why are there literally no good dinosaur games?
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why are there literally no good dinosaur games?
why are there literally no good dinosaur games?
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ARk survival evolved exists, moron
>good dinosaur games
do you know to read mongoloid
>Good
Learn to read
I'll never forget the time I triggered an Ark dev enough that he sent me DMs on steam because I didn't like the BLM event.
Please tell me you screencapped those....
Yeah, the screencaps of the thing that DEFINITELY happened when he owned the devs of a popular game
And then all the dinosaurs clapped
im permanently banned from the ark forums for making fun of the troony Black person community posts they make and i have over 5k hours in the game, i stopped playing though
Based king
Cringe troon
Their coders must be pajeets in spirit. Redeemed enough karma to be reborn in america.
Aren't ARK's devs chinese?
the publishers are, the actual devs are not
I've wondered more than once in recent years how much it might conceivably cost to buy out the Carnivores IP
Why would you even buy it out? It has no marketing power, it's a super generic name and no one cares if you also make a dinosaur hunting game. What possibly could you infringe that is unique to carnivores?
Literally autism. No particular business intent, just for the sake of it
Because if there were then some autistic billionaire would play it, sperg out and create a real Jurassic Park.
dinosaurs aren't even real chud
moron, even the Catholic Church...eventually admitted the existence of Dinosaurs. Weird shit like not understanding "Days" in God's time could mean eons has always baffled me. Especially when the Bible admits that Adam and Eve lived for hundreds and hundreds of years.
Anon, America and most of europe outside france spain and italy aren't catholic, they're heretics who follow snakeoil salesmen and mail their bank accounts to people on tv who claim jesus called them and said he needed cab fare or everyone would go to hell
it's a rare happening but for once this isn't the popes fault
>moron, even the Catholic Church...eventually admitted the existence of Dinosaurs
>And he thinks this is what's going to make others believe him.
the isle is ALMOST back to exactly where it was about 6 years ago and ALMOST playable without crashes!
what happened 6 years ago? did they just restart? surely they had a good reason
coding was beyond fricked, they decided to rebuild from the ground up so that they wouldn't encounter tons of problems later
no problem then right?
Will dilo,herra and dibble come in at least 6 months from now on?
Being a quick Herbivore is fun. The chase and avoiding predators is the most fun part of this game. I really don't get people who play preds and just kill each other over and over again. It's why I don't really get Path of Titans. It's way too combat oriented.
The Isles focus on different dinosaurs having different ecological niches is what makes it much more interesting. Though I wish getting nutrients as a Herbivore wasn't such a massive pain in the ass as it can be at times based on your diet.
while we're here, how is the present EVRIMA lineup? Cerato's angry ass makes me want to knuckle down and play some in particular.
>I really don't get people who play preds and just kill each other over and over again
I don't get why predators are so fricking ready to murder each other over the carebearing swarmy herbi herds, or why Dondi & co are so obsessed with making sure there isn't enough AI for an actual ecosystem & sustainment because 'muh you should be eating players' at the same time as, last I checked, herbis still aren't quite forced to migrate around as much or regularly as they should if they're supposed to be the staple
like jesus the fricking suicidal crab bucketing of carnivores is one obnoxious consistency in this genre and I hate it, because I want the megaherders to FEAR rather than just circle the wagons perpetually and unbreakably after hitting a critical mass, because not enough meat eaters want to win. fricks with the whole 'ecological niche' thing they're going for too, since that gets messed up when territorial disputes do not exist and everything is unnatural battles to the death.
path of titans
Jurassic Park Operation Genesis, Primal Rage, and Done Crisis. They're not great, but they're good.
>Done Crisis
To be fair, Dino Crisis is done
Switch remake
There are but they are all pre6th gen so you will never play them
anything that isnt humanoid, or canid/felid doesnt have mounds of animation data ready to use by lazy devs
How will Trexsissy ever recover?
>Show has to straight up lie to the audience and magic the rex back to life because Spinochad dunked on her so hard
>Dino D-Day
>It's almost decade ago
>2011 was 34 years ago
why is his skin so porous?
looks more like leather than skin
My dude, A bunch of people and I have matches with near full server on Saturday nights, 10pm EST.
If you're interested. Server is called Dinotown.
And I've been working on making new maps, even already ported Dust2 to it
noted, thanks anon!
Good to have a new recruit.
Personally there are few things I find as uninteresting as dinosaurs. At the very least, they are no more interesting than any other long extinct large creature. They are the real world equivalent of dragons, which is to say, incredibly boring and standard creatures. Anecdotally, I've never met someone who became a fan of dinosaur fiction later in life, so I chock interest of it up to pure nostalgia.
Except in intentional camp using dinosaurs is just moronic, then again i remember how much this board b***hed when there were no dinosaurs in primal which reinforces my argument
God you must have your room sealed airtight so you can huff your own farts as efficiently as possible
Foolproof tell for a joyless c**t. They b***h and moan about dinosaurs
>why are there literally no good dinosaur games?
Saurian for peak raptor gameplay. Beast of Bermuda for sea "dinosaur".
I mean, I enjoy JWE2.
I had one for ps1 that was fun, really great graphics, level design, music, enemies, look and atmosphere, variety in visuals and gameplay, but it was so fricking hard. Not that that's a bad thing but you got to play as trex if you were good enough to get that far and I sadly never was. There was also a good one on the Genesis
JP Lost World?
Yes this is precisely it. I might just go download an emulator and play this now
It's a really good game
Make sure to play on an emulator with savestates, because you normally can't save the game (it uses passwords, and you get one for finishing the campaign)
The PS1 Jurassic Park game?
mmm dino cloaca
>Goner devs have ghosted their kickstarter supporters
>Instinction is a graphical tech demo
I tell ya, it's a grim future we're looking at
Dino games are going extinct
>those homosexual feathers
is fricking anything free of globohomosexual anymore
Feathers look cool, kys
YWNBAW
Non avian Theropods dinosaurs had feathers m8 btw birds are theropods as well.
This is the most common Dinosaur of all time.
>Birds are...
>...le dinosaurs!
No. Just no.
They literally are a type of theropod dinosaur moron. It’s like saying that bats aren’t mammals.
He's not saying it's untrue he's saying it's the gaygiest shit when you lisping fruits come prancing in giggling about how you're gonna point out "hurr hurr hurr ackchually birds"
We KNOW. I just don't fricking care when the subject is fricking video games
You’re a moron so I doubt you know anything
And you're fricking gay. Away
fake dino fan
I think the real bummer is that they were probably all a kind of shitty shades of brown.
>they were probably all a kind of shitty shades of brown.
what makes you say that? if they were anything like birds' feathers they were probably pretty brilliant
but hundreds of millions of years less of evolutionary tech
dinosaurs were also the product of hundreds of millions of years of evolution
but every year of evolution a dino had, also counts towards what the birds had
that's not how it works
The frick are you on about?
imagine if one looked like this
hey dinos are cool
what about games where you play as dinosaurs?
Multiplayer survival pigeonhole
What we need is someone brave enough to attempt a proper story mode with dinosaur character(s)
That JP game does something along those lines. It's not amazing, but it'd stand out just by comparing it to the standard Isle types
You’ll play The Isle and you’ll like it
Convince me to, unless it is a boring open walking sim or heavily scripted style over substance fps theme park ride. Oh, I'm also not interested gay cinematic ots shooters, either
>he doesn't know
>open world survival
I don't care if you get to play dinosaur, open world is impossible to not be an eye watering bore
That's what the implications were for
You indicated that you didn't already know what the Isle played like, and I responded incredulously because it's been the real central dino thing of the last so many years besides maybe JWE
Ah I understand now, please excuse my brief lapse into moronation
Play Beasts of Bermuda or Path of Titans
>mfw they removed the lips from the Prehistoric Kingdom T. rex
such a perfect design....ruined forever...
Probably because dinosaurs are too close to pets and modern fricks flip shit anytime an animal is hurt but give zero fricks watching people die
Dave and busters Jurassic Park 3 shooter
AHEM
Oh hey you beat me to it
Licensed shovelware had no right to be this fricking good
>river chase with the frickoff huge rex bastards
kino
I replayed this game so many times back in the day. It’s been a while since my last replay but man it still has a special place in my heart.
Does anyone know a good way to play this again? My PS2 is in a different country and you fricks made me want to play it again
Dinosaurs have scales not feathers, there's no evidence of feathers and it's only pushed hard by anti-science redditors who hate cool shit
Warhammer 2
Turok b***h
The avg v poster is too young for Turok. Expected it to be first post but most the posts itt are low effort trash.
I know bro. Zoomers have no taste
>The avg v poster is too young for Turok.
The average Ganker poster is to young for the 2008 reboot
Yeah but they could pick up the nightdive remastered version on steam for what 5 bucks rn?
Christ, it took people this long to post about Turok? What a shame. Prolly one of the most fun game series ever, as long as you pretend everything past 3 never existed. Honestly, why haven't indie devs made successors to Turok yet? Is the Quake style of things just too popular right now?
Turok is only dinosaurs like 10% of the time, the rest is fighting dudes or weird mutant alien things.
>as long as you pretend everything past 3 never existed.
Everyone likes to shit on Evolution, but I thought it was pretty good.
It was better than Shadow of Oblivion at least, imo.
Oakwood
>Raptors and rex working together
Based
First time through at the end my brain did a backflip and concluded it was actually the dinosaurs who had been talking to the player on the radio
I actually haven't played it yet, been watching playthroughs. I give the game 8/10 from concept alone. We need more dinosaur horror games like this. Just wish this game wasn't too scripted. But overall really like what I saw.
Jurassic Park has been the worst thing to happen to dinosaurs...
Because no ported or remembers SAVAFGE QUEST
nice, that one definitely is new to me
is there more to that IP or is it just a single arcade game?
Just the arcade game I believe.
wow she's cute
Grandpappi of like half of the current dinosaur games
Dino crisis exist
Ark is a fantastic game held back by incompetent devs.
Just don't touch official servers and you'll have a blast.
It sucks that they've basically abandoned it to work on Ark 2. Here's hoping they actually fix the code and don't just make a shittier game with better graphics.
>Abandoned it to work on Ark 2
Lmao you haven't been keeping up with the news because they're releasing a remake of 1 in unreal5 that was supposed to come out in August but now October and they're reasoning for this was Unreal 5 is hard.
Long story short Ark 2 is a 2027 release at the earliest.
>Lmao you haven't been keeping up with the news because they're releasing a remake of 1 in unreal5
Shit, I guess I am behind. I hadn't heard that at all. So are they going to fix the game or just redo the graphics for UR5?
In theory both
I'm mostly hoping for code fixes but I guess we'll see what happens.
My man!
primal rage remake WHEN
>ARK is dino-Rust and a horrible shitty grindfest where the biggest and most terminally logged in mass of morons wins and bullyboys everyone out of existence
>beasts of bermuda is a furry infested groom hell above its peers
>path of titans gets a lot of mod content, but also it gets a lot of mod content- quality varying- with so-so mechanics and MMO lite fetch questing
>The Isle classic is a zombie
>but at least the Isle EVRIMA is finally picking up serious steam to where the game might unfrick and stay unfricked, if you dig the hours-long grow permadeath experience, maybe I should play some
and yet,
>emberfall, which might've delivered on The Isle's mixed humanimal survival-horror premise ahead of it albeit as dragon low fantasy, remains FRICKING DEAD
why lord did they have to fly too close to the sun and die to lead dev meltdown
Stop lying, OP.
the first file i uploaded to the internet was a Dino Park Tycoon savegame with exploited extra starting money
does anyone have AOL and can check if it still exists?
>uneducated fricking swine in my dino threads parroting the feather meme
study some actual paleontology you FRICKS
Nanosaur?
There's only one good dinosaur game and it's pic related.
hello, i am here for dinosaur sex
That's gonna be really awkward due to the way they're are anatomically structured.