Why are his legs like that?

Why are his legs like that?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play HappyWheels with the wheelchair guy and you'll understand why OP

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >his

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, because Violet is the male game, for males

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True, but that doesn't mean Miraidon is male.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >those childbearing hips

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >its the future, and nobody uses their legs anymore

    just drink the future bleach anon, it will solve all your troubles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >satiatng the thirst of both Wall-E Macgays AND Protogen toasterfurs
      I love her even more now . .

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those are its testes.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >his

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They've evolved into jet boosters.

    Walking 's for cavemen and poor people.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You cannot convince me that the people responsible for this design aren't aware of its phallic nature. I don't believe it.
    The Sugimori art is even worse. It's so obviously a wiener.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Freud would love to study you, no harm.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah dude you can't tell me you don't see it. It's there in all its glory. Freud agrees with me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Like I said, Freud would love to get to the bottom of your dick obsession.
          That's the thing, Freud didn't care if you were a wiener smoker, he just wanted to know what MADE you a wiener smoker.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Joke's on you, I'm gay. Your dad made me realize it.
            And dude, I'm not attacking your taste. You can still buy Violet and feel manly and straight even if Miraidon's designer tried to be extra funny here.

            Miraidon is based on an erect anime dick. It's the HARD truth.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, so you're a necro as well as a homosexual. THAT does explain it so.
              My da died before you were born son, because he died before *I* was born.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm actually sad to hear that dude! Sorry for making that joke, that wasn't okay.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We could tell you were gay just from your tendencies of seeing dicks in things that are only mildly phallic.

              Yeah, those were tongue-in-cheeks jokes. But not the whole design philosophy behind a box cover legendary like in this case.

              How is this any different from any of the other ones? There isn't some conspiracy with these games, they just made another phallic monster for the lulz (that's boldly assuming GF makes them like this on purpose or pure, innocent coincidence, cause multiple people design mons, not just one).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just gay, I'm not obsessed with dicks. Are you telling me straight guys are obsessed with veganas?

                Anyway..

                >How is this any different from any of the other ones?

                That's my point, I'm pointing out the sheer obtrusiveness of Miraidon's design. There's no real joke. It's not something you have to see in the context of a joke in the anime.
                It's simply a retextured dick with tiny arms and a head slapped onto it. It's not "dick-like", it's just dick. All the other examples are MAYBE stylized, dick-adjacent body shapes. With lots of imagination. But Miraidon? Miraidon is based on dick. The artist drew a big, veiny dick and started from there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Combusken, Wobbufet, Medicham, among others that are a bit more questionable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those are debatable. Miraidon is just obscene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For Christ's sake, they literally had a, "Mine's harder!" joke in the very first season with Metapod. Japan loves suggestive/phallic humor, the dragon is not the first nor the last.

      Those are debatable. Miraidon is just obscene.

      Absolutely not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, those were tongue-in-cheeks jokes. But not the whole design philosophy behind a box cover legendary like in this case.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he spends too much time sitting down to his legs atrophied, his spine is how it is from sitting poorly also

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