Why are they so determined to ban edgelords?

Why are they so determined to ban edgelords?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    really makes you think

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not even 5%
      kek, lol even

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        5% is a frickton in a company that big
        the CEO of microsoft only has 0.02% for reference

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >investor group has more in stock than a rotating pajeet door
          huh, jeez, man, whoo. some big conspiracy theory here, huh? one guy makes a infographic and it all makes sense. whoo wee.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >haha bro the trillion dollar investment firm that is also in charge of printing your currency doesn't have any real power lmao
            >who cares if they literally admitted to using their wealth to influence global politics, that's a schizo conspiracy theory

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's all so tiresome with you morons.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://education.minecraft.net/en-us/lessons/black-lives-matter

              It's over. It's never been as over as it is now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i miss when they said "woo Ganker"
                that was soulful

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Americans are batshit crazy. This is blatant propaganda being taught in schools, but they will still say they live in a free country. Literally North Korea-tier education.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The "tell your friends about anti-racism" ones are worse

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        5% of microsoft is a lot of fricking money you mouthbreathing moron

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they get no money from Java players who bought the game 10 years ago, they get money from little Timmy and his christian mom, who wants her son to be safe in this virtual chatroom filled with potential predators. She's the one who will repeatedly buy realms, not the java players who host private servers that make no money for microsoft. The more java players Microsoft can scare off, the better, since that in turn pushes bedrock edition sales.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is worryingly accurate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is, and the Minecraft you loved is dead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How long until they make it a monthly subscription to play at all?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Minecraft China already has that I think

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're preparing to launch the Microverse a competitor to the Metaverse and have to create a safe space for the stupid goyim so that everyone feels welcomed and valid. They're using Minecraft Bedrock as their first platform for it. They're also setting the ground for legal issues as games will be seen as a social network which have to be regulated by law. Plus Java will be deprecated in favor of Bedrock for monetization reasons like described in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LOL Companies do not care about Christians any more

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Christian moms with money are valuable

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >notch encourages moderation by server admins
    >notch is a hecking racist
    >therefore, letting server admins moderate the game is hecking racist

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Come home, block builder man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      While terraria is undoubtedly fun, it doesn't really capture the depth of some mods like Thaumcraft or Blood Magic, or Industrial Craft. The list goes on forever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the same enjoyment out of building in Terraria.
      (Certain) Resource gathering is extremely tedious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they keep adding homosexualty crossovers, good thing about them is that they are all optional

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They need to invent jobs to give to give to diversity hires.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that if you want an unfricked minecraft, you need to code it yourself with minetest + mineclone 2/5

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what
      why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Free (as in beer and speech)
        Open Source
        Lua scripting engine
        C++, so more performant
        No company controls it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Now that the modding scene is dead minetest might actually pick up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hopefully
            It's been slowly progressing over the years, but nearly nobody in the minecraft world even knows it exists.
            Maybe if mojang/MS frick java just enough ..

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it ain’t your game any more, fash boy.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm trying to fricking sleep. Stop glowing so much moron.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Create mod got an update that lets you build multiblock trains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm waiting for the Craft Additions mod to update so I can power my shit with soar panels.

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