Why are stoners some of the most sweatiest, saltiest players you can meet online?

Why are stoners some of the most sweatiest, saltiest players you can meet online?
I thought doping was supposed to make them chill?

>somebody calls out a stoner for not playing the objective
>said stoner spends the rest of the match TKing and flashbanging said player
>in the next match, the stoner is the top player

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up homosexual. I'm still high from last night and I'll kill you.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because stoners are addicts and all addicts act like that online

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get butthurt over yhe stoner not being a sweatgay and "duur ple deh ubjectiv!"
    >dude griefs you for the lulz in response
    >seethe even more for not "playing properly"
    >somehow this makes him the sweatlord and not you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing the objective is not sweating. Why are stoners so moronic?
      The doper was running around getting killed for fun. Go play Fortnite if that's what you want to do or, better yet, a single-player game where you won't bother other people.
      Again, why are stoners so selfish?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HITLER DOOD: WAT NOU?
    Dutch isn't a real language.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Afrikaans, basically a bastardized Dutch. Also go frick yourself kankerhoer.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        and Dutch is a bastardized German
        what's your point?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick is an European language with German roots spoken in Africa?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          By establishing a colony, how else?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Het word op dezelfde manier geschreven in't nederlands boere broeder

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Dutch isn't a real language"
      He said in English.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are typing in English

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old Dutch and Old English were mutually intelligible to the point of nearly being the same language. English got fricked over and warped into a mongrel language by getting invaded by the Norse and Danes and then the Norman-French.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls 3 invasions were an absolute salt mine, I miss them so much.
    People acted as if you die in real life when you die in the game, just the most pathetic and desperate behavior you can imagine. If you had comments open on your profile they would also leave you the saltiest hate comments you can imagine, whining about muh honor, comparing invaders to rapists, all with hilarious misspellings. It was just the best.
    Too bad Elden Ring fragmented the playerbase and crippled the online so bad it's nowhere near what Dark Souls 3 was.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the point down emote probably caused at least a few suicides

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's some rookie disrespect there. Now, throwing dung pies, that's peak disrespect.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually a misconception that stoners are chill, they're actually very easily agitated and impatiant, especially when they're not high

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit ouens Hitler is dood, als is nou gefok.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got high for the first time recently, in my 30s
    I ended up spending hours making my own cheat sheets for the jigsaw puzzle minigame in Banjo Kazooie so I could unlock the washing machine. I dunno maybe it had worn off by then, previously I was watching RLM and constantly losing track of time.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    calls out a stoner for not playing the objective
    >>said stoner spends the rest of the match TKing and flashbanging said player
    >>in the next match, the stoner is the top player
    You got outplayed by DUDE WEED LMAO homosexual? And you came here for validation?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't sweat.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Settle down there Prince Andrew. You still lost to a dude weed.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You were definitely sweating when you got trashed by some dude weed gay

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    druggies don't do drugs because they want to be mentally moronic
    they just are mentally moronic and think doing substances will give them a advantage if not for that it's DUUUUDE IT'S JUST FEELS GOOD MAN
    moronation

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dood.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goedenavond.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HITLER GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's you isn't it? You just got your shit handed to you by this stoner and angrily rushed to Ganker to post this thread.

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