Why can't devs do it anymore

Why can't devs do it anymore

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do what?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they can, you are just obessed a game you played in your childhood and the memories you relive when you play the game matters more than the game
    In short: have a nice day nostalgiadrone

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they can't you fricking moron. Almost every AAA game is bland as hell. I do play some indies but even indie games have some shit games.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That minimap looks like a guy with a huge wiener

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't unsee.

      Link is stored in the balls.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH FRICK YOU

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        See the wisdom in

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because the devs aren't straight white males with a hero complex anymore. now they are mostly just neoliberal xirs who think they are heroes for fighting a culture war, so instead of a brave strong hero fighting against all odds you get.... Black folk.... who are just..... black.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >straight white males
      >Nihongo studio
      lmao you what mate?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    devs still slap jpegs on skyboxes anon.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only game that gave me that old soulful feel recently was Northern Journey, just because it was so obvious that a single guy poured everything into it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok shill

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why this game is so appealing to me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      trash game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pure soul, loved the environments and he did a really good job with the different zones all feeling unique.
      Not too sure about his next game it feels like he went in the wrong direction making an even more combat focused game, it still looks neat though.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They forgot how to SOUL

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    budgets have ballooned into orbit, while competence has sunk below the floor.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    despite widely being considered the best game of all time, the Nintendo 64 sold extremely poorly. Ganon won.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more that it's considered the best game BECAUSE the Nintendo 64 was a failure. The morons who bought it needed a cope so they all massively overrated this game.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being a kid with a n64+gameshark and being disappointed that going to the 2d images of the houses with the fly hack would just kill link or freeze the game.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what confuses me more is why there aren't any indie zelda 64 clones to cash in on all the nostalgia, surely it cant be that hard to code z-targeting in unity?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unity
      Nobody tell him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        godot then, whatever.

        >code a barebones movement, sword and shield with enemy lock on engine
        >use bullshit (retro style) pixelated textures
        >release half of an unfinished dungeon on patreon, promise the rest once youve earned enough to retire then can the project and disappear off the internet

        whats so hard about it? instead all we have is half-baked mods which are entirely all garbage.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          God I bet it would be so easy to scam nostalgia trannies for the 200k I would need yo pay off my house.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the reality is most indie devs are hacks and can't code for shit because all of that for 3D still requires physics system. The ones that can code don't really have much of an imagination, and the ones that do are stuck with making 2D. Mostly they only care about sandbox and Metroidvania shit because it's easier to do also I assume the less violent games better satisfy their woke ideals.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because there is no longer and arms race about trying to make the best games anymore. Devs have settled on a few gameplay styles and trying to figure out how much they can squeeze people with it.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mario Sunshine the peak example of this stuff?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Souls

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coming back here to look at the different areas of the game after finishing the game was a joy for me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brown pile of bricks #1
      >brown pile of bricks #2
      >brown pile of bricks #3
      Yeah amazing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, it's Dark Souls, everything is a brown pile of bricks, everything is grimy, etc

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sun setting and the lights coming on in each house was fricking awesome. Even better when you fly down there with Kaepora. You could get there in a minute or so from the gate but the distance implies it would take hours just to get to that point.

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