Why aren't there more 3D metroidvanias like pic related?

Why aren't there more 3D metroidvanias like pic related?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one wants to play your furbait game shill

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marketing for the game is just the coombait
    ask me how I know your game is garbage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come for the female anthro, stay for the schmoovement.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then go back to playing Mario 64 again because its still the best, lets goooo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you should play things or at least watch literally any footage before deciding your opinion?

      nah probably not, you wouldn't be able to comprehend what you saw

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dev added a pants toggle so players get less distracted
    Based

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    there were but adding such level design makes playing through the games feel bare.

    So they prioritized encounters and events

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the genuine reason is it's too easy to get lost in a 3D space.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably are but nobody plays/cares about them b/c they aren't fapbait so no one gives a shit. they probably aren't good either. Doubt this one is that great to warrant the constant threads about it but the fapbait/commissioned arts/horny keep gays talking about it
    it definitely reeks of fotm and won't be remember 2-3 weeks from now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game does look fun to play but it has the lenght of a tech demo so why even bother

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that HMOAF is furry

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know
      i don't care

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool. i still dont associate with fursonacucks or non-hmofa-cucks

      i know
      i don't care

      Based

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah stay mad furboi but you can still ride this human men though hmofa is a worldwide phenomon

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay great but what's the name of the FRICKING game?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      pseudoregalia

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks like ass, no wonder you homosexual shills never post gameplay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the handle of the sword being another blade is moronic. She could have still had the tonfa grip and used it like a regular sword if the handle were a handle.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this looks like a shitty tech demo where you just run around with no goal
        how long is the game?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda want to play this for Sybil but I don't wanna give money to a self censoring troon, is there a crack for this game somewhere?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its been up for a few days in rinru

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      theres a crack in the character's ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but I don't wanna give money to a self censoring troon
      hey Black person it's something you can change in the options

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        we will still not buy your game anon

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pandering to HMOFA is less cringe than pandering to e-girlgays.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pandering to hmofa is a better business decision than pandering to e-girlgays
      fix'd

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not true so long as otaku exist

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          e-girl by itself dont sell in the west anon you must have a very solid game,its a known fact.hmofa oriented games instead sell enough even if is shit,the timing is wrong and so on

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that fricking Grumple Gromit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pandering to hmofa is a better business decision than pandering to e-girlgays
      fix'd

      Not true so long as otaku exist

      e-girl by itself dont sell in the west anon you must have a very solid game,its a known fact.hmofa oriented games instead sell enough even if is shit,the timing is wrong and so on

      >e-girlchads causing random seethe in unrelated threads
      kek
      rent free

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off already. I'm not buying into your furgay shill campaign.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bnuuy girl is really cute but honestly from the webms ive seen, gameplay looks shallow and uninteresting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      just pirate it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ive always been a piratechad, it just doesnt even look interesting enough to play. the level aesthetic/design sucks too, honestly.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anon how are you gonna marketing your game?
        >oh you mean my Ganker shilling campain?
        >just post the same 3 webms over and over and over again,Ganker is dumb and will not be able to see i am shilling it
        >see thats was easy
        >total unit sold:100
        kek

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will continue to post new indie games that look good and you will continue to cry about it.

          Now run back to your Baldur's Gate 3 pre-order threads.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            what game is this?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is a good year for platformers
              https://store.steampowered.com/app/2539960/Orbos_Odyssey/

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neat. Will keep my eye on the funny orb game for the sake of going frickin' fast.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The character looks stupid but the amount of speed in those few seconds feels good. If someone changes that placeholder tier character with kirby I'll probably buy it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              "The Big Catch" it's another indie 3D platformer

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks the big catch and pseudoregaliashit are on the same level
            lol get some self awareness dude

            i hate what Ganker has become. cant even talk about a game youre interested in unless its triple a goyslop without mindbroken schizos screaming "shill"

            >this thread is organic
            yeah dude funny how nobody talks about the story/gameplay or even interested in the future of such game and doesnt even make new webms about it,very organic

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >this thread is organic
              yes, it is. just because its not the single first time a thread has been made doesnt mean its a shill campaign. you are simply mindbroken.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have a small white penis

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                aaand the insecure hapamutt cuckold reveals his true colors. like poetry.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stop making fun of my tiny dick
                lol incel

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                project more, hapa. we all know you wish you were white.

                funny you skipped all the arguments and went straight to "muh repetition"
                i acccept your concession

                you described 95% of Ganker threads though. go whine about those being shill campaigns too.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yells projecting yet responds to those projections
                enjoy never getting laid loser

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                no i described every lewd/waifu threads that are almost generals at this point
                so is this a lewd/waifu thread?if so post porn otherwise frick off and take your shitty webms with you

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                funny you skipped all the arguments and went straight to "muh repetition"
                i acccept your concession

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is the game I'm really holding my breath for. Hope it has a couple cute girls.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            but is the bnuuy, grill?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i hate what Ganker has become. cant even talk about a game youre interested in unless its triple a goyslop without mindbroken schizos screaming "shill"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >total unit sold:100

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you're telling me the most effective marketing strategy for my game is to just make the main character a hot anthro woman?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just check the steam reviews. All of them are just people with 1 hour in talking about goats sitting in their face or shit like that. Almost none of them are actually talking about the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and then give her a human boyfriend late into the game or in the sequel so as make the furries butthurt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      or make her a dateable side character, and i'll at least consider it.
      I don't make all my purchases based solely on things that tickle my fetish.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is this game?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pseudoregalia

      >3D metroidvanias
      Metroid Prime already exists
      >hurr wheres the vania
      STFU, it's the genre name, morons. Metroid is retroactively a metroidvania because that's the common classification people use. Language is flexible, and all that matters is mutual understanding.

      >Metroid Prime already exists
      Uh-huh. And how long ago was the last new game in that series? 16 years ago.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard the game is short. Is it hard? is the story any good?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game can be beat in like 30 minutes if you speedrun it. If you actually play it, it should be in the ball-park of 2.5 hours. I've dropped about 6 hours into it searching for stuff I missed early on. It's worth the price tag IMO, but there are definitely areas of improvement Map, Area design, Only two bosses in the game [one of which becomes a recurring enemy sort of].
      It's possible to sequence break too, and not all powers are needed to get the keys for the final area. The game is cool and sets a good foundation, but definitely could use more content given it was made for a game jam in a month, sort of expected. Honestly, I'd be surprised if there isn't DLC for this or a more expansive sequel.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game's length depends on how easily you get lost. It's not hard unless you try to sequence break it, it gets very tedious near the end. The story is non-existent.
        It's basically a proof of concept, the devs have something going on and I'd really like to see what they come up with next.
        Don't buy, just download the Game Jam version.

        Decided to give it a try and it's pretty decent so far. the movement feels good and the music is great. A map would be nice, but its kind of fun getting lost and exploring different areas. the first boss wasn't much of a challenge. I'm enjoying so far though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game's length depends on how easily you get lost. It's not hard unless you try to sequence break it, it gets very tedious near the end. The story is non-existent.
      It's basically a proof of concept, the devs have something going on and I'd really like to see what they come up with next.
      Don't buy, just download the Game Jam version.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3D metroidvanias
    Metroid Prime already exists
    >hurr wheres the vania
    STFU, it's the genre name, morons. Metroid is retroactively a metroidvania because that's the common classification people use. Language is flexible, and all that matters is mutual understanding.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >metroidvania
    Why do people enjoy padding, closed doors, and pointless backtracking?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, moron. What genres do you like so I can arbitrarily shit all over them?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES ARE BETTER THAN YOURS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like exploring and figuring out how to navigate an area.
      Unfortunately with some Metroidvanias, the solution to navigation is just to keep track of where you can't go, like hugging a wall in a maze.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is the topless with pants option coming out

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it really the dev shilling this game? have they posted wip webm of the game in the past or something?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >metroidvanias
    You answered yourself, its a shit genre on pair with roguelikes, tower defenses and deck building

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two of those are great though, gag yourself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thing bad because trendy

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to rest my head on her strong, fluffy thighs.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    mfw there will never be a Tomb Raider indie game despite giving the best 3D level design to ever grace the 3D space that isn't Dark Souls, because for some weird reason despite metroid or castlevania never selling more than like 2 or 3 million, everyone wants to copy them.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”I will make hat from you little bunny.”
    I should’ve finished that parody drawing.

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