Are you retared? A fujoshi would want Dimitri to get fricked in the ass by Dedue (or with other guys if she has terrible taste), the OP is a self-inserter.
Reminder that Dimitri would have wanted for you to vote for Felix, Sylvain, Dedue and Ferdinand in Choose Your Legends 7
https://vote7.campaigns.fire-emblem-heroes.com/en_gb/series/115/115009
Azure Gleam is a true happy ending for everyone!
Rodrigue is alive, Byleth is alive, Rhea is alive, heck even Dimitri's moronic cousin and some dirty almygger are alive too.
Azure Gleam was alright, it was dumb how they just handwaved Dimitri's 'Boar' personality though. I was always half thinking that the writers for 3 Houses really didn't know what they were doing, and stuff like that sticks out making it obvious.
I love my wife Bernie!
Please support her in CYL!
You say you love your wife Bernie but do you even own a single carnivorous plant in her honor?
I have a couple flytraps
How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe
Is it actually because he's unhinged, or because he's the size of a horse and twice as strong?
I want him to go full feral on me. To go crazy about me
yes
We can fix them, sister.
Women love to say "I can fix him"
But then they leave him because "he's changed"
>inb4 men never talk about wanting a good loyal wife and frick crazy b***hes
Sorry, he's already crushing mine at this very moment
>How do you do my fellow fujos? Aren't crazy guys the best?
Go and stay go.
We don't want "men" who are already buck broken by their moms. Shoo.
Seethe and cope. fire emblem is fujo clay
Are you retared? A fujoshi would want Dimitri to get fricked in the ass by Dedue (or with other guys if she has terrible taste), the OP is a self-inserter.
Are you saying Dimitri and Felix hate fricking each other isn't great taste?
Reminder that Dimitri would have wanted for you to vote for Felix, Sylvain, Dedue and Ferdinand in Choose Your Legends 7
https://vote7.campaigns.fire-emblem-heroes.com/en_gb/series/115/115009
>Ferdinand
>wanting to recast him
disrespectful bro
I don't care what Dimitri would want anymore after they turned him into a little b***h.
I'm all for crazy guys and chicks, but masochist disgust me. I don't respect someone who can't respect themselves.
Azure Gleam is a true happy ending for everyone!
Rodrigue is alive, Byleth is alive, Rhea is alive, heck even Dimitri's moronic cousin and some dirty almygger are alive too.
Azure Gleam was alright, it was dumb how they just handwaved Dimitri's 'Boar' personality though. I was always half thinking that the writers for 3 Houses really didn't know what they were doing, and stuff like that sticks out making it obvious.
Dragons are fricking stupid and bad and make me angry!
but why?
>Why are unhinged guys so attractive
To both men and women being dangerous/unhinged is an aphrodisiac. Type one sexuality is about danger and conquest.