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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh all that shit retro af

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le epic reddit wojak meimei
    Why are like this?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like zoomers really enjoy video games, good for them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can only enjoy games they are told to play
      I dunno about that. Are they enjoying the game or enjoying being a golem that does what they are told? Like Stockholm syndrome for games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your generation listened to whatever gaming magazines and Something Awful said bro.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >magazines
          You can't form fake friendships with the authors not even close to the same.
          >SA
          >paying to use a forums
          lol pathetic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You can't form fake friendships with the authors not even close to the same.
            You're right, instead you guys formed fake friendships and gay fanfictions with video game mascots

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are having fun while you spout bitter comments about their fun. Who is winning here?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        as oppose to being told what games to play by people on Ganker?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You listen to whatever a collection of faceless anonymous people say is based and cringe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers play what the funny man on YouTube and Twitch tells them to play

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is that different than doing what the cool cultured forum poster on SomethingAwful tells them to play?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Twitch streamers and YouTubers are mainstream culture now basically a step down from actual moviestardom of course people are going to listen to them like idols. A forum for incels is much smaller scale

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying he never played games that were reviewed inagazines(which cost money to purchase btw)
        You think you're better than others because of some weird complex you developed in adulthood. Not my problem cuzza

    • 3 months ago
      Awanama

      >sounds like zoomers really enjoy video games, good for them
      Tpbp
      And cut the age gap crap! we used be like that too
      >OMGGG CRASH BANDICOOT
      >OMG MEDIEVILL
      >OMG BANJOOOO
      >OMGGG METAL GEAR SOLID
      >OMGGGG WARHAMMER 40K DAWN OF WAR! KILL THE HERETICS! KILL THE XENOSSS!

      Your generation listened to whatever gaming magazines and Something Awful said bro.

      >Your generation listened to whatever gaming magazines and Something Awful said bro.
      /Thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tpbp

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        begone mobilegay

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    these are all gen alpha games you out of touch moron, zoomers graduated from college already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you stop playing games when you get out of college

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should, yes. Did you not?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone younger than me is a zoomer, everyone older is a boomer. So it is written, so shall it be.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta be a boomer quoting that line.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have become your parents, hating on anything that younger people enjoy. Also, millennials gave us bronies and Disney adults, you cannot trust them.

      Millennials are eternally stuck in 2013, hence why they still think zoomers are like 9 instead of the oldest ones being in their mid twenties at this point

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I was a younger person I didn't latch onto every single new goyslop and making it my whole identity for 2 months.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. the generation that made Rage Comics/reaction images popular and sold shirts saying "ME GUSTA"
          Yes, you did.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >made reaction images popular
            Are... you fricking moronic? A reaction image is literally any image you post on an imageboard, to show your reaction. Are you fricking brain damaged?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Are... you fricking moronic?
              not him but why do you type like a queer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Millennials are eternally stuck in 2013
        If only.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Millennials think zoomers are 9
        No we know you are 33. It is the fact that you still act like you’re 9 is why you are treated with scorn. There is also little hope for gen asperger’s behind you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fallguys was kinda fun
        Palworld is alright but it get a bit repetitive
        Never tried amogus it just seemed like TTT but worse and I don't really know anything about Valheim.

        >Also, millennials gave us bronies and Disney adults,
        There are plenty of Gen X Disney adults

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      youngest zoomer is about 14, so no, not gen a yet tard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm 25 and most people my age who played games properly as in not just FIFA and COD still play games. young zoomers are still in their teens regardless

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No because I'm a moron that dropped out and started again. I'm gonna graduate in 2026 if things go smoothly 🙁
      >t. 2000

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No we haven't you moron, in what world is anyone born before 05 gen Alpha . But yes they're gen alpha games gen Z enjoyed "ironically"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gen alpha
      >zoomers
      same shit who gives a frick. only people who draw a distinction on this point are definitely underage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're doomed if this is what they like. Imagine the nostalgia they're going to accumulate from this. This is THE gold standard of what a quality video game looks like to them.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a game you like OP. Let's hear it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      op is a bot
      even the vg butts dude provides more to this board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jackie Chan

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That extremely warped perception of time
    Brother, you're 40 years old. Get off Ganker.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another butthurt tendie SEETHING over Palworld thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is the tendie in the room with us now, chudsister?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    normal well-adjusted people typically like to engage in what's popular and what their friends are playing. Autistically sticking to one obscure game for the rest of your life is usually troony speedrunning behaviour.
    you guys worship anti-social behaviour way too much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing you are in a website full of normal well-adjusted individuals, right? Imagine being anti-social and using Ganker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >social behavior
      >doing what you are told by internet man
      lol

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FTFY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm stumped why people put Valheim on here. It's like 3 years old.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how old do you think among us and fall guys are, anon?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your telling me no other flavor of the month game came between Valheim and Lethal Company?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Your
            Also Among Us got VR port recently, dummy.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And? Among us falls in an out of popularity.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like any fricking game?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She constipated? Looks like she can’t shit but really needs to

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not Flavor of the month games. Those are only in popularity on release and immediately die and are forgotten.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nooo

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      add last epoch and helldivers 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're forgetting something.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they rotate in and out so fast I cant keep up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/91dzW1O.jpg

      why are zoomers like this?

      these games are uninorically good and better than mario, zelda and pokemon slop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        These games, along with Mario, Zelda and Pokemon are fricking garbage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long Lethal Company has held its numbers says otherwise

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot baldurs gate 3 before lethal cum

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, why do they feel like making the same shis thread every single day?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers playing actual games? I was under the impression that they were all mobile "gamer".

    The gamer demographic dominated by millennials by far.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most zoomers are in their late teens/early 20's, you're thinking of Gen Alphas

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump limit incoming for the nth time.
    At least sage this gay thread.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Among us
    Fun
    >Valheim
    Fun
    >Palworld
    Fun

    OP is allergic to fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never played
      >never playedf
      >played
      Palworld becomes boring incredibly fricking quickly. There's jack shit to do in that game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't hear you complaining about Doom.
        Start complaining, otherwise you post is no accepted.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >never played games that require friends to play
        really exposed yourself anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all those games do b fun a frick doe

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly its exhausting being around their kind. I don't know how people can function with actual goldfish attention spans.
    Watching a zoomer with a credit card is like a monkey with a machine gun. We're 2 months into the year and I'm watching these people put themselves almost 1000 dollars in debt on fotm vidya they aren't ever going to play again after february.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fall guys came out in 2020, your gay meme is wildly out of date

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are the most braindead generation that has ever existed
    They just follow whatever their streamers tell them to do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO THEY CAN'T EAT SLOP FROM CANS THEY ARE DUMB
      Keep mocking us and we'll put you in shittier and shittier nursing homes 🙂

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boomers will die surrounded by big titty nurses in their McMansions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >parents neglect their kids and don't teach them basic skills
      >LOOOL WHY DON'T KIDS KNOW THIS SHIT
      You reap what you sow

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOO EVERYTHING IS MY PARENT'S FAULT THEY DIDN'T RAISE ME RIGHT
        pay attention in class anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh right the can opening class. damn if only I didn't skip school that day

          Teachers deserve to be cripplingly injured by feral gen alpha kids
          What's the point in sending kids to school 8 hours a day if the teachers refuse to teach them anything useful?

          nah it's parents that deserve that for letting some strangers raise their kid so they can go suck off schlomo at the office

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he took black history instead of home economics
            you only have yourself to blame

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I went to a boys school where we did manly things like woodworking and technical graphics and not b***h shit like opening cans

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Teachers deserve to be cripplingly injured by feral gen alpha kids
        What's the point in sending kids to school 8 hours a day if the teachers refuse to teach them anything useful?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he took black history instead of home economics
          you only have yourself to blame

          I went to a boys school where we did manly things like woodworking and technical graphics and not b***h shit like opening cans

          You banned any discussion of slavery in schools and also got rid of home ec lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't zoomers open google on their phone and type
        >How to use can opener

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why can't big pharma exclusively make ring pull cans?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            can opener lobbyists

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pull tab cans rot quicker. Normal cans can live decades beyond the sell by date if they aren’t damaged.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That wouldn't help, because Zoomers go to TikTok for their answers, and no Zoomers know how to open a can, so that's a circular problem.

          I legit just learned how to open cans at age 8 from watching cartoons. It seems like Gen Z's issue is that they have no sense of curiosity or experimentation because they're used to everything already being done for them.

          >Gen Z's issue is that they have no sense of curiosity or experimentation
          Bingo. If it's not directly and clearly stated, it doesn't exist. They even lack the ability to combine two basic facts together to react a conclusion.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the original video they asked him multiple times if he needed help and he kept turning them down.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they asked him multiple times if he needed help and he kept turning them down

          I legit just learned how to open cans at age 8 from watching cartoons. It seems like Gen Z's issue is that they have no sense of curiosity or experimentation because they're used to everything already being done for them.

          >they have no sense of curiosity or experimentation because they're used to everything already being done for them
          Love how you two managed to watch the same video and come to exactly opposite conclusions to fit your narrative.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a pride thing in this case. He's being recorded after people wanted to find out if he can open a can so he doesn't want to rely on help out of fear of looking stupid. Having any sense of exploration would've been going through process as a child rather than as an adult just because of a dare.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have really long bangs and listen to lo-fi hiphop by any chance?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I legit just learned how to open cans at age 8 from watching cartoons. It seems like Gen Z's issue is that they have no sense of curiosity or experimentation because they're used to everything already being done for them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millennial here
      I didn't learn to use a can opener until I was like 16 or something.
      Boomer fricking parents neglected to teach me basically anything about cooking.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is that pliers-like weird gizmo?
      <-- THIS is a can opener.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Macaco favelado.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can opener like the one in the video is faster and easier to use. I thought they were idiot proof, but guess I was wrong. A regular can opener works too, but takes a bit more effort. A matter of taste which one is worth it. If you only open can rarely the cheapest you can find is probably the one to go by.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Third worlders like yourself are the zoomers of the planet.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers don't play games about Vikings.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To make OP happy you are now forced to play the first game you ever played forever and ever, you are not allowed to play another game outside of that. You are allowed to choose the platform however.
    What game is?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good game come sout
    >people play it
    >omg what a bunch of sheep

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE ZOOMERS PLAYING DIFFERENT GAMES INSTEAD OF OBSESSING OVER ONE CHILDHOOD GAME LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEE?
    Ban tendies from the internet

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acting like people haven't been like this since the NES days.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You played games that game journalists wrote in magazines around 15/20 years ago.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait Valhelm trending was a month ago? I thought itwas like two years

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so somehow zoomers are a problem for playing lots of different games but also a problem for wanting live service games so they can keep playing 1 game

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The internet has fried people's attention spans. All of these games won't be remembered in 5 years. Hell even among us is starting to fade away I thought that one was never going away.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it's just multiplayer games. nobody really cares about them they're fun for a while and that's it.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're young.
    We said cringy shit when we were young too, we just don't have it immortalized on the internet for all time.
    We're doing the exact same thing to the zoomers that the boomers did to us.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that once you play a game, you then need to play it forever over and over again, otherwise it's fotm

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A game havkgn replayability is a good thing, none of these games are fun once you've done everything outside of social aspects like multi-player

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, they are all good games, whats the problem? The fact that its not a souless experience AAA GaaS for 70 dollars is something to show that the gaming community is actually healing, if your argument stands that young people enjoy something maybe it says more about the fact that you can't tolerate that you are getting older and everyone you love and care is dying.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does it feel to know your generation is turning into trannies while gen Z is more conservative than ever?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the generation that will take care of me in the nursing home are going to grow up sane and normal
      Thank frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can you possibly say this? When I was in school it was shameful to be "trans" or even gay. I did some substitute teaching after getting out of college and I was lucky to have a class without at least one troony or a furry showing off with no shame at all. Public schools are a joke

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2024
      >gen Zyklon meme
      Its over, zoomers are giga pozzed beyond your wildest imagination

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conversely Gen Z is also more virgin than ever too, lol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep dreaming zoomie
      Also as the other guy say you are the generation with the most amount of virgins that have existed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how this meme ever even started. Millennials are fricking gay but they're the last generation who can say homosexual or Black person without flinching. Gen Z has been pozzed by the nu-internet since birth, they're irredeemable.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I havent played any of them but they look like good game popularized by word-of-mouth
    I dont see a problem with playing it because a streamer liked it

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    let people enjoy things

  33. 3 months ago
    sage

    >zoomers have fun playing vidya
    >makes Ganker seethe
    kys op

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers don't play pc games, they don't understand how to use a pc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Fortnite a PC game?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fortnite
        it a phone or console game.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we pretending Millennials are some super turbo gigachad generation that never fall for FOTM or other shit? The very people that made videogames into moviegames?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Gen X are the movie games people. Misanthropic Boomers were the ones responsible for what we enjoyed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gen X are the movie games people
        pretty much all console slop is played by zoomers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most zoomers don't play singleplayer games at all

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m referring to the “men” pulling the strings in these businesses now. Randy b***hford, Cucky B(I know he retired in shame again but just won’t shut his fricking mouth), Chris Menstratzen, all post edgy gen xers have switched to poz. These guys under boomer oversight made really cool shit, but the moment they took the reigns it all turned into “once you have a daughter, you become a feminist” types. Even Millennial Writing isn’t written or even conceived of by that age group. That again falls to gen x with Joss Whedon, Will Wheaton, and Kevin Smith. The Millennials that are in Hollywood writing are the daughters and sons(in transition to become daughters) of these people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those were Gen Xers. Millenials played classic games that zoomers will never play unremastered, but think are the greatest games ever because they watched a video essay about it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Millies are Snoys

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, Black folk play modern sony games. Millennials are the ones who remember when games were actually good. (Atari-Xbox original)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Gen X are the movie games people. Misanthropic Boomers were the ones responsible for what we enjoyed.

      Those were Gen Xers. Millenials played classic games that zoomers will never play unremastered, but think are the greatest games ever because they watched a video essay about it.

      Millennials had a FOTM phase too. See Gang Beasts, the shitty Slender games, and ARK survival for some examples. It's just that time both time and Millennials themselves have eroded these games from memory.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also, Until Dawn.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd argue that the 80s/90s was the birthplace of FOMO fad culture

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Slender
        >millennial
        lmao
        that shit was played by 12 year olds, literally zoomer shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of these are Millennial. You'd have to go back to 2009 for that, and that would be the youngest of the bunch.
          How old are you?

          Now millennials are trying to claim Minecraft as theirs.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, Millennials were raving over it as well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of these are Millennial. You'd have to go back to 2009 for that, and that would be the youngest of the bunch.
        How old are you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only big millennial trendy everyone was playing them at the time games were halo and world of Warcraft. Both of which have corroded into complete shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those were Gen Xers. Millenials played classic games that zoomers will never play unremastered, but think are the greatest games ever because they watched a video essay about it.

      [...]
      [...]
      Millennials had a FOTM phase too. See Gang Beasts, the shitty Slender games, and ARK survival for some examples. It's just that time both time and Millennials themselves have eroded these games from memory.

      It's true, back then you were lucky if a single game could last you a month. Sometimes you'd spend the equivalent of $90 on a highly-reviewed game, beat it in 8 hours and feel pissed that you didn't rent it. JRPGS were the exception in that one could last 40-60 hours. It wasn't until games went online that you could pour 200 hours into mutliplayer without being an autist

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/f6U0N8oI0DQZu79R4lu-zg/

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people play... the new game that just released

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lack of real personality because they spend the day glued to a phone screen instead of interacting of the world
    yes i am aware of the irony of me saying this in 4chin

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brains literally fried by novel stimulus overload. Millennials are basically the last non-mindbroken generation of humans.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care?
    Let people have their fun.
    It's almost as if you have a miserable life and waste any chance of improving it by obsessing over what other people are doing. . . . .
    Frick off, troony.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >soijak
    have a nice day

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a nice day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomers play what the funny man on YouTube and Twitch tells them to play

      >I dunno about that. Are they enjoying the game or enjoying being a golem that does what they are told? Like Stockholm syndrome for games

      >Honestly its exhausting being around their kind. I don't know how people can function with actual goldfish attention spans.
      >Watching a zoomer with a credit card is like a monkey with a machine gun. We're 2 months into the year and I'm watching these people put themselves almost 1000 dollars in debt on fotm vidya they aren't ever going to play again after february.

      >They are the most braindead generation that has ever existed
      >They just follow whatever their streamers tell them to do

      lol underages go back to your neutered website

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just let the child have fun is fun a buzzword to you

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care what zoomers think bro, it's actually better that way so they don't infest my vidya

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah OP, being able to enjoy video games must really confuse you, doesn't it?

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Jeremy Barry Eric is a /misc/spammer who spams many boards, with racebait, blacked on Ganker and cuckshit in gacha threads and tries to start wars between fanbases (e.g. frieren/dungeon meshi, shonen series, console wars) and enrage men and make them politically charged and ruin their online space.
    They'll reply to their own posts up to 50 times or more. Most may be AI posts. They'll falseflag as either side. They've been at it for 10+ years cycling and recycling through series and franchises. They have a discord (likely Rugga's) where they run these operations. Mods through silence have given tacit approval. They use terms like "meds" "take meds" "schizo" "sister" etc to cause psychological damage.

    Report and ignore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been months since I've been in a FFXIV thread. Is the XIV schizo "Eric" or am I mixing up my schizos?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >XIV schizo
        You talking about the guy that linked to a troony thread on /gif/ and claimed it was one of the devs?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't human.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fads are a part of human nature and not specific to one generation

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that a israeli CEO has more in common with the average israelite than with a white CEO.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fall Guys and Among Us boom was 4 years ago.
    Valheim fotm was 3 years ago.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2020 was a year ago

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomers play what the funny man on YouTube and Twitch tells them to play

    >I dunno about that. Are they enjoying the game or enjoying being a golem that does what they are told? Like Stockholm syndrome for games

    >Honestly its exhausting being around their kind. I don't know how people can function with actual goldfish attention spans.
    >Watching a zoomer with a credit card is like a monkey with a machine gun. We're 2 months into the year and I'm watching these people put themselves almost 1000 dollars in debt on fotm vidya they aren't ever going to play again after february.

    >They are the most braindead generation that has ever existed
    >They just follow whatever their streamers tell them to do

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill wojak posters. Behead wojak posters. Roundhouse kick a wojak poster the concrete. Slam dunk a wojak posters baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy wojak posters. Defecate in a wojak poster's food. Launch wojak posters into the sun. Stir fry wojak posters in a wok. Toss wojak posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a wojak posters gas tank. Judo throw wojak posters into a wood chipper. Twist wojak posters heads off. Report wojak posters to the IRS. Karate chop wojak posters in half. Curb stomp pregnant wojak posters. Trap wojak posters in quicksand. Crush wojak posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy wojak posters in a vat of acid. Eat wojak posters. Dissect wojak posters. Exterminate wojak posters in the gas chamber. Stomp wojak posters skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate wojak posters in the oven. Lobotomize wojak posters. Mandatory abortions for wojak posters. Grind wojak poster fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown wojak posters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize wojak posters with a ray gun. Kick old wojak posters down the stairs. Feed wojak posters to alligators. Feed wojak posters to Black folk. Slice wojak posters with a katana. Pee and shit on a wojak poster. Leave rotten meat in a wojak posters computer. Tell a wojak posters parents what they've been doing online. Send wojak posters to North Korea. Shoot up a wojak poster meetup with a PKM. Tie up pregnant wojak posters and have Mexicans piñata them. Sodomize a wojak posters with a steel bar and kick as hard as you can.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still mindbroken over Palworld
    You tendies got btfo, now stop crying already.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld Won

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are those girls actually in Palworld? I'll buy it if so.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Purple/Black haired girl is a boss, the other two are created characters

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Pink

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fr fr no cap on god

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you are using [INFLUENCERS] to make your decisions for you then you are automatically a homosexual and deserve the rope.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a millennial and I always watch streams to decide whether to buy a game.
          I don't give 2 shits about the streamer's opinion, I just want to see unedited gameplay so I can decide for myself.
          We used to rely on reviewers to make decisions like this and it was way worse.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's why I said "for you". You're not taking someone else's opinion, you're just using them to see if you might like the thing or not.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon... the image is making fun of the kind of people you're referring to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fr fr no cap on god

      Why not both?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fr fr no cap on god

        When did valheim become a meme? I played it when it came out like 2 years ago and I loved it, it was OWP on Steam and had a great progression until the end with more planned for the future. What happened?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          survival craft is the hottest genre boogieman since "undertale inspired game about depression".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was popular and doesn't feature any troony or gay flags so Ganker threw a fricking fit

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill wojak posters. Behead wojak posters. Roundhouse kick a wojak poster the concrete. Slam dunk a wojak posters baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy wojak posters. Defecate in a wojak poster's food. Launch wojak posters into the sun. Stir fry wojak posters in a wok. Toss wojak posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a wojak posters gas tank. Judo throw wojak posters into a wood chipper. Twist wojak posters heads off. Report wojak posters to the IRS. Karate chop wojak posters in half. Curb stomp pregnant wojak posters. Trap wojak posters in quicksand. Crush wojak posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy wojak posters in a vat of acid. Eat wojak posters. Dissect wojak posters. Exterminate wojak posters in the gas chamber. Stomp wojak posters skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate wojak posters in the oven. Lobotomize wojak posters. Mandatory abortions for wojak posters. Grind wojak poster fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown wojak posters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize wojak posters with a ray gun. Kick old wojak posters down the stairs. Feed wojak posters to alligators. Feed wojak posters to Black folk. Slice wojak posters with a katana. Pee and shit on a wojak poster. Leave rotten meat in a wojak posters computer. Tell a wojak posters parents what they've been doing online. Send wojak posters to North Korea. Shoot up a wojak poster meetup with a PKM. Tie up pregnant wojak posters and have Mexicans piñata them. Sodomize a wojak posters with a steel bar and kick as hard as you can.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing 1 game for 30 years
    Why boomers are like this?

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valheim was like four years ago now moron

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cope. Never played any of those except Palworld.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low testosterone leads to a susceptibility towards groupthink and lack of conviction

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      High testosterone leads to aggression and Black person behavior

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Low IQ*

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That too.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    /qa/ is dead

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is always FOMO

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to ask and this is a genuine question so no need to kayfabe me, when did it become wrong to change up the games you play? Finish a singleplayer game and keep moving through your backlog or look for something similar, or maybe you do buy something cheap to play with your friends to keep it fresh. What exactly is wrong about that if you're enjoying yourself?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If someone doesn't just spend money on a game without doing any research that's seen as a more genuone way of experiencing a game. Never mind the fact that word of mouth is a concept that is ANCIENT at this point.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been more than a month for all those games. Years for the first 3.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN YOU NEED TO BE MISERABLE LIKE ME STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
    lol

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see people talking about game
    >game seems fun
    >give game a try
    >enjoy it
    >start talking about it
    >cycle repeats
    Ganker will seethe about this because there might have been an eceleb somewhere 10 steps down in the chain.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why do people move on from games
    Because they don't base their identity solely on a hobby they enjoy. Also people who stick to one game for months on end past completion tend to be may allah forgive me...autistic.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the upset zoomers ITT prove this image correct

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You skipped a bunch of them

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >furbies
      Frick, I remember that fad. At least Pokemon cards and Beanie Babies made sense, Furbies became obnoxious after an hour and those things were impossible to turn off.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Charizard is expensive, GX is butt ugly.
        pic-rel is a down payment on a car.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no its not. "appraisers" claim its expensive to try to prop up a fake demand so that you hold their bag, but no one is actually paying that much

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            *it's 5% of a lease on a car.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              did you not understand my post?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm assuming it's a percentage then, I'm accounting for haggling and TCG rates. Saying there's no demand in a world of onions is just as stupid.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all fun games which can be enjoyed with friends
    kino games

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you keep seething while we're having fun lel

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one has ever called something a Pokemon killer. That does not exist

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed for accuracy.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He seems happy ngl

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Among us and Fall Guys lasted more than Shitworld.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit the woah jack, and don't you come back no mo no mo no mo no mo
    Hit the woah jack, and don't you come back no mo

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're new to gaming and don't know the basic pitfalls. They also didn't grow up with more challenging and complex games so they'll never dig deep into a game and enjoy it for more than just surface level novelties.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fall guys came out 4 years ago dude

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the issue exactly?
    They're getting excited about a fun game an issue work you?
    Also among us has been out for YEARS.

    Don't be a baka.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are the first generation raised by mobile phones.
    They have never left the house without GPS in their pocket.
    They have spent less time with their best friend than with their favourite streamer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The streamer is their best(only) friend.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember a single person being excited for Fall guys more than like the initial release week. Then everyone stopped playing until Stumble Guys happened and was just a better game.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even see what the problem is. Good game releases, people play it for a month, and then they look for new experiences again. Are you just mad that they're not just ten thousand hours deep in a map game?

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't even buy valheim but i'm pretty sure that was like 3 years ago

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They move on to whatever their Twitch/Discord troony overlords tell them to play. They have no independent thoughts, they just live vicariously through streamers. They've all moved over to Helldivers now, so you'll need to update that image.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Among us

    Bro, that game is as old now as the NES was when the SNES came out.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember this exact same shit from late 90's/early 00's high school. Kids be kids. I'm more concerned about my fellow millenials who are about to push 40 and still can't let go of this shit. Worst cases are desperate aping zoomer manners and lingo, it's the cringiest middle age crisis I've seen.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im afraid palworld is passé, helldivers 2 is the talk of the town now

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    those damn kids, having fun playing video games with friends
    why can't they just be a miserable piece of shit like me

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