Why are dogs consistently some of the most annoying enemies in games?

Why are dogs consistently some of the most annoying enemies in games?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're not, they just bite you, maybe outrun you.
    Spiders are worse, they web / slow you and can poison you, too. Way worse, that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiders move very deliberately. Dogs in games are just spastic morons with unpredictable movement patterns.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You clearly never played 7 days to die before. They run silently, don't bark and constantly inflict stun, bleed and infection with a single attack through heavy armor. Whoever at funpimps designed that infernal creature can burn in hell.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Small, fast, hard to hit

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >halbean
    Based.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, that's a dog.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fromsoft dogs literally teleport to catch up with you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The DS3 big dogs just run so fast that the render culling doesn't have time to keep up

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The reason they teleport is because they resized the dog model to make them smaller, but when you aren't loading them (such as if your camera faces away) the dogs deload a lot of information, and their scale reverts to default. Their run speed is linked to the run animation, so when they're larger they run faster. So in short, whenever you don't look at a dog in Dark Souls 3 its run speed increases a large amount, which is what causes the apparent teleports

        interesting. I had a DS3 dog end up on top of an object once because of the teleporting.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reason they teleport is because they resized the dog model to make them smaller, but when you aren't loading them (such as if your camera faces away) the dogs deload a lot of information, and their scale reverts to default. Their run speed is linked to the run animation, so when they're larger they run faster. So in short, whenever you don't look at a dog in Dark Souls 3 its run speed increases a large amount, which is what causes the apparent teleports

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    After I jacked of to that animation of this dog getting fricked by a photographer I just accepted there was no going back and now I'm open to most kinds of degeneracy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that animation of this dog getting fricked by a photographer
      Source.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        >halbean
        Based.

        now idk if thats the same animation but hes the guy who made the dog, and the op image. id recognize his style anywhere

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank ya!

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are also consistently the most annoying pets in real life so I guess it's for verisimilitude's sake

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why no cat enemies so rare in games? Cat zombies would probably be an even bigger nightmare.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      STALKER cats are terrifying

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spindashes at you

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she fricks human men

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Halbean, he should draw more Naafiri.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like their grab attack

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those Daftpatriot wulg images

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        all he draws is gaygoidshit so no thanks

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can't enjoy daftpatriot
          prayers.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            no sorry i cannot enjoy gay stuff
            his artstyle is good though

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the dog so hot?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hell hound
      >dog from hell
      I wonder why

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day zoophiles

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