Steam doesn't even run on Windows 7 anymore and every single DirectX 11 GPU (going back to 2010) supports 12. What the frick are you running that can't do DirectX 12?
I make $150k a year. No need to upgrade my PC when it still works. I'm not a wasteful brat.
I'll use this PC until it literally dies from mechanical failure.
It's an indication that the developers believe in such moronarion, and as a result the game will have some aspects of woke ideology in it. There's absolutely nothing positive to gain from including any part modern gender theory in anything.
They is not a singular pronoun when the gender of the person is known.
>They is not a singular pronoun when the gender of the person is known.
Why not?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Learn to speak the language you're typing in
3 months ago
Anonymous
That's not an answer, language is very mutable, you don't go around typing "Ye" instead of "The" but they're both English, could you provide an actual answer?
3 months ago
Anonymous
You don't want an answer, you want to act the indignant fool, rope yourself.
3 months ago
Anonymous
No, I'd love an answer but I'm gathering you can't provide one so you're dodging the question.
3 months ago
Anonymous
He's right, have a nice day.
They is a pronoun used for multiple things or if the gender of the antecedent is unknown.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>They is a pronoun used for multiple things or if the gender of the antecedent is unknown.
But why can't it be used in the singular?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Because every person is one of two sexes and our languages are built around this inescapable fact of life. >inb4 "b-but what about this genetic disorder that maybe 10 people in all of recorded history have had?"
Even abominations like that pick a sex and stick with it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>and our languages are built around this inescapable fact of life.
Genuinely what did you mean by this?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Any and all anons that responded to you meant that you should have a nice day immediately.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Not sure why trying to discuss etymology and the English langauge makes you so angry.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Because you don't just get to change the rules of a language, to suit your mental illnesses. It took hundreds of years for gendered nouns to slowly drop out of use. It was done, because it simplified the language.
Adding They/Them & neo-pronouns, do not simplify English, they make it more complex, which is why it will never catch on, and will only stay as uncommon slang used by only a small subset, and will die off. Neo-pronouns are already only used by people with dissociative identity disorder, as a coping mechanism, because they aren't receiving proper mental health treatment. Adding They/Them to the list of acceptable pronouns, doesn't actually give any information that the other person wants, it does the exact opposite actually. Learn how language works, because any more, requires you to actually be smart enough for university English, which you're not smart enough for.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Because you don't just get to change the rules of a language
What rule exactly is being changed?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Using plural pronouns in the place of singular pronouns. Learn English, ESL. If you're not an ESL, then hang your head in shame of having a failure of an education.
How pronouns work, was supposed to be taught in elementary school.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Using plural pronouns in the place of singular pronoun
It's not a plural pronoun though, as discussed it's already got singular application.
3 months ago
Anonymous
They/Them are a plural pronouns, as slang doesn't control language. Learn2English, ESL.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>as slang doesn't control language
Except it does, quite heavily in fact.
3 months ago
Anonymous
It really doesn't, which is why you're an ESL. Try getting an academic paper published, in a respectable publication, full of internet and hood slang.
Unless you're writing on the evolution of language usage, specifically on the topic of slang, then you'll never get a paper published, when you use such words. And in this case, you wouldn't be using the slang in usage, but in reference to evolution, so it doesn't even count for your point.
Slang doesn't matter, because in 5-10 years, the next generation is going to laugh at you, for using "old people words".
There's a reason why there's a thousand different words to refer to someone being popular or cool. Because slang evolves faster than language will adapt. Words go in and out of fashion, and don't become official.
There's a reason why sites like urban dictionary are actually useful, because English doesn't adopt all of the slang.
By the time Bootylicious became an official word, it was already on the way out of use. Now, the idea of saying Bootylicious, would be met with laughter, of using such an "old word". Even though when Destiny's Child's song was new, it was used quite a bit. And that word is only a little over 20 years old. It's ancient already.
The only way Gen Alpha would use They/Them, in any meaningful amount, is if all the Twitch streamers started using it. They/Them will be dead in less than a decade, because it's already less fashionable to state pronouns. Neo-pronouns never caught on.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>full of internet and hood slang
So we're just changing goalposts then? Even then internet slang is being constantly added to the dictionary
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not changing the topic, as They/Them lives more online than it does in reality. But group They/Them into whatever technical wording you want, and substitute it into the place of "internet and hood", if your autism is flaring up.
Argue the actual point(which you can't), instead of trying to split hairs.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>as They/Them lives more online than it does in reality >more
So you admit it's not just internet slang?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>So you admit it's not just internet slang?
Oh, some people use it in person, but that doesn't change the fact that you're not actually arguing about the point, and you're actually just trying to split hairs.
Are you going to argue the actual point(you won't and can't), or are you going to keep going down this pointless tangent(you will and it's all you can do)?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Are you going to argue the actual point
As I already pointed out and you completely ignored, these words that you just say are "internet slang" are constantly being added to the dictionary, the English language is mutable and always has been not just some weird monolith. Almost nothing we'd use as standard English now would've been used 200 years ago and we both know it, but keep screamIing ESL as that strawman seems to be all you have.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>"internet slang" are constantly being added to the dictionary,
Not that constant. Certainly not They/Them or neo-pronouns. Very few slang words are actually adopted into official words. >Almost nothing we'd use as standard English now would've been used 200 years ago
You're absolutely moronic, as anyone with a functional brain, can read the original Shakespear plays and sonnets, without the updated English text, and understand what is being said. And that was 400 years ago. You can absolutely read a 200 year old document, with little trouble.
Are you actually going to address anything I actually said now?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>can read the original Shakespear plays and sonnets, without the updated English text, and understand what is being said
Yeah no shit, that isn't what I argued at all in fact you're only proving my point by saying "without the updated English text"
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Yeah no shit, that isn't what I argued at all in fact you're only proving my point by saying "without the updated English text"
No, it doesn't prove your point, because my point is that English is slow to change, and you're saying that it's fast to change.
You're trying to say that slang dominates English, while I'm saying that slang is irrelevant.
I'm saying that They/Them as singular pronouns will forever stay as slang usage, because it will be dropped before it becomes standard. Unless you think the people who publish dictionaries will publish Gyatt shortly.
They/Them will forever be plural, because it complicates English to make it singular.
The "Royal" You(plural) is already very confusing for the majority of people, and requires the additional "Royal" qualification, because we don't commonly use You, as a plural pronoun, even though it's still technically in our official language.
They/Them adds the same kind of confusion. So it will never catch on.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>They/Them will forever be plural, because it complicates English to make it singular.
How so?
3 months ago
Anonymous
I've already said it. It doesn't give you the information that He/Him & She/Her give. It's obtuse as a singular pronoun, because it will break our ability to properly parse sentences. Our entire system of verb conjugations will become complete nonsense, when they're already in a pretty good place. We're not going to change our entire system, to appease less than 1% of the population.
I'm serious, you don't have a high enough English comprehension to defend your point. Unless you actually reply with an actual counter-argument, to why They/Them and neo-pronouns should be adopted, this is my last post about this.
Stop arguing with the troony
Trannies need to be opposed, otherwise they think they're the dominate culture.
3 months ago
Anonymous
He's (you) baiting. No one on Ganker has this ideology.
3 months ago
Anonymous
That troony leads an empty life, if the only source of attention is Gankerners showing an ESL's stupidity.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Stop arguing with the troony
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Bootylicious became an official word
Please tell me this is a joke and didn't actually happen?
Also can you guys aregue about pronouns somewhere else? We're trying to talk about what furry midget is most frickable.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Please tell me this is a joke and didn't actually happen?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bootylicious >" the popularity of "Bootylicious" caused the slang word to become widespread, being added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2004 under the definition "(of a woman) sexually attractive"."
It happened(obviously before you were born), and can technically be used in professional documents.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>It happened(obviously before you were born)
I was 11 if this happened in 2004.
Why the frick would I have the worthless knowledge of bootylicious being added to the dictionary?
Why do so many people on Ganker think everyone but them is 12 years old?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Why the frick would I have the worthless knowledge of bootylicious being added to the dictionary?
Why the frick can't you just google it? >Why do so many people on Ganker think everyone but them is 12 years old?
Have you seen the intelligence of the average Ganker poster? It's better to assume that they're underage, than actually being this stupid.
I'm assuming this was finished before Riot fired many employees, yes? Because the most notable employees that got fired were the ones making everyone LGBT, uglier, censoring the females, etc.
Worse, you paid 30$ for pozzed chinkslop. Worst of both worlds. In addition every Riotforge game is really short, with the exception of the ruination one. I wish Riot sticked to TV shows, it's the only thing they can get right.
I liked having the cute female midget race sperate from the gay furry midgets, but Lulu helped change my mind back then.
One of the reason I don't like Vex though is because of the ugly animal nose.
My thoughts on this game after about an hour of playing
Story/characters/setting are exactly what I would expect from a yordle game. Light hearted fluffy and wholesome
Gameplay seems to consist of gathering materials, crafting and fetch quests.
Biggest massive glaring gameplay problem so far is that crafting takes real world time as if it was some fricking terrible f2p Facebook game that wants you to buy zonkpoints to skip crafting time.
Average time is like 15-20 seconds that I've seen, but some things like pic related are several minutes.
How the frick did the devs think this was a good idea? For an early quest I needed 1 piece of wood, and 1 rock. The wood and the rock are gotten from refining junk (15 seconds each) and then further refining to wood and stone (15 seconds each).
So I spent 60 seconds doing nothing but standing there waiting.
Liking Yodles and wanting to frick them aren't the same thing, but one does definitely lead to the other.
Also any oldgay will remember the two different yordlefricker incidents from pros on stream
Do you remember the year (2021 or 2022 i dont remember well) when Tristana was the most searched lol character in pornhub? And no other human character, just yordles.
>no other human character, just yordles.
Iirc jinx or ahri were there too. But way down the list. I still think the main reasoning was anyone looking for porn of humans from the game just look up league of legends, while if you want specific fetish shit like yordles you'll have to specify.
why do they have those ugly ass bead eyes, their anime eyes is what gives them their appeal in the first place, the original tristana and poppy had ugly ass bead eyes and everyone thought they are ugly
No he's just the generic villain but mostly played for laughs.
Honestly this might be my least favorite Riot Forge game so far, which sucks because it's the last Riot Forge game period after they fired 11% of their staff and shuttered it. I like yordles and it's just not that fun and they did very little with the worldbuilding.
I mean look at Ruined King for comparison, that's like the best look we've gotten at Bilgewater ever and the best representation of LoL lore next to Arcane.
The game came out today, but I assume he's either the main antagonist, or everyone assumes he's the main antagonist and then it turns out to be someone else
does this have a dynamic campaign like arma 2?
it has furry midgets people want to frick
Vex is the only furry midget I want to frick.
Vex is the worst yordle though.
astoundingly shit taste
>le gloomy emo loser
Sorry for your shit taste. Vex is literally just raven but furry.
>but furry
Ruined Raven then.
>Vex is literally just raven but furry.
And this is supposed to be a bad thing?
Let me guess, you're a zoomer.
No, I'm older than you.
the worst post of the day
Worst female yordle, yes.
Yeah I guess I should have specified, afterall, Rumble and Kennen exist.
NTA but it's true, that said I'd still frick Vex
For me it's
Lulu > Trist > Poppy > Vex
I would swap trist and lulu, but yes.
I still think there needs to be more porn where lulu hugify a dick
I forgot about Lulu. I haven't played this dog shit game in like a decade.
So, there are two furry midgets I want to frick.
Vex > Lulu btw
>NTA
I was literally just looking at getting this.
>DirectX: Version 12
hard pass
go buy it on switch instead
also friendly reminder that if you put your address as anywhere in montana, you don't pay any sales tax on digital goods
Steam doesn't even run on Windows 7 anymore and every single DirectX 11 GPU (going back to 2010) supports 12. What the frick are you running that can't do DirectX 12?
8800 GT
Windows 7
I stopped Steam from updating more than a year ago.
Frick off, it runs everything else just fine.
Are you poor?
I make $150k a year. No need to upgrade my PC when it still works. I'm not a wasteful brat.
I'll use this PC until it literally dies from mechanical failure.
I think you're lying about your income on Ganker for some reason.
There's no reason someone that plays steam games would have an 8800 gt in 2024.
you are an idiot. Just fricking upgrade to windows or linux you stupid Black person.
>Steam doesn't even run on Windows 7 anymore
How's that Kool-Aid taste? I bet you think Flash is "dead" too.
I literally cannot figure out what this game is about, nothing on the store page actually explains what the game is about or what you do.
>very first thing when starting new game
>choose your pronouns
>defaults to they
Did I just pay $30 for pozzed garbage?
yes, refund immediately
Bro... Turn your schizophrenia down a bit.
Get raped twice and have a nice day, you moronic fricking troony homosexual sack of Black person shit with down syndrome.
Looks really boring.
Post more buzzwords.
I wish mobashitters weren't allowed on this board.
>moba
they are called ASShomosexualS sonny
>I wish mobashitters weren't allowed on this board.
But Anon, they are the main source of shortstacks on the board.
>picking pronouns are a good thing, chud!
See
>picking pronouns are a good thing, chud!
What makes it a bad thing?
It's an indication that the developers believe in such moronarion, and as a result the game will have some aspects of woke ideology in it. There's absolutely nothing positive to gain from including any part modern gender theory in anything.
They is not a singular pronoun when the gender of the person is known.
>They is not a singular pronoun when the gender of the person is known.
Why not?
Learn to speak the language you're typing in
That's not an answer, language is very mutable, you don't go around typing "Ye" instead of "The" but they're both English, could you provide an actual answer?
You don't want an answer, you want to act the indignant fool, rope yourself.
No, I'd love an answer but I'm gathering you can't provide one so you're dodging the question.
He's right, have a nice day.
They is a pronoun used for multiple things or if the gender of the antecedent is unknown.
>They is a pronoun used for multiple things or if the gender of the antecedent is unknown.
But why can't it be used in the singular?
Because every person is one of two sexes and our languages are built around this inescapable fact of life.
>inb4 "b-but what about this genetic disorder that maybe 10 people in all of recorded history have had?"
Even abominations like that pick a sex and stick with it.
>and our languages are built around this inescapable fact of life.
Genuinely what did you mean by this?
Any and all anons that responded to you meant that you should have a nice day immediately.
Not sure why trying to discuss etymology and the English langauge makes you so angry.
Because you don't just get to change the rules of a language, to suit your mental illnesses. It took hundreds of years for gendered nouns to slowly drop out of use. It was done, because it simplified the language.
Adding They/Them & neo-pronouns, do not simplify English, they make it more complex, which is why it will never catch on, and will only stay as uncommon slang used by only a small subset, and will die off. Neo-pronouns are already only used by people with dissociative identity disorder, as a coping mechanism, because they aren't receiving proper mental health treatment. Adding They/Them to the list of acceptable pronouns, doesn't actually give any information that the other person wants, it does the exact opposite actually. Learn how language works, because any more, requires you to actually be smart enough for university English, which you're not smart enough for.
>Because you don't just get to change the rules of a language
What rule exactly is being changed?
Using plural pronouns in the place of singular pronouns. Learn English, ESL. If you're not an ESL, then hang your head in shame of having a failure of an education.
How pronouns work, was supposed to be taught in elementary school.
>Using plural pronouns in the place of singular pronoun
It's not a plural pronoun though, as discussed it's already got singular application.
They/Them are a plural pronouns, as slang doesn't control language. Learn2English, ESL.
>as slang doesn't control language
Except it does, quite heavily in fact.
It really doesn't, which is why you're an ESL. Try getting an academic paper published, in a respectable publication, full of internet and hood slang.
Unless you're writing on the evolution of language usage, specifically on the topic of slang, then you'll never get a paper published, when you use such words. And in this case, you wouldn't be using the slang in usage, but in reference to evolution, so it doesn't even count for your point.
Slang doesn't matter, because in 5-10 years, the next generation is going to laugh at you, for using "old people words".
There's a reason why there's a thousand different words to refer to someone being popular or cool. Because slang evolves faster than language will adapt. Words go in and out of fashion, and don't become official.
There's a reason why sites like urban dictionary are actually useful, because English doesn't adopt all of the slang.
By the time Bootylicious became an official word, it was already on the way out of use. Now, the idea of saying Bootylicious, would be met with laughter, of using such an "old word". Even though when Destiny's Child's song was new, it was used quite a bit. And that word is only a little over 20 years old. It's ancient already.
The only way Gen Alpha would use They/Them, in any meaningful amount, is if all the Twitch streamers started using it. They/Them will be dead in less than a decade, because it's already less fashionable to state pronouns. Neo-pronouns never caught on.
>full of internet and hood slang
So we're just changing goalposts then? Even then internet slang is being constantly added to the dictionary
I'm not changing the topic, as They/Them lives more online than it does in reality. But group They/Them into whatever technical wording you want, and substitute it into the place of "internet and hood", if your autism is flaring up.
Argue the actual point(which you can't), instead of trying to split hairs.
>as They/Them lives more online than it does in reality
>more
So you admit it's not just internet slang?
>So you admit it's not just internet slang?
Oh, some people use it in person, but that doesn't change the fact that you're not actually arguing about the point, and you're actually just trying to split hairs.
Are you going to argue the actual point(you won't and can't), or are you going to keep going down this pointless tangent(you will and it's all you can do)?
>Are you going to argue the actual point
As I already pointed out and you completely ignored, these words that you just say are "internet slang" are constantly being added to the dictionary, the English language is mutable and always has been not just some weird monolith. Almost nothing we'd use as standard English now would've been used 200 years ago and we both know it, but keep screamIing ESL as that strawman seems to be all you have.
>"internet slang" are constantly being added to the dictionary,
Not that constant. Certainly not They/Them or neo-pronouns. Very few slang words are actually adopted into official words.
>Almost nothing we'd use as standard English now would've been used 200 years ago
You're absolutely moronic, as anyone with a functional brain, can read the original Shakespear plays and sonnets, without the updated English text, and understand what is being said. And that was 400 years ago. You can absolutely read a 200 year old document, with little trouble.
Are you actually going to address anything I actually said now?
>can read the original Shakespear plays and sonnets, without the updated English text, and understand what is being said
Yeah no shit, that isn't what I argued at all in fact you're only proving my point by saying "without the updated English text"
>Yeah no shit, that isn't what I argued at all in fact you're only proving my point by saying "without the updated English text"
No, it doesn't prove your point, because my point is that English is slow to change, and you're saying that it's fast to change.
You're trying to say that slang dominates English, while I'm saying that slang is irrelevant.
I'm saying that They/Them as singular pronouns will forever stay as slang usage, because it will be dropped before it becomes standard. Unless you think the people who publish dictionaries will publish Gyatt shortly.
They/Them will forever be plural, because it complicates English to make it singular.
The "Royal" You(plural) is already very confusing for the majority of people, and requires the additional "Royal" qualification, because we don't commonly use You, as a plural pronoun, even though it's still technically in our official language.
They/Them adds the same kind of confusion. So it will never catch on.
>They/Them will forever be plural, because it complicates English to make it singular.
How so?
I've already said it. It doesn't give you the information that He/Him & She/Her give. It's obtuse as a singular pronoun, because it will break our ability to properly parse sentences. Our entire system of verb conjugations will become complete nonsense, when they're already in a pretty good place. We're not going to change our entire system, to appease less than 1% of the population.
I'm serious, you don't have a high enough English comprehension to defend your point. Unless you actually reply with an actual counter-argument, to why They/Them and neo-pronouns should be adopted, this is my last post about this.
Trannies need to be opposed, otherwise they think they're the dominate culture.
He's (you) baiting. No one on Ganker has this ideology.
That troony leads an empty life, if the only source of attention is Gankerners showing an ESL's stupidity.
Stop arguing with the troony
>Bootylicious became an official word
Please tell me this is a joke and didn't actually happen?
Also can you guys aregue about pronouns somewhere else? We're trying to talk about what furry midget is most frickable.
>Please tell me this is a joke and didn't actually happen?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bootylicious
>" the popularity of "Bootylicious" caused the slang word to become widespread, being added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2004 under the definition "(of a woman) sexually attractive"."
It happened(obviously before you were born), and can technically be used in professional documents.
>It happened(obviously before you were born)
I was 11 if this happened in 2004.
Why the frick would I have the worthless knowledge of bootylicious being added to the dictionary?
Why do so many people on Ganker think everyone but them is 12 years old?
>Why the frick would I have the worthless knowledge of bootylicious being added to the dictionary?
Why the frick can't you just google it?
>Why do so many people on Ganker think everyone but them is 12 years old?
Have you seen the intelligence of the average Ganker poster? It's better to assume that they're underage, than actually being this stupid.
Since you care about pronouns so much it seems like the ability to choose them would be appealing to you
>pronouns
>they
entire game summed up in one image, /thread
thanks for allowing me to close the thread without any doubts about this game being trash
I'm assuming this was finished before Riot fired many employees, yes? Because the most notable employees that got fired were the ones making everyone LGBT, uglier, censoring the females, etc.
That's there for people with dissociative identity disorder, please understand.
>dissociative identity disorder
Lemon doesn't like that. Paint does like that.
It's over
might be
shit
>Pronoun alphabet soup when the yordle race has very distinct sexual dimorphism
brother you bought a game by the company who introduced the word "toxic" to the gaming community
It's not made by riot, nor did riot introduce the term toxic to gaming.
Seems to be only crafting
Worse, you paid 30$ for pozzed chinkslop. Worst of both worlds. In addition every Riotforge game is really short, with the exception of the ruination one. I wish Riot sticked to TV shows, it's the only thing they can get right.
How does it play on steam deck? I only play on there anymore.
It's a pixel art rpg, why would Steam Deck have any problem playing it?
Game seems doomed though
This thread somehow turned out to genuinely be the worst on the whole board.
>LoL
After falling for the Arcane hype I've learned to not trust anything League to be good at all.
Arcane was good though.
This also wasn't made by riot, but I can't imagine anyone that doesn't play league caring at all
Stop taking shitty bait
Another serving of pixel slop? Pass.
god i fricking love meglings
I liked having the cute female midget race sperate from the gay furry midgets, but Lulu helped change my mind back then.
One of the reason I don't like Vex though is because of the ugly animal nose.
Yeah, great argument, moving on
You need to go back to Bunkerchan.
My thoughts on this game after about an hour of playing
Story/characters/setting are exactly what I would expect from a yordle game. Light hearted fluffy and wholesome
Gameplay seems to consist of gathering materials, crafting and fetch quests.
Biggest massive glaring gameplay problem so far is that crafting takes real world time as if it was some fricking terrible f2p Facebook game that wants you to buy zonkpoints to skip crafting time.
Average time is like 15-20 seconds that I've seen, but some things like pic related are several minutes.
How the frick did the devs think this was a good idea? For an early quest I needed 1 piece of wood, and 1 rock. The wood and the rock are gotten from refining junk (15 seconds each) and then further refining to wood and stone (15 seconds each).
So I spent 60 seconds doing nothing but standing there waiting.
It does appear that as you do a specific task more, the time it takes is reduced. It's still fricking bad gameplay though.
>top Steam review
This game really was made for yordlefrickers
>a game solely about yorldes was made for people that like yordles
Woah
Liking Yodles and wanting to frick them aren't the same thing, but one does definitely lead to the other.
Also any oldgay will remember the two different yordlefricker incidents from pros on stream
>Liking Yodles and wanting to frick them aren't the same thing
There's no yordle sex in this game unfortunately
Yes but that's who's buying the game
cause it doesn't have hot girls like ahri, mf or katarina
No, it has better girls
i don't care about purple midgets
the reason why league got popular was for the big tiddies, not those horrible creatures
You went into a thread about a bandle city game and are angry about there being only yordles in it?
>what the frick this game in Africa is all just Black folk?
>Why isn't my Japanese waifu in it???
>why aren't you playing game?
>cause game sucks
>NOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
Do you remember the year (2021 or 2022 i dont remember well) when Tristana was the most searched lol character in pornhub? And no other human character, just yordles.
yes, and? read my post again
they weren't fapping to pic rel
>no other human character, just yordles.
Iirc jinx or ahri were there too. But way down the list. I still think the main reasoning was anyone looking for porn of humans from the game just look up league of legends, while if you want specific fetish shit like yordles you'll have to specify.
Is Gnar in this?
Is Teemo in this?
Can I frick them?
Gnar no, teemo yes. No to sex
Only yordles that are in bandle city according to lore (+ veigar). So no poppy, vex, kled, etc.
Damn, at least I get to molest trist.
why do they have those ugly ass bead eyes, their anime eyes is what gives them their appeal in the first place, the original tristana and poppy had ugly ass bead eyes and everyone thought they are ugly
Is there any combat in this or it's all just crafting?
How is he? The game looks boring so I'm not buying it but I do like Veigar. Does he get any development?
No he's just the generic villain but mostly played for laughs.
Honestly this might be my least favorite Riot Forge game so far, which sucks because it's the last Riot Forge game period after they fired 11% of their staff and shuttered it. I like yordles and it's just not that fun and they did very little with the worldbuilding.
I mean look at Ruined King for comparison, that's like the best look we've gotten at Bilgewater ever and the best representation of LoL lore next to Arcane.
The game came out today, but I assume he's either the main antagonist, or everyone assumes he's the main antagonist and then it turns out to be someone else
Game isn't that long, some people have already beaten it.
So was this just a lie?
If you take it slow like they intend then yeah it'll take 40 hours. If you blow through it the game only takes like 10 hours.
So if you ignore most parts of the game and speed run it you can finish it fast? Okay
>riot estimates
riot employees have brain worms, their last games were 3-4 hours long despite them saying they have 20 hours of content
>their last games were 3-4 hours long
Show me your 100% completion of mageseeker with 4 hours played, homosexual.
No poppy. No buy.
They should have gotten yordle coom artists to make the game, would have been better. No yordle sex no buy
What's the gameplay about bros
Gather materials for crafting, fetch quests, and diner dash kinds minigames.
Is Lulu in the game? If she isn't I don't care about this slop, Ruined King sucked ass.
Yes
Tristana is the narrator though
I'm never buying anything made by riot simply out of principle
Wasn't made by riot. Riotforged was their licensing division that gave other companies rights to make games with their IPs.
Did they fix the weird character design?
I have no idea what you mean
When the trailer was first shown in the game awards all characters looked weird as frick.
they still look the same as far I assume. I don't watch game awards, but they weren't translated that well to pixel art.
I want to have an autistic conversation about magic and premodern philosophy with Veigar