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I'm at work
Same here.
Can't make progress on unlocking that nice new beast tribe emote at work
it is a very nice emote
Joining in, vey cute
woah, I'm missing out!
Crying and shaking I don't have those mods
you just reminded me I need to finish the HW tribal quests
Monthly fee and it doesn't look like that without mods.
The game itself became boring, and afking as modded prostitutes roleplaying with trannies isn't appealing.
Basically.
They had the right idea in HW aside from overtuning raids and were smart to make the single player less trash, but they've failed to discard the shackles of MMO-isms.
They reinvented their game once and got wienery from the success. It can't keep going unless they unfrick the game further and create better play incentives/more engaging content.
If you actually played during HW then you would know there was jackshit to do outside of savage apart from grind 12.5k tomes for 5 ilvls on your relic at a time
I know, I'm saying "shit to do/less WoW aping" was the next step they never took. HW did a good job in focusing the single player content. The problem is they never fixed the rest of the game and keep falling back on systems that just don't make sense in the modern internet age.
Profoundly dumb post. "Shit to do" is exactly where they went with Stormblood and nothing about it aped WoW. But you only started playing in Endwalker so of course you think this.
after 900 days of continuous sub i unsubbed because of wuk lamat's VA, especially after enduring the poorly written content drought that was EW post launch it felt like a true slap in the face.
worsening your product for brownie points after abusing your loyal fans is not the kind of behavior i would like to support
I can't imagine what it's like being this much of a fragile whiny little b***h that you abandon something over a voice.
learn to read homosexual
You quit because of a voice, that was easy to read.
troony game
newbie, at least you learned your lesson
same, but instead of quitting I just switched to JP so I can keep enjoying the game, like any sane person would do
I was unsubbed because of the content drought but I'm seriously questioning if I should bother with Dawntrail
Same, over 1400 days subbed.
Yipppeee
Because you can't dye the backpack.
The game became less of an mmo and turned into a lobby ERP game like second life with no change in it's formula for over 13+ years.
It's fanbase is absolutely moronic and get excited for some of the worst shit (2 dye channels) that other games delivered on since XIV's existence, it feels a lot like PSO2 with a million more loading screens and segmented areas and that's not something I'm willing to pay a fee for.
>MMO
ew
total modbeast death
>modder schizo shaking and frothing as he walks through Limsa imagining all the potential modders around him
nta but i just feel sorry for them.
I'm not into ERPing with trannies
>monthly/yearly subscription
Nope, not untill I get private servers.
Not likely with how server-side the game is, same problem effecting FFXIV 1.0 private server projects (that plus basically zero interest)
plap
literally no ass
Make my wife alisaie switch to a melee job and get her to do squats so when she finally hits that growth spurt she has an ass worth worshipping.
my wife Alisaie is perfect the way she is
Need a xiv bf
I'm botting FATEs for gemstones right this second
I just did my mentor roulette, now I'm taking a break.
Why are black mages and bards the best DPS class? Youd think it be dragoon or monk but no.
>MNKeys
>lolDRG
Kek
Correct.
Ain't bards this expac, holy shit the support they get isn't worth the keyboard piano + low damage
?
Theres more to a dps role than total output in damage. It's why samurai even though they hit hard are terrible at anything else.
I mean my role as dps is to hit hard, Black person. Is not to make healer homosexuals life easier. Do your job.
bro thats cDPS
party benefits are literally part of the metric. SAM is just top dick
>SUM 9000 parses
I thought everybody hated playing this class?
The opposite, gays love it because its moron-proof, you're basicly a ranged DPS.
"Everybody" means DoT fanatics, which are a small fringe + streamers and poopsock raiders. Most common opinion I get when talking about it in-game is "i love summoning shit but they should've made it more complicated than tinker toys"
It's braindead easy so every bum and their mom picks it up and plays it so they don't have to think
played it for 2 tiers and disliked every moment of it
I played SGE for almost the whole expansion but swapped to SAM right at the end. Did you enjoy swapping to healer? For me the game became fun again when I swapped to dps.
enjoy is a strong word, it was an enormous improvement from smn though
Summoner was a uncontested success: morons love it, lore autists love it, zoomer love it for the fireworks. Even the raid homosexuals love it because its a ranged dps in the form of a caster with a raise.
You can totally, absolutely, expect the new jobs, and the reworks, to put them exactly on the same level of difficulty of Summoner.
Reaper was another astonishing success. A new melee so easy it literally can never miss burst phase.
Yep. BLM has the highest dot. And you can see BLM has a skill expression that shows that their damage quickly falls off if you don't know what you are doing.
nobody cares about cDPS
yeah she had to switch to the graph that let her shitpost
For me? Hildibrand is the real MSQ
I will skip anything that is not Hildibrand
For I am not the WOL. I am not a Scion of the Seventh Dawn
I am Co-Inspector, Most Adoring Fan, and Loyalist of Friends to Hildbrand: Agent of Inquiry and Inspector Extroardinaire.
Sex with Nashu
You motherfricker.
>why aren't you playing XIV right now
because wow is better
No content worth doing. The only people who sub during pre-expansion lulls are weirdos and newbies.
I like doing the shitty quests everyone ignores. It kinda fleshes out the world for me a bit more.
This past months is where i needed FFXIV the most. Sadly there literally was nothing to do in the game. I doubt there's anyone more disapponted than me about this
Go outside anon. MMOslop can't fill the void.
Going outside can?
I'm going back home to Bozja where the real content is.
why her tiddies so big
Please tell me it's photoshopped...
you need to be told it photoshopped?
I still need 2 Field notes to get the mount
I already runned Bojza way too much on ShB. It was pretty fun. Sadly in EW there was nothing like that.
If they would just make lost actions into more difficult unlocks but with infinite uses, bozja would be way more fun. Nerf them if you have to, I don't want to have to grind just to play the fun playstyles.
>podracing in Ultima Thule outshined the fricking MSQ
How did they frick up so hard with 6.X MSQ?
6.x is just a waiting room for dawntrail
>tanks are again complete shitters or "who cares" netflix shitters cleaving the entire party
Glad my sub is ending
Tank here. I refuse to be held responsible for the second mindset.
Why SHOULD I care when NOTHING in this game does any damage to me whatsoever. Moving out of the way is a waste of brain power at best and an uptime loss at worst. I have no reason to do mechanics unless they stun me or something.
It's the developers fault people tank like this because the only reason you wouldn't is because you aren't paying attention to the game's actual feedback and you think you can die, for some reason, when you can't.
What's the best race+gender combo?
Male roe, max height, artifact armor
Female Elezen
Female au'ra
females au ra are cringe as frick, they're all a bunch of /misc/ larping chuds.
Femra has exclusive access to the himecut, making them the only S-tier race/sex combo in the game.
fem au ra is in C tier unironically
Male Hyur midlander. My reasons? They look the best in armor. There are no stretched textures and there are no deformities in the helmets to accommodate their ears. They also look generic enough to fit any job you might play, so there is no awkwardness like playing a Roe Ninja.
Roe ninjas can be funny as frick
Roe ninjas can be kino
?t=140
>muscular/giant rogue or ninja
love this shit
Would be even better if you could somehow equip the WAR dwarf hammer with that glam then disable weapons showing when sheathed so it looks like you're pulling it out of nowhere.
Female lalafell
>It's what yoshi-p plays as
>race with the most savage/ult clears so best players
>no gear stretching or dealing with tails clipping, horns clipping, or not being able to wear hats
>makes biggers seethe when they can't see you in raids
>makes modbeasts seethe because they think you're a pedo
You forgot
>doesn't have fricked up faces like cats
>most tops are so big on them that you can glam a pair of shorts or bikini bottom and turn everything into a dress
>make normies seeth
wut, how do cats have fricked up faces, if anything, the potatos are the one with super deformed features
Stare at the cats long enough and you notixe that their chins wre fricked and they're all wall eyed.
>all wall eyed
So like every race
I have this problem but with fem Au Ra, no matter what options you pick to minimize it they all have a dead fish eyes stare and puffed out cheeks with tiny mouths.
>I have this problem but with fem Au Ra, no matter what options you pick to minimize it they all have a dead fish eyes stare and puffed out cheeks with tiny mouths.
chin perfectly sloped for frictionless resistance of wiener down the throat
lalafell are perfection, everything else are deformed freaks
>when they think
When you are
Just own it.
It's a compliment.
not only do modbeasts seethe, but people who seethe about modbeasts also seethe
>can never look strong
>squashed details on gear
>ceases to function in any cutscene that interacts with the WoL
>priority kill in pvp
No thanks.
>It's what yoshi-p plays as
Not his personal character
Female giraffes. Attractive, well-proportioned, gear fits nicely, can be intimidating without being a big block of meat, no bad voices. Long neck is just free necklace fashion real estate.
I believe in femra supremacy
>PLD: Male Roegadyn/Highlander
>WAR: Male Roegadyn
>DRK: Male Au Ra
>GNB: Male Hrothgar
>BST: Male Lalafell
>WHM: Female Lalafell
>SCH: Male Lalafell
>AST: Female Miqo'te/Elezen
>SGE: Male Viera
>MNK: Any Highlander
>DRG: Male Elezen
>NIN: Female Au Ra
>SAM: Male Midlander
>RPR: Male Midlander/Viera/Miqo'te
>VPR: Male Midlander/Viera/Miqo'te
>BRD: Male Midlander
>MCH: Female Miqo'te
>DNC: Female Viera
>BLM: Any Lalafell
>SMN: Female Hyur
>RDM: Male Miqo'te
>PCT: Female Midlander
>BLU: Any Lalafell
homosexual detected
You're just listing NPC, moron.
>>BST: Male Lalafell
Funny picture of Lyon you have there.
>In order to unlock BST you need to earn Lyon's respect by beating him in a duel
Would be kino
>BST questline finally comes out
>These two have absolutely nothing to do with it.
I'll hurt someone.
It'll have a throwaway line like "You may already know that there was a contingent of imperial beastmasters deployed in bozja!" and then they'll move on because they're 100% not going to force people to do all of bozja just to unlock BST.
>Fun side characters can never be used again because "but what about people that didn't do that content?"
Really wish they'd just start pulling more ARR to HW Estiniens and going "frick you we're using them anyway."
yeah basically I expect it to be the guy that taught Lyon or something like that
Pagaga's father Ganpp taught beastmastery to the Garleans, but he's dead.
BST will have nothing to do with either of them, and will be about new world characters. But what's really crazy about BST? They have done zero development on it yet. Simply announced the concept. Which is insane to me, but also we won't see it for 2 years.
I don’t think they will be able to resist a round 3 meme with Lyon
He’s going to be a solo duty duel. An actual duel, a mirror match, fox only no items final destination
That would require explaining just what the frick happened at the end of bozja.
I like female highlander tanks.
>big enough to be a tank
>no fridge body like femroe
>gets female version of certain armors
Fem middies are cute!
Yes I do in fact love the princess run
Femra
Too depressed to get on and slog through 2.XX
Sena? Sena Bryer?
Imagine playing with the fricking dub.
Is it just my latency or does DRK's pvp salted earth pull go through guard?
>Woke LeMutt
Because it's a scam.
Wuk LaMA'AM
I checked the cutscene as a newbie and save for their first line they were the best VA in that scene. I genuinely cannot believe how awful the English dub is.
>they
I just used the most ambiguous one because I don't care to indulge trannies or to join some random online circlejerk. Cope.
>their
>they
Your entire brain is ruled by leftist language control.
well, I don't have much going on at the moment. Just raid prog on sunday, and island sanctuary.
How well do you think a 1080ti will hold up with DT?
you're over the minimum specs iirc
Silky smooth 18fps.
>5000 series Nvidia cards are in development
>Anons are still trying to use 900 and 1000 series cards
Upgrade your frickin PC
If it werks, it werks.
nooooo computing never advances and my card will last forever, emachines told me my tower was never obsolete
I can get a 3070 and be fine right?
It's what I'm using and at 1440p 144 FPS I only get drops when there's a metric ton of people around or a hunt is being nuked
Make sure your CPU won't bottleneck it
Do not fricking buy an 8GB card
Its more than enough to play 14 but yeah some other games like resident evil or cyberpunk in 8k.
>everyone's crying about 8GB VRAM
>have not had a single issue in any game
????
Yeah it's no issue at 1080p, I never said it was. Just some players want 8k so I just want to let them know that 8gb ain't enough.
If you are looking to play at 1440p, it's a really good card, never had an issue with it.
Get a 3060 with 12 GB vram. It's cheaper and a better alternative.
It's not fast enough to use those 12GB and is much slower than a 3060 Ti. Last gen you buy AMD or nothing.
This gen you go all the way up to 4070 Super or 4070 TI Super with Nvidia, or 7800 XT or 7900 XT with AMD.
If you're really not playing anything modern you stick with the 1080 Ti.
Shut the frick up too moron.
>AMD
Lol
Lmao even.
Bootlicker
It's not much different from what you're doing.
Recommending either not buying anything or suggesting best options from both manufacturers, corporate bootlicker?
Lick them good anon.
>uh uhhhh n-no u
Sad
Less typing and more licking.
1080ti is better than anything below 4000 series
Recommended is a 2060, so just fine.
Get a newer CPU if it's also that old.
I have a 1080Ti as well and I'm gonna use Dawntrail as an excuse to upgrade to something that will perform well with modern games like XVI's PC release and whatnot, but 1080Ti will still be fine for XIV.
Of course. That graphic update doesn't mean shit.
>msq instanced fight
>it's another get stunned and have the NPC save you episode
sorry i dont play troony games
>not the first post by this IP
attempted WOLOLOLO in progress and it is not going well for him
Yet you still play video games. Curious.
I don't think it runs on my laptop cause I don't have a gpu
ty for reminding me I need to do today's roulettes
First time playing current xpac's post x.0 msq and didn't know you don't just buy that gear with poetics you need to get some expansion specific tomes.
After that I'll start the manderville shit I haven't even touched any of it yet and I'd like the relic
one of the very few pieces of alisaie porn that remembers she is a stick and it's a fricking AI brush-over
needs to be a diaper
because having the story content cycle go from X.1-X.3 with the last two patches building to a new expansion back to X.1-X.5 was a mistake in terms of pacing while trying to build up future story beats.
I'll wait until Dawntrail is out.
Post Bryers
i think people should stop talking about dumb shit and post more pictures of cute and sexy characters
Sure anon, here you go.
He needs some milk
i like this guy though. it was fun having a character who was just an evil c**t for no reason
i like the new cats though they're way better than the male ones
I was in a call with some friends as we finished the diamond weapon cutscenes, and we all fricking died laughing when he popped like a grape.
Honestly, I'm glad to hear the Werlyt guy is on Dawntrail, the 'burn out the bad' scene was the most fricked up thing they'd done in years and I sorely miss it.
I'm not a huge fan of the trials themselves but the whole quest line was great. We need more g-warrior. Getting fricking wiener teased with tataru's quest really made me sad.
I'm trying to stay optimistic about dawntrail but I'm preparing myself to be disappointed.
i'm not turning my tank stance on!!!
/pet
Giott deserves a hyur of her own to rail her fricking senseless
here
thank you ra-la
smooch
I really like Essex memes, shame it's gachashit
ok but for real
my cute redhead wife
Girlfriend left me for some douchebag and now everything is joyless.
Sometimes FFXIV feels like it was made for a manager more than a player, and that's holding it back
While I do ultimately love the game, I've been thinking about a lot of the complaints about XIV feeling stale, about content not being realized to its potential, content droughts, and so on. In particular criticisms of the minute-to-minute MSQ gameplay, roulettes, V&C dungeons, and sanctuary, and overall I think I've found the one thing that unifies them: a lot of content in FFXIV feels extremely workmanlike. By that I mean it feels like it was made to be easy to create, more than it was made to be played. I can practically see the tickets for their kanban board being created and assigned to the team in real time while doing a lot of content.
The most obvious one people tend to notice is dungeons: you get two big or four small AOE pulls between three bosses. In fairness, they've been very slightly better about giving a couple of surprises like the ones where you ride in on a boat or an airship, or the AOE boss in Troia, but this is still mostly true. The place I noticed it most, though, was Sil'dihn Subterrate. I don't know what I was expecting from the V&C dungeons, but it definitely felt to me like it falls short of the idea of a less linear, more choice-oriented dungeon. Really, it's just a few dungeons glued together with a really fancy selection menu. This isn't to say I don't like it, but it feels very artificial, like it was designed as a checklist for the 12 routes and to make it as easy to enumerate the possibilities as it can (with one or two admittedly cute puzzles).
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that is a copy-pasted reddit post
https://old.reddit.com/r/ffxivdiscussion/comments/198uca3/sometimes_ffxiv_feels_like_it_was_made_for_a/
I know, I just wanted to post blue mage.
posting blue mage is always commendable
I hope we fight a boss that uses moon flute or other whalaqee totem spells as little nods to BLU.
i'm super excited for BLU shit when it finally hits dawntrail's level cap, all the totem shit comes from monsters in the new world and indigo deep so we should get really cool shit for monster and skill variety there
The place I noticed it most, though, was Sil'dihn Subterrate. I don't know what I was expecting from the V&C dungeons, but it definitely felt to me like it falls short of the idea of a less linear, more choice-oriented dungeon. Really, it's just a few dungeons glued together with a really fancy selection menu. This isn't to say I don't like it, but it feels very artificial, like it was designed as a checklist for the 12 routes and to make it as easy to enumerate the possibilities as it can (with one or two admittedly cute puzzles).
There are a lot of options for what they could have done. An example being vanilla WoW's Diremaul. You could bypass bosses, but avoiding them wasn't always easy, and if you managed to avoid some and beat the last boss, the remaining bosses would give you "tribute" (extra loot). I never expected V&C dungeons to be that freeform for many reasons, but still something more along the lines of a place I'd explore, rather than a place I'd run through a handful of times mostly just making sure I flipped the switch left instead of right. Rather than an exploration of a new gameplay concept, it's a fulfillment of a spec labelled "dungeon with paths and choices."
Like I said, I can see the Kanban Board tickets. "Okay so for the next milestone we need to assign tickets for the team to create the left branching path, over the following milestones we are going to deliver on alternate mechanics A and B on boss 1, and after finishing that we will move on to wing B." Rather than something for me to enjoy, it feels like something that was built to be delivered on-schedule. I feel like I'm consuming content created as a deliverable for a manager so an Epic could be marked "finished on schedule", and the fact it's a game we can play is merely a byproduct.
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XIV DISCUSSION
TRANCE!!!
This feels like part of the reason why relics have become gradually more streamlined compared to ARR and HW. Some of this is just player convenience and such, to be sure, but also the fewer systems you touch, the fewer inter-dependencies there are on pieces of content, which means that you don't need to worry about one piece of content when developing another. You can even have different teams entirely oblivious to each other working in parallel. If you look carefully, you'll even notice that when alternatives exist (such as for the ShB relics), it's always content that's essentially fossilized, like FATEs from an old expansion and such.
This is also probably why the rewards for so many things are so lackluster and limited to cosmetics and extra materia - fewer inter-dependencies to consider when working on content. You can freely push content back a patch or a half patch without it breaking a relic stage. You don't have to worry about overtuning one piece of content affecting a viable well-loved alternative route for Savage gearing, or the ramifications of Island Sanctuary on the wider crafting economy.
This isn't always true. I know some people on this sub are sour on the story, but I do legitimately love it. And every once in a while you'll get something like the solo duty where you're a wounded Garlean soldier or the creative high-end content mechanics and setpieces (e.g. DSR), but by and large things feel like they're built to be split into chunks that can be measured, completed, and revised on a consistent, predictable timeframe. Everything from new mounts, to the zone and quest structure, to the scope of new non-combat story minigames. Hell, even the "two minute meta" is related to some degree. Sometimes they all just feel like "deliverables", or changes to facilitate making future deliverables easier and more predictable.
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>on this sub
You couldn't even be assed to edit the copypasta?
It's just a mediocre RPG. That's really the problem.
please do not respond to copy pasted reddit posts
>even the "two minute meta" is related to some degree
The 2-minute meta is the gameplay version of this whole thing your reddit post is talking about.
Every boss is split into 2-minute segments where the boss is always either doing a raidwide/tankbuster combo during burst or you're doing a dance mechanic while bursting.
Every job builds resources for 40 seconds, spends some of them for 10 seconds, gathers resources again and spends everything for 15-20 seconds. It's so the designers can always rely on players doing relatively similar things at whatever fight timeline they're doing. The 2-minute meta is there to make content development easier and player experience more uniform.
>The 2-minute meta is there to make content development easier and player experience more uniform.
Keep defending this when it was not the problem. Only autists complain that things don't line up because they are bad at video games and can't adapt or ajust. There's a good reason why normal people don't play XIV.
I'm not defending it
>it was made to be easy to create, more than it was made to be played
Yeah no shit. Most MMOs are like this.
And my final thoughts:
I don't really have a solution to this, them staying on time is legitimately important. There are huge downsides to unpredictable patch cycles. And the other tradeoff to consider is quality. FFXIV manages to turn out content that is made well - or rather, is made well to specification. It is made extremely well in that it accomplishes exactly what it sets out to do. More intricate, riskier designs means more variable quality. But, I don't know, it feels like there should be a way to accomplish this without it being so viscerally obvious just on a surface level; other games do. I think this is why a lot of people missed Eureka/Bozja and are glad DT is getting a similar thing, they still felt kind of like this to me, but Eureka especially and also stuff like Castrum and Del did feel legitimately quirky in a way little else does. I don't want to present this as the One Thing Holding Back FFXIV, but feeling its artificiality so acutely is definitely one of the biggest reasons I've burned out on it historically.
Last exam in a week and then uhhhh, well, Relink is coming out so I'll probably still delay it a bit.
Sorry Erenville and Wuk Lamat but I'm not listening to your recruitment add until at least a couple months from now.
Except I’m literally working on my 3rd alt because I want to replay the entire story and instead of doing a new game + I might as well have another lv 90 character in all 3 data centers frick Dynamis
>3rd alt
>1.1m characters in 3 months
>1.1/3/3=122k
xivtroonbuckerinooos... we have only 122k subs.. we losed...
bnuuys
shitty mmo troony game, embarrassing to even fricking play
Im playng something way more kino
have a nice day
>ez mode GBA version
>emulated because he's poor
>fricked up color tone
>visualboy
That's right son, it's daddy from now on, tell mom I said hi.
So about Sena
What about her?
What does ella smell like?
The last Lalafell is in captivity. Eorzea is at peace.
Hell yeah dude.
But I don't wanna be a metroid
Can I be a space pirate?
You're an abomination that sucks everything good and pure from everything around you.
brown bnuuy ass on my face pls right now thank you
Could you handle something so powerful?
my lust for brown rabbits makes me powerful than you could possibly imagine
cool it with the anti semitism
Culturally-appropriating real world religions now? That's a double beating.
Pyromancer sends his regards.
Not a troon
It cost money monthly, i prefer to buy a game that doesnt punish me for not paying again every month
>Still no leaks.
Not likely what with BLUfever being sued into the ground and media tour watermarking the FRICK out of everything
>watermarking the FRICK out of everything
Its literally always been like that and morons still leak shit without altering it at all.
Ideally we at least have a fresh cycle of skill leaking morons every time as the last wave gets banned from future tours
Why the frick would you ever fricking upload images to begin with. Just post text leaks.
i just want biggie tiddie
whats ur favorite mount
Legacy Chocobo forever and always. Shame you can't use it as a companion
I like ufo they added.
rolling tankard
luv me sheep
Cerberus because I like the point and dabbing on bozjalets
I've had a thing for the Axolotl ever since they added it, it's really cute and goofy
which one is the axolotl
I can't tell if you're dabbing on me but it's called the Megaloambystoma
gottem
Gaia nonstop breeding
Despite all odds, she is for Artemisia. She will /ss/ her when she gets reincarnated as a hyuran boy
sorry anon it's time for /ll/ instead
disgistank
is that your favourite futa artist or something
For me it's fellatrix
Get better taste you disgusting animal.
any good headhacks/swaps for gaia for midlander? all the ones i find are shit and only for highlanders.
But I am, i just switched main to ninja after seeing drooling morons meme on everything and..its just like the memes said it would be
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Ninja is up there with Dragoon in the whole franchise, what a cool fricking job man
>picto reveal in msq
Trash
>alisaie ,erenville,graha tia , wuk
Trash
>succesion story
Trash
>reason for going to tural
Trash
>cute girl princess on top of expansion art
You have my attention!
Do you use Party Finder or do you have a static you do raid tiers with?
Little bit of this and a little bit of that
Always try to get a static
Casual static with friends. It's not fast, but it's fun.
I used to PF during the eden tiers, and it was absolute suffering. Worst people, worst conditions, pure torture until you win, then move onto the next one.
No
Meteor's muscle breasts
I prefer todd's magnum opus, also i cant go around in xiv calling people n'wahs without being banned
I'm caught up on MSQ and really only log in to reset retainers, mine Darksteel, and help friends progress through MSQ. I don't care about high end raiding and hard mode bullshit.
I wonder if BLU lore will be equally as neglected. Let me guess we're not even going to that part of the new wordl.
theres a book you read specifically on blue magic and also the fanfest showed the little wild west style towns they live in.
They didn't show Lapis Canyon.
The book you read in the new MSQ explains that the Whalaqee don't directly live inside Lapis Canyon, it's a nearby holy site. The writer of the book was living with them and eventually got the honor of being taken to the canyon.
They already showed the zone where the Whalaqee live, it's the Texas zone with the ceruleum refineries.
Because they are offering the same shit for 10 years, this new announced expansion is going to have content from all previous expansions but nothing really new.
They cant even offer an extra trial for the MSQ to surprise us for god's sake, seriously I'm tired of leveling and knowing in which part of the MSQ I am.
A TEST OF YOUR LIBIDO!
I don’t support games that push “trans” ideologies. It’s fine if they want to play and ERP with each other as the degenerates they are. But when a man is hired to play a woman, Nope.
>catching up on crafter relics during the content drought
wow i really fricking hate expert crafts
crafting in general is just really lame
Don't complain about it or they'll streamline those too.
They'd be fine if you didn't have to do fricking 40 of them in a row. at that point its faster to just macro a guaranteed low collectibility which defeats the entire purpose.
it's just really annoying to have the procs show up way after they're needed, and then you barely miss the tier cutoff.
>start complaining about characters existences being too complicated
>they streamline the duration of their existence
Literally Meteion's plan.
*cough* artisan *cough cough*
I loved making them for the ishgard rankings but the ones they use for relics are too easy and
its easy to hit a 100% guaranteed low collectable through a macro so it's made even more pointless.
I've been thinking about resubbing. But god ARR is such a fricking slog. Legitimately has to be one of the dullest starts to an MMO I've ever experienced.
I love Krile
I don't like her new pants.
I like it but I kinda understand
I don't play and will never play now that a troony's economic stability would be bolstered by my money and +1 to player counter.
He's 100% getting replaced, not because he's a troony but because of the shit voiceover
I'll check back later to see if this happens. Maybe this could be the first application of squeenix's foray into AI.
I miss my wife.
Why Emolga?
If I had to take a guess, because of the electric attacks.
I don't know why there's so many XIV npcs with pokemon team pics but I really dig it.
I am
I really think thancred is going to die
If they didn't kill any scions off during Endwalker they won't do it ever. Hell they didn't even have the balls to let some of them retire.
that's what I mean, I think it's gonna come out of nowhere like he's gonna take a spear to the chest or some shit
If he didn't die after basically committing sudoku against pajeet and he didn't die after literally disappearing into metaphysical nothingness, he's not going to fricking die via conventional means.
I can actually see it tbqh.
>Ok time to start a new storyline.
>How do we make sure people take the new threats seriously?
>Woke LeMutt
I don't have any friends to play with.
I tried to play with people on /vg/ but all they're interested in is type fricking each other, downloading mods and stirring up drama like they mentally never left highschool.
/vg/ threads are not a place to discuss games, the entire board is a containment zone for mentally ill individuals.
This, I have never gone to a general for a game I like and not found it filled with the most mentally ill “people” on this website.
my /vg/ fc is normal
Are you pulling my leg? I just want to do treasure maps, replay fun savage fights, and ultimates.
People gaming looking to play games
I didn't even know what mare was until I had to ask someone and then looked more into it.
Why not play IMVU or some other avatar game that is f2p at that point? They are paying $15 a month to play IMVU lmao talk about crazy.
But there is stuff to play in this game, you need a group to do the fun stuff however.
Not any of the initial Anons, but you don't want to play with 90% of the people on this site
But playing with people I meet in-game are weirdos as well. Is this game just not meant for me?
Everyone on the internet is a weirdo, you don't go online to meet well adjusted people
You don't play this game. You take HRT and ERP
What did you expect playing with people from Ganker would be like?
>meet person who also happens to play xiv
>do u have mare
>mfw
>>do u have mare
one person I added would follow me as soon as I logged in and would hover their character over mine
>tfw don't have a stalker
Stop playing on Crystal and play on Primal instead.
Thoughts on Sena "Wuk Lamar" Bryer?
jfc, idk why I ever decided to see what the official forums were up to
And they think WE'RE insane.
I do like that they always have stupid hair colors to let everyone know that they're super special and unique
I don't play troony games
>lalahomosexual attention prostitute thread
can you guys start talking about trannies already? where's pablo when you need him
https://pastebin.com/rirHmeAZ
Copy and paste this into image md5 filters. Now stop giving them attention.
If it doesn't get updated, it's literally pointless. Set up a github or some shit if you want me to care about it.
The anon who originally made it said he's updating it and even if he doesn't, it takes like 5 seconds to filter any new image they shit out so it provides a good foundation.
you cannot be fricking serious
Anyone else a little tired of the Hildebrand stuff? I still like the goofing off with homies part but the haha funny man gets hurt again is really worn out now
It does kinda feel like that. I can enjoy the Hildibrand getting btfo again gags if they're doing something new with them, but a lot of the time lately it feels like he just gets hurt to check a box.
It's overstayed it's welcome a little bit. I think it was because a new hildy quest was pretty rare but we've been getting a bunch of it lately.
It's missing a lot of the more subtle (if you can even call it that) comedy bits from previous parts.
nah, not really. I still find it funny. The EW quest is probably the best Hildibrand questline
Ive never watched a Hilibrand cutscene
A little? Try entirely. It kinda funny in ARR. That's it.
Why did the game turn to shit so fast? I don't feel so good bros...
What do you mean 'turn to'? It was always shit.
always has been
>we are supposed to believe eorzea is going to forever at peace now because the ascians are gone
I love when the game ignores lala israelites started more than half the problems in the world
>Sahagins rape and pillage the ocean for hundreds of years before primal summoning was even a thing solely because they believe they have divine right to it
>oh but someone sent a pig over and told them their primal was fake so now they're friendly
there are other adventurers in the world that do shit. It can be assumed that if a local conflict between the Amaljaa and a small town or something is dealt with by other adventurers or the Grand Companies
This, why morons think WoL needs to solve every single small political skirmish.
We are a confirmed moron in lore/bad at politics.
>no primal bullshit on the First
>the Ondo are friendly
Who you gonna believe? Evidence, or a bunch of unwashed pirate cucks?
There are evil Ondo too, and also they have a different religion.
I'm a moron and I totally forgot about those other Ondo.
Guess I'm the unwashed cuck.
>Kobolds became violent because of lalafells
>Ixals became violent because of lalafells / and elementals
>Amal jaas became violent because of lalafells
>Kobolds became violent because of lalafells
Because of the previous Lominsan admiral and continued by Merlwyb. No Lalafells.
>Ixals became violent because of lalafells / and elementals
Gridania has no significant Lalafell population. It's entirely because the Elementals kicked them out.
>Amal jaas became violent because of lalafells
The Amal'jaa have had an ongoing conflict with Ul'dah for hundreds of years because Southern Thanalan is their holy land, but there have been many periods of peace and cooperation too. The most recent period of peace was broken when the Flamefangs, an extremist religious group, got access to primal summoning and mindraped their entire species into wanting to take their holy land.
>have spawning ground for generation
>pirates decide they can live here now
That's not what happened, little lorelet. The Sahagin spawning ground was further out in the ocean and was destroyed in the Calamity. So they decided to summon Leviathan and destroy the village of Halfstone to make a new one.
have a nice day.
what separates an "elemental" from a primal exactly, and why aren't they on the chopping block?
The elementals weren't summoned by anyone, they're something like semi-sentient chunks of aether and they're extremely active in the Black Shroud for some reason. I think the current lore team doesn't really explain them beyond that because they're trying to sweep them under the rug. They're a leftover of original 1.0 lore. Pic related was going to be their master or something, Gaia, and the design was recycled into Zodiark in ARR.
Allagan terraforming sprites.
Also there's some suggestion in early lore that the Elementals are connected to dragons, possibly dragon souls which can't join the Lifestream because they're alien. In HW for example with E-Sumi looks at Rielle he initially thinks she's harboring the soul of an Elemental, and then he realizes that it's actually draconic.
>be sahagin
>live in the sea
>have spawning ground for generation
>pirates decide they can live here now
>destroy your ancestral home
>you're the bad guy for taking issue with this
its almost like ARR is all about that hypocrisy you fricking mongoloid
yes, and the sagahin are no longer attacking people now that all that's resolved. you brought this shit up first. they are attacking people in their already established territory that pirates just laid claim to. same with the rest of the island with the kobolds.
do not be too mad at him he is a trooncer that does not play the game
Sounds like America
I'm at work and when I next get on I need to switch the voices to JP and look for a mod that AI translates the subtitles instead of using localization.
i am though
She looks like she only fricks black Highlanders.
I am
>people lose their minds over lalafell mods
>actual pedo e-girl mod is completely ignored by the community
Society
thats the result of good gatekeeping
Yeah what about it? Maybe people just don't like lalas and the people who play them
you should take the hint that your falseflag is terrible because the thread just ignores you entirely
What schizo rambling is this? No one likes lalas
its true. i'm not a fan of most lalas
nakadashi
a little less butthurt you're giving your game up easy
Mad midge
If it makes you feel any better, there are schitzo witch hunters out there who try and get people banned who use the mod.
the pedos have their own private modding scene. that's why.
The modders were driven out into hiding the community knows. Mare has filters in place to break older versions of some of the mods that had to be fixed.
Expand on this? Mare is breaking some dicky mods?
Around november of last year there was a big shitstorm on Mare from several individuals using dicky mods, afterwards a few things happened.
1. Loporrit Sync went into full dev to make an alternative sync system as people were getting banned for using mods the Mare stuff didn't like.
2. Mare introduced a hidden blacklist which checks against certain files via hashing and makes it so your character files are not sent over if those mods were found.
3. Mod dev took a month off for things to cool and had to update his shit so it would get past Mare's blacklist, however there is still a general warning that if you use those mods you risk your Mare getting nuked.
>Loporrit Sync
Is this just some mare fork?
It's a fork with a few adjustments, mostly to make it so you could be synced to 1 group of people via Mare, and synced with fellow degens via lop simultaneously
I can't be fricked to set up either but it's an interesting situation on where degenerates draw lines.
Interesting, wonder if im already banned, haven't been playing much lately though
Case in point
>ratio'd
Ouch. How much is this cuck seething?
>NOO DON'T YOU GET IT THE PIXELS ARE REAL AND HAVE AGENCY
Lalafell, e-girl, who cares homosexual?
read his post again mate
link to e-girl mod?
>Frontlines
>Autism premade trying to pubstomp
>Check their stats at the end
>The DRK somehow only took 500k damage despite being at the center of every single fight and having little downtime the entire round
>Also healed 3.2 million health
makes me think
W o k e
Le M u t t
....:(
/vg/ here, can you losers PLEASE take your racist melezen back?
>racist melezen
I need to meet this man so I can shake his hand
Bring him over
I don't go to /vg/ but I am also a racist melezen according to angry woke homosexuals in Mateus shoutchat.
Natural a crystalhomosexual would respond to the thread attention prostitutes
shouldn't you be complaining primal's party finder is dead
no clue but anyone that makes you moronic avatargays 41% they're based in my book, hope you fail your attempt and have to spend the rest of your life as a paraplegic shitting in a bucket
He's calling intersex people mutants and wants to put femra in pens.
im kneeling right now
they should be put feet first into a wood chipper but otherwise...
Why is it always controller players
Just incase you needed further evidence that this twitter zodiark trancer is the one behind much of the doomposting. You can check his account and see this and many other meme images and barry-style talking points coming from him.
Not that we should need any further evidence at this point. Reminder he spends all day long, every single day, both doomposting and seething about Venat and retweeting gay porn. And he does it all for free.
Didn't ask, we are making of fun lalas being replaced by actual cute dicky right now
ok
Take it back to your WoW thread bud no one cares.
Please be gentle to Aveyond "HIV" Dreams, he had a troony phase to cope with his troubled childhood.
Is this Titanmen?
>Is this Titanmen?
It's been theorized that he's a Titanman alt but he claims he has nothing to do with Aveyond. However, since we know (and only through the trancer discord leaks) that the @answersister (previously @highlancowman, @ vosslerdalmasc, @basedbarawa, @basedhoodedman, @basedthundergod) is Aveyond, and through this twitter account of ever-changing-handles he talks indentically to Titanman (where on the forums the Aveyond guy had a way more tame persona), and Aveyond once coming out revealing a Titanman-looking highlander lvl 90 character when someone accused him of being the same guy, it seems pretty obviously they are one in the same.
I mean, the name Titanman literally referenes a gay porno series (google "Titanmen"). And Aveyond is a known homo. The dots add up way too much at this point even tho Titangay denies it. More curious as to why Titanman (a serial forum troll dating back as early as 2015 and RMT seller who one forumite claims to have dug into and found a reddit account belong to him wherein said forumite said he found evidence of Titanman being involved in actual criminal activity revolving around his ingame activity, think account theft and hacking) has been associating with the Trancer cabal in the first place.
Or why Aveyond/Titanman twitter account handles have resembled Barry's handle and his entire modus operandi is almost identical to Barry's.(Barry has even interact with them on twitter and the guy behind the ZODIARK TRANCE comic is a massive FF15 fanboy). The fact that they all shill for WOW and are almost all homosexuals.
I think there's something more going on here with these homosexuals that we don't yet realize. So much shady shit (confirmed they have a secret VIP discord and the only Emetanon exposed was merely a front server), and how much time and energy they've spent for over 2 years straight every single day. It'a as if it's their fricking jobs to doompost or something.
Wait.. you are onto something...
Do you have more details?
>venatschizo woke up
Well it was almost a good thread.
i need the benchmark
like right fricking now
I'm guessing the benchmark will have the updated graphics. Cool so I can know if I need to change my character design before DT drops
You won't see it for another 6 months
Is John Artemus here?
I can't believe YoshiP would support a child mutilating ideology like this by hiring diverse VAs. Does he know?
>Kotaku interview
Probably faked.
obvious article post bait
As I typed
Based Trans Allies
I feel like leveling is way too fricking slow on alt jobs once you get to ShB, this is with rested+food+squadron scroll+earrings. Once you've done the daily roulettes it's fricking glacial. You want me to do the same dungeon like four times? Come on.
sex with my wife nene
sex with anon's hotwife Nene
Yes, and its on purpose. They nerfed/killed every other exp farm. FATE sucks, questing sucks, no overworld mobs give no exp
You WILL feed the roulette.
FATEs always sucked ass but once upon a time there was not an accessible alternative
Just grind Skirmishes in Zadnor
That sounds like a 70's scifi reference
>savage Athena transitions to phase 2
no.... not my mare getting nuked... that's all i have in life...
Endwalker Broke Me
Wow, that’s just all I have to say right now but Endwalker actually just broke me.
I love Final Fantasy, I always have since as a kid, it’s been a very big part for me. Especially XIV because when I first started playing it was during the pandemic and a lot of things were happening to me. I had just started college, I was also starting to be in a very toxic relationship, losing friends, failing classes but out of all the things that stayed consistent was playing XIV.
I remember going through ARR/ARA, when I was quarantined in my dorms basement for 11 days, I remember the emotional heartbreak I felt during Heavensward, I remember the feeling of freedom of going through Stormblood and not having a toxic partner, I remember going through my senior year of college as a Warrior of Darkness
And now I’m graduated, got my degree, got an entry level job in my field and finally finished Endwalker just an hour ago (6.0 that is, none of the patch MSQs)
Idk what it was exactly, maybe it was just the fact that I came so far from when I started this journey and just looking at the credits, thinking of everything I’ve been through. That in itself was already making me emotional
And then I saw it
“Warrior of Light: John Artemus”
I literally BAWLED my eyes out, literally typing this up is getting me emotional again lmao
But thank you to all have shown me the upmost kindness in this game, I cherish every single one of you Warriors of Light
May Hydaelyns Blessing continue to bless you all
Wow I really want to use those like a punching bag BOING BOING BOING and then BIBIBIBING so *DOINK*
>why aren't you playing XIV right now
But I am. Picrel, my Middie
your middie looks like she sucks void wiener for tomes
>your middie looks like she sucks void wiener for tomes
She doesn't do that buddy
you're right, she grinds on void wiener for tomes
She doesn't grind on any wieners
I'm claiming bullshit on that.
IS THAT-
My middie pays tomes to suck animal wieners.
Its crazy how the forums are more insane than Ganker
Not really, especially since some of the forum schizos are bought/hacked accounts
plus the crossover between here and some of the bought/stolen accounts
I'm not a troony.
you're the one that clicked the thread mate
christ, shut up
Lots of reasons. I can't afford a subscription, I did all but the recent patch content awhile ago, my depression has been really bad and I can barely bring myself to play any game, I was in a long relationship with a woman in my FC and we broke up last year so I'm not really in a rush to hang out with them.
I did watch Rebb Ford's EW streams recently and those made me happy.
>>why aren't you playing XIV right now
I don't play troony groomer games.
k bye
Its ma'am!!
>Literally no content except for a couple novelty holiday/crossover events 5-6 months
first end-of-expac?
That's not true at all. We'll also be getting perhaps the longest mogtome stone event in history! and you can run aurum vale 600 times.
I really can't stand mogtome events. They're genuinely soul draining.
I like them because they make Rival Wings actually playable.
running a dungeon 600 times is only ok if there's a 5% chance of getting a good boy token for it for relic quests
lol
>they/them didn't see the datamined mogtome changes
They're turning it into something like Wondrous Tails. There are things you can run once per event, once per month, once per week, and once per day. So you won't be spamming Aurum Vale on BLU anymore.
Oh, so SE really want Rival Wings dead.
Though making it impossible to poopsock the whole thing in a single day and cucking BLUgays is pretty hilarious nonetheless.
You mean pic rel?
If so, Standard Objectives sound like they still work as normal, but you've got bonus objectives on top.
If I'm not mistaken, they've datamined two kinds of tomestones with different shops this time around, so I'm guessing Standard Objectives will give you the first kind of tomestone, and Weekly/Unique Objectives give you the other kind.
>making mogtomes a everyday chore
jesus christ why yoshi
Do your chores, anonymous.
>weekly raid/alliance lockouts
>daily roulettes
>pvp battle pass
>custom deliveries
>blu carnivale
>submarines
>island crops
>island animals
>island workshop schedule
>wondrous tales
>faux hollows
>doman donations
Yoshida-san.. please..
Post fishing log
>post log that you stood around and waited for rng coinflips
nah
It is my mission to impregnate every femlala on etheirys
there's nothing to do for me, already cleared all the ultimates multiple times
>nontent slop
go grind 20 thousand DD hoards since that's right up your alley
What other reason other than subs declining would they make this change to mogtomes?
Are you moronic? be honest.
Because mogtome events were horrendously boring dogshit where you ran the same duty over and over for 16 hours? Fricking moron
Uhm anonymous... making changes because people didn't like grinding one instance for 48 hours a day goes against the narrative..............................
>making changes because people didn't like grinding
Sounds a lot like the reason that relics changed.
Because they don't want idiots to grind it out in a day of spamming Aurum Vale on BLU.
Anyone wanna....
double team Khloe Aliapoh? yes
Getting mogtomes will be more enjoyable but the only bad thing is that it means Rival Wings is permadead.
To be honest, it might be what it needs. I wouldn't be surprised if they don't even believe there is a problem with RW since it does pop during event times. Having the mode entirely collapse might finally make them notice the problem, especially since SE apparently use participation metrics as their main and only indicator of content quality.
Considering how bad their FL changes have been, both jobs and maps, I really don't want them to do anything to RW. All it really needs is a daily roulette but they don't seem to want to give it one.
Or maybe RW should have just never existed in the first place. Same with lords of verminion. Does anyone even remember LoV exists?
I load into LoV and then walk away for free MGP every week.
But you never actually interact with the mode itself.
Correct, I just collect free mgp while I make breakfast.
you just get the mgp while idling?
Basically yeah, you just have to load into 5 games for the challenge log.
RW is a quality game mode, the only reason people don't play it is because there is no roulette. They shouldn't do it but if they were to swap out the FL roulette for a RW one, FL would die in a week.
No roulette = no casuals to fill games
No casuals filling games = no queues popping for people who want to play the mode
True enough. I'm still baffled they haven't gotten around to making a roulette for it. But then again, they might be out of touch enough to think that people flock to FL because of the gamemode itself and not of the easy rewards attached to it.
Peak hours too....
DEAD GAME
It's..... i-it's over, isn't it.....
yes, now rest my child
Should be "Thank you Ra-La"
please transfer from light
BEHOLD
A RELIC REBORN
Thanks to all the anons that helped me out on getting it.
I'm glad to see my book in use. But make sure to make a kettle as well.
You plan on throwing the book at someone?
>tfw I did the whole ARR relic grind on my SMN before realizing the grimoire I'd seen other players use was the HW one
oops...
Apocalypse is still cool so it's not like you wasted your time.
last post for lala thighs
covered in my cum
May you burn to death.
two kinds of anons
intercrural with this lala