why are you guys sleeping on the only actually good 3D retro platformer. it has a really pleasent feeling weighty character controller and the main character isn't OP with a billion move sets.
the music isn't amazing but it gets the vibe right
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The dialogue gave me cancer but I will say the game was pretty fun otherwise, definitely needed a way to move faster
the dialogue feels kind of ironically bad, like deviant art 2006 tier
that's part of the charm to me
it feels like the game was plucked straight out of the early 00s
how does it compare to Slayers X?
Slayers X is more linkin park edgelord humor, this is more like invader zim.
the dialog is better than most games since they sound like dumb kids and not pretentious adults trying too hard to be funny.
completely misses the vibe and aesthetic of 64 games and the shit crt filter isn't helping
but it totally nails the vibe of 2006 psp core devaint art hot topic
This is by far the most accurate looking N64 inspired game I have seen. All the filters and shit can be disabled, the only thing you can't change is the frame rate.
best game
it's a pain in the ass to 100% though
thankfully there's a guide now (because I made one)
Furry protag. I don't play games released past a certain date with animal protags.
if you don't know the difference between a furry and a scrimblo then I don't know what to tell you
>if you don't know the difference between a furry and a scrimblo
The era it was released in.
You can see blatantly this character is someone's fursona
how is this a fursona?
it's just a regular ass looking little dude, it doesn't look like your typical furry shit at all
pseudoregalia on the other hand is furry shit
corn kidz is definetly furry adjacent but it does a much better job accurately emulating the character designs of that era so it gets a pass
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/54371407/
he's literally me
this is fairly in line with that early 2000's era of furshit though. its not overt enough to qualify as furshit explicitly
Sybil? Yes.
Seve? No, he looks like a banjo character. Which was clearly the intent given its a banjo clone.
I honestly never got the hate for sexy “furry” woman in stuff, do you see what I’m seeing? Does that not look any sort of hot or sexy or whatever to you? That’s litteraly just a scantally clad woman with nice proportions with a cartoon wolf head that looks sleek and female
People hate them because they associate them with their fans. The woman doesn't matter only who they attract.
its entirely performative and (justly) associated with the behaviours of furries, that being said 95% of men that look at porn have saved at least one lola bunny pic or something similar
I have literally never saved furshit and I'm actually kind of proud of myself right now.
What? Are you gay or something? Do you want an oversized trophy that says “biggest homosexual in the world”?
you morons will call any animal character furshit
So you don't know the difference, got it.
Its okay, apparently all the music is royalty free stuff. Idk if he did remixes for them himself or what.
My only complaint is there was a little too much kaizo in my banjo soup.
Impossibile
For real?
Ye:
The soundtrack on youtube credits all the creators, you can even find the songs yourself if you look hard enough:
https://audius.co/JasonEe12/bottleneck-121065
A lot of the songs are listed as EDIT/REMIX however, so he clearly did his own work on them.
It's good, but it's got some flaws. You spend 90% of your time wandering back and forth in the hollow solving puzzles, when it feels like it could've had a few more sub areas. Still great though, I like the flipped map.
I just don't think the controls and movement abilities are really good enough to justify the super hard bonus area though. I like the end game secrets, it just feels like it should be leaning more on being just a puzzle platformer. It's really difficult to gauge your position after a jump and sometimes platforming elements just fling you past what they're supposed to land you on, or the forward drill just doesn't go in a direction you wanted it to.
I'm probably just salty that I'm stuck on anxiety tower though.
Also it desperately fricking needs a running tally of how many items are left and in which area. Lots of people with just a screw left and no idea where it is.
PORN KIDS?????????!?!?!???????
Its too hard! all the jumps need a precise wall climb and grab
I didn't get it yet because I saw the dev say that this is a sequel to a game he made like 20 years ago and I'm too autistic to play games out of order
the last game he made was Lyle in Cube Sector
it's not a sequel
The Steam page says
>very belated followup to ancient indie platformer "Lyle in Cube Sector"
I would expect that to mean that it's a sequel or at the very least referenced in some way. In either of those cases I'm obliged to play it first.
I've played both and they're not really related at all
I think he just meant this was his next game and it took forever to come out
lyle in cube sector is actually good
it's like a metroidvania with mario 2 inspired mechanics
it was popular back in the good old days before indie games got a bad rap
The game seems pretty self contained. I mean the steam page literally introduces the characters so theyre assumedly new.
There are XP cubes in the game that you level from, so maybe that's the reference?
I did a quick scan through of the game on youtube, I don't even see any enemies or bosses being reused.
I want to frick his sister
THEY'RE FRIENDS NOT SIBLINGS
not interested anymore then
Really?
Didn't realize. Anyway I still want to frick her silly.
i want to frick both of them
that's bi as hell.
i wan t to frick alexis
looks ugly, not gonna play it
i never even completed cavern of dreams
i think the lethargy is too strong
I havent played it, but heard its kind of baby tier easy. Corn kidz is surprisingly difficult at times. I could see it filtering zoomers who aren't used to games like this.
It's more of a collectathon with puzzle/platforming elements and has no combat
corn kidz is better
>can't even find a pirate link
>Pirating indies
Don't do this. Unless you want AAA slop to keep a chokehold on the industry forever.
If youre really unsure buy it and refund it after an hour if you don't like it, the whole game took me 6 hours.
Thanks for establishing that this is a shill thread.
Enjoy your AAA slop anon, you deserve it.
And thank you for the free game, indiewagie
i am literally shilling the game in this thread yes, i didn't make it tho.
>he does it for free
the dev is stubornly not advertising or shilling his game at all so im helping him out because i like the game
He didn't even do any shilling for it before it released. Just made like 3 twitter posts a month before it came out then shadow dropped the game.
its like he's seeing if the game does well on word of mouth alone, maybe he's moronic?
Worse. He's stubbornly refusing to shill the game out loud, and then pretending to be a fan on Ganker "helping him out"
i wanted to buy this but you are right, pirate way it is
I think that's the opposite of what he meant
you can stop pretending to be multiple people or outing yourself as a newbie
its five dollars you broke homie
did play. was fun. is short. good.
Another good goat platformer. I approve.
seve a cute
Yadayada… I want to have sex with the female one… blah blah blah… sex sex sex… game looks cool, it’s all the same shit every time
she looks like she gives big smooches to human men
The king of scimblos will soon return.
Why though devvie? Is the rotate input mandatory and obnoxious? Does it add anything to the game? Looks good otherwise.
buy a controller
they're not expensive
I have a controller or ten. But it's a steam game, not a switch game. Seems like an arbitrary limitation for no reason.
would you play mario odyssey with a keyboard
some games are designed with controllers in mind
it feels great with a gamepad but it is gay no K&M, i agree
I respect the autism. Playing an N64 platformer with M&KB sounds like ass.
has someone drawn porn yet
>tumblr art
>devs are troons
>shilling on Ganker
no ty
[citation needed]
>muh trannies
I mean who isn't a troony these days according to you homosexuals.
>2016+ newbie vomit
nice pasta
Since this is the only indie thread up right now I just want to say I played Haunted PS1s madvent 4 earlier and it was ass.
The quality usually varies from game to game every year but there not a single game I liked this time. Some of them were just blatantly unfinished and missing textures and shit.
They really need to do some QA on the games they let in because my opinion of their packs is quickly souring.
haunted ps1s were okay to start with and just became shit quickly because it just became quirk indie games rather than horror games and shitty troon garbage
This one was by far the worst. Like look at this shit, half the games looked this. Its worse than what you get if you filtered itch.io games by new.
The train effect that plays on the game selection screen had more effort put it to it than half the games for this years madvent.
Shit is just embarrassing.
which one of these is decent please? i want to play some ps1 spooks but cannot stand slogging through mediocre hallway-simulator horror games
How does it run? unity/ue5 slop again?
the dev programmed it to run at only 30 fps for some reason
Yeah I heard, could use a toggle. Still, do I need a modern gayman pc or will old-ish one suffice?
it's hard-coded to 30 fps, the game logic depends on it
the dev said he regrets coding that way. it is what it is.
I have a pretty shitty PC and it ran fine for me
better than pseudoregalia at least
Thea animations flow so much smoother than BOTW and everything is responsive so I never noticed it.
with BOTW it feels like shit. you can tell it's 30fps. but corn kidz feels like 60, It's really hard to tell for some reason.
a steady 30 is better than a fluctuating 20-60
actually more like 5-60 on an actual switch
it runs better emulated
thats cool, but is it actually good?
It looks like pretty generic nostalgia bait. I mean to be fair, it's only 7 bucks but would anyone really play it if it didn't have all the shitty filters, "low poly aesthetics" and 64 in the title?
Yes, because it's fun
Who cares? Am I going to enjoy a game less that has things I like in it because of that?
Sometimes isn’t just looks alone enough of a reason to play a videogame?
nah it gets a lot more right than just that, its very coherent and theres a lot of really nice details. these types of games are usually a fricking visual mess that dont know what year they're supposed to be emulating
My question seemed to hit a nerve with some people but this was basically what I was wondering about. I'm not saying nostalgia and filters are inherently bad but they can be abused pretty hard to bait some sales for otherwise shit titles. Maybe I've just grown a bit cynical about nostalgia as a marketing gimmick these past few years.
I know exactly what you're talking about and this is a rare game thats the opposite, you can usually tell right away if the dev has a genuine interest in that era or if they're just nostalgia baiting.
not every game can be mario odyssey
thank god. the movement is the only thing that game did right
corn kidz has good movement, it's just that most of the game doesn't take advantage of it
the only levels that really take advantage of the moveset are the mirror challenges, and the tower and anxiety tower.
I wish 3d platform game devs would stop blueballing us and just give us a bunch of difficult levels that take advantage of your moveset rather than have your moveset be overkill for most of the game
because I already 100%ed it. great animation and controls.
the worst part is the music. it's weird, amateurish and very repetitive tracker music.
especially the 2 tracks you will hear the most. the tree and challenge themes are ok.
if you play grant kirkhope music, it fits the game much better.
mario odyssey never uses it's movement at all. it barely has any level design that pushes the player to use marios movement in any interesting way.
Corn kidz has very few levels over all so it does everything it needs to relative to it's size and has level design with thought all through it. I just hope the devs expands the game. It only needs more.
Personally im desperate for solid 3d platformers, so I would :^)
I bought it day one because they looked just close enough to trigger my crippling kemoshota/kemoe-girl addiction.
based
Its a burden I have to bear.
it's good
You can really smell which posts are made by the devs. But I guess it's fine, better some indie than the 2937th slop rage thread today.
>you
newbies really do be delusional thinking they other people n shieet
Foure more years!
if its a lewd post thats not the dev
I already did THOUGH
When 3D and platformer appear in the description you're looking at a shit action adventure game.
The best one is still a 0/10 on the platformer scale because platformers are only 2D.
do you kiss your mom with your moron mouth