Why aren't more games like Kingdom Hearts?

Why aren't more games like Kingdom Hearts?
>great combat system
>fun minigames every world to break up any potential for tedium
>zones always have cool, forced fights with specific win conditions to break up any potential for tedium
>incredible bosses with fantastic music
>takes from all of the best types of vidya and mashes it into a gigantic themepark

Simply the best vidya franchise possible. Pure fun condensed.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We already have tons of shitty games.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >change zones
    >5m cutscene with nomuras rediculously convoluted lore
    >combat
    >change zones
    >5m of but roxas is inside me? He is my nobody of my somebody of ventus who looks just like him but was in a keyboard war 7 trillion years ago and died to xehabald whose cope hairful somebody i nobodied after i had sex with kairis somebody nobody who is in the shadowrealm protecting whosebody?
    >shut off game

    Literally went to shit storywise after kh1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      KH2 is the peak of the series and the peak of video game narratives.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mongoloid.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      KH2 has so many cutscenes is insane. Like each world without cutscenes would be 15 minutes long at most. Legitimately one of the most overrated games I've ever played.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >KH2 has so many cutscenes *its insane
        And I love every single one of them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a pretty normal jrpg anon.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom Hearts is just japanese take on YIIK.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >takes from all of the best types of vidya and mashes it into a gigantic themepark
    there's hardly any other studio than squeenix that has the clout to have a disney IPs to lure suckers over along with final fantasy nonsense

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Disney's ran out of good properties so Kingdom Hearts is fizzling out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Disney's ran out of good properties
        >Mary Poppins
        >The Incredibles
        >Muppets
        >Coco
        >Inside Out
        >Robin Hood
        >Wreck It Ralph (already in mobile games)
        >Princsess and the Frog
        >an actual Lilo and Stitch world
        >both Rescuers movies
        >Emperors New Groove
        >Finding Nemo
        >OG Star Wars (already in trailer)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Emperors New Groove
          i want it but i feel like it would suck

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd have had that with Versus XIII if Square had let them properly start its production, before completely cannibalizing the team for fricking FFXIV. Now the glorious KH2 is non-existent and we'll only get trash Osaka Team garbage.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot the great music, compassionate characters, and slick openings

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah maybe if you were 15 when it came out, the only redeeming factor is the soundtrack

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope and seethe for having no sincerity or love

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom Hearts is the only series more cringe than 3D Sonic, we certainly don't need more of it but you're getting that with modern Final Fantasy. Enjoy your garbage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be celebrating Sonic in any way that franchise is shit. And don't say Sonic Super Stars looks good. Looks worse than the Genesis games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can bet I'd never even bother with a title like "Sonic Super Stars" the only game I played after 3 was Mania cause I have taste. I dropped Kingdom Hearts after middle school cause I'm not into cringe childish shit, I'm into fun childish shit like Zelda. KH is pure distilled embarrassment of a story and they took so long to make KH3 that no one fricking cared anymore lol.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How has Nomura mastered the art of cute boys so god damn well?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wishes he was one really bad

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and mashes it into a massive Disney LGBTQIA+ pride
    ftfy

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its made under very unique circumstances and they get to experiment with different gameplay mechanics. They don't always work out but appreciate the experimentation. I imagine they get away with it because they know it always sells.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be too sure. Kingdom Hearts 3 disappointed people and interest in the series seems rather low, see the Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeahhh shame about the story and the setting
    Everything else is amazing

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    KH3 mini-games are some of the worst shit you can find in a video game, they are that bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game&Watch clone was kinda neat though. The problem is they force you get high score in every game just to unlock one of the best Keyblade in the game

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    KH2's Final world is pure Kino
    KH3 Sucks ass
    (P.S. Do not play PS2 KH2FM on proud mode warrior route after not playing for a decade and a bit, you're better off playing on crit mode. Always pick the damn shield for the higher difficulties. I don't know if 2.5 is the same)

    Now that I think about it, I wonder if the re-releases of KH1 and 2 Over and Over being successful made SE decide to butcher FF's mainline title completely?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a huge KH homosexual but the only good thing about KH is the music and the gameplay specifically KH2FM. It does blow my mind how nobody has tried to emulate kh2 gameplay though. I'm also a huge gummiship gay but nobody cares besides me and the ikaruga team.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't finished any kh games after kh2 final mix. I just lost interest, I'll probably get back to it after clearing my backlog

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers crying about cutscenes when you can easily skip them
    I don't get it, they will never understand true hell

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the audience for them don't exist outside of Nintendo systems.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what is the Vergil equivalent in KH? A test of skill and knowledge about the game that's incredibly hard on high difficulties. Roxas? Xemnas?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yozora, probably.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda except it's not story heavy and almost every game is like a numbered KH entry in terms of quality. There are some games like Phantom Hourglass but even then they are arguably better than Days or CoM and at least as good as DDD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CoM (GBA) is the third or fourth best game in the franchise. Fourth or Fifth if you count modded playthroughs (BBS got a killer one recently and KH3 modded is actually fun)

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good Kingdom Hearts fanfictions?
    I'd mostly like to read "what if" scenarios. Like, "what if" Roxas beat Riku and took on Organisation XIII. "What if" Terra got his body back from Master Xehanort at the end of BBS?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original is like a strange fever dream. A lovely game. My favorite is the GBA sequel, Chain of Memories. You can tell there was a lot of effort put into its animations and mechanics. I'm a big fan of card games in general though.

    The lore really isn't that difficult to follow if you play the games in order. It's not told in the most straightforward manner, but that's in order to add intrigue just as final fantasy games do.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    combat system
    Too many animations to create and stat values to consider.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    100 Acre Wood is top tier comfy and one of the best worlds in every game it's in (minus CoM) and I'm tired of pretending it's not

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