Why are you guys complaining about being unable to go uphill without boosting?

Why are you guys complaining about being unable to go uphill without boosting?
Didn't you want momentum in your sonic games?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only trannies care about le momentum meme

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have ring jackpot
    >climb steep hill
    >boost-only gate at the top
    Might as well have been a middle finger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boost gates pretty cancer and I know exactly what you're talking about.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the idea of boost gates, but they definitely feel a little overtuned. I bet they're easier to get through without items on Gear 3 and that's why they feel so fricked on Normal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate that boost gates of all things have hitstop.
        Everytime I go through a shortcut I briefly question whether or not I mistimed it and the game thinks I'm not boosting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If only there had been a wonderful sonic racing game constructed by reskinning a car racing game and adding some glue and sovl, with an excellent PC port made 20 years ago which still can function with modern Windows in compatibility mode which uses ring management to open gates to optional shortcuts with collectibles which unlock things across multiple tracks and multiple races, and made the boost its own important, but separate and optional element tied to the same ring currency so you could spend less time getting stuck on hills or unable to proceed and more time trying to go fast and collect as many rings as possible and make strategic choices on how to spend those rings to make laps more fast and collect things and still win so you can actually keep the collectibles for the metagame, and the music were also good

      come home blue hedgehog man

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turning the kart racer with a sonic skin into an actual sonic game is moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You liked it when Sonic R did it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game needs to let you unlock shit quicker holy FRICK
    there's literally hundreds of unlockables, they should be handing you a random freebie every race you win, 5 for beating a cup maybe
    no, I don't wanna play as Tails and get 1st place in Sky Sanctuary after getting hit by a banana thrown by Knuckles
    FRICK your challenges

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no way gay, now go pick up 100 spray cans for the color you want.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no, I don't wanna play as Tails and get 1st place in Sky Sanctuary after getting hit by a banana thrown by Knuckles
      uhh, I think you meant play as ??? in ??? and get 1st place after ???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >holy FRICK
      >there's literally hundreds of unlockables
      The majority of the small squares are literally just colors and music. For some reason every single spray can you collect and music CD from the Prison minigame has its own square. If you want to clear out a bunch of shit quickly just go grab spraycans with a 1v1 race against an easy bot so it lets you change what items are in the item pools.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like this game but it's too much of a pain to unlock characters.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey did anyone made a list of the passwords already?, not only I saw that patrons got passwords but that someone was able to find them encrypted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "chaos zero 64" to unlock everything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >like unlocking things
        >tempted to use the code
        is there something in the game folder i can backup for when i feel like unlocking stuff again?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think the "ringdata" file is basically the save file, because I replaced it with another one I found and had almost everything unlocked

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            alright, thanks anon!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >patrons
      Wait, did they really set up a patreon for this? The SRB2 community had always been big sticklers about avoiding making any money off the project, this seems like something they would have a massive problem with.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC Sonic Omens got in hot water because of that.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally introduce singleplayer with actual difficult unlocks
    >NOOOOOOOOOO WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING UNLOCKED AT THE START??!?!?!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sonicgays are ungrateful morons who don't know what they want
      Another day that ends in y

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and that's whatever I get.

        Not my fault that I'm deliberately impossible to please. Bad things can't be my fault. That would mean I'm not a perfect flawless god. And how can me be not perfect? Me is meeeeeeeeeee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lock the most basic functionalities that the old game had behind hours of grinding
      a fricking mystery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fun to unlock all the stuff you've been playing with for years at this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >81 possible stat combos
      >Stuck with just 9 unless you spend hours grinding random achievements
      >Game doesn't even tell you what most of them are and just has ??? for the requirements
      If there was just a few secret characters with hard requirements and the rest just randomly trickled in every 2 or 3 races that'd be fine. But this is way too much effort.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grinding
        Pretty much every single character unlock has a one-and-done condition. Once people get those listed out there won't be any grind at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I said "Pretty Much" for a reason. There are some stupid ones in there, but the Chao Keys exist for a reason.
            That being said, I wonder if you could cheese that one out by sitting in that part of the tutorial with the spot that gives you infinite rings and just taping down the ring boost button so you keep spending them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >playing mystic melody(which requires a certain pet) on various stages
              >getting medals on time trial (which requires doing a bunch of the GP cups)
              >getting an specific AI to retire in GP as another, other character

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >playing mystic melody(which requires a certain pet) on various stages
                This one is a cool secret hunt and you're a gay for not liking it.
                >getting medals on time trial (which requires doing a bunch of the GP cups)
                This one is fine since it's rewarding you for an actual accomplishment.
                >getting an specific AI to retire in GP as another, other character
                THESE are fricking moronic, though, but I think the cope is that the character it asks for is usually the rival of whatever character it wants you to play for the achievement.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't mind the time trial/mystic melody unlocks if they didn't first require unlocking something else.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The mystic melody one is pretty easy to get because it's literally just hidden in The Ark course.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implement the chao key system so you can get whatever you want so long as you've got something that's adjacent to it
            >except the big panels not only require 10 keys, but you also need to have all of the big panel's adjacent panels unlocked before you can even think about spending keys on the big panel

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not only that but you have to do the panels requirements outright. If you used a key to unlock them, it doesn't let you use keys on the big panel still. Like frick this system with a rusty spoon. Somehow Smash Hammers makes more logic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If you used a key to unlock them, it doesn't let you use keys on the big panel still.
                Pretty sure that's a bug, I was able to unlock a big panel by keying adjacent panels.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Game doesn't even tell you what most of them are and just has ??? for the requirements
        it actually DOES tell you if you have the stuff you need to unlock it
        for example, if an achievement is
        >clear frickshit track with flicky and end in first place
        then it turns to
        >clear ??? with ???
        until you unlock both flicky and frickshit track

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >locks multiplayer for a multiplayer focused game
      No other game has ever done this. For good reason. Time to return to the cord

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No other game has ever done this.
        locking multiplayer behind a tutorial and a bot match is super common practice these days, anon
        the issue is that most games don't have a 20-30 minute tutorial

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >common practice now a days
          Name 5.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I wanted to complain, and I will always find something to complain about because I'm deliberately impossible to please.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and that's whatever I get.

      Not my fault that I'm deliberately impossible to please. Bad things can't be my fault. That would mean I'm not a perfect flawless god. And how can me be not perfect? Me is meeeeeeeeeee.

      Didn't read

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else having issues with the "scripted" springs in collision chaos sometimes just not working

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep, collision chaos is incredibly easy to not make the jump. A few other maps are like that as well.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In this ITT: people that aren't fast enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Choripan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      game's shit, now post a time trial so I can stomp it, gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >game's shit, now post a time trial so I can stomp it, gay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wow, that screenshot is almost as incomprehensible as DURRRR

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            filtered

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >won't post a time trial
              the unlock all code is right there

              "chaos zero 64" to unlock everything.

              , no excuse.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is your favorite new mechanic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ring Boosting and the post-grand-prix Emerald chases are fantastic.
      I also like the unlock system, though I wish the challenge board wasn't clogged up with paint since there's some ocol stuff in there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mine probably would be the trick and quick fall very fun to use and the start of the race sonic riders mechanic its fun af pushing people into a fault

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SRB2 is funner

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hi devs. still on damage control mode i see

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol if the devs are here they need to stop listening to discord and keep to their guns

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stop listening to discord
        >and keep to their guns
        that's the same thing. israelite krew all but banned any non-positive discussion about v2 years ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if you like this game you must be a dev!!!
      moronic posts like these add nothing and exist only to derail threads with schizo homosexualry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and yet you give him (You)s

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man doing GPs sucks crusty wiener with how blatantly the AI rubberbands on normal difficulty of all things

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can handle Normal difficulty fine, but even still I often see the AI just crash into obstacles, fumble a stage gimmick, or just burn rubber on a steep hill, only to force a respawn after I pass that just jets them right behind me.
      The game really is so bad it can't even play itself without cheating.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A bit rusty
      >S rank the first GP because the AI is going slow as frick since I am
      >After a few hours of playing I'm de-rusted, playing 10x better
      >Now the rival is impossible to beat because even with boost stacking, rainbow drifts, etc. he can just pass me anyway and there's physically no way I can go faster than I already am
      They did actually test this, right?
      You genuinely do worse the better you get.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >get S rank
        How the frick is this calculated? Just don’t get hit like in MKWii? How do you get lap bonuses?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >How do you get lap bonuses?
          being in 1st at the lap marker.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the tutorial
    It also took me an hour and 20 minutes

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is this a mod of SRB2Kart, a new game, or what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a sequel basically.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2.0 patch that got out of control. Gave it a brand new name.
      Singleplayer is akin to teeth pulling for unlocking stuff due to how hard the AI cheats. Multiplayer is as fun as SRB2Kart.
      The fully unlocked default roster and map list is like, a pretty good SRB2k server.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Singleplayer is akin to teeth pulling for unlocking stuff due to how hard the AI cheats.
        literally git gud

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how long it will take to have mods

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hoping for sex mods soon

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a single player game
    >call it a multiplayer game

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's disingenuous to claim that there are devs or shills in these threads. The game is trending on Twitter and normalgays are learning about something and just dogpiling on the same three complaints:
    >Muh tutorial
    >Muh unlocks
    >Muh feature creep
    I hate to say it because I literally was responsible for a lot of the initial backlash but a lot of these people are just not engaging with mechanics. The first two hours of Ring Riders fricking sucks, but then it clicks sometime around Spring Cup. At least for me it did

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the brief moments that aren't filled with gimmicky shit, it's almost as fun as a properly-modded SRB2K server. The problem is that's maybe 30% of a race on average.
      >I think it's disingenuous to claim that there are devs or shills in these threads
      lol

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