Why are Minthara-chads the most calm and rational combatants of the waifu wars?

Why are Minthara-chads the most calm and rational combatants of the waifu wars?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they have good taste and matured out of fetishes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you impregnate Minthara before Bhaal takes his essence back, is the child really yours?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because her dialogue is the best in the game, and requires looking past dubious actions and making npcs feel bad. She's work with the highest reward vs shart is just cope.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to give up Halsin, Wyll, and Karlach to get her but honestly Minthara is worth twice as much as Halsin and Wyll put together so no big loss

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Halsin, Wyll, and Karlach
        Done. Party size is 4 anyway.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are over the age of 18

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because we won. Simple as

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're neither shadowcucks or redditorlachs
    minthara was made for the succesful adult men not for kids or betas

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's the funniest person I know.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're enamored with a dude.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I love Tomboys

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowfarters
    >SHADOWHEART IS ACTUALLY A GOOD CHARACTER BECAUSE...
    Frog Gooners
    >LAE'ZEL IS ACTUALLY A GOOD CHARACTER BECAUSE....
    Minthara likers:
    >Elf sexy.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why they gave her such a weird face. Every other Drow looks fine.
    Downloading a mod that gives Minthara a cute face makes her completely and utterly shit all over the other girls in this game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      her face matches her personality, she is a stern, masculine, woman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      same reason they gave her that voice. because she's over a century old.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        so she is a teen?
        drows live up to 750 years dude

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's still posting this shitty daz goblin-tier mod
      >not the one that actually just makes her look younger

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's the least degenerate in a sea of degeneracy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its fricking weird how the Drow of all people is the most normal of the companions in this game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        expectations subverted

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmmst've

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is literally nothing wrong with imagining yourself snapping her neck. It's just in your head.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOU LIED TO ME
        I'M A MONSTER

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Minthy-kun~!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it possible to kill Shar-Shadowheart in Act 3?
      I'm trying to plan out the maximum death scenario.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just love drow pussy is all.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is just to get people to reply and circlejerk over their tastes, but I think I know why. The minority of people going the evil route at all are likely to end up with Minthara out of anyone because she's the only "evil-exclusive" romance. Less people arguing for their romance of choice means a lower likelihood of coming across derangement. Her fanbase is quieter because there's less people who know she even exists as a companion, let alone a romance option. Everyone else argues over the choices put right in front of them. Helps that Minthara has the niche appeal of evil, but not maniacal, women too.
    I feel like she'd have some sort of competition with Mizora if and only if Mizora was an option in the typical evil route (allying with Minthara in Act 1 means Wyll's out of the picture, which means Mizora's also out of the picture) and if Mizora wasn't a late-game camp squatter. By the time she gave me the chance, I had already lost interest.
    Also, Minthara's fanbase would be a lot more powerful if Larian weren't cowards and gave us impregnation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beastiality and healing your anus afterwards is ok
      >having kids and a family is over the line
      What did Larian meant by that?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >got Minthara on my good route while the game was still bugged and let you have both her and Halsin
      Feels good

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because you have to go out of your way to appease her and have her join your team. I just exploded her then and there when I and realized afterwards that she was a possible companion

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shart is so fricking ugly. What a disgusting hag.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You really can tell who the worst girl is by looking who all the ethots latch onto.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shadowchud

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chudheart is a nationaal treasure

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey that's the anti-work moderator

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why does my "correct" opinion have the calmest and the most basedest fans?????????

    she has the same amount of fans as the PS5 has games so none exist to actually participate in the "waifu wars"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Minthara is the best character in the game period. I'm sorry you're too moronic to appreciate SOVL when you see it anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >evil femdom hag from a matriarchal society of deranged slave cucks
        >SOVL
        Nice joke.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't you supposed to list bad things when baiting?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>evil femdom hag
          >soul
          um, yes, sweatie

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice bait homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys Fabio

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a list of how much tangible shit you miss out on if you recruit her? I'm talking items like that Wyll rapier or other bonuses, not narrative stuff.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The perfect wife.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad she's still bugged. The game stopped recognizing out romance and I just gave up on that play through. Fix your shit, Larian. It's frustrating as hell.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me EA Minty

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      give me witch hunter minty

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      give me witch hunter minty

      You vill get your Minty Stardust and you vill be happy

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread, see you in the next one

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Psychopaths usually appear calm and rational. But then they always reveal their evil nature, without fail.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they have no content to really join in the shit flinging with and they do not wish to tarry in this charnel house for long

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her voice is unironically sexy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has an redeemable granny voice. Lae'zel has a sexy voice.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has the voice of a 50 year old lifetime smoker and god damn is it hot

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when she laughs and ho-ho's while getting to the point of her long tirades
          diamonds

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lae'zel has a sexy voice.
        >dude batman but tries to be female

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lae'zel is voiced by a woman, there is no "trying"

          She has the voice of a 50 year old lifetime smoker and god damn is it hot

          >when she laughs and ho-ho's while getting to the point of her long tirades
          diamonds

          Go fap to Naruto's voice, you gays.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Go fap to Naruto's voice, you gays
            sorry not sorry that i like my women to have a bit of strength in them, smoking billies and sinking tinnies, rather than some squeaky homosexual anime character

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i like my women to be men
              We know, homosexual.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like all other Mintchads I don't watch cringy chinese cartoons.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've read into this game. How obnoxiously queer is Nightsong? Reddit can't shut up about how Lesbian she is. And in general, how queer the game is.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How obnoxiously queer is Nightsong?
      Extremely annoying. Maybe the most annoying character in the game and the competition is quite fierce.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's also very obvious that outside the sleazy sex there is very little substance to the game. It's unfinished for a start, right down to entire areas promised in Baldur's Gate itself have been cut. After about Act 2, this game falls apart badly. LGBT activism and Chinese botting can only act as band aid for so long. Because here's the rub: the game is really boring. But you have to be able to fight LGBT activists online if you as a public person you are willing to admit it. They will get their goty and will not care who gets cancelled along the way.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They will get their goty and will not care who gets cancelled along the way
      Lol. Lmao, even

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its too late for pasta

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got to the camp party, I couldn't resist snapping her neck.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Minthara
    Oh, that goblin drow onahole that i will never recruit because she dies in every single playthrough?

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did you post a picture of a man?

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I snapped her neck with my mind after I stripped her naked and then I shoved her into a box and sent her to camp

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      chad move ngl

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you at least do the needful while her body was warm?

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >waifu
    that's a man though? I don't care what it identifies as.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Threadly reminder that if your romance option doesn't pass the drow hooker test, they are canonically a prostitute.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game worth playing even if the general idea of the ending has been spoiled? I know it involves big evil brain and the choice you make.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and the choice you make.
      Don't worry, it doesn't matter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game's story isn't based around a big reveal at the end, or anytime for that matter. Your brain is infected with worm(s), you must kill X to cure yourself.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this game
    >good characters
    >Reddit goodboys that are really just moralizing buttholes. Written like author inserts, alternatively like a modern DND player that doesn't understand what role play is
    >bad characters
    >Actual characters with goals and drives

    It's california writing all over again.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Written like author inserts
      That's because they are. The prime example is karlach.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Halsin

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >California Writing
      That is why it is popular idiot. Californiachads stay eating good we drive the industry.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I like The Emperor for this reason and everyone else hates him for being a manipulative Mindflayer when that's just what Mindflayers do and the fact he's at least helping should be notable enough

      So we can look aside Astarion being a Vampire Spawn and Lae'zel being a Gith but once it's a mindflayer; all bets are off?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        TOTAL MINDFLAYER DEATH

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jergal himself tells you point blank: Mindflayers do not have a soul.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Omeluum exists, he doesn't have a soul, still helps people

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Think of it this way, would you forgive a Black person's crimes because it's in his culture to do drugs and rape women? Same logic applies to the Emperor, just because he's one of the good ones doesn't mean he still isn't bad.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, that's my point too. I just find it stupid that people are willing to be apologist for Astarion for much the same reasons but not for The Emperor

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            still works the same way in real life. you'll find that good-looking people, like astarion, can get away with worse things than ugly people. that's why people forgive lae'zel and astarion, it's because they're relatively good-looking

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ain't that the truth

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause Minthara knows how to reward men who help her eliminate those disgusting Tiefling mongrels and those tree hugging "muh balance" types.
    She performed CPR on my Eldritch Knight's dick on my first playthrough and became his girlfriend after Moonrise.
    As a Dark Urge Eldritch Knight on my second playthrough, I skipped over her quest, looted the dead Tiefling mongrels on the road, romanced Shadowheart, and then recruited her at Moonrise.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Divinity II was better

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This female character looks like a man and I don't even play BG3.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trade-off just to get her was too steep for me. You lose out on 3 party members, and even if you think they are bland, you're not gonna know that on your first playthrough. Honestly, the whole reason for why I killed her is because she was working with Goblins. If she was working alone and asked me to kill the red people, I wouldn't have much of a problem with it.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You genocide tieflings, wipe out druids who just want to protect nature, and generally have to work with deranged militarist maniacs that are goblins just to romance her. It's not worth it. The only ones who likes her are genuine fascists, that's the only mindset compatible with her way of doing things.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wohoho, we got a genuyne drooid love here, boys.
      We don't take kindly to your kind so git if you know what's good for you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know you're shit stirring but questioning why Minthara is considered "best girl" on this board is pointless when it's so obvious most of you are deranged murderous maniacs at heart who want to take a sharp blade to the entire world. She's not considered such by """normalgays""" aka proper human beings because she is so obviously evil, even lifted from the Absolute's command, that no one sane would be attracted to her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont want to have to genocide either the druids nor the tieflings (even though Im not a fan of them) but I will suck it up for the evil playthrough. Minthara is a very appealing companion for her personality alone.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You genocide tieflings

      There's like 30 Thieflings max at the Grove. Stop being a sensationalist homosexual

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is her problem

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you kill a party member after they leave your party? I tried to kill Shadowheart after I wienerblocked her ritual thing, but she ran off screen before I could do anything.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, hit turn-based and go nuts. There's no special comments from any party members though.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lame. The only reason why I wanted to kill her was to see if I could get some special dialog for it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant there wasn't for me when I whacked Lae'zel and Astarion (for trying to kill me in the night and for breaking the staff after I fricked up his ritual, respectively.) Maybe it will work for you, give it a try.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whacked? Take it easy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Context?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got caught eating frog pussy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://streamable.com/sfiq64

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >https://streamable.com/sfiq64

          You one night standed a chick who hasn't been able to touch anyone in decades and you ask "What was her problem?"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally a female incel
            Disgusting behavior on her part

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill refugees.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haha based genocidal wife
      LITERAL FRICKING PROOF that no one loves her for who she is, only that she represents chudlike politics.
      >Haha, I love my racist fascist murderous gf so fricking much!
      You love siding with evil.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        self-hating Amerifart communist working for Jeff Bezos detected.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's extremely loyal, hates the gods and isn't afraid to call out their bullshit, strong and resilient yet still has a vulnerable facet to her deep within that you want to protect. Her jokes are very gap and cute.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          reminds me of

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there a specific name for this type of lingerie?

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So she still doesn't have anything past the grove slaughter after party?

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    most people haven’t gotten far enough into the game to even know who this is

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 INT

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