Yvraine is a Dark Eldar, therefore she got breasts.
So this is possible? what about that half elf smurf?
He is back and became Guilliman's advisor.
Also he is a gift from Eldrad because the old frick found a common book partner with Rawboat to discuss if Big E is a god or not, which they pretty much agreed he is almost.
Also he found the non corrupted and original print of Lorgar's book.
I don’t think the copy was the original, it was a copy at least a millennia removed from the original (which isn’t much for 10,000 years, it’d be like finding a 2023 print of the gallic wars or the iliad in the year 3000). His terminal state of JUST in the dark imperium books was almost worth wading through the nurgle fart joke daemons that had way too much presence. Speaking of, non nurgle/tzeentch presence in a game WHEN?
Grandpa Smurf also took fricking c**tO SHITARIUS under his wing which makes sense because he reminds him Aeonid Thiel so he knows that if he can temper his arrogance, he can make a great marine like Thiel was.
>I hate the 41 and 42st millenium >Lorgar was right about dad >Where is my Eldar GF >Lion'el is taking too long to get here >I miss the universe before the heresy >Frick my second stepmother that perpetual b***h for ruining Dad's life >Frick Horus for being mentally weak >And mostly, Frick you Erebus.
Because GW literally made canon that a fricking KAREN perpetual ruined 40k out of a hissy fit, not even chaos, but a fricking Karen, so fricked up in the head that even FRICKING EREBUS said that b***h is crazy and offed her on sight.
Pretty sure there are at least some decent 40K games >Dawn of War series
RTS in various types, one of the most well regarded 40K titles. Lots of expansions and content, DoW1 was more traditional RTS and was, but DoW2 and DoW3 were more "company of heroes" style which actually worked out really well if you weren't about APMing clicking a frickload of units. >Spess Mahreen
3rd person action shooter slasher, a bit old now but its sequel Spess Mahreen 2 is coming out..this year I think? Original still worth playing if you're up for the gametype. >RogueTrader
Owlcat, but we'll see what happens. Most expect it to be at least as good if not better than their Pathfinder games which would be solid. You at least get Navigator fishwaifu and Aeldari Ranger tsundare to call you a baka mon-keigh, but they need to let you fug the Sororitas if you're either holy enough or corrupt her. Besides that there's obnoxious wine aunt Cold Trader and Unsanctioned Psyker nigress, but you can bro out with Mechanicus Explorator and Sanctioned Psyker Inquisitor among others. >Boltgun
Retro/boomer shooter that seems to be done quite well. If you want to be a (primaris?) Ultramarine kicking ass and taking names like its Doom, this is for you. >Chaos Gate: Daemonhunters
XCOM starring the Gray Knights! Everyone's favorite overpowered super sekrit Paladins taking their Emperor gifted geneseed and on campaign to kick the Ruinous Powers in the dick. Mechanicus series is also kinda sorta XCOM like, but Chaos Gate Daemonhunters is perhaps more refined? >Darktide
Wish it would be good some day. For now, its a worst Vermintide 2 last I checked, but if they don't totally frick things up with monetization it may get there eventually.
Didn't that necron butthole collector has a perfect clone of Fulrim somewhere in his collection? now that the primarch are returning, that clone could be useful.
>for once
Nidbros i want to believe
Space Marine 2 is looking pretty sweet
Release date when
I'm out of the loop, did he fug an eldar?
yes
why would he go and do something like that
To escape reality after waking up, as it was even worse
Gorillaman woke up as your common anon, hating everything, having to deal with zoomers and morons, and separated from his big tiddy waifu.
eldars are flat
Yvraine is a Dark Eldar, therefore she got breasts.
He is back and became Guilliman's advisor.
Also he is a gift from Eldrad because the old frick found a common book partner with Rawboat to discuss if Big E is a god or not, which they pretty much agreed he is almost.
Also he found the non corrupted and original print of Lorgar's book.
I don’t think the copy was the original, it was a copy at least a millennia removed from the original (which isn’t much for 10,000 years, it’d be like finding a 2023 print of the gallic wars or the iliad in the year 3000). His terminal state of JUST in the dark imperium books was almost worth wading through the nurgle fart joke daemons that had way too much presence. Speaking of, non nurgle/tzeentch presence in a game WHEN?
Grandpa Smurf also took fricking c**tO SHITARIUS under his wing which makes sense because he reminds him Aeonid Thiel so he knows that if he can temper his arrogance, he can make a great marine like Thiel was.
The emperor's sons dont get stiffies, he couldn't risk having demigod children popping up all over the place ripe for chaos to corrupt.
none greater than the Ultramarines
True.
>I hate the 41 and 42st millenium
>Lorgar was right about dad
>Where is my Eldar GF
>Lion'el is taking too long to get here
>I miss the universe before the heresy
>Frick my second stepmother that perpetual b***h for ruining Dad's life
>Frick Horus for being mentally weak
>And mostly, Frick you Erebus.
>Frick my second stepmother that perpetual b***h for ruining Dad's life
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t that his biological mother?
Yes she is...but we try to act like she doesn't exists.
Because GW literally made canon that a fricking KAREN perpetual ruined 40k out of a hissy fit, not even chaos, but a fricking Karen, so fricked up in the head that even FRICKING EREBUS said that b***h is crazy and offed her on sight.
>Everyone gets an elf gf to make hafus but me
🙁
Like what's the timeframe for Warhammer games being good and can I include Warhammer fantasy?
So this is possible? what about that half elf smurf?
Get your cute female primarch there
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/17320?page=1
magnus works too well
.Co
hmm I will take ferrus
lorgara is too cute for comfort
Guilliman should just marry his elf gf already so he can lead on the civil war to end the imperium or wake Daddy E from the sleep.
Pretty sure there are at least some decent 40K games
>Dawn of War series
RTS in various types, one of the most well regarded 40K titles. Lots of expansions and content, DoW1 was more traditional RTS and was, but DoW2 and DoW3 were more "company of heroes" style which actually worked out really well if you weren't about APMing clicking a frickload of units.
>Spess Mahreen
3rd person action shooter slasher, a bit old now but its sequel Spess Mahreen 2 is coming out..this year I think? Original still worth playing if you're up for the gametype.
>RogueTrader
Owlcat, but we'll see what happens. Most expect it to be at least as good if not better than their Pathfinder games which would be solid. You at least get Navigator fishwaifu and Aeldari Ranger tsundare to call you a baka mon-keigh, but they need to let you fug the Sororitas if you're either holy enough or corrupt her. Besides that there's obnoxious wine aunt Cold Trader and Unsanctioned Psyker nigress, but you can bro out with Mechanicus Explorator and Sanctioned Psyker Inquisitor among others.
>Boltgun
Retro/boomer shooter that seems to be done quite well. If you want to be a (primaris?) Ultramarine kicking ass and taking names like its Doom, this is for you.
>Chaos Gate: Daemonhunters
XCOM starring the Gray Knights! Everyone's favorite overpowered super sekrit Paladins taking their Emperor gifted geneseed and on campaign to kick the Ruinous Powers in the dick. Mechanicus series is also kinda sorta XCOM like, but Chaos Gate Daemonhunters is perhaps more refined?
>Darktide
Wish it would be good some day. For now, its a worst Vermintide 2 last I checked, but if they don't totally frick things up with monetization it may get there eventually.
Remove the second panel and the second half of the fourth panel.
I like this guy take on slanesh (remember it takes the form of what your fetishes are so don't go anal over it being an anime eldar here).
>remember it takes the form of what your fetishes are
Wait my fetish or the emperor's fetish in this pic?
Well, the emperor wanted to built the imperial webway to get eldar prostitutes...
Didn't that necron butthole collector has a perfect clone of Fulrim somewhere in his collection? now that the primarch are returning, that clone could be useful.