Why are Todd's turds so yummy?

Why are Todd's turds so yummy?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are spice with lies

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not an rpg

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It says rpg right on the toilet seat so it must be one.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does /vrpg/ cope with the fact that everyone here has enjoyed Todd's games for hundreds of hours, but has to pretend not to like them in order to fit in with the cool kids, who also secretly enjoyed them?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just chew some gum so people can't smell the turd on my breath.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never played morrowind or oblivion or fallout 3 or fallout new vegas and only played pirated skyrim for a few hours before dropping it before i even fight my first dragon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah so you're more of a Fallout 4 guy, eh? That's a great game!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah.
          I just forgot Fallout 4 exists.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure you did, buddy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How could you just forget about it? It's literally the latest game in the franchise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I openly say that I like Skyrim and Morrowind. I don't like their other stuff thoughbeit, and I won't pretend to have played Daggerfall for gamer cred. Perchance.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you like the chunky ones, huh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gifted oblivion on release. Uninstalled after 5 hours, never played another Bethesda game since. They're all shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, obviously they cope by making bait threads such as this one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      By being a self actualized person with genuine likes and dislikes.

      Daggerfall Unity is the easiest game of the series to replay (and never actually finish). But it is pretty much a dungeon crawler or rogue like.

      Morrowind offers the best power fantasy. And the sexiest Mages Guild quest giver. It has the slowest start though and quickly becomes super easy.

      Skyrim has the best open world, atmosphere and dungeons. Albeit at the cost of heavy scripting making replays a chore.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Morrowind is the best to live out your Batman fantasies(enchantment only playthrough.) Modded Skyrim is the best rape simulator.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All companies don't give a frick about the quality of the games they make hence why bethesda makes games that barely qualify as RPGs less so as even good games. Why give a frick about glorified childrens toys at that age when you can keep releasing mass marketed slop so you can buy yachts and have sex with underaged prostitutes on private islands with all the money you make.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you just jealous you aren't rich and fricking underage prostitutes on an island? Cuz it sounds like it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you're just jealous you haven't been entrapped and blackmailed in a Mossad honeypot operation

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plebs seething at a patrician
    Same old. You will kneel to Todd again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "My mouth is ready Todd-さま"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homosexual projection
        Found Soiyer's butt buddy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not gay homosexual.
          I just love the liquid diarrhea that Todd defines as AAA games.
          "See that shit coming out of my arse over there......you can eat that".

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >obsidiot catamite keeps projecting
            Ohoho.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Todd is cancer.
              I'd rather joke about eating shit.
              Gota' prblm' c**t?!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"'"""joke"""" about eating shit
                You should thank Todd for giving you a job, Rajesh. Ungrateful, benchod, bloody, b***h, bastard, you mad madarchod.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Sarr?, Saaarr?? Please let me put my strange smelling fingers into your mouth and give you your quitiapine Saar!"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's no need for the quotes.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's no need to struggle my Brazilian tourist.........

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                .....let Sanjeet and my friends take care of you.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bumping this because it looks like it's time again for the moron that wakes up and replies to every shitty console rpg thread in the catalogue

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Todd, I was sucking your arse hole for shit, long before the cool kids muscled me out.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which elder scrolls has the nuttiest flavor?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the best elder scrolls thread we have ever had

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