Why aren't you playing a human fighter, bros?

Why aren't you playing a human fighter, bros?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because I wanted to play a warlock

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the fighter subclasses fricking suck

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm playing a human paladin.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made a Barbarian and he's wild, but Lae'zel just hits people with like some folded up paper or something

    My Barbarian will casually hit twice for like 20 each and usually can one hit everyone so far (I'm in Act 1) and Lae'zel just misses basically everything, or if she hits it's like 10 damage, what am I doing wrong? I have superiority die and glancing and distracting and precision hits

    picrel my barb

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what am I doing wrong?
      Nothing, D&D just sucks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s all luck. My Laezel has been 2 shorting every enemy before I can even touch them with my barb all through act one. I started skipping her turns because she ends the encounter so fast that I can’t even turn rage on before everyone’s dead. I made a warlock to test how I liked caster and my karlach has spent the entire portion of act 1 missing 90% of the time. It’s just dice rolls I guess

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the human heads are trash and all the mods that add cute young male human heads are broken.

    Also my BG1/2 protagonist was already a fighter why would i want a fighter again.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gross

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >demon
      >and a gay
      I would smite you down where you stand if you were in my party

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >demon
        devil*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't post pics
      >But you can
      Frick asiaticmoot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have the dark urge to violently murder tieflings

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

    >helmet that covers my face: check
    >steel sword: check
    >silent protagonist: check

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a chad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was my intention for BG3 until I realized you had to speak all the time and there's no face-concealing helmets.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish owlkek would make a pathfinder 2nd edition game because they went from casters absolutely cucking all martials and fighters being dogshit to fighters being the absolute godclass and it always reminds me of this webm

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shitposting aside I hate the fact that so many normalgays hate silent protags now. I always loved them and I still do.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        is starfield's protag silent?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        same even better if he says maybe 1-2 words or sentence the whole game showing he can talk just chooses not to

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard chad, I'm over here levitating and chucking fireballs at you low IQ fighters.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >survives fireball
      >throws javelin through the wizard
      >use action surge and do it again just to be funny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >survive fireball
      >headshot wizard with a crossbow
      nothing personnel, better next time, loser

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer science fiction games where I can play as a machine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love being a robot in games (pic not representitive, I just like robots)

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world is fantastical enough without me being a multicoloured freak, isn't it

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because there’s literally nothing wrong with raising the dead to be my human fighters instead

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Male human fighters are the vegans of fantasy.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I played a human Great Old One warlock.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am. In every mmo or singleplayer rpg I pick human male warrior/fighter.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Human fighter
    >2000 years worth of roleplay
    >Considered "basic" by rogue drow and tiefling warlock players
    5E and Critical Role were a mistake

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Human fighter has been peak reddit for years. Human or dwarf paladin is where it's at.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paladin is the literal personification of reddit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        OoV paladin is peak performance

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh reddit
        this is completely meaningless at this point. you're just barking like a dog.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paladins are lawful good, your average numale is somewhere between CG and CN

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          paladins haven't needed to be lawful good in over a decade and 5e in particular has oath of vengence aka oath of doing anything I want with a big sword and superpowers

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do I look like I give a shit about nu-dnd?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's been optional rules in Unearthed Arcana for longer than that my guy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paladins are lawful by default, but they are not necessarily lawful good all the time since you, as paladin, can worship different deities and be both good guy or evil, depending on alignment. Lawful evil paladin can also be a thing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lawful evil paladin can also be a thing.
            Lawful evil is even less reddit, it's the anti wholesome 100 alignment.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Even better. Frick your goody 2 shoes shit.
              Either pay up and serve my God, or I'll burn your house.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                UWU… You’re so kewl… The new rules suuuuuuuck, and are made by pink and blue haired people. It in necessary that paladins are Powerwolf, lawful good. When I think paladin, I am thinking like Paladin Alexander Anderson of the Vatican's Section XIII, Iscariot. Sorry, this other stuff is so weak. I laugh in the face of evil. I detect evil, and I am turning your undead. Bye.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I needed human Paladin in order to SMITE

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Character creator
    >Max age slider
    >Max beard
    >Max hair
    >Gray hair

    Oh yeah. It's wizard time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >characters in game treat you like you're a young adult

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elminster? Is that you?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >male
    >dark elf
    >the edgiest melee/spellcaster combo I can make
    yep, time to game

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you playing a human fighter, bros?
    I'm playing a human wizard. Already have my waif Lae'zel do all the muscle shit for me.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the frick are you talking about

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know until recently that playing a plain ass white male human fighter in an RPG made some people seethe as hard as it does.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luv me poisons
    Luv me knoives
    I'll nevah bin me knoives

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you wouldn't get it, tourist nonwhite

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      the frick are you talking about

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You got chills from a video game trailer what I "get" from this is that you're a numale soiboi

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, i got chills from the reality that there WERE white men that could fight like that, and there were probably less than 100 of them in history

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh also mongols

            shitposting aside I hate the fact that so many normalgays hate silent protags now. I always loved them and I still do.

            they aren't capable of self inserting, just like they can't picture apples in their heads

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt anyone in history could fight off three well armed people at once. You didn't get chills from anything in reality, you got chills from a CGI fantasy video game trailer. You're like those redditors who cry at Marvel movies.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >his head is so full of israeli media he thinks no one could ever win an unfair fight

              wait sorry what if it was iron man fighting off 3 people haha that's so epic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Realistically what do you think a person can do to defend themselves against two armed and trained killers coming at them simultaneously from opposite sides? Nevermind three. Actually think for a second what possible move even an exceptionally trained and armed person could do to get out alive in that scenario.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >every fight is full of all equally skilled people
                frick off

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really impressive to be able to fight off multiple people when they suck at fighting.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                History is full of anecdotes of people doing this, from stamford bridge to random ungabungas on shitty little islands. These guys always get taken out by someone sneaking up behind (or below) them while they're distracted fighting a dozen other guys in front. Key word of course being "sneaking". Nobody can defend against being snuck up on while concentrating.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i get the feeling that you're literally 16 years old

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm playing a dwarf fighter

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not that gay.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because bg3 is goyslop

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      True

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I have creativity and also fists as an ayyy brawler.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >human
    >male
    >fighter
    >battlemaster
    >use titanstring bow
    >use 18 dex gloves
    >stack all the STR
    >str halberd
    >str BVLL clothing
    >24 STR
    >disarming homies
    >knocking back homies
    >frightening homies
    >hitting for 30 damage average
    >jumping 100 feet into the air

    I haven't had this much fun since Dragon's Dogma ranger

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The race and class of your character doesn't matter. The fricking obnoxious homosexual bard you're playing that rolls seduce on everything is going to be a pain in the ass to be around whether they're human or tiefling or half-orc or whatever. I don't know where people got the idea that their appearance suddenly makes them interesting.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because dwarves exist.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dwarves are based support characters, but as main characters they can't compete with humans.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHORTsighted, as well?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole. Diggy, diggy, hole, diggy, diggy, hole! (Look up Windrose)

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically me

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most rpgs don't do fighters well, so I stick with mechanically more interesting classes that give me more options.
    In games that have fun melee combat, I'll absolutely play a fighter.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Sword and Shield.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always do to show that the human fighting race is superior.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because im playing a fat ugly bastard goblin

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do dumbass Black folk do this maybe try contributing to the fricking thread if you want it to stay up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bumppity bump bump?

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