Why aren't you playing Resident Evil VII (2017) right now?

Why aren't you playing Resident Evil VII (2017) right now?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have never played a Resident Evil game besides the Vr one in a small empty room with an alcoholic root beer and a great friend

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and a great friend

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks israeli

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause I already beat it 3 times and I don't want to play it again for a while

    why aren't (YOU) playing it right now?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching football

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm generating furry porn using Stable Diffusion.
    RE7 was great though. That final DLC was wild.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Chris is fricking ugly and it makes the game trash

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not chris that's redfield

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the one with the boat level at the end because if so that was the best part of that game.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a good game and Ethan is an incredibly unlikable protagonist.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game made for online influencers.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause I don't have it in my library?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because normal difficulty is too easy and hard difficulty is absolute cancer. I find this happens a lot in Japanese games. Metal Gear Solid 2-3 bosses on the hardest difficulty are fricking bullshit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MGS2-3
      Indeed, I only completed those games on hard and perhaps very hard but I remember watching my friend play MGS2 on 'european extreme' and the metal gear ray fight sent like 30 metal gears at you.

      As for MGS7, I just played that recently and it's awesome. I just played 5 for the first time and playing 6 now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MGS7
        I meant fricking Resident Evil 7

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I find this happens a lot in Japanese games
      it's endemic to the entire industry, one of the biggest problems. you can play a mode that has a smooth, appealing flow and be completely unchallenged, or you can play a harder mode where the game grinds to a halt and the only viable way to play is cautious cheesing.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mod for me to skip the cutscenes on PC? That's honestly what's holding me back from replaying it again. I really enjoyed RE7 and I think it's better than village because it's actually scary instead of being FPS RE4

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.nexusmods.com/residentevil7/mods/85
      googled this for you

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz I'm playing 6 with a buddy and laughing at all the dumb shit we're finding. I ain't got time for some meandering FPS that has the enemy variety of an Atari 2600 game.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because re7 is the only mainline game with o replay value

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I dont want to play outlast:resident evil edition

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it’s not a good game and because it’s an insult to the IP.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trying new things... le bad

      tedious luddite

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le change for the sake of change regardless of good or bad
        Tzeentchian homosexual.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you love RE4 homo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Re4 still had tank controls so it was only half bad.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your dad has tank controls

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >saying your mom is disrespectful to women so I have to subvert
            Uh huh.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love RE4 as it’s own thing. Otherwise
        REmake>RE2>CV>RE3>RE0
        Texas Chainsaw Massacre: But Actually There’s a Scary Little Girl and We Put the Resident Evil Name on It For No Reason doesn’t count as a Resident Evil game and is not fun IMO.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    7 could have been a hillbilly horror masterpiece if they just committed to it fully. But Japan is full of pussies and couldn't even handle their heavily censored version of the already toned down game we got.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    already beat it, playing Revelations 2 now

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    To busy jacking off the eveline

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because im browsing v

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not October yet, also hate the movement and camera. And the intro is so long, I’ve done this boring shit already, throw me in the deep end.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm away from my puter

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only ever played RE4 (GameCube), I'm thinking of playing RE7 and then RE2 remake. Is this a solid order?

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i dont like resident evil

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because RESIDENT EVIL SUCKS!

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've owned it for 3-4 years and never had an itch to play it

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried but the mold take too many shots
    >just avoid them!!
    This ain’t a third person game where you can judge distance
    Re7 expects you to kill every molded and it gets really frustrating
    >no you don’t have to kill everything
    The actual dev confirmed that you do, speedrunners also agree

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for getting closer to halloween.
    God i love this game.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting on the iPhone port

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should have been a new IP called "Madhouse" and been more like the concept art.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game really needed those twin characters, only having the mom, dad, and brother kind of wasted the family premise.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i have already like 5 times

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Jack makes me shit my pants. I already beat it once and chose Zoe, but I'll go back to it one day for the Mia route.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It does not appeal to me. Silent Hill appeals to me.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because that shit SUCKS.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't play anything newer than 2015 . it would absolutely melt my shit

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