why are germans so bad at making games?
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They’re a practical people with little interest in leisure. Because of that, their ideas of “fun” and “entertainment” are terribly alien to most non-Germans.
This, can confirm am German
I will now tell a famous German joke, sure to bring laughter to any German
Two hunter meet in the forest. They are both dead.
joke doesnt really translate to english
Yes. That's the joke. The joke lost its translation and is therefore alien to non-Germans
that's not how it works. Any language can not translate well; german humor doesn't conduct itself outside of germany for entirely endemic reasons, not due to universal ones.
to elaborate, in german you would say they "treffen sich", which can be both translated as meeting each other, or as being hit with their guns.
Thank you for the explanation.
>dude puns lmao
yeah no shit it sounds bizarre in different language
German music is fricking good THOUGH
>THOUGH
Why did this become a meme?
zoomers using twitter chimp speak because its all they're exposed to
Using though at the end of a sentence is fine in casual conversation.
There must be something else I'm missing.
>check the patreon
Damn they really fell, what fricking happened? Never thought I'd see them go sub 100k
Everyone with talent goes to foreign studios. What little is left in the home market remains small and irrelevant because they get barely any funding. And what little funding they get now gets cut even further by the leftist/ green government.
They couldn't finish a race, and you think they could finish a game?
tfw no Tali gf
tfw no big gf to mating press
The cutscene (or whatever animation they call it) would've been better if it went veganal instead of anal. It was pretty intimate otherwise. Don't know if they added another one since then but I doubt it since it seemed like they were adding a ton of gayshit.
The tiger pole one was pretty good too.
I'd try this game again but kind of stopped after the engine update months ago. Don't feel like upgrading my computer just to play a forever incomplete WEG porn game
any creatives and intellectuals either died or were spirited away to work for other governments after the war
you don't know jack shit about germany other than nazis lol you're actually moronic
you sound upset
there are other german games besides gothic?
Spellforce 3, The Dwarves and Iron Harvest are pretty good german titles
soulless people
So, what the frick happened
is there anything good in this game or is it all vanilla
Its a tech demo, and its highly unlikely to have anything you'll like
so no e-girl or rape (its a WEG patreon game after all)
probably the most spicy thing is some NTR/cheating if the demo is anything to go off of.
It's not only vidya, they're incredibly incompetent in all things IT. No creativity. No principles. Low standards.
t. German working in IT consulting/enterprise software dev for 7 years.
*Shrugs.* Why are every people so bad at making games?
Bad genetics
Yup, truly is the star citizen of porn games. Cool/neat stuff, but stuck in a tech demo-y phase.
Does any WEG go anywhere? You could probably count on your hands the number of times a WEG actually got out of Patreon early access in recent years.
Is there any gameplay in this yet?
Animations are amazing but I'd love a plot to get me going
They look like they frick human men.
Is this game even going anywhere?
>Wild Life
Ah, that patreon porn "game". How the development going?
its going pretty well, making good progress