Why are none of you talking about the Rog Ally killer?

Why are none of you talking about the Rog Ally killer?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trackpads
    >more powerful
    >more battery
    isn't this everything (you) wanted?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but
      >$1200 minimum
      Lol. When will they learn.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >isn't this everything (you) wanted?
      Chinks insist on copying the switch layout. They're moronic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sad but true, idk what they're thinking with this. makes the whole thing unusable and nullifies the benefits of actually having trackpads

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chinkheld companies litterally don't think, they just add higher spec components and new features without changing the overall form factor of the device. Valve spent millions on R&D to design every aspect of the deck to ensure maximum performance and usability. Two key components of the Steam Deck are the novel side-by-side button/stick layout with large trackpads underneath to ensure seamless and comfortable transition between inputs, and the 720p/800p screen which is the perfect compromise for a handheld because less pixels need to be rendered for a sharp image, which means better battery life and improved performance.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and the 720p/800p screen which is the perfect compromise for a handheld because less pixels need to be rendered for a sharp image
            Screen is off-shelf component though
            They just bought some discontinued tablet LCD screens for cheap, main factor was likely just "fitting in" and being cheap to push price as low as possible(to make it mainstream instead of niche)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              1080p screens are unironically cheaper than 720p screens because that resolution became the standard for even budget devices, so almost no one manufactures 720p panels any more.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't copy the Switch layout, it copies the X-Box layout which has the dpad and r-stick inset, it's pretty comfortable. The trackpads that low are pretty unusable, at least for FPS games. They'll be okayish for windows navigation and RTS games. Overall 6/10 use of trackpads.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never use the switch as a handheld for this very reason. Unergonomic trash. The size is already well beyond pocket portable. Is sacrificing screen size or simply making the grips bigger too much to ask?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The size is already well beyond pocket portable.
          Are you fat? I can fit a switch in the front pockets of my jeans. Screen in one pocket, joycons in the other.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, which is probably why it won't fit in my pocket.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cool bait bro. Would be a shame if someone pointed out it was bait.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Astronomical price aside the ergonomics look awful, especially those trackpad placements, it's like they just threw them on there to say they have trackpads. And the other thing the deck got right that none of these other devices do is the pick up and play convenience of a console that windows just doesn't have.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          People don't bring up the steam deck's sleep mode enough. I can put my deck to sleep at like 90% charge and then boot it up two days later and it'll be at like 84%. That's nuts and makes pick-up-and-play so much more feasible.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's like they just threw them on there to say they have trackpads.
          This isn't the "look we have trackpads" handheld, you're thinking of the other AYANEO from two months back with that tiny square trackpad. I'd hate to be the sap that donated to that model. This one's a bit better, but there is always another around the corner, they are getting desperate trying to appeal to someone, probably getting middling 4 digit pre-orders for each model, and it isn't sustainable unless they're constantly announcing more. Valve can just coast on the Steam Deck for years and focus on tweaking the performance through software since they get their money from steam sales.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, but it probably costs 1500$ and runs windows.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      might as well buy a desktop, stream it to a deck and still have money to spare at that point.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can already see someone buying it just for the 'unny on 'un posting.

      Sure, at $400 and with Linux. The latter is never happening until gnutards realize it's not a good idea to let SteamOS be the single handheld Linux solution and start a hardware agnostic distro with all the whistles. And that d-pad looks rough.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not a good idea to let SteamOS be the single handheld Linux solution

        Or maybe handheld makers should provide a steamos-like experience instead of putting a screen on x360 controllers and pretending players will never have to press ctrl-alt-del to quit a soft locked game

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They should, but they won't and we all know it. Not only this would revitalize tons of UMPCs in the wild, gnutards should consider the possibility of things going south with Valve eventually.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I use the Steam Deck shortcuts a ton, particularly the force shutdown, keyboard, and screen shot functions. Do other handhelds really not have an equivalent?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for ten times the price, it is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >windows
      Nope. Into the trash it goes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What we really wanted was something that competes with the base deck. The trend has been that morons initially drove up 512gb model sales, but now the 64gb model is far more popular. When we see the Deck regularly sold for $300 sales you can bet they'll break 4m.

      In order to get my money, an umpc needs 4 of the following:

      >Series S ballpark performance
      >Better battery life than a Steam Deck
      >Trackpads
      >Lighter than a Deck

      I will happily wait with my Deck until Z2 extreme achieves this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Z2
        Unless amd actually plans to develop dedicated handheld chips (like one in deck) this naming is a bit confusing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, their Z lineup is specifically for UMPCs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8.4 inch too big for 1080p won't reach retina level pixels per inch 6-7 inch are good size for 1080p
      >circle trackpads instead of square, rectangle or squircle
      >75 whr sure better than steam kek's 40 WHR almost double the size
      Problem with Aya was always the timing of their launch hardware always 6 months to 1 year away by that new hardware will be better than the cool designed umpc example I wanted aya slide by this time yet no release too late
      I want aya neo slide with PSP design with all the new specs chinks don't want to touch em while I'm at it allow the umpc to be dockable to detachable keyboard so it can act like Microsoft surface laptop

      75wh battery and most likely a 12 core RDNA3 iGPU. You'll get the same battery life at 30w TDP then the Deck gets at 15w. You get the same battery life on it at 20w TDP then the deck gets at 10w. That is pretty great for a handheld, shame it's from China.

      I thought the Air was a clever idea, take the two biggest reasons someone might pass on the Deck, large size and screen quality and release a compact OLED handheld. If there was a mainstream device with those features I would probably own it instead of or at least alongside my Deck.

      You realize Steam Deck is also made in china
      Only issue are quality control and refund issues

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's there to talk about?
    It's like asking why nobody is talking about hp omen 45l the lenovo legion 7 killer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      good question and the answer is, Laptops are reddit core

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a deck killer?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this a deck killer?
      If it costs around the same price of a Deck it probably stands a chance, but face it: there is no company on Earth that can launch on the market a handheld like the Deck at the price of a Deck with the availability of the deck. Well, actually Microsoft has the resources to shit out a windows handheld and sell it at a slight loss to push their store or whatever, but that would need Microsoft to pull its head out of its ass, and we all know that's just not gonna happen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deck's availability really isn't all that much better than chinkshit given their limited country coverage and resistance to purchases made on VPN. And Microsoft would only ever join this fray to extinguish the market, you don't want that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Microsoft already gets flak for imposing on devs to code a Series S version of their games, the idea of forcing them to code a third version for an xbox handheld is simply untenable. No, you can't just put a series S internals into a handheld form factor, that thing has a power draw of like 75 watts during gaming, no reasonably sized handheld's battery is gonna support more than 20 minutes of gaming. Microsoft's solution to handheld gaming is streaming to cellphones with gamepass ultimate, which is objectively worse than gaming natively, but it's something.

        Sony is actually in the best position to make a standalone handheld, but they're clearly not interested if that Project Q announcement is any indication. Maybe Sony's next gen will be a hybrid styled console.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Microsoft should leverage their game pass cloud streaming to make a cheap console that streams.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that wouldn't be the dumbest idea in the world actually, which is why they won't do it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The logitec g cloud is actually just that, and it's a pretty good streaming console that gets like 9 hours of battery life.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It starts at $900 and its just a generic chinkshit console.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But what makes the ROG unique?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly nothing but good luck convincing someone to buy this over a gaming laptop at that price. Hate how umpc prices are rising.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The rebranded APU and the Armory crate software, that is it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >rebranded APU
          Pfffft
          >Armory crate software
          PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's made by asus which means you're being scammed as soon as the money leaves your wallet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Works on my machine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rog Ally is sold in my local store, I can return it if I don't like it. I can demand refund if it breaks, I get access to RMA and frequent updates.
        Something AliExpress product will be able of doing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$900
      Might as well get a gaming laptop at that point. Hard pass for me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the ally is like 800€ though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay so I'm still buying a gaming laptop over the ally?? What was the point you were trying to make?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but how does this chinkpad compare to the ally when they both have windows and cost basically the same in europe

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't give a frick about europe.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you seem stressed anon, relax. and i also dont care about laptops my point was to compare these two chinkpads

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ask someone else then, that wasn't the point I was getting at whatsoever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Might as well get a gaming laptop at that point.
        Unless you can pick up your laptop and use it as a handheld they don't really compete. Most people who play big handhelds do it because they enjoy gaming on a device where the screen is in your hands not because they take it out of the house.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too expensive for what it does. Wake me up when it's $399

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least it has trackpads but I am still not dealing with Chink support or paying 1000+$.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a PC and don't need a handheld. Manufacture competitive GPUs instead or sth.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can i ‘ick on ‘eck on it?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope playstation comes up with a portable soon and then we just crack thats firmware and get a legit good handheld instead of this Linux bullshit

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Possibly
    >Perhaps
    They don't even have faith in their product kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since the deck released AYANEO became irrelevant.
      Ally only killed it further.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        75wh battery and most likely a 12 core RDNA3 iGPU. You'll get the same battery life at 30w TDP then the Deck gets at 15w. You get the same battery life on it at 20w TDP then the deck gets at 10w. That is pretty great for a handheld, shame it's from China.

        I thought the Air was a clever idea, take the two biggest reasons someone might pass on the Deck, large size and screen quality and release a compact OLED handheld. If there was a mainstream device with those features I would probably own it instead of or at least alongside my Deck.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ayaneo
    Chink shit company that lied about handheld release just to kill sales of competitor
    Almost year later announced downgraded soc and higher price
    Also no support for released handhelds
    Just don't bother and buy Steam Deck

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cote i3

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear they make a new one of these every week. Why buy a system that has 0 support and no longevity right out of the box?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad handheld PCs are finally getting the Handheld Android treatment so that there's a flood of different products with dumb names that are all better and shittier than each other in ways that trigger autism.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rog is special because I know full well that it will break
      amazing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        Rog ally is sold in my local store, I can return it if I don't like it. I can demand refund if it breaks, I get access to RMA and frequent updates.
        Something AliExpress product will be able of doing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've regressed from proper consol wars to roving consol warlords

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >small dose of tism
    >won't buy products with names I think are moronic
    Thank goodness for that. Allly, weebheld, I am immune to them all.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one asked

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Ally has invalidated all of these chink handhelds in terms of price, performance and support. As trash as Asus has been lately, their support is much better than Aya,Onex and GPD. If you aren't into windows handhelds, the Deck is the other best option. I say this as someone with a Deck, an Ally and an Aya Neo Next.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you waste so much money?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > As trash as Asus has been lately, their support is much better than Aya,Onex and GPD.
      I can’t stand Asus but this is true

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ally killer
    Ally killed itself by being an asus product

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most powerful Windows handheld ever
    Irrelevant since even it won't be able run the latest AAA games

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like the trackpads, but what the hell is that configuration my dude!?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the price OP?
    The whole point of me going with the Chinese knockoffs is because of potential better hardware and cheaper cost.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're never cheaper. The Deck and Ally have killed x86 chink handhelds. They'll all need to go back to making Android emulation handhelds. The competition there is even more brutal.

      >ayaneo
      Chink shit company that lied about handheld release just to kill sales of competitor
      Almost year later announced downgraded soc and higher price
      Also no support for released handhelds
      Just don't bother and buy Steam Deck

      I was kinda looking forward to that one, too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean if it's cheaper it will break in like 2 months right? though i think it's 900 dollars for the cheapest one

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nice shiny metal on top
    good
    >stolen start and select off of steam deck
    good
    >touchpads
    good
    >rgb sticks
    trash
    >random ass new dpad instead of something they've known people like
    trash
    >probably 10x more than a Deck
    >0 support because it's chink shit and there's a new one every year
    >wangblows
    horrible

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the rog ally never lived, it was doa

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    #coon

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder if the launch for these devices are a disastrous as the ally's was

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they know the market unlike Asus who just joined, they won't do something as stupid as presenting themselves as the Deck killer based entirely on shipping with Windows and having a connector to an external fricking GPU.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing beats the Deck

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is going on with these things? There has to be some active shill war or something happening.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the entire market is being gobbled up by valve and whatever bread crumbs remain will be the prize of whoever invests in shills the most

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is funny considering Valve did very little marketing unlike these guys.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          dont need to do much marketing when the product is good

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1 year later
          >20 times the size
          people trust valve more too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why would they bother with marketing WHEN YOU CANT BUY THEIR PRODUCT IN ANY STORE, im blown away when steamies say "this will expand the user base" when all they are doing is selling the steam deck TO the steam userbase
          It just confirms to me that the steam deck is just a fun hardware project for them that wont get a refresh like the index.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Where should I buy a steam deck?"
            >"Just buy it from Valve"
            Problem solved. Only turd worlders can't get a deck in their country.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >WHEN YOU CANT BUY THEIR PRODUCT IN ANY STORE
            Selling things on the internet? That'll never catch on. Valve are doomed.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, I'm waiting for something with a bit better specs and better battery in gdpwin4 form factor. Just so I can play mmos in bed and tell morons to ccpls

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Linux sucks

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALLY BROS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Windows is breaking Zog Allys
      lmao no refunds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"i want a windows handheld"
      >they get what they deserve
      don't see an issue here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PSA: Windows Update breaking
      SAME AS IT EVER WAS
      SAME AS IT EVER WAS
      SAME AS IT EVER WAS
      SAME AS IT EVER WAS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that an official account?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ally bros we need to to explain this asap

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the solution is to turn the fan at max at all times
        surely nothing can go wrong this time? Funny how none of the shill reviewers had this issue even though they said they had plenty of playtime...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im guessing they mostly played on the internal drive

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >windows
    DOA

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    back at it again with another awful dpad

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a deck off eBay, came with a bunch of shit for the price of a new one. How fricked am I?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Check battery life on desktop, check buttons, check for 'ick imprints on the screen.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we don't talk about the Rog Ally

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Allysisters are struggling against a winblows update
    >meanwhile deckchads....

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    deck bros are just scratching the surface on what's possible.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like there's one of these chink things coming out every other week. I'll give this one props for having trackpads, though it looks like they might be too low on the device to allow comfortable shoulder button and trigger usage while having your thumb in comfortable reach of the trackpad as well. It's probably going to be expensive as frick as well.

      I'll wait until there's a new Deck out or something, at least I'll know that thing has some proper thought put into its design and that it gets actual software support.

      >It feels like there's one of these chink things coming out every other week.
      Ayaneo has announced like 13 different handhelds slated for 2023. They survive purely on fomo and indigogo donos,

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what does that even do

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's another one of these now?

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like there's one of these chink things coming out every other week. I'll give this one props for having trackpads, though it looks like they might be too low on the device to allow comfortable shoulder button and trigger usage while having your thumb in comfortable reach of the trackpad as well. It's probably going to be expensive as frick as well.

    I'll wait until there's a new Deck out or something, at least I'll know that thing has some proper thought put into its design and that it gets actual software support.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of a name is that?
    >Can't wait to play with my Kun
    >I've got greasy smears on my Kun
    >My Kun has a matte finish
    >I'm going to fill up my Kun
    >I'm running out of space in my Kun
    >Hope I don't get a virus on my Kun
    >I take my Kun out in public all the time
    >When I play with my Kun too hard it starts to smell
    >I told my nephew not to touch my Kun without permission

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're going to release the mini later on, the kun mini, or kunni for short.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is nintendo so powerful bros? every big gaming company now scrambling to copy their model

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Nintendo is scrambling to copy the Deck kek.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ayaneo is chink shit and didn't the ROG Ally flop? Seems like it killed itself lmao

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