Why are most shiny pokemon lame as hell?

Why are most shiny pokemon lame as hell?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they just refuse to do cool shinies like switch legendaries colours. I was robbed of my red Kyogre and blue Groudon.
    >inb4 muh its lazy
    FUICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So do you like this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better than their actual shinies

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would go for a darker blue on Palkia to represent Space.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiny Dialga is cool. Shiny Palkia would probably look good if it's face wasn't white.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i love that dialga

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dialga's natural colors proven to be the best when they improve Palkia.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dialga looks like freezer lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off spic

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So CHARIZARD’s can look cooler

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "lmao what if we just inverted the colors/switched its palette with its counterpart" is so fricking boring and the reason why a lot of these new hand-picked shiny palettes suck. So many regional variants' shinies are ruined because GameFreak just gave them the colors of the original form instead of coming up with something new. Shiny Typhlosion becomes a cool reddish-orange, and shiny Hisuian Typhlosion could have become something even cooler to pair nicely with its purple flames, but instead just becomes the same color as regular Johtonian Typhlosion. Why? It feels like a fighting game alt rather than a rare and unique color palette befitting such a rare encounter.

    Reshiram and Zekrom especially have such classy and nice shiny palettes when they illuminate, and it saddens me to think anyone would rather just have them blandly inverted.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are gay and wrong

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The swapped palettes on regionals looks nice in some, cases but Typhlosion definitely got shafted.
      Goodra is definitely the worse though, you go from yellow Goomy to a Hisuian Sligoo/Goodra with nothing changed but a different colour shell.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are straight and right

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fighting game alts are cool.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a shame that gen 5 is the only time these shinies ever looked good, in any 3D game they’re pretty trash

      You gotta admit that

      https://i.imgur.com/iBh9Uym.png

      Why are most shiny pokemon lame as hell?

      looks pretty cool though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like arse and ignores the lore of both and the reason Game Freak even named the rehash as a sequel.
        They are separate, individual beings, with wildly different motivations and desires but autistic children think they know better so swap colours to soothe their autism.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          who cares, its a shiny, they're non-canon easter eggs so it doesn’t matter what colors they are

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >its a shiny, they're non-canon easter eggs

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >anime
              hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >parallel universe from oras

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Red Gyarados is non-canon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh my god you should be ashamed of being such an obnoxious little autist
          >it ignores the LORE
          read

          who cares, its a shiny, they're non-canon easter eggs so it doesn’t matter what colors they are

          he actually has a brain

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are literally two sides of the same coin/dragon. The whole point of the games is that every reshiram needs to have a little zekrom in it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Holy shit, I hate when pokemon fans parrot that braindead take. Tell me how the Vast White pokemon suddenly suppose to be black? The original shinies are true to the pokemon while also being distinct enough to be interesting. Like, Reshiram becoming more angelic with the golden halo is cool.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Holy shit, I hate when pokemon fans parrot that braindead take.
        It's not the only thing they parrot as well.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no gonna bother reading your post because you began with simply rewriting the post you're replying to but in an overly simplified and mocking tone, which is the true sign of a moron with nothing of substance to say.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP is not wrong that most shinys are ass, like the ones that make it a shade darker or all the lime green ones, like why even have shinys in the game if most of them suck?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the 2D era, most shinies sucked because they were determined by an automatic palette shift by a notch. In the 3D era, once they had to start handpicking them with textures, they started sucking in THAT regard because they didn't want the shiny to be "too cool" and devalue the regular Pokemon (unless your name is Charizard, then you get a free pass on having a "cool shiny" to a point where one of your Mega Evolutions apes on that shiny coloration).

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >furfrou
          >mega gengar
          >trevanent
          >aegislash
          >noibat
          >fire and water starters
          >vivillon pre-evolutions
          >hawlucha
          These are off the top of my head. You sure they were avoiding making them cool or did you pull that out of your ass?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Furfrou
            Shillmon for a novelty, then a dexcut victim later down the line.
            >Gengar
            Shillmon.
            >Trevenant
            Trade evolution.
            >Aegislash
            Shillmon.
            >Noibat
            Not fully evolved.
            >Starters
            Shillmons.
            >Scatterbug and Spewpa
            Not fully evolved.
            >Hawlucha
            Has a genuine reason for its shiny, and that's to give it a color scheme befitting of a rudo luchador since its regular color scheme is befitting of a técnico luchador.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shinies are lame
    >ok how would you fix them
    >make them black or white color swaps
    I really dislike underage edgelord without any nuance.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same vibe as "fixing" a weak Pokemon with some shit gimmick that does nothing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I dislike you too.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather take the shitty pink and green shinies over the ones that are barely any different

    I can't see how they're justifiable

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