I made a Barbarian and he's wild, but Lae'zel just hits people with like some folded up paper or something
My Barbarian will casually hit twice for like 20 each and usually can one hit everyone so far (I'm in Act 1) and Lae'zel just misses basically everything, or if she hits it's like 10 damage, what am I doing wrong? I have superiority die and glancing and distracting and precision hits
It’s all luck. My Laezel has been 2 shorting every enemy before I can even touch them with my barb all through act one. I started skipping her turns because she ends the encounter so fast that I can’t even turn rage on before everyone’s dead. I made a warlock to test how I liked caster and my karlach has spent the entire portion of act 1 missing 90% of the time. It’s just dice rolls I guess
I wish owlkek would make a pathfinder 2nd edition game because they went from casters absolutely cucking all martials and fighters being dogshit to fighters being the absolute godclass and it always reminds me of this webm
paladins haven't needed to be lawful good in over a decade and 5e in particular has oath of vengence aka oath of doing anything I want with a big sword and superpowers
Paladins are lawful by default, but they are not necessarily lawful good all the time since you, as paladin, can worship different deities and be both good guy or evil, depending on alignment. Lawful evil paladin can also be a thing.
Even better. Frick your goody 2 shoes shit.
Either pay up and serve my God, or I'll burn your house.
8 months ago
Anonymous
UWU… You’re so kewl… The new rules suuuuuuuck, and are made by pink and blue haired people. It in necessary that paladins are Powerwolf, lawful good. When I think paladin, I am thinking like Paladin Alexander Anderson of the Vatican's Section XIII, Iscariot. Sorry, this other stuff is so weak. I laugh in the face of evil. I detect evil, and I am turning your undead. Bye.
I doubt anyone in history could fight off three well armed people at once. You didn't get chills from anything in reality, you got chills from a CGI fantasy video game trailer. You're like those redditors who cry at Marvel movies.
>his head is so full of israeli media he thinks no one could ever win an unfair fight
wait sorry what if it was iron man fighting off 3 people haha that's so epic
8 months ago
Anonymous
Realistically what do you think a person can do to defend themselves against two armed and trained killers coming at them simultaneously from opposite sides? Nevermind three. Actually think for a second what possible move even an exceptionally trained and armed person could do to get out alive in that scenario.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>every fight is full of all equally skilled people
frick off
8 months ago
Anonymous
Not really impressive to be able to fight off multiple people when they suck at fighting.
8 months ago
Anonymous
History is full of anecdotes of people doing this, from stamford bridge to random ungabungas on shitty little islands. These guys always get taken out by someone sneaking up behind (or below) them while they're distracted fighting a dozen other guys in front. Key word of course being "sneaking". Nobody can defend against being snuck up on while concentrating.
8 months ago
Anonymous
i get the feeling that you're literally 16 years old
>human >male >fighter >battlemaster >use titanstring bow >use 18 dex gloves >stack all the STR >str halberd >str BVLL clothing >24 STR >disarming homies >knocking back homies >frightening homies >hitting for 30 damage average >jumping 100 feet into the air
I haven't had this much fun since Dragon's Dogma ranger
The race and class of your character doesn't matter. The fricking obnoxious homosexual bard you're playing that rolls seduce on everything is going to be a pain in the ass to be around whether they're human or tiefling or half-orc or whatever. I don't know where people got the idea that their appearance suddenly makes them interesting.
Most rpgs don't do fighters well, so I stick with mechanically more interesting classes that give me more options.
In games that have fun melee combat, I'll absolutely play a fighter.
because I wanted to play a warlock
Because the fighter subclasses fricking suck
Because I'm playing a human paladin.
I made a Barbarian and he's wild, but Lae'zel just hits people with like some folded up paper or something
My Barbarian will casually hit twice for like 20 each and usually can one hit everyone so far (I'm in Act 1) and Lae'zel just misses basically everything, or if she hits it's like 10 damage, what am I doing wrong? I have superiority die and glancing and distracting and precision hits
picrel my barb
>what am I doing wrong?
Nothing, D&D just sucks.
It’s all luck. My Laezel has been 2 shorting every enemy before I can even touch them with my barb all through act one. I started skipping her turns because she ends the encounter so fast that I can’t even turn rage on before everyone’s dead. I made a warlock to test how I liked caster and my karlach has spent the entire portion of act 1 missing 90% of the time. It’s just dice rolls I guess
Because the human heads are trash and all the mods that add cute young male human heads are broken.
Also my BG1/2 protagonist was already a fighter why would i want a fighter again.
gross
>demon
>and a gay
I would smite you down where you stand if you were in my party
>demon
devil*
>I can't post pics
>But you can
Frick asiaticmoot
I have the dark urge to violently murder tieflings
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>helmet that covers my face: check
>steel sword: check
>silent protagonist: check
What a chad.
This was my intention for BG3 until I realized you had to speak all the time and there's no face-concealing helmets.
I wish owlkek would make a pathfinder 2nd edition game because they went from casters absolutely cucking all martials and fighters being dogshit to fighters being the absolute godclass and it always reminds me of this webm
shitposting aside I hate the fact that so many normalgays hate silent protags now. I always loved them and I still do.
is starfield's protag silent?
same even better if he says maybe 1-2 words or sentence the whole game showing he can talk just chooses not to
Wizard chad, I'm over here levitating and chucking fireballs at you low IQ fighters.
>survives fireball
>throws javelin through the wizard
>use action surge and do it again just to be funny
>survive fireball
>headshot wizard with a crossbow
nothing personnel, better next time, loser
I prefer science fiction games where I can play as a machine
I love being a robot in games (pic not representitive, I just like robots)
The world is fantastical enough without me being a multicoloured freak, isn't it
Because there’s literally nothing wrong with raising the dead to be my human fighters instead
Male human fighters are the vegans of fantasy.
Because I played a human Great Old One warlock.
I am. In every mmo or singleplayer rpg I pick human male warrior/fighter.
>Human fighter
>2000 years worth of roleplay
>Considered "basic" by rogue drow and tiefling warlock players
5E and Critical Role were a mistake
Human fighter has been peak reddit for years. Human or dwarf paladin is where it's at.
Paladin is the literal personification of reddit
OoV paladin is peak performance
>muh reddit
this is completely meaningless at this point. you're just barking like a dog.
Paladins are lawful good, your average numale is somewhere between CG and CN
paladins haven't needed to be lawful good in over a decade and 5e in particular has oath of vengence aka oath of doing anything I want with a big sword and superpowers
Do I look like I give a shit about nu-dnd?
that's been optional rules in Unearthed Arcana for longer than that my guy
Paladins are lawful by default, but they are not necessarily lawful good all the time since you, as paladin, can worship different deities and be both good guy or evil, depending on alignment. Lawful evil paladin can also be a thing.
>Lawful evil paladin can also be a thing.
Lawful evil is even less reddit, it's the anti wholesome 100 alignment.
Even better. Frick your goody 2 shoes shit.
Either pay up and serve my God, or I'll burn your house.
UWU… You’re so kewl… The new rules suuuuuuuck, and are made by pink and blue haired people. It in necessary that paladins are Powerwolf, lawful good. When I think paladin, I am thinking like Paladin Alexander Anderson of the Vatican's Section XIII, Iscariot. Sorry, this other stuff is so weak. I laugh in the face of evil. I detect evil, and I am turning your undead. Bye.
Because I needed human Paladin in order to SMITE
>Character creator
>Max age slider
>Max beard
>Max hair
>Gray hair
Oh yeah. It's wizard time.
>characters in game treat you like you're a young adult
Elminster? Is that you?
>male
>dark elf
>the edgiest melee/spellcaster combo I can make
yep, time to game
>Why aren't you playing a human fighter, bros?
I'm playing a human wizard. Already have my waif Lae'zel do all the muscle shit for me.
the frick are you talking about
I didn't know until recently that playing a plain ass white male human fighter in an RPG made some people seethe as hard as it does.
Luv me poisons
Luv me knoives
I'll nevah bin me knoives
you wouldn't get it, tourist nonwhite
You got chills from a video game trailer what I "get" from this is that you're a numale soiboi
no, i got chills from the reality that there WERE white men that could fight like that, and there were probably less than 100 of them in history
oh also mongols
they aren't capable of self inserting, just like they can't picture apples in their heads
I doubt anyone in history could fight off three well armed people at once. You didn't get chills from anything in reality, you got chills from a CGI fantasy video game trailer. You're like those redditors who cry at Marvel movies.
>his head is so full of israeli media he thinks no one could ever win an unfair fight
wait sorry what if it was iron man fighting off 3 people haha that's so epic
Realistically what do you think a person can do to defend themselves against two armed and trained killers coming at them simultaneously from opposite sides? Nevermind three. Actually think for a second what possible move even an exceptionally trained and armed person could do to get out alive in that scenario.
>every fight is full of all equally skilled people
frick off
Not really impressive to be able to fight off multiple people when they suck at fighting.
History is full of anecdotes of people doing this, from stamford bridge to random ungabungas on shitty little islands. These guys always get taken out by someone sneaking up behind (or below) them while they're distracted fighting a dozen other guys in front. Key word of course being "sneaking". Nobody can defend against being snuck up on while concentrating.
i get the feeling that you're literally 16 years old
Because I'm playing a dwarf fighter
Because I'm not that gay.
because bg3 is goyslop
True
Because I have creativity and also fists as an ayyy brawler.
>human
>male
>fighter
>battlemaster
>use titanstring bow
>use 18 dex gloves
>stack all the STR
>str halberd
>str BVLL clothing
>24 STR
>disarming homies
>knocking back homies
>frightening homies
>hitting for 30 damage average
>jumping 100 feet into the air
I haven't had this much fun since Dragon's Dogma ranger
The race and class of your character doesn't matter. The fricking obnoxious homosexual bard you're playing that rolls seduce on everything is going to be a pain in the ass to be around whether they're human or tiefling or half-orc or whatever. I don't know where people got the idea that their appearance suddenly makes them interesting.
Because dwarves exist.
Dwarves are based support characters, but as main characters they can't compete with humans.
SHORTsighted, as well?
I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole. Diggy, diggy, hole, diggy, diggy, hole! (Look up Windrose)
unironically me
Most rpgs don't do fighters well, so I stick with mechanically more interesting classes that give me more options.
In games that have fun melee combat, I'll absolutely play a fighter.
For me, it's Sword and Shield.
I always do to show that the human fighting race is superior.
Because im playing a fat ugly bastard goblin
bump
Why do dumbass Black folk do this maybe try contributing to the fricking thread if you want it to stay up
Bumppity bump bump?