Why are they constantly sitting the bed now?

>TF2 abandoned
>CSGO replaced with a halfbaked remake
>VR shit didn't take off
Can they do anything right? Have their game developers muscles atrophied?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You didn’t play Alyx, did you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mid shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was good but not enough these guys haven't made a real game like that in fricking ages

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      alyx was good but it was very casual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that's supposed to be a woman's hand

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the hands look bad but this is also lowest or medium textures
          the size is fine, it's just the weird rigging/wireframe bits that make it look bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the most boring AAA game I've ever played. It's got even more tedious "downtime" than Uncharted 4. Who the frick thought it was a good idea to make the player methodically explore every single shelf and cupboard for bullets in-between fights? And then all those shitty hacking puzzles? This game might've actually KILLED VR, honestly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I've never played a survival horror in my life the post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw got the resin achievement first time through
        i was obsessed with flipping over everything

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valve is basically an enginedev company now (and no, you can't use their engine). They don't need to make money selling games due to Steam's success so they basically spend their time tinkering with Source 2 and making neat shaders and stuff.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valve are known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud and deserve to be formally prosecuted by the Federal Trade Commission.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let me make this clear; You may be a massive autist, but you're autist we need. Never stop doing what you're doing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i love this autist like you wouldn't believe.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CROWNFALLLLL and NEON PRIMEEEEEE AKA third person dota

    TRUST THE PLAN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t want Neon Prime. I want Artifact.

      In March 2018, Gabe Newell held a presentation on Artifact claiming there would be regular expansions, an eventual mobile release, and a $1 million tournament, all of which ultimately failed to materialize.

      In August of that year, Gabe Newell repeated the claim of an Artifact tournament during the opening of The International: https://youtube.com/watch?v=X4xYOmUwad0

      On March 30, 2020, Valve announced Artifact Beta 2.0, stating they planned for a closed beta (which happened), transitioning to an open beta and later full release (which didn’t).

      https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/583950/view/2102558993190369210

      On December 17, 2020, Valve stated they would allow users to invite friends to the Artifact 2.0 beta in January.

      https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1269260/view/2951510987408670526

      On March 4, 2021, Valve formally abandoned Artifact. No expansions, no mobile version, no million-dollar tournament, not even something as basic as allowing users to invite friends to the beta like they said they would.

      https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/583950/view/3047218819080842820

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is completely consistent with how Valve has always operated. Valve is a data-driven organization, if they're not seeing the numbers then they don't hesitate to drop what they're working on and try something else. Yes, this can be really annoying if you were affected by something getting cancelled, but this is just how they've always been.

        Valve's trajectory is interesting to me, it feels like over the years they became their own worst enemy. Because Valve does everything by the numbers and all their decision making is data-driven, it's lead to a company that cannot do anything bold anymore. Their approach can and has worked well in the past, but I think they've really hit a wall in how this can help them make great video games. All they can do is re-package the same games we've been playing for decades with some monetizations gimmicks thrown in. That's the state of "innovative" Valve game design these days, it's pretty pathetic. Of course, we can't ignore the fact that Valve also has no incentive to really try take huge risks anymore, so that doesn't help things either.

        But it's kinda how it goes when a company blows up and becomes too big, risks have to be scaled down in favour of doing the boring shit that makes a lot of money. I do realize that they have taken risks with other things like the Steam Deck, it's genuinely a good thing what Valve has done for Linux gaming. If you told someone 10+ years ago what people can do these days they wouldn't believe you, and for that Valve deserves a lot of credit.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    companies don't make games, human devs make

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HLA is unironically one of the best games they've ever made and if you disagree you're fricking moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree. Instead of making it they should have provided the promised post-release support to Artifact.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's got one or two hours of fun in-between hours of tedium.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CSGO was garbage anyways. CSS and CS 1.6 is all you need.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alyx is a tech demo for a piece of dying hardware that nobody cares about.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >VR shit didn't take off
    doesn't matter, they're still constantly tinkering with SteamVR so they're obviously not doing it for financial reasons

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Valvover.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it literally doesn't matter what they do, you're going to come up with some entirely arbitrary qualifier for why it doesn't count.
    Like for example, 2023 having more content added to TF2 than any other year, and the summer update literally being the most shit ever added in a single update but it doesn't count because "Valve didn't make it" which has been a statement that's been moronic since the ORIGINAL pyro update, from 16 years ago.
    Nevermind the dumb excuse that
    >You can play community maps on community servers
    Because they're all dead and have been for almost 10 years now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tf2 was briefly playable because of the massive influx of players simply drowning out the bots, but that's no longer the case.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i won't lie and say the bots aren't a problem, that being said i usually just requeue and find a server that has more humans than bots
        i still have a community server i go to once in a while

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can requeue like once or twice and get a normal game of TF2 as long as you aren't playing at dead ass hours in your region with the ping limit set to like 20

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the community updates actively brought down the quality of the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the only case this was true was balance shit for youtubers/comp players which also coincided with them getting Valve to kill off all the organic user communities
        >But what about the Vore pride skin nobody uses
        Nobody cares and nobody uses them, who gives a shit

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >newbie circlejerk thread
    yawn, almost certainly all 10+ year> accounts too

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well Gabe is busy trying to become immortal

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CSGO replaced with a halfbaked remake
    It's LITERALLY just a minor update, the game is exactly the same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deletes csgo from your library
      >"it's just a smol update"
      I'm a hat simulator, not a knife gambler, and I happen to know that's bullshit.

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