why are there literally no good dinosaur games?

why are there literally no good dinosaur games?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARk survival evolved exists, moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good dinosaur games
      do you know to read mongoloid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Good
      Learn to read

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never forget the time I triggered an Ark dev enough that he sent me DMs on steam because I didn't like the BLM event.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell me you screencapped those....

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the screencaps of the thing that DEFINITELY happened when he owned the devs of a popular game
          And then all the dinosaurs clapped

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        im permanently banned from the ark forums for making fun of the troony Black person community posts they make and i have over 5k hours in the game, i stopped playing though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based king

          Yeah, the screencaps of the thing that DEFINITELY happened when he owned the devs of a popular game
          And then all the dinosaurs clapped

          Cringe troon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their coders must be pajeets in spirit. Redeemed enough karma to be reborn in america.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't ARK's devs chinese?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the publishers are, the actual devs are not

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've wondered more than once in recent years how much it might conceivably cost to buy out the Carnivores IP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you even buy it out? It has no marketing power, it's a super generic name and no one cares if you also make a dinosaur hunting game. What possibly could you infringe that is unique to carnivores?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally autism. No particular business intent, just for the sake of it

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because if there were then some autistic billionaire would play it, sperg out and create a real Jurassic Park.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dinosaurs aren't even real chud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron, even the Catholic Church...eventually admitted the existence of Dinosaurs. Weird shit like not understanding "Days" in God's time could mean eons has always baffled me. Especially when the Bible admits that Adam and Eve lived for hundreds and hundreds of years.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, America and most of europe outside france spain and italy aren't catholic, they're heretics who follow snakeoil salesmen and mail their bank accounts to people on tv who claim jesus called them and said he needed cab fare or everyone would go to hell
        it's a rare happening but for once this isn't the popes fault

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moron, even the Catholic Church...eventually admitted the existence of Dinosaurs
        >And he thinks this is what's going to make others believe him.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the isle is ALMOST back to exactly where it was about 6 years ago and ALMOST playable without crashes!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened 6 years ago? did they just restart? surely they had a good reason

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        coding was beyond fricked, they decided to rebuild from the ground up so that they wouldn't encounter tons of problems later

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no problem then right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will dilo,herra and dibble come in at least 6 months from now on?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a quick Herbivore is fun. The chase and avoiding predators is the most fun part of this game. I really don't get people who play preds and just kill each other over and over again. It's why I don't really get Path of Titans. It's way too combat oriented.

      The Isles focus on different dinosaurs having different ecological niches is what makes it much more interesting. Though I wish getting nutrients as a Herbivore wasn't such a massive pain in the ass as it can be at times based on your diet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a quick Herbivore is fun. The chase and avoiding predators is the most fun part of this game. I really don't get people who play preds and just kill each other over and over again. It's why I don't really get Path of Titans. It's way too combat oriented.

      The Isles focus on different dinosaurs having different ecological niches is what makes it much more interesting. Though I wish getting nutrients as a Herbivore wasn't such a massive pain in the ass as it can be at times based on your diet.

      while we're here, how is the present EVRIMA lineup? Cerato's angry ass makes me want to knuckle down and play some in particular.

      >I really don't get people who play preds and just kill each other over and over again
      I don't get why predators are so fricking ready to murder each other over the carebearing swarmy herbi herds, or why Dondi & co are so obsessed with making sure there isn't enough AI for an actual ecosystem & sustainment because 'muh you should be eating players' at the same time as, last I checked, herbis still aren't quite forced to migrate around as much or regularly as they should if they're supposed to be the staple

      like jesus the fricking suicidal crab bucketing of carnivores is one obnoxious consistency in this genre and I hate it, because I want the megaherders to FEAR rather than just circle the wagons perpetually and unbreakably after hitting a critical mass, because not enough meat eaters want to win. fricks with the whole 'ecological niche' thing they're going for too, since that gets messed up when territorial disputes do not exist and everything is unnatural battles to the death.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    path of titans

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Park Operation Genesis, Primal Rage, and Done Crisis. They're not great, but they're good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Done Crisis

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Dino Crisis is done

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Done Crisis

          Switch remake

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are but they are all pre6th gen so you will never play them

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anything that isnt humanoid, or canid/felid doesnt have mounds of animation data ready to use by lazy devs

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How will Trexsissy ever recover?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Show has to straight up lie to the audience and magic the rex back to life because Spinochad dunked on her so hard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dino D-Day
    >It's almost decade ago

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2011 was 34 years ago

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is his skin so porous?
      looks more like leather than skin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dude, A bunch of people and I have matches with near full server on Saturday nights, 10pm EST.

      If you're interested. Server is called Dinotown.

      And I've been working on making new maps, even already ported Dust2 to it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        noted, thanks anon!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good to have a new recruit.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally there are few things I find as uninteresting as dinosaurs. At the very least, they are no more interesting than any other long extinct large creature. They are the real world equivalent of dragons, which is to say, incredibly boring and standard creatures. Anecdotally, I've never met someone who became a fan of dinosaur fiction later in life, so I chock interest of it up to pure nostalgia.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except in intentional camp using dinosaurs is just moronic, then again i remember how much this board b***hed when there were no dinosaurs in primal which reinforces my argument

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except in intentional camp using dinosaurs is just moronic, then again i remember how much this board b***hed when there were no dinosaurs in primal which reinforces my argument

      God you must have your room sealed airtight so you can huff your own farts as efficiently as possible
      Foolproof tell for a joyless c**t. They b***h and moan about dinosaurs

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why are there literally no good dinosaur games?
    Saurian for peak raptor gameplay. Beast of Bermuda for sea "dinosaur".

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, I enjoy JWE2.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had one for ps1 that was fun, really great graphics, level design, music, enemies, look and atmosphere, variety in visuals and gameplay, but it was so fricking hard. Not that that's a bad thing but you got to play as trex if you were good enough to get that far and I sadly never was. There was also a good one on the Genesis

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      JP Lost World?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The PS1 Jurassic Park game?

        Yes this is precisely it. I might just go download an emulator and play this now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a really good game
          Make sure to play on an emulator with savestates, because you normally can't save the game (it uses passwords, and you get one for finishing the campaign)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The PS1 Jurassic Park game?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmm dino cloaca

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goner devs have ghosted their kickstarter supporters
    >Instinction is a graphical tech demo
    I tell ya, it's a grim future we're looking at

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dino games are going extinct

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those homosexual feathers
    is fricking anything free of globohomosexual anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feathers look cool, kys

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBAW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non avian Theropods dinosaurs had feathers m8 btw birds are theropods as well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most common Dinosaur of all time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Birds are...
        >...le dinosaurs!
        No. Just no.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They literally are a type of theropod dinosaur moron. It’s like saying that bats aren’t mammals.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's not saying it's untrue he's saying it's the gaygiest shit when you lisping fruits come prancing in giggling about how you're gonna point out "hurr hurr hurr ackchually birds"
            We KNOW. I just don't fricking care when the subject is fricking video games

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re a moron so I doubt you know anything

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you're fricking gay. Away

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake dino fan

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the real bummer is that they were probably all a kind of shitty shades of brown.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they were probably all a kind of shitty shades of brown.
          what makes you say that? if they were anything like birds' feathers they were probably pretty brilliant

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            but hundreds of millions of years less of evolutionary tech

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              dinosaurs were also the product of hundreds of millions of years of evolution

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                but every year of evolution a dino had, also counts towards what the birds had

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's not how it works

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The frick are you on about?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine if one looked like this

            hey dinos are cool

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about games where you play as dinosaurs?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Multiplayer survival pigeonhole
      What we need is someone brave enough to attempt a proper story mode with dinosaur character(s)
      That JP game does something along those lines. It's not amazing, but it'd stand out just by comparing it to the standard Isle types

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’ll play The Isle and you’ll like it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Convince me to, unless it is a boring open walking sim or heavily scripted style over substance fps theme park ride. Oh, I'm also not interested gay cinematic ots shooters, either

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >open world survival
          I don't care if you get to play dinosaur, open world is impossible to not be an eye watering bore

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's what the implications were for
            You indicated that you didn't already know what the Isle played like, and I responded incredulously because it's been the real central dino thing of the last so many years besides maybe JWE

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah I understand now, please excuse my brief lapse into moronation

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play Beasts of Bermuda or Path of Titans

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw they removed the lips from the Prehistoric Kingdom T. rex
    such a perfect design....ruined forever...

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because dinosaurs are too close to pets and modern fricks flip shit anytime an animal is hurt but give zero fricks watching people die

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dave and busters Jurassic Park 3 shooter

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHEM

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh hey you beat me to it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Licensed shovelware had no right to be this fricking good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >river chase with the frickoff huge rex bastards
      kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I replayed this game so many times back in the day. It’s been a while since my last replay but man it still has a special place in my heart.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone know a good way to play this again? My PS2 is in a different country and you fricks made me want to play it again

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs have scales not feathers, there's no evidence of feathers and it's only pushed hard by anti-science redditors who hate cool shit

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warhammer 2

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turok b***h

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The avg v poster is too young for Turok. Expected it to be first post but most the posts itt are low effort trash.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know bro. Zoomers have no taste

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The avg v poster is too young for Turok.
        The average Ganker poster is to young for the 2008 reboot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know bro. Zoomers have no taste

        >The avg v poster is too young for Turok.
        The average Ganker poster is to young for the 2008 reboot

        Yeah but they could pick up the nightdive remastered version on steam for what 5 bucks rn?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ, it took people this long to post about Turok? What a shame. Prolly one of the most fun game series ever, as long as you pretend everything past 3 never existed. Honestly, why haven't indie devs made successors to Turok yet? Is the Quake style of things just too popular right now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turok is only dinosaurs like 10% of the time, the rest is fighting dudes or weird mutant alien things.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as long as you pretend everything past 3 never existed.

      Everyone likes to shit on Evolution, but I thought it was pretty good.
      It was better than Shadow of Oblivion at least, imo.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oakwood

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Raptors and rex working together
      Based
      First time through at the end my brain did a backflip and concluded it was actually the dinosaurs who had been talking to the player on the radio

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually haven't played it yet, been watching playthroughs. I give the game 8/10 from concept alone. We need more dinosaur horror games like this. Just wish this game wasn't too scripted. But overall really like what I saw.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Park has been the worst thing to happen to dinosaurs...

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because no ported or remembers SAVAFGE QUEST

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice, that one definitely is new to me
      is there more to that IP or is it just a single arcade game?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just the arcade game I believe.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow she's cute

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grandpappi of like half of the current dinosaur games

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dino crisis exist

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ark is a fantastic game held back by incompetent devs.
    Just don't touch official servers and you'll have a blast.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sucks that they've basically abandoned it to work on Ark 2. Here's hoping they actually fix the code and don't just make a shittier game with better graphics.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Abandoned it to work on Ark 2
        Lmao you haven't been keeping up with the news because they're releasing a remake of 1 in unreal5 that was supposed to come out in August but now October and they're reasoning for this was Unreal 5 is hard.
        Long story short Ark 2 is a 2027 release at the earliest.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lmao you haven't been keeping up with the news because they're releasing a remake of 1 in unreal5
          Shit, I guess I am behind. I hadn't heard that at all. So are they going to fix the game or just redo the graphics for UR5?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            In theory both

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm mostly hoping for code fixes but I guess we'll see what happens.

              There's only one good dinosaur game and it's pic related.

              My man!

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    primal rage remake WHEN

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ARK is dino-Rust and a horrible shitty grindfest where the biggest and most terminally logged in mass of morons wins and bullyboys everyone out of existence
    >beasts of bermuda is a furry infested groom hell above its peers
    >path of titans gets a lot of mod content, but also it gets a lot of mod content- quality varying- with so-so mechanics and MMO lite fetch questing
    >The Isle classic is a zombie
    >but at least the Isle EVRIMA is finally picking up serious steam to where the game might unfrick and stay unfricked, if you dig the hours-long grow permadeath experience, maybe I should play some
    and yet,

    >emberfall, which might've delivered on The Isle's mixed humanimal survival-horror premise ahead of it albeit as dragon low fantasy, remains FRICKING DEAD
    why lord did they have to fly too close to the sun and die to lead dev meltdown

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop lying, OP.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the first file i uploaded to the internet was a Dino Park Tycoon savegame with exploited extra starting money

    does anyone have AOL and can check if it still exists?

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uneducated fricking swine in my dino threads parroting the feather meme
    study some actual paleontology you FRICKS

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nanosaur?

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one good dinosaur game and it's pic related.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hello, i am here for dinosaur sex

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's gonna be really awkward due to the way they're are anatomically structured.

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