why are videogame developers out of touch with gamers. How do people who dont play games become top decision makers in videogame studios?
why are videogame developers out of touch with gamers.
why are videogame developers out of touch with gamers. How do people who dont play games become top decision makers in videogame studios?
the people who make a product aren't the ones who sell the product
this is the gayest thing I've ever read. literally sounds dumb as frick
Ganker will fall for it again
This is from months ago and I have my idea what the frick they were referring to. None of that is in the game.
It's actually a real tweet, just from months back. It's like they had a stroke when writing past the first sentence.
It's supposed to be satire, but Ganker will take it at face value.
>he hasn't been fomenting Pain Shards
euro hours are short bus hours
whole image of the board falls apart when you have everyone pretending to be smart, witty and superior and yet fail to recognise a basic shitpost.
before i thought people shitposted for fun and now i realise its because theyre literally mentally deficient and think shitposting constantly, in every facet of conversation is a normal way to communicate
the only morons are the ones who bought Diablo 4
bump
I'm enjoying D4. Got it a week ago, played 55 hours of Rogue. Getting to final tier of season journey tomorrow.
It shits all over other arpgs. If you disagree, feel free to frick my ass, because you're a gay.
How many pain shards have you farmed and are you planning to transmorph them into malfeasance tokens to contort more wound imps?
of course you'd want me to frick your ass. I'm glad you're enjoying your homosexual game for homosexuals made by moronic women.
Which arpg should I play instead?
poe
I tried it years ago. It's cool, but diablo is more fun. Have they changed poe much from how it was three years ago? I could reinstall.
bg3
I said arpg, not wrpg trash.
>uuooohhh it's a cuisine with obese orcs fricking!!!! goated in the sauce!!! Let me consider my meaningless dialogue options
Shits for nerds, dude.
>If you disagree, feel free to frick my ass
Blizzdrones everybody.
If u play modern triple A, you're a moron
whatever happened to just blowing up monsters on high difficulties and getting items, is that just too video gamey these days?
That headline has to be AI generated. It makes no sense for a human to have written that, especially when none of it is in the game. But an AI tripping up and making up random things that sound vaguely related to what its being told to write about makes much more sense.
it's since been shown that 99% of the staff that worked on diablo 4 had never worked on a video game before
so it seems that what we're seeing is the younger generations having absolutely no idea what makes a video game good or how to even optimize them or get them to run
>it's since been shown that 99% of the staff that worked on diablo 4 had never worked on a video game before
Source?
its the exact same for every company, games take five to eight years on average now and all the based olddevs are retiring halfway through development so they're hiring kids fresh out of school
actually a really funny joke that got me
at least its not as bad as path of exile
lost it at Krangled
lol wtf? this is like D2+autism.
It's fake. The point is to convey how overly convoluted PoE is, and how if you haven't played for a couple years you basically have to learn the game from scratch when you come back.
PoE isn't fricking hard
you don't need to fully understand every single mechanic
most of them just boil down to killing shit anyway
something too complicated for your little brain? block it then
>poe isn't hard
You just need to:
>read a 200 page book to understand the game mechanics more or less, good luck understanding every single one
>use builds by other players because doing a build yourself is going to permalock you if you don't know the game
>download some fricking filters and other programs because the devs are lazy
>constantly trade with others and farm
>basically treat the game like a fricking min max phd study
Also the game isn't too good, but at least you tried 🙂
>Thundercubes add 100% damage to you
>Krangled
FRICK!!!! FRICK
I don't know why the frick people are fellating PoE so much, it's fricking terrible and yet casuals and other morons who don't know the PoE rabbit hole keep gobbling up Chris Wilson's dick
PoE is awesome
you are just too dumb
PoE used to be good, it's just that the people who play it still are all unhinged brand cultists who can't see what a shitpile it's become.
Is he describing real things? Or is this some kind of parody post?
It's what happens when you ask an AI to write about D4 currency but it can't find the right data so just makes a bunch of shit up that sounds vaguely like it fits. So no, none of it is real.
fooled me
it reads exactly like anytime blizzard explains some new moronic convoluted mechanic in a wow patch
>"Just let an AI write the headlines, it's so advanced now that people won't notice and we can save money by not having to hire anyone for it"
>The headlines the AI writes:
>transmorphing
So Diablo IV is pozzed, glad I didn't rent it
I thought the main feature of ARPGs was to waste your life away grinding
That character is literally murdering someone when that screenshot was taken so it sounds like they nailed the expression.
I refuse to create a new char every time devs add 2 news items to the game
I dropped D4 before even finishing the main campaign and I suspect the majority of people did the same so what the frick does blizzard even expect with these garbage seasons
Just keep using the same character then. It didn't get deleted.
none of these phrases or items makes sense to me.