why are there NO good pirate games?

why are there NO good pirate games?
sea of thieves comes close, but its microshis and has 0 real progression, gets boring real fricking quick unless you run into someone else

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    isn't there an Assassins Creed pirate game or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AC4 was about pirates and it was probably the best assassin's creed game, but it wasn't really a pirate game.
      I've always liked how starsector lets you be a pirate but it's a bit barebones in how you can rob people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AC4 was about pirates and it was probably the best assassin's creed game, but it wasn't really a pirate game.
      I've always liked how starsector lets you be a pirate but it's a bit barebones in how you can rob people.

      Odyssey had some comfy sailing too

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >and has 0 real progression
    Good

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >0 real progression
    Only progression you would realistically get in a pirate game would be the slow and painful demise acquired through scurvy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been saying this for a while
      >instance it like the Pirate Legends tavern/GTA apartments
      >can be customized like the ship in the upcoming update
      >your current gold count determines the size of your hoard like Fable 3 pic related or Mercenaries 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meant to quote

        They should add a hideout location to the game like the one payday 2 has where you can see the gold you hoarded

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should add a hideout location to the game like the one payday 2 has where you can see the gold you hoarded

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sea dogs 2 AKA pirates of the Caribbean

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play with friends
    >if another ship is spotted, game is ruined
    >"Nooo, not our 1 chest of pixel treasure, it is worth of 500 pixel gold!!!"
    >run away from every fight
    >even if it takes 40mins to lose the other autistic crew
    >that 2 player sloop is could sink our 4 player ship in a moment! We can't risk it!
    >stuck doing delivery missions forever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PvP is the only fun thing to do in the game. I don't get why people will run for an hour just to avoid it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        different people get fun different ways
        i don't mind the pvp but i do have fun doing the quests and just exploring the islands and sailing about
        been that way for years
        this game is a great relaxing sandbox when someone isn't hunting you
        me and the bros gets on just to destress from other games or just solo sail and deliver cargo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just started playing a couple of days ago by myself and I've already taken down a 4 player crew. Albeit with suicide tactics but I had nothing on my ship and they lost all of their supplies. Most fun I've had in a game in awhile, and the sea is comfy to boot

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sea of thieves NUTS WILL FIT IN YA MOUTH

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I disagree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2004 pirate game
      >Still the best pirate game
      OP has a point. I have thought about developing a modern reimagining of sid meier's pirates myself (Top-down single-player pirate game).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      >2004 pirate game
      >Still the best pirate game
      OP has a point. I have thought about developing a modern reimagining of sid meier's pirates myself (Top-down single-player pirate game).

      the only thing that can be improved are the graphics and maybe actual fighting mechanics when boarding other ships, everything else they nailed

      Game developer here.
      How do you make a good pirate game exactly?

      make it about game piracy lmao
      or somali pirates
      or asian pirates

      gets real dark

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gay.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sid meier's pirates
    asscreed black flag

    blind homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >telling people to play asscreed
      anon, are you moronic?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are very few good pirate movies as well. You have PotC, the Goonies, everything Peter Pan related and thats about it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game developer here.
    How do you make a good pirate game exactly?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sex with hot island women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You make a single-player game with deep lore and story/world interactions for autists, or you make a multi-player game with fun ship-focused pvp like world's adrift or sea of thieves.

      For single player inspiration, look at sid meier's pirates, sunless seas/skies, port royale 4, and kenshi.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >0 real progression
    Good, get filtered. The only difference between me and yourself is skill, not bullshit stat boosts.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sea of thieves comes close, but its microshis and has 0 real progression, gets boring real fricking quick unless you run into someone else
    Maybe being a pirate is kind of boring

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You want a voyager simulator not a pirate one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but this is what I want... an age of sail voyage simulator. I wanna be able to walk around the ship above and below decks any time of day in any weather watching lifelike ship stuff happening with the ocean spray and creaking timbers.

      If I gotta be a pirate to get that, then fair enough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have you considered becoming a sailor IRL?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.gotheborg.se/join-us/sail-with-us/

            You can join as a deckhand on Gotheborg.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wow, that really seems cool

              >pirate games
              try being into ships but not pirates. nothing exists. every time anything involves sailing ships it's pirate homosexualry

              I want to make a top-down game set in a fantasy southeast asia, with semi-realistic sailing mechanics, trade routes, pirates, and behemoths to hunt/avoid, with gamelan music in the background.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok but where are all the real world games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you looking for something like this? You might as well just pick up sailing in real life. You won't regret it, it's really fun and the best thing I ever spent money on.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                realistic sailing yes, but mixed with life at sea with a crew, and interaction with other ships

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah honestly, a realistic age of sail simulator focused on shipping commodities profitably and avoiding mutiny by your crew would be pretty hard to pull off. The only way I can see that genre being started is if a dedicated indie developer/sailor does it as a hobby/life project. Otherwise, much like realistic survival before "The Long Dark" was created, it's basically a genre that doesn't exist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can potentially make it ridiculously huge like when morons say they want a "space game", meaning a game with spaceships where you can do literally anything and you end up with a project like star citizen. but you could also make it a lot more focused, like you start off as a junior officer so the game is quite narrow, and when you get command of a ship it could be nonlinear rather than open world. that way you can have an actual game rather than a gigantic blank slate with nothing interesting to do that takes 30 years to make

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can see that working. I would make it so the tutorial starts because you're a shanghai'd deck hand and you need to learn everything from scratch, kek.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >https://www.gotheborg.se/join-us/sail-with-us/
              I've actually done this kind of thing in my region. It was pretty awesome.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pirates of the burning sea

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pirate games also need ships that aren't pirate ships. Pirates in a world with only pirates doesn't make sense.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what about that multiplayer pirates mode in civ 6?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blackwake was great (but it died) ship vs ship combat is what I want. Like guns of icarus

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >0 real progression
    You know how I know you never actually played the game?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why bother when the genre already peaked?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is always a producer or some other suit to frick it up and insist on putting in other things. Pirates! is supposed to be okay but doesn't put you in the scene, and is showing its age.
    Black flag mostly got the right balance of gameplay down without choking itself in simulation. Real naval battles were generally slow and methodical, let alone weeks and months of travel time with careful navigation and supply management.
    I know Ubi is coming out with their MMO thing, but it's Ubi so we know it'll be fricked one way or another.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those Russian devs who made Sea Dogs did a branded PotC game that was surprisingly good (except for the land segments and the back half of the story). That was before Black Flag though which overshadows it in every way. For a while though it captured the sailing aspect very nicely.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pirate games
    try being into ships but not pirates. nothing exists. every time anything involves sailing ships it's pirate homosexualry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bought eSail this sale, it's fun. Looking at sailwind too but they didn't even have a pity 10% discount so I'm waiting. Looks good though and only $20.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sea of Thieves worth it if I have no one to play with? Can I just hop into a game online?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been having fun solo and I just started playing a few days ago. I've run into maybe 4 other crews in 15 hours of playtime and some have been friendly, some haven't. And it's not like there isn't anyone playing, it's just easy to avoid people solo since the sloop (small ship) is small and fast

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I might try it then, thanks. I just want to go treasure hunting and explore uncharted islands

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pirates existed because inefficient long-distance hauling, maritime colonial power projection, and arbitrary power structures in the Royal Navy all existed.

    Basically what I'm saying is that you can't just have a pirate game, you need a reason to be a pirate in said pirate game, which means you need to make a 1600s-1750s simulator, and that's just too large scale for a lot of devs.
    Now the good news is that it's by no means technologically or financially impossible, even now, in fact I would bet some amount of money something like this will exist before the 2030s.
    Patience, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just make a hornblower/master & commander game. frick pirates they're gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        with an attitude like that I'd rather nobody ever makes that game for you out of spite

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          don't worry nobody was going to make a game where you play as the good guys and frick up arabs and french "people" anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >frick pirates they're gay
        >t. seething reincarnated East India company captain

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i know for a fact there's an old redcoat wojak sitting angry at a computer, made when they were still called "feels guy"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >redcoat
            a marine game would be one of the least interesting things you can do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love a relatively realistic game set within the Golden Age of Piracy
      Closest we have is an Assassin's Creed game, sadly

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >good pirate games
    Monkey Island 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 exists. Yes 4 and 5 are rough in a lot of places but they're alright mostly.

    Also I played the frick out of the Sid Meier's Pirates! remake on Xbox and PC. I made sure to always marry the governor's daughter with the largest breasts. (I believe that was randomized.)

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Horizon's Gate count?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thematically yes, mechanically it's just another turn based rpg.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sea Dogs series. It's eastern euro jank but it hits the spot.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    which games let me raid spaceships with a bunch of bros?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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