Why are heroes naturally predisposed to seek out and frick princesses?

Why are heroes naturally predisposed to seek out and frick princesses?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can see what went wrong with zelda games.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that bloodline
    >with Zelda
    No way gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >westoid troony art
      malon
      midna
      mipha

      vs

      >beautiful eastern SOVLful art
      zelda
      zelda
      zelda

      It's the obvious choice: a disgusting farm girl (green skin red hair) peasant vs a princess with goddess genetics (blonde hair blue eyes)

      IT'S SIMPLE MY FRIENDS.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's just because japs are pathetic wannabe whites

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tumblr filename
        Ew, gross.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goddamnit i need to put a baby in a cute girl

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither of those Links frick those Zeldas though, OoT is for Malon and TP is for Midna
    The only good Zelink ship is anything with Toon Zelda / Tetra

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >midna
      vanished at the end of the game never to be seen again
      >malon
      got raped by Ingo in one timeline and died alone in the other

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >westoid troony art
        malon
        midna
        mipha

        vs

        >beautiful eastern SOVLful art
        zelda
        zelda
        zelda

        It's the obvious choice: a disgusting farm girl (green skin red hair) peasant vs a princess with goddess genetics (blonde hair blue eyes)

        IT'S SIMPLE MY FRIENDS.

        TP Zelda barely even fricking knows Link, let alone shows affection
        only actual known relationships are Zelda 2 Zelink, ST Zelink, SS Zelink, BOTW Zelink, AoC Miphlink

        the rest are either friends or strictly acquaintances (when it comes to Zelda) and there is no girl other than Peatrice, Mipha and possibly Ilia who shown a two-sided interest

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Link hanging onto the AH-64 Apache ropeladder on his way to second deployment in Geruda

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And skyward sword and botw/totk

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link's a virgin

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link definitely does NOT want to marry and impregnate Zelda in any canon game as that would be extremely gay.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grass looks like a big fart cloud haha

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where did the zelda/link pairing meme come from? most links don't even end up with their respective zeldas, i think only wind waker as far as i remember

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 games actually (excluding their sequels)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think OG Zelda kissed Link, and for an NES game, that's something.
      OoT Zelda seemed to have a thing for him, when you recontextualize the Sheik scenes after learning that's Zelda.
      Oracles Zelda gives him a kiss and blushes about it in the NG+ ending.
      WW is the best example, they go on to found a kingdom and dynasty after PH.
      TP is kinda cold in general, the game leans towards Midna, and the manga dives headlong into it.
      SS Zelda and her Link end up together, that's cut and dry.
      BotW Zelda was clearly crushing on Link, and they live together in TotK, besides the memories of her getting all blushy when talking about him. It could have been more definitive I agree, but you're either blind or moronic to miss what's going on.
      ALBW Zelda admittedly barely knows Link, but she sneaks out of her room every night to go stare at the portrait of the Princess and Hero together. Their romance is barely even budding, but it's there.

      It's not a sure thing by any means, but the odds are likely that the Hero and Princess will be in love.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop spamming the board you schizophrenic ass clown.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another zelink thread
    boring

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, the schizo will post its cuck collection soon enough.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but, what if Zelda became a horse?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They never frick the princess
    If any of them did, it would be incestuous for the next Link to marry a Zelda

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that's wrong.
      Every Ganon is the same dude, though the timeline might branch.
      Every Zelda follows the same bloodline back to SS Zelda, the incarnation of the Hylia.
      Every Link is completely unrelated, they're just some dude that pops up bearing the spirit of the Hero.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nevermind then, haha
        And I remembered spirit tracks Link

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure atleast two Links are related but distantly over 2 games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Every Ganon is the same dude
        Nah Fujibayashi fricked that up with AssCreed Zelda. Now there can just be another Ganon.

        >Every Link is completely unrelated
        The Hero of Twilight is the descendant of The Hero of Time. Twilight Princess confirms as much.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you played those games?
    he gets to first base with her like twice in 35 years of games

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TP Link only loves Midna though, hell TP Zelda is third place considering Ilia exists.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Possibly 4th, considering that one part where he visibly briefly ogles Telma’s massive breasts.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TP Link only fricks imps

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