always have to look "gritty". I understand its the Horde, but does that really mean they cant have taste for cool and pretty looking areas?

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