why are people here obsessed with metacritic numbers and sales?

why are people here obsessed with metacritic numbers and sales?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sales and good scores don't matter because they're all driven by normies and corrupt journos, unless it's a game I like in which case they show how much of a masterpiece it is and you're just wrong and your taste is shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why people do that instead of just liking whatever they like without giving a frick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a trap that normie "gamers" fall into because they want to feel more knowledgeable about games so they copy journo opinions to regurgitate for their normie friends

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    coach mcgurk caused my sexual awakening

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but Brendan's mom.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        home movies was too good for its time

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    marketing teams trying to force you to like their products
    it's also why there's about 15 threads of the same type up right now
    and wait until you connect the fact the mods don't delete them
    would mods allow others to break the rules for money?
    more news at 10!

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending of this series was always so upsetting and cynical.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It fits perfectly with the tone throughout the series, and especially toward the end as it marked the end of their childhoods and the beginning of adolescence, the realization that their home movies were cringe and pointless is something that the overwhelming majority of kids who made home recordings went through.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the frick else do they got to do, play video games?
    LOL

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they determine if a game is successful and successful game is more likely to have followup?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're stupid.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they can be faked to push whatever game the person in context is shilling for

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    people LOVE to attach numbers to their own egos too
    >Im a part of a winning team!!
    >look at me shill and rub the numbers in others faces!
    >the number is a representation of my dick size now!
    >(actual dick is 1.5 inches)
    it's something like that too

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They feel the need of a number to validate their shitty opinions

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to have my preferences validated. I need to feel accepted. I need people to acknowledge that I exist.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Brendon. Brendon, come here for a second. Have you ever heard of a femboy before?
    >No.
    >Well lemme tell you. They're overrated. Don't fall for the hype.
    >Why?
    >Well, just imagine you have a beautiful woman, right? Small, short. Long hair. Brunette. Flat as a board.
    >Yes.
    >Now imagine if you put a penis on that very woman.
    >Where?
    >What do you mean "where"?
    >Like, on her arm or-
    >No, where her vegana would be.
    >Disembodied?
    >No, like you replaced-okay. Imagine if a man looked exactly how I described.
    >Yes.
    >Sound appealing?
    >Not exactly.
    >Alright, good. Keep it that way.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i could imagine this playing out. pretty well done man

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always read these in their voices.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand it either. They do it for games they say are great and games they say they hate. When in reality none of it matters it's not like you'll see a dime from any of those sales or lack thereof.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not like you'll see a dime from any of those sales
      nothing stopping marketing teams from advertising here
      ya get me?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody actually cares. it's just bait for fanboy flame wars

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they don't care, it's just people using Ganker as their shitposting toilet, when they want to discuss the game for real they use reddit instead

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually typing out plebbit
      I'd ban you if I could you dumb fricking Black person

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? You sound like you're trying way too hard to fit in.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          every time I encounter that sitewhile searching for things online I want to murder someone
          I yell "fricking god damned israelite! you stupid fricking Black person!"
          over and over
          frick you for even typing that homosexual of a word you homierdly israelite!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reddit

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              unironically have a nice day homosexual
              I hope you get back all the pain you give in life
              burn in Hell forever you worthless piece of shit!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                reddit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is the worst case of "newbie trying to fit in" that ive seen in a while.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >projection for the sake of ego stroking
              been here for over 10 years

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah as i was saying, newbie trying too hard to fit in.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >greater than ten years is new
                >implying
                >deferring to what that moronic chart says
                wrong dumbass

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lurk at least 15 years before posting.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lurk until youre dead moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No need to be upset.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm so angry at so many things
                I mean you're right there
                but frick you too man
                no need to make life worse than it already is for most of us
                I fricking hate the present and what the future probably will be

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >waaahh you hurt my internet feelings
                too bad

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sir this is an image board for video games. Please have your melty outside.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn you got baited easily for a supposed oldgay

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ->646554941
    dumb fricking moronic piece of fricking shit

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRENDAN

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scores

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only score I care about is the one that puts out pics and videos of girls with huge breasts.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a good show

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    confirmation bias. They only use something that confirms their own opinions when they wouldn't otherwise use it in the first place.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would a conversation about Coach McGuirk warning Brendan about troons go?

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