Why are they making GTA 6 instead of this?

Why are they making GTA 6 instead of this?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one wants to play as a white dude
    we want latinas

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if Lucia dies at the end and Rockstar replaced her with an even hotter Latina haha wow

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, lots of trannies that cant play games anymore unless they can prtend to be women

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause Team Bondi broke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whorient sounded cool I hate that cool games never get finished
      can't wait for grand theft same shit for the 20th year in a row

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause only a handful of people want LA Noir 2 while GTA 6 is probably the most anticipated game ever.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about Chicago Noir?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        people wanna frick shit up, not play goodie two shoes

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    game would have been pretty good if they took out the whole open world part

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it was comfy, and you need that kind of downtime between kino moments

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The interrogation mechanic is unique and fun at first, but it wears thin after ten hours in.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LA Noire sequel
    >NOW
    Anon I don’t think that’s a good idea.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically it shouldn't. Slurs, woman abuse, drugs, cheating, pedophilia and many other things are still portrayed as bad. Virtue signaling morons should be on board for getting to arrest criminal scum.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoom zooms think the only games rockstar made were GTA V and Read Dead Redemption 2. We are almost definitely more likely to get a Red Dead 3 after this rather than an L.A Noire 2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because this game isn’t selling 100 million plus copies and they can’t monetize a potential online mode the same way they do for GTAO

      Most Zoomers are old enough to remember the old gta games, midnight club and LA noire dumbass. The generation started in the 90s.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They "remember" the games but 90% of zoomers only played 5 and then act like they played the others because they saw memes about them

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ones in middle school, sure. The ones in college, I don’t think so. Remember, those were some of the most pirated games and many people held on to their Ps2s for years.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Take2 wants the monetization money and RDO made squat compared to GTA Online. I think we're gonna see a new IP after GTA 6.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Red Dead 2 sold 57 million units. It made $725 million in its first 3 days alone. Monetisation or not they'd be moronic to leave that sort of money on the table. There will be a 3rd one.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any game with the Rockstar brand on it will sell for $725m

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps but it's an established brand which makes it less of a gamble than a new IP. You are deluded if you don't think we'll see another one after those kinds of sales numbers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      LA Noire 2 would make more sense to make than an RDR3 at this point but it's still not likely to happen.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Rockstar didn't make LA Noire to begin with

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Do you frick young boys, Valdez?"
    >"Yes."

    Christ, Team Blondi.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did not give a single frick. They had a mission to make an adult criminal investigation sim set in 40's LA so they wanted to be accurate and no troony, underage, or shitlib was going to stop them from doing so for the sake of our entertainment. Absolutely fricking based

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you never know what to press because you can never tell if your character is going to say "i doubt it" or have an autistic rage fit
    Horrible game design tbh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it's not hard. Lie is for when you have a piece of evidence that directly contradicts their statement, if you don't you use Doubt.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think of it like this and it gets much easier.
      Don't even think of truth as 'truth'. Think of truth as you believe they may be keeping something to themselves but will definitely say so if you ask, it's not that they're trying to keep anything from you. This will stop you from pressing doubt in such situations.
      Don't think of doubt as 'you have reason to doubt'. Think of doubt as 'I know you're lying fricker I just don't have any proof'. That's why Cole is always rude or threatening when you press doubt. Originally it was called 'Force'.
      Always press Lie every single time and see what further dialogue occurs, just to see if they say something you can easily disprove with evidence. There's no penalty for saying lie, seeing what they say, and then backing out.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >protagonist dies at the end
    >hmmm it's been over a decade, we should give this thing a sequel
    If they wanted to continue the story after that they would have already done so by now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spoiler
      Nothing stops them from just continuing on with Jack Kelso, though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could there be a Part 2 with Cole? Does it start with him crawling out of a manhole?

      the sequel wasn't in LA at all why the frick would it have to be a direct continuation of that atory

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just referring to the image. It's a picture of Cole and it says Part 2.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would have to be set in Chicago and they have never mapped that.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could there be a Part 2 with Cole? Does it start with him crawling out of a manhole?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have 500 million dollars in one bag and 2 billion dollars in the other which would you take?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Id take 500 and rehire Bondi on the spot to make an immersive next gen sequel to la noire that oozes soul. Easy. I would even go so far as to pretend we were working on GTA 6 but then just drop la noire 2 and cancel it. Zoomers would actually kill themselves, it would be fantastic.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasnt LA Noire made by one of rockstars B teams that doesnt even exist anymore? Im sure they all get made redundant after it released

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was made by a team with actual vision for their moviegames. Sad zoomers don’t even know.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Actual vision
        I uninstalled the split second I got to the second mission and had to do a pipe puzzle at the back of the house. The literal moment Cole or whatever his name was kneeled down and inspected the pipe and I saw it was a pipe puzzle, I alt-f4'd and uninstalled the game. Absolute amateur work

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rockstar probably forced them to add that. You would have a sense of that if you knew anything about games.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would have been felt less like a weird super easy video game puzzle and more like Cole just checking to see if a piece is missing if he stopped early as soon as it was apparant there's a missing piece.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actual autism

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are you moronic?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I would prefer to have a LA Noire 2, it's because Rockstar wants to make money and GTA will make 10x the money LA Noire would.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Team Bondi isn't around anymore.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOO MANY DISCS TO PRINT

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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