why cant i heal him. i have 100 medicine

why cant i heal him
i have 100 medicine

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would lose half his aesthetic

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering the medical tech in-universe even after the apocalypse you definitely could, but I don't think Joshua would ever accept it.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can, but you need 80 speech for that

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come he didn't go blind?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He closed his eyes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he fell in the water so he was safe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The desire to not go blind was stronger than the fire's ability to make him go blind around him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not interested in discussing how things work in a post apoc world /w ghouls and mutants.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because God willed it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luck, fate, the intervention of God himself. The game doesn't really need to answer that question when you could come up with your own reason that satisfies you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like it's irrelevant.We can take hits from a Death Claw, we see other people take hits from Death Claws. Anything could happen, I'm more surprised that he's walking around doing stuff as a combatant and not just in a coma or paralyzed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is blind, that's the twist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fire didn't go in his eyes, obviously.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fire legally cannot blind you without your consent

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably put a wet sack over his head so he wouldn't die of internal burns. And die instead broken at the bottom of the canyon with his own skin contracting and suffocating him. That sounds like the kind of brutality Cesar would like to project.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fire can't go through Skin, its no a Ghost stupid.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he hasn't seen the fire ghosts

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          those are flame atronachs

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            no he's talking about the guys with the gas bombs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He blinked

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if he doesn't want you to

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you need 101 medicine

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you heal long term damage of 3rd degree burns over 90% of the body with wasteland scraps? You weren't gonna drag him into a pre-war hospital, that's for sure.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      stimpacks are magic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drag him to the Big MT and put him in an autodoc.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beat me to it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's your new epidermis bro.
        >puts his brain in a robot like the scientists

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          a mormon robot shouting verses from the bible while shooting lazers at raiders.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Drag him to the Big MT and put him in an autodoc.
        this is getting to "who changes the batmobile's tires?!" tier redditor pedantry. the fact is nobody's going to hog tie this guy and fricking drag him over 200 miles from Utah to California just to shove him into one of the few remaining autodocs and cure his scarring just out of spite because they're possessed by an autistic teenage gamer who can't handle not being allowed to do something. He's effectively immune to chems so you cant even sedate him and he's not going anywhere with you if it doesnt involve shooting White Legs

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fun hypothetical
          >needs to vent his teenage edginess so finds a problem

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fun hypothetical
            Where? All I'm seeing is nitpicky reddit bullshit from people who've never played the game let alone put any genuine thought into it because the answer is objective and right in your face

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hey man how would you heal him
              >I would take him to Big MT
              >makes sense
              That’s it, you’re the homosexual that started crying about reddit (which you’re very familiar with for some reason) and getting pissy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't Alfred change the tires on the batmobile?
          If it comes to cleaning bathrooms or booking appointments anything batman wouldn't do he can.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If it comes to cleaning bathrooms
            Does he actually clean them? I can't imagine Bruce Wayne using the bathroom in such a way that needs it to be clean, unless he's bloodied up or something.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Batman just shits and piss inside the costume.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He's effectively immune to chems so you cant even sedate him
          He'll though it out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      rub some aloe on it

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because his soul is wounded, not his body.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesnt want to be healed. This is part of his atonement for his actions, and he plans on atoning for the rest of his life because he can never undo what he's done. Anything less and as far as he's concerned, he's beyond salvation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s Mormon, he can still go to the Telestial Kingdom

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is "healed" but has no skin, beneath the bandages he is nothing but scar and pink, very prone to breaking and very sensitive so he needs clean bandages on top.
    Its very painful but not as bad as being on fire so enough healing powder and a strong will lets him go on with his (painful) day

    The only way to heal him is to scrape all the scar tissue, like skinning him alive with sandpaper, and skin grafts.
    >muh sink autodoc
    OWB was not a thing when honest hearts released

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >set him on fire
    >throw him into water
    Legionbros, are we moronic?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looked really cool when his burning body fell tho

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was about sending the message

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >perhaps he was wondering, why would you set a man ablaze before throwing it on the water

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just gonna conveniently leave out the distance between him and said water is roughly at least 100 feet?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re implying a random anon knows what surface tension is

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          bullshit, water is soft, no way you can die if you hit the water, its not even solid

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >asian_guy_jumping_of_the_bridge.webm

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              just uhhhhhhhhh make your body pointy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He farted really hard onto the water before he landed in it. It broke the surface.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Snuffles so big brained?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a lot of literature in the tunnels.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think caesar has brain damage

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Caesar
        >4 Charisma
        Fricking HOW, both Kimball and House(puter form) have 5 Charisma

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably because it's completely meaningless?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't for the devs, considering they gave House's shriveled husk 1 ST, 10 PE, 10 IN, 1 CH and 10 LK.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think you care about this much much more than they did.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably not.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Autism

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >House
              >1 CH
              moronic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How charmed would you be by a horrifying raisin man? He's much easier to talk with through his discord call.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          probably because ceasar is a dick.
          >ask him if he's okay
          >oh, i'm perfec- DO I LOOK OKAY!? I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR, MORON!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            tbf that 's what happens when most of your guys are genuinely fricking moronic

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          House is a rotting corpse barely hanging to life (remember he said he was in a coma for a while) Caesar is not smart or charismatic, just a man with studies surrounded by ignorant tribals, Kimball is basically Bush Jr.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Kimball is basically Bush Jr.
            1IN 10CH?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a 4 CHA in a Faction of 1-2 CHAs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a tumor I'm a tumor
        >I'm a tumor I'm a tumor I'm a tumor.
        >I'm a tumor I'm a tumor I'm a tumor.
        >oh oh oh oh
        >I'm a tumor

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just realized this is sung to the beat of Rock Me Amadeus

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Van Buren version had him as hanged and you'd have to cut him down. Somehow he just... refused to die from hanging, for all that time, because he was so pissed off.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't get on that list by being a goddamn pussy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it can actually happen

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          also sounds like something the legion would do, leave an un-successfully-hanged man hanging to die of exposure

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Van Buren's Joshua was fricking menace. He'd be hostile to anybody it's great. Still prefer his NV version though.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer The Burned Man to the Hanged Man but it would've been cool.

        His talking head looks pretty wicked in Fallout: Yesterday though

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The hanged man looks like he still got burned.
          The burned and hanged man.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            True, he does. Lookin a little Fred E. Krueger-ish

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The banged man

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of moron thinks you can fall hundreds of feet into water and be ok? This isnt the movies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were trying to bewilder him to death.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Joshua walked away while on fire

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honest Hearts was a Mothership Zeta tier embarrassment.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mothership zeta was awesome

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      HH woulda been the worst DLC if Reddit World Blues didnt bail em out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its definitely the least interesting. Just some tribal clashes, who cares.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mothership zeta was awesome

      HH woulda been the worst DLC if Reddit World Blues didnt bail em out

      Its definitely the least interesting. Just some tribal clashes, who cares.

      Good morning sirs

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has to change his bandages every day
    That's alot of wasted cloth.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just boil them to resanitize.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's alot of wasted water.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he uses his piss

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Water is a renewable, plentiful resource at Zion.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can offer to heal him, but he turns you down. It's his second baptism.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is he stupid

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, very.
        Just listen to the dumb shit he says.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Religious people tend to be.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any good weapon pack mods for FNV? Ones that feel vanilla and aren't overpowered

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr House is the best choice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      Also makes the most sense, your entire fricking job was getting him that chip and he's paying you for more jobs, might as well.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I kill Vulpes Inculta every time without fail.
        I have no moral position, nipton seems like a hole. But he asked me to tell people FOR FREE a message. I'm a courier, I get paid to deliver messages. I can't have the idea of free messages spreading around.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          why did you attack president kimball though

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He asked him to pay taxes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He pays you in exposure.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uonronically respectable position

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did pay you, in experience.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It always kinda annoyed me that NV doesn't allow you some leeway to do mercenary work playing both sides like Yojimbo
          You can work for the NCR, work for Caesar, Work for Caesar and sabotage the NCR and that's it
          Caesar's quest immediately put the NCR against you

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            My very first NV playthrough when it came out was literally just revolver ocelot.
            >That moustache, old man hair
            >Guns and speech tagged
            >Tried to do nothing but play everyone against everyone.
            It was a shame anon I agree, but you can get reasonably far up most faction's totem poles if you are careful. Problem is first time you play you don't magically know what quests you can get away with and what you can't. I got rumbled by the Legion when I helped out finding lost supplies at forlorn hope and it put me against legion soldiers. Up until then both sides loved me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      Also makes the most sense, your entire fricking job was getting him that chip and he's paying you for more jobs, might as well.

      Yup
      >som homosexual:"yea whatever you big dumb merc! you're just house's dog who works for nothing but money and monetary gain!"
      lol ok, face the wall now please, me house said so

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's better to be clean than to be comfortable.
    Reminder that he's talking about your sinful ways rather than about his own injuries.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to know how he can mag dump a stubby .45 that accurately while missing half the nerve endings in his body

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The righteous fury of God flows through his hands.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think the game states that there isnt really anything righteous or godly about his fury. he is just a violent c**t looking for an excuse.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow just like me, even the Mormon part

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The righteous path is helping the tribals fight off the White Legs, but not tempering the violence with mercy rather than being consumed by it. Thus why Joshua acknowledges that it is not God who wanted General Gobbledyasiatic to suffer, he did.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, Built To Destroy or Fast Shot for Unarmed/Small Guns build?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I picked both on my most recent playthrough but I usually choose Built To Destroy over Fast Shot.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't third degree burns cauterize your nerve endings to the point you stop feeling pain? Why would he be in chronic pain then?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He fell into water so he still has some of his nerve endings

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The body still tries to call to the nerves and freaks out when nothing responds. phantom pain is a very real thing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bravo Kojima

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every night, I can feel my leg…

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Religious guy's name is Joshua, an alternative pronunciation for the name Jesus
          Bravo

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i wish it was even that deep but the writer just straight up named the character after himself

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENERGY WEAPONS homie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like them in 3 and 4, they don't really fit the aesthetic of NV

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care, still gonna deliver Cass to the Silver Rush.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 and 4 are the only ones that don't take place in a shitty desert

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If a game is going to bless me by including lever action rifles, I have no choice but to use them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like them in 3 and 4, they don't really fit the aesthetic of NV

      If a game is going to bless me by including lever action rifles, I have no choice but to use them.

      >energy weapons build for House ending
      >rifles and revolvers build for NCR ending
      >unarmed build for Legion ending
      This is the way, my friends.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe in the legend of joshua graham therefore he doesn't exist if you don't play the DLC. He's just a legion ghost story.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh, that felt good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's onto you anon, he'll always be just one step behind you. RUN

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think i've ever seen a player get out skilled this fricking hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I've ever sided with Daniel in 13 years of playing New Vegas

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did it once for the cheevo, fricker didn't even stand by his decision in the end too, like goddamn.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Daniel is a complete selfish pussy who only wants to feel good about himself rather than actually do what needs to be done. Joshua is an actual Angel of retribution while Daniel is just another christcuck. Even when you show mercy to the white legs leaders giving the sorrows and white legs an affinity not just for strength and ferocity in battle but also honor, even when you help Follow's Chalk understand he has a responsibility to the tribe and his family, and the motherfricker isn't even man enough to tell a walking cloud her husband is dead so he makes you do it for him; After all that what happens? He still sulks and whines like a baby for the rest of his life about how he failed everyone even though shit would've been completely fricked sideways for all of them if Joshua wasn't there. I hate Daniel so goddamn much, the only reason I don't smoke him every playthrough is because of my respect for Joshua and the Sorrows.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >giving the sorrows and white legs
          *giving the sorrows and dead horses

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only a bit of dirt

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always imagined him falling down the grand canyon the way Homer Simpson falls down the gorge, but on fire.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at them go

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no option to go with them to their new planet
      shit game

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would just kill you

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    based boon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that FOV on the Pip-Boy
      >all that shit on the side of the screen
      How do you even play like that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        on a ultra wide screen it doesnt really bother me much
        I also installed a couple of mod packs and Im too lazy to check which one does the HUD thing on the right

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I also installed a couple of mod packs and Im too lazy to check which one does the HUD thing on the right
          SOVL

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 3… I am… remembered? Is this the most talked about game in the history of Ganker?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's fricked.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how awkward the conversation between Caesar and Joshua was after he failed to take Hoover Dam and Caesar told him he had to die.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Caesar probably lost his cool over losing, started screaming and threw a fit at Joshua like an autistic man child as usual.
      >Calm down, Edwar-
      >CALM DOWN WITH THIS
      >CALM DOWN WITH THIS
      >YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE HOOVER DAM! MISSION: FAILED!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure Caesar was around when Joshua failed to take the dam. The dude's a generic despot, probably just ordered his peons to capture him, and is only present when he's burned. Like Ulysses said, Caesar didn't even bother to care out of spite when the White Legs fricked up the New Canaan to look for Joshua.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I seriously doubt they sat down and had a conversation about it.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some wounds do not heal.
    Crawling in my skin.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is fear how you will fall?

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because for a skin graft you need skin

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking medicine is what will heal him
    Because you don’t have Religion 100

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he won't let you even try. He says this right to your face

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can offer it to him, he refuses. He's a delusional religious wacko, he thinks this is the punishment he must endure. Whatever.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some things are permanent.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muh atonement

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf he did some bad shit

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I was expecting this guy to be the final boss or something like that, he gets a lot of build up about him in the campaign.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if he was he'd be pretty underwhelming since you can just shove an IED up his ass as soon as you meet him and instantly kill him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe
      Tho in retrospective, Honest Hearts is just build up for Ulysses's (very moronic) backstory.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was it? I don't remember Ulysses being mentioned or alluded to in HH. If anything HH felt very self contained compaired to the other 3 DLCs.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ulysses was responsible for what happens in HH but you don't find that out until later. Joshua mentions him too but doesn't elaborate on it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ulysses was responsible for what happens in HH but you don't find that out until later
            Damn I either must of missed that or completely forgot. How did he tie into HH? Last time I played I did HH before even entering the strip and didn't do LR til just before the final quest so I may of forgot some minor details in that time.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ulysses trained the White Legs and directed them to destroy New Canaan, which of course led to the problems in Zion when the Courier gets there.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yeah I remember now. It's been years since I played the game from start to finish so some of the smaller details are a little foggy.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove his bandages and watch his harem disappear or orbit Daniel instead.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can he even have sex? Is his burnt weenie even able to feel anything anymore?

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you have 0 in Doctor, because Bethesda removed the skill.

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