why are dog companions games always the best ones?

why are dog companions games always the best ones?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dog haters from the third world incoming in 3...2...1

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't we have a sentient giant centipede as a companion, at least 10 feet long or more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Closest you'll get are the ones from Ark

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based shitbull haters from the first world incoming in 3...2...1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk cannot control their pitbulls. In fact, they don't even try. They let them run all over and do whatever just like their kids, who end up getting fatally shot at age 15 while trying to steal a bag of weed or because they insulted another niglets shoes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Neither can women or hispanics or nu-males and that's 100% of the pit demographic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Spics are generally more respectful of their surroundings than Black folk and I would choose to live next to them every time over black people

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You've never lived around even a single Hispanic if you believe this
            Or you are one

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hm. I've got like two Latino neighbors and they seem chill. Always cooking out in their backyard with family

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I live in a place in Florida that we refer to as little Mexico because of the Mexican population. It’s way safer than Black persontown.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i wonder where your parents came from you anchor baby dreamer homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              My grandparents are from Germany and Russia. Get fricked

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you are a mongoloid mutt, got it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not human

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Stop! Living! In! The! Hood!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pitbulls were bred into existence for the express purpose of viciously murdering whatever other animal is near them
        every moment they aren't tearing something's throat out is them agonizingly fighting their very dna

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shitbull hater checking in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reporting in, hope a shitbull dies in agony today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reporting in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reporting in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never rest until every shitbull and their shit owners die

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the absolute madcarrot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post those misleading shelter memes listing pits as poodles and what not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reporting in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That looks more like a Staffordshire than a Pitbull

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're the same breed, just a different "brand" of shitbull

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's 'pitbull'! show some respect for our nation's official breed the American pitbull! I know that this is hard for you to understand but it is not unusual to have dogs like these. Many people have them and have had no problems at all!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literal Black person dogs, eradicate them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sorry I'm late, fellas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every purebred American Pit Bull Terrier I have met has been a complete sweetheart. Its only when they have the Cane Corso mix that they become violent shitheads that need to be eradicated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who made this post?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's wrong about pure pits all being angels, but he's fricking right about mixing with cane corsos. They all need to burn.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Every purebred pit I’ve met has been a good dog because I don’t know any Black folk

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              exactly! it is the owner not the dog! my piddies have never harmed anyone or anything except my couch haha 🙂

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its only smilez

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why do these ones specifically look so cute

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they all look cute! all of the bad stuff you have seen about them have been made by dog hating npcs! any dog can look bad with a badly taken photograph! if everyone could see these dogs for what they are supposed to be. Protectors!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          true patriots respect american dog breeds such as the pitbull. they are family protectors and care for their charges as if they were there own. babies are no exception. dogs know to be gentle with small children who respect their power!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i dont think your a very good troll br0

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I am not trolling I am sharing the truth about this dog breed that has been misunderstood so badly you are just bad at interpiting the intent of my text!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A white woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely nothing wrong with any dog breed. dogs are protectors and love and humans humans. if u can not understand that then maybe you need to look at your self!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reporting in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      behead all shitbulls I carry a disguised ski-pole in case I'm attacked by my neighbors shitty fricking dog whenever it breaks out. It used to run up on me every week until it put one of its fricking eyes out, now it just barks at me from behind the fence and avoids me when it gets out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pitties?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shitbull hating chad checking in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reporting for duty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reporting in. I hate them even more now, was walking my dog around the trail around river last week and some moron pit owner was on his phone not paying attention with the pits leash fully extended, pit lunged at my dog trying to bite him

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not "sentient" like a dog either, I mean actual personality sentient, centipedes are cool

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's smiling 🙂

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They dont have opinions and wont give me shit for doing what is objectively correct and needs to be done.

    I am talking about DA:O, yes.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What ever happened to that moron?
      Last I heard he was reviewing PS2 games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The last thing he did was a Common Filth Radio two years ago that he uploaded to his b***hute. Nothing after that.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shitbull holocaust, when?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can we exterminate shitbulls?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs are cool but cats are better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just the toxoplasmosis talking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

      That's just the toxoplasmosis talking.

      Cope dogfricker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cope dogfu- *collapses on floor in seizure from encephalitis*

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling for Crimeboss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling for the doc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Come on Staypuft

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gambino Get

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gambino is my little niglet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rumple is ez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rolllll

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reporting in

      that is a pretty cool dog

      My muttoid keeps getting mounted by Big German Shepard wiener every time we visit the dog park. How to stop this behavior?

      what the frick I can't unsee this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Toad 2 pls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Quato me nigggaaaa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If Toad is so good, how come there isn't a Toad Tw-

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Toad: The Origins will be announced soon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SMASHED
      AND
      SLAMMED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A dog made afraid of monsters?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gib rumple

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they have hellish buffs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YJK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Know that she is gonna get mauled and possibly die one day because of that dog? Sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you just know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate visiting dog owners. Their houses smell like shit and they think it’s okay to let their dog lick you and sniff your balls or sit in your lap or whatever. And if you push their dog off of you they get offended. Dog owners are the worst.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I hate visiting dog owners. Their houses smell like shit and they think it’s okay to let their dog lick you and sniff your balls or sit in your lap or whatever. And if you push their dog off of you they get offended. Dog owners are the worst.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Toxoplasmosis is r*ddit pseudo science. Your house, car and clothes smell like shit, fricking accept it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Toxo raises test. Doggays are literal man children

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Toxo raises test. Doggays are literal man children

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >when you're low effort S 0y jack come back failed to fire enough neurons to even remember to select a picture.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't visit anyone's houses. You don't even leave your house. LFMAO.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Upvoted.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Upvoted.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one invites you into their house

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You don't visit anyone's houses. You don't even leave your house. LFMAO.

          Absolutely seething white women. Go frick your dogs, you smelly prostitutes.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That shitbull deserves a bullet to the head.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >50% of dog attacks
    >50% of dog representation in movies/shows/games
    This reminds me of something....

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Before somebody makes a fool of themselves, this is not a pitbull.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I fricking hate dogs

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love dogs
    they taste pretty good when you dip it in the cow shits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dog legitimately tastes good. I have some Vietnamese friends that cooked cat and dog for me. I didn’t like the cat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cats are shit to eat because there are not enough meat on them

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toddler mangling simulator when

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's been nearly 4 years and i still dream about my dog. I miss her so much bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss mine too, but I know he’s fricking white women in heaven.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My muttoid keeps getting mounted by Big German Shepard wiener every time we visit the dog park. How to stop this behavior?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bicycle seat headass

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What da dog doin?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zippodog when

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks more like a staffy than a pitbull to me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That looks more like a Staffordshire than a Pitbull

      Don't expect /misc/ to know any breed of dog except a german shepard and a lab.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most zoomers here wont even know what to expect from reading shoveldog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dont remind me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sneed me pete

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick is taking so long Pete

            If he was going to do it, he wouldve done so years ago
            Lament.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              odd post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick is taking so long Pete

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when the blood starts bursting out like a volcano

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf did he died??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SO LONG GAY BOWSER

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want that hellspawn dead

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    horses>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dogs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >horses>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dogs
      The easy way for a white woman to show off her family wealth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        White women hands typed this post.

        thats some weird poor ass turd worlder cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          browncels in a nutshell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >rich woman: horse
        >middle class woman: dog
        >poor woman: dad
        Huh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In spite of the memes, it's the upper classes that have always been into incest in the west, to keep blood pure from the plebs. Daughters of poorgays just prostituted themselves to the mailman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      White women hands typed this post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick off Lara

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy can only detect you when you move.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trauma for the whole life. Sad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking shit. Do you think that baby made it past the age of two???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aaaawe!!! nanny piddies!!! how could anyone hate these sweet dogs...

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their AI is always so limited/shit so they often have giant life pools/attack values/attack rates to make up for it making them better then some dude who might snipe an enemy once every 10 seconds.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs sense evil.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SLAMMED and SQUASHpilled

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you adopt this SMASHED boy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >troony
      Almost had me.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because you have autism and can't empathize with other humans.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've always been more of a cat person, but dogs are cool too. i would just never want to own one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are labs such stinky pathetic fat pieces of shit?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those dogsust have been terrified! I hope the deputies we're able to rescue and re-home these precious dogs! she must have done something terrible or starve them to get such a desperate response from her piddies!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all pitbull breeds should be exterminated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn, jim sterling looks like that now? what a shame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pitbulls do on a regular basis what 90% of Ganker wishes they could
      No wonder they're so hated, it's jealousy

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you are wrong I have never been to Facebook in my life I have toouch going on and am far to busy for socmed nonscents

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dog lover and former pitbull owner
    We need to kill all shitbulls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do you hate them? I am sure I could change your mind you just need to give them a second chance some of these dogs co from bad homes and need extra love and care!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I had a bluenose pit that was trained and she was sweet but she still bit at smaller dogs and kids.
        I was attacked by one when I was a kid that almost ripped my arm off, my uncle had to pry it off then shoot it.
        I can't even walk my dog down the sidewalk because the white girls can't even control their Black person shitbulls.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I made a dog killing spray in my garage using essential oils that kills dogs dead within 48 hours. You spray it at their faces and they lick it off and it causes kidney and liver failure. I put it in high pressure spray cannisters and I've effectively eliminated every pitbull from the neighboring trailer park that has gotten loose and co through my neighborhood. No problems anymore. Cops came around looking for somebody "poisoning dogs" instead of having ever responded for calls about the loose dogs. Frick cops, frick pitbulls and frick Black folk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >essential oils
      gay homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Third worlder detected

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well frick-a-doodle-doo, sorry you had to take a break from licking dog dick to call me out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well? List the recipe c**t!

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favorite breed, Ganker? I like Bassets. I have a soft spot for hounds in general.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bassets have too many health issues. I had a border collie and a corgi, both were great and filled life with simple joy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bassets have too many health issues. I had a border collie and a corgi
        I've owned both breeds, our Basset is healthy as an ox, we ended up sadly having to put down our corgi's relatively early because they both suffered from DM.. it's frickin horrible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're pretty moronic, but they do look cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never owned a dog but I always thought Siberian Huskies looked really neat, visual mix between a dog and a wolf.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cool, don't ever get one. the cruelest thing you could do is get a cold weather breed if you don't live in a cold area.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'd never get one, but I appreciate their coolness from afar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based basset boy. I have a basset hound, he's an unbelievable bro, comfiest dog ever.
      They have so much loose skin they're invulnerable to shitbull bites

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think tibetan mastiff will defend himself against pitbull?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just fricking know.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cybernetic enhancements give him the ability to maul 30% more babies a week

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only autists hate dogs

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aww he's smiling!

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's your new dog, son.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know, because it's too obvious.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shitbull owners get off on intimidating people. That's the only reason they own them. It makes them feel powerful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Until they get killed by their own dogs at least

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