Why can't the West into mech design?

Why can't the West into mech design?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    walking pillbox > cartoon shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hi, troony. Remember to dilate. You wouldn't want your filthy puss filled dick wound to close.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        creative!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Obsessed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Obsessed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rightfully German land.

      Left is at least semi-believable.
      There is no way in hell right is gonna work.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know right's from macross, what's left from?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          some shitty american moba, it's the same as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being a contrarian is not a personality.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's a polish design

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rightfully German land.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >walking gas chamber
      checks out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WTF

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        JIDF pls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RIGHTFULGERMANCLAY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rightfully German land.

        based historylets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Germans will say they invented it anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      From a German game

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's there misguided attempt at making it look semi-plausible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >misguided
      >ww1 mech being a room with legs
      It's unironically kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there

      learn some english before you start writing, you fricking braindead 3rd worlder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ESLs never make this moronic mistake, it's always poorly educated mutts who only learned english phonetically

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eastern sensibilities care more about how cool something is rather than how plausible.
    You know what the most plausible mecha design is? It's something that we already have: tanks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which is silly because mechs aren't plausible to begin with. Mecha detractors often deride eastern meches as being unrealistic when western mechs are just as unrealistic. The only difference is that one gives realism the middle finger and does what they want while the other chases after it in a misguided attempt to be taken seriously.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's eastern vs western media in a nutshell really. Of course both have silly and serious stuff but on average western productions always fake themselves too seriously.
        For example just compare Yakuza with Red Dead Redemption.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tanks are Mecha you dumb frick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If a tank is mecha then so is a fricking automobile you waste of carbon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't use his car as a weapon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They are Mecha though? You're confusing Mecha with robotto.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but you're absolutely fricking moronic. no one, not a single soul would call tanks "mecha" unless you deliberately pair them up side by side in giant robot land because some mechs do wear treads. You don't call World of Tanks something like World of Mecha do you? of course not, homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A whole country calls tanks Mecha... The tanks and APCs in MGSV are referred to as Mecha. This argument at this point is purely semantic. Like how any animation is considered as anime in Japan, any MECHAnism is considered Mecha in Japan. So yes, Tanks, guns, automobiles and computers are Mecha.
                You're mistaking Mecha for giant robots or robotto.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >A whole country calls tanks mecha
                They don't.
                >The tanks in MGSV are referred to as mecha
                The tanks absolutely are fricking not. They might refer to D-walker or the Metal Gears this way, but this is because they walk on bipedal legs.
                >Any mechanism is considered mecha in Japan, so tanks guns automobiles and computers are mecha
                If you want to be a dumb mouthbreathing mongoloid with no conception of reality, do it on another board.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They don't
                They do. Just like how they call the Simpsons anime in Japan. They call all mechanisms Mecha in Japan.
                >tanks are absolutely not
                But in the beginning credits of each mission that has tanks always says they're the featured Mecha and then what model tank they are.
                >mouthbreathing mongoloid
                Japanese people are of the mongoloid race though?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Just like how they call the Simpsons anime in Japan.
                not him but i find that very hard to believe. anime and cartoons are so distinctly different. maybe you're just being cute an using it as a blanket term.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, anime (and Mecha) are just more specific outside of Japan.
                Outside of Japan, anime = Japanese cartoons. Inside of Japan, anime = cartoons.
                Same with Mecha. In Japan it's just any MECHAnism. Like tanks an guns and cars and giant robots. There's a distinction though, between normal Mecha and giant robots. Giant robots are Robotto. But since foreigners know Mecha just from Gundam anime and stuff like that, they consider only robotto Mecha as Mecha.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You think a cylinder with ridiculous bug legs is plausible? That thing would incapable of balancing itself or having a decent range of movement. Meanwhile, the right image is just a bipedal human form is - guess what - realistic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me you don't have a STEM degree without telling me you don't have a STEM degree

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your puny mechaare no match for THE GREAT CENTIPEDE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not tanks, helicopters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Eastern sensibilities care more about how cool something is rather than how plausible.
      We have a moving gundam "statue" though. Can't say we have ones of western mechs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You’re dumb as frick you idiot piece of shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Barely even English, graduate before you post again. Following that make sure to lurk for 5 more years.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            his post has correct grammar moron, it's just 2 sentences
            also you got told hard, weeaboo mechshit sucks

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you saw two sentences in that post that has zero punctuation marks in it and called it grammatically correct then I'm sorry to say that the moron here is you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine complaining about grammar on this Mongolian Basket Weaving Forum. Blow your brains out, homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one that brought grammar into it by saying "his post has correct grammar".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up you semantic reddit homosexual, your original post complained about it barely being English. Now hurry up and have a nice day, don’t forget your parents will bury you under your birth name.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks that post was mine too
                Well this is embarrassing. I didn't join your reply chain until after you made that grammar comment anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon that's literally not a statue. It's a tractor made by some Fins.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This looks very fun to operate

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >cutting down trees is fun
              ..shit i think im compelled to agree but this is a slippery slope for the us and planet lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pines are some of the fastest growing timber, 20-30 years for them to fully grow IIRC. So long as it's kept to plantations I don't see any real issue with it. Land clearing for other purposes is a whole other bag of worms.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody cut regular forests in civilized countries anymore. It's all commercial forests.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It isnt armored yet but its out and after first trials by fire they will be armored.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is a utility vehicle, firefighters would be better served by it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implausible weapon
      >west still tries to make them as realistic as possible
      They're just not at all plausible so you might as well go fricking bonkers with it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes making something implausible as realistic is possible is the most bonkers thing to do, and also really fun.
        Shin Godzilla portraying a realistic Godzilla scenario was fun, for example.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Eastern sensibilities care more about how cool something is rather than how plausible.
      When it comes to the argument of what is "plausible." The Nip flying frickers with legs still win the argument. "Realistic" western mechs fundamentally do not work both in the argument of basic shit like square cube law, AND in the argument of combat viability.

      Japanese mecha deliberately eschew the technological limitations of our present time, often aiming for a far flung future where machinery has reached such a peak that the engineering involved may as well be magic. If you COULD build a giant robot that could break the sound barrier and have all the agility of a superhuman despite its size, then it'd be a legitimate threat and viable in a combat situation.

      Not in a million years will a Timber Wolf EVER be viable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God I love everything about Turn A's aesthetic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most eastern real robot style mecha also has the lower tier sensible western mechs too, usually reserved for grunts, specialist, non-military or smaller scale operations and the big humanoid mechs are the state of the art hyper advanced unit that usually get fielded in relatively small quantities.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer these when it mislabels the countries.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left is at least semi-believable.
    There is no way in hell right is gonna work.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left looks better.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The mech on the left is just beautiful. Look at that functional shape. Those simple yet pwoerful guns, the flexible legs. It's perfect, I'm cumming.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame this game sucked. It looks nice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is it really that bad? it looked a bit like company of heroes which i still enjoy and was hoping for it to be a nice substitute

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's CoH that you hate to play

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, but I wouldn't say it was bad or sucked. I got a good 60 hours or so out of it. When I played it during release, it just had a lot of balance issues. Like the infantry felt entirely pointless and the population cap felt absurdly low (which contributed to infantry being useless because they took up a good chunk of the limited pop cap that could go to mechs). The game was also just too fricking slow in the beginning, felt like there was no way to really speed up resource gathering so the early game was always just a drag. Also can't remember which civ it was since it's been a while since I played it, but one of the three was just magnitudes better. It had a lot of good ideas, the setting was unique and cool, just had a lot to be desired that they honestly could have fixed by now with balance updates

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          last I played, which was last year, It felt exactly as you describe it with the early infantry game being ignored in favor of rushing to the mechs in order to gain the upper hand. But I'm not to sure on the comp side of things, only played three matches, and most of the players did the same. They really need major gameplay overhauls to some of these balance/systems like Coh2 did early after release.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't THAT bad, it just felt like a worse company of heroes. Honestly the mod that ports over a bunch of Iron Harvest stuff into Gates of Hell feels better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's that but slower and with worse pathfinding. It was made with consoles in mind, by the way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Game is a good reminder that the engine is the most important part of an RTS; everything is super floating and the pathfinding is god awful, like significantly worse than Brood War

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its actually a perfectly fine game, its just not nearly as good as it should have been, and as a result doesn't really make you want to stick with it for more then maybe the campaign and a couple of rounds with friends.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Waste of potential. The mechs were just tanks, they couldn't do anything that a tank in CoH couldn't have done.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't really suck, its mostly just kinda meh, and has little replay value outside of the campaigns which however, are fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dieselpunk Titanfall 3 when?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick that. Give me Vietnam war era Titanfall.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >be 'namese soldier defending a moderately sized military camp
          >start hearing Fortunate Sons which slowly gets louder and louder.
          >panic.exe as other soldiers get on the AntiAir gun expecting an american air raid.
          >but the helicopters are nowhere to be seen or heard, while the music is getting ever louder.
          >Start to also hear thumping sounds
          >Start seeing bird flocks flying up in the distance
          >The music and the thumping sounds are getting loud.
          >See trees getting casually pushed aside in the forest.
          >See a 20m hulking machine emerging from the closely located treelines while Fortunate Sons is blasting from it.
          KINO SETTING SPOTTED

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's Votoms Kummen arc, one for one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You might like Gundam 8th MS Team. It follows the 8th MS team during their deployment in the jungles of SE Asia. Its been a while since I've seen it so idk how well plot holds up, but it has some of the best fights in any Gundam series.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its good but plot gets moronic like most gundams
            man but some scenes are cool
            I wish there was a more serious realistic mech show
            obsolete is pretty good but first ep is the best one in my opinion

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mechs will never a be a practical or worthwhile military investment
    how do we cope with this reality?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      take the tank pill

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tanks are literally obsolete and get memed on by infantry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesnt know

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            theres a literally a war going on with an entire convoy of tanks getting dabbed on by ONE guy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well in the Battletech/Mechwarrior universe one of the reason if not the biggest reason why the Clans lost their invasion was because of infantry.
              They had completely forgotten the concept of fielding infantry, in all the wars they had between them it was always mechs vs mechs or tanks at most but infantry they had completely forgotten about it so they were unprepared in facing it.
              Their ridiculously expensive and hard to repair mechs would get ambushed constantly by infantry shooting missiles into the leg joints or the gyro crippling them.
              Also infantry was completely undetectable by mech sensors arrays so their mechs were completely blind to ambushes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because for whatever reason, russia has been sending its tanks in unsupported. If you look at any competent nations use of tanks, they are used as support for an attacking infantry force to destroy hard targets, not as a sole attacking force by themselves.
              Saying tanks are obsolete is like saying helicopters or planes are obsolete because missiles exist. You can shoot down a modern jet with a shoulder mounted missile too if you catch it while its taking off. Its the infantries job to make sure there arent any enemies with shoulder mounted missiles near the airfield, not the jets.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Russian tanks are getting blown up left right and centre because the Russians are spectacularly shit at proper combined arms warfare. Their reconnaissance is awful, their infantry are basically useless, and everyone at every level is taught to fight with essentially WWII tactics for some unfathomable reason.

              On top of understanding how to deploy and tanks properly (in theory anyway), the latest Western tank designs are starting to mount effective anti-missile defence systems which will only improve as time goes on.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone at every level is taught to fight with essentially WWII tactics
                have you read anything on this conflict besides /misc/?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                /misc/ is overwhelmingly pro-Russia

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *FSB and Wumao have lots of shills on /misc/. Serbian flags are the only legit pro-russians there other than commies themselvs

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Ghost of Kyiv returned???

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Current war proves you are wrong

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you're not using russia/ukraine. russian tanks are literally getting memed on by drones and rpg deployed by the ukrainian infantry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Start investing into heavy Objects.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't there a board game with something like this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          OGRE!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ha booba

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How do you replace the tracks on something like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aliens need to assert themselves and impose a law in which wars are decided by style points

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      power armor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I like the Fallout power armor design. The old style is much cooler.

        What are some games with power armor?
        The only ones I can think of off the top of my head are Vanquish, Crysis and Metal Gear Revengeance.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          EDF4.1 and EDF5

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I bought 4.1 to play with some friends but we only played it for a couple of hours. Is 5 enough of an improvement to justify the purchase or should I just finish off 4.1 instead?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's more of the same as 4.1, really. The games are definitely best enjoyed with friends and people. Might be better to wait until EDF6 comes out if your friends lost interest. The games are Gankercore so anons will make a bunch of lobbies and play them together when EDF6 comes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, I'll try to get a friend or two back into 4.1 and then play 6 when that's out. Thanks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          any warhammer 40k game with space marines in it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess Lost Planet could also be considered power armor. Although it's closer to a single-pilot tank.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Capcom still hasn't removed GFWL from LP2 and added it back onto the Steam store
            I know they farmed out LP3 to a western studio but did they fire all the devs in the process or something?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think Capcom just plain doesn't care anymore. The game doesn't make any money anyway. It gives you a reasonable reason to play pirated games.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they integrated windows live so much into it they stated it would be like rebuilding the game from scratch to remove it. As they have attempted to already. What they did was managed to make a “fix” for it which if you dont mind installing a driver and logging into your windows account, allows you to still enjoy it with multiplayer and all.

              one of the problems was they intended to release more updates, missions, G rank akrid like monster hunter. It all got shitcanned though which is upsetting cause that game was amazing.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they integrated windows live so much into it they stated it would be like rebuilding the game from scratch to remove it. As they have attempted to already. What they did was managed to make a “fix” for it which if you dont mind installing a driver and logging into your windows account, allows you to still enjoy it with multiplayer and all.

              one of the problems was they intended to release more updates, missions, G rank akrid like monster hunter. It all got shitcanned though which is upsetting cause that game was amazing.

              those VH suits are so fricking nice looking
              Capcom redemption is only possible if they bring LP back

              I can't fricking cope bros... Why did western critiques unfairly malign this game when it came out? Why did Lost Planet have to die..?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I always want to play a Lost Planet game but then have to realize all Lost Planet games are bad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i don't think it counts if you sit in a wienerpit instead of wearing it to some degree, otherwise an AT would be power armor.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Man I wanna watch VOTOMS again but I think I've already watched all the good (cel) ones.
              My favorite was mellowlink, I love the way that the protagonist being a rogue soldier amplified the feeling of how slow, heavy, and dangerous these things are.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >could also be considered power armor
            Fricking really?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            those VH suits are so fricking nice looking
            Capcom redemption is only possible if they bring LP back

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They cannot, never, they are subsisting now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fallout 4 also best and thinking white mans fallout

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Halo, technically.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not technically, definitely is power armor
            The games make the player pretty lightweight for comedic effect but those suits and operators weigh several tons and the suit will twist and snap the limbs off of anyone not drugged up, fit enough and biologically enhanced to wear them
            Likewise I’m pretty sure the alien power armors are mostly the same in philosophy except they’re already strong enough to wear them more like vests than actual power armor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          games?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Any Kamen rider game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Any game you play a whiteman

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Saints Row 4

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >no one has said metroid yet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ATOM RPG Trudograd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mechassault 2 had a cool powerarmor and obviously the mechs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            *battle armor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >WWI tank propelled by giant exposed fleshy bits
        Oh boy, I sure hope nobody fires any artillery vaguely near them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tanks don't get stuck in trenches.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anti tank trenches are a thing, you know.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://tankmuseum.org/article/trapped_story_of_fray_bentos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Mage Academy tanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was a (probably scripted) SyFy reality show where they had poorly made robots fight each other. Maybe we'll get something like this but much more advanced and exciting to watch in the future

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do thou has the original "domo" cat picture?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'll always be terrible for mass production, but for "elite" forces they could be very useful. Which to be fair is hot most giant robot universes work to begin with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC the joints end up being pretty fragile so it’s easier to simply make a shit ton of tanks instead of a 10 meter robot.

      We gonna have to wait for space wars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it could work in the civilian sector for industry idk man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, people thought tanks will never be practical but here we are, we just need another world war to kickstart weapon research again.
      BELIEVE homosexualS IT'S GONNA HAPPEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn’t true. Look at how much BigDog has advanced and the bipedal robots darpa also made. Bigger versions with guns are a 100% certainty. Just a matter of when.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't they take forever to make and cost even more since they're so big?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at what they are working on now. https://youtu.be/nBy1piJrq1A
        Doesn’t seem expensive. Imagine little cheap spider bots like this with tiny guns guns.
        I bet a bigger version of this wouldn’t be too costly. Look at the new police robot dogs they have. Not very expensive either. Google says around 70k. Attach a gun to it and some AI and you have a dog sized mech. Upscale the b***h for a recoiled rifle or 50 cal sniper and you got yourself a real mech. High armor would be the real problem but having armies of cheap ai driven walking robots would be cheaper than an army of crewed tanks I bet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well I was mostly talking about big pilotable robots, something that would withstand missiles

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe when the first Mars war occurs and there’s less gravity so the joints can handle heavy armor.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They still need to find a way to miniaturize a fusion reactor that can fit into one of these with enough shielding to protect from radiation

            Reason why its so slow was because they had to use pneumatic actuators instead of electric motors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      once we become a T2 civilization we'll have the ability to just build mechs for the hell of it
      mech battles may be the future super-sport

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mech battles may be the future super-sport
        It's already a sport now. Just less big stompy things and more remote control roombas with knives on their heads.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mech battles may be the future super-sport
        Battlebots has been gaining more traction in recent years, but it's on a much smaller scale

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd recommend Battlebots to anyone who likes this sort of shit, it's a great show

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I hope they go back to the old arena design this year, really didn't like what they did to it last year with the upper deck and corners.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The whole idea of games like Phantom Crash

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw the future super-sport will be competitive bug eating instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My cope is easy 🙂

      You're a walking talking mech
      there's nothing wrong with scaling you up so you're bigger stronger and can be shot and not die

      treads are actually garbage and tanks are blind

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say never.
      There is a narrow range of circumstances where legged vehicle would have an advantage, like a mountain gun.
      Equation changes drastically if we include other planets. Mars would be mech heaven because it is absurdly rocky and has significantly less gravity.
      What would never happen would be bipedal mechs, because bipedalism is a consequence of evolutionary limitations rather than physics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Giant mechs no. But mech suits and powered armor will definitely become a thing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No they won't. Anyone in the military will tell you that they buy from the lowest bidder aka "military-grade" mean cheap, usually inferior equipment compared to their civilian versions (boots) to give to everyone else. The US is one of the richest countries and spends the most on their military and they still don't want to replace their m4 and m16s because it's just cheaper to arm the average grunt with it over anything else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >musk and gaben are already working on chips they can put in your brain to control computers
      >the most natural thing to link a human up to would be something human shaped
      >heavily armored heavy weapon platforms with the dexterity and fine motor skills of a human

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I could maybe see something like the MTs in Armored Core, which were originally made for heavy lifting tasks, maybe one day in the far FAR off future existing. But we will very likely never see something like an actual Armored Core or Gundam Mobile Suit like in pic related.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drones are mechs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gunpowder is not practical
      >tanks are not practical
      >airplanes are not practical
      >lasers are not practical
      >drones are not practical
      >mechas are not practical <--- you are here
      >battle spacecrafts are not practical

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like both

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >t. fruit
    Iron Harvest is top kino.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Japan DLC for Iron Harvest never ever

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Western artists don't have the mech fetishism that Japs do so they usually try to make something that's semi-plausible as a real-life machine instead of a bunch of cool-looking metal triangles vaguely in the shape of a human holding a laser sword or a giant gun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >semi plausible
      gay. either go full cool or don't

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I like the Fallout power armor design. The old style is much cooler.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Japs and their gundams will never understand true western mecha design

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But Maschinen Krieger was made by a jap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the joke

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Silly me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oysters have fricking EYES???

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's a seashell crab.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              isn't that a snail

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yep, to be more specific; Conch Snails.
              Their eyesight is pretty good compared to other mollusks.
              They will stare at you while you sleep!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when companies made these little models to take pics of for their games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm making a MaK inspired game. Really want to make a model of my main character once I've finalized the design. It'd be super fun to use my own model as the cover art or whatever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pffffft, a gundam would poke that stupid thing and it would fall over, frick off

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >implying sticking pointy bits to a humanoid frame is good design
    Left mogs right so hard it's not even funny.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the crab

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uller for me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s so good, they call it the Awesome. That’s all you need to know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's anything as long as it's an omnimech so i can slap as many machineguns as physically possible to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uller for me.

      It’s so good, they call it the Awesome. That’s all you need to know.

      You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Amougus Drip

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Giant Enemy Trash Can

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hop in the mech.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking love Solatorobo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >External trigger button on a weapon fixed to an arm
      That's moronic.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Germany
    >West
    ????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. They're obviously Asiatics more akin to Indonesians than Europeans.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Western styled mechs are supposed to be advanced tanks. But they're stupid if that's what they're for, as I'm sure a million autists will gladly explain why.
    Jap styled mechs are more like advanced fighter jets that can also operate on land when needed. Their main aspect is having significantly more mobility and speed than even the fastest of tanks.

    That said something like the Think Tank or Tachikomas from GitS is the most "realistic", combining the advantages of a tank (low profile, can "crouch" even lower, high speed), with the advantages of a mech, (can pass otherwise impassable for a tracked vehicle terrain, can move laterally, and the smaller Tachikomas can not only stick to walls like spiders but also jump, and stupidly well at that.)
    Their cyberwarfare suite and invisibility tech are both irrelevant for the comparison since both can seemingly be put on any chassis.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer mechs that looks like vehicles. Humanoid mechs modeled after tokusatsu people in suits is lamer.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Right looks moronic and there is no way most people would genuinely believe it's better than left.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, Hans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right does this.
      I pick right.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        4/4A is fricking stupid and I love it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >4/4A is fricking stupid and I love it
          this but unironically

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like Armored Core 4 to me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right does this.
      I pick right.

      right also sounds like this:

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kota hoshino is underrated as frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man, FA is a better game, but 4's OST was so much better.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because mechs are gay

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Japanese mech design is so obnoxious to look at

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Right was overdesign

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to get my favorite streamer to play that but he's taking a mental health break

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    giving mechanical legs to boilers and helicopters isn't very interesting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this
      walking is the worst form of transportation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about dragging, like slugs do?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          energy conservative so its ok i guess

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno man. If walking were as bad as you're claiming it then why are we all walking instead of being back in the waters swimming.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because youd drown, moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm saying the thing that crawled out of the primordial ooze that eventually turned into us didn't in it's evolutionary path ever seem to think that walking is "the worst form of transportation".

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              this
              walking is the worst form of transportation

              The advantage to being bipedal is that it gives a better platform for throwing shit, and that it allows relatively energy efficient movement over long distances. It's hard to call it "bad" or "good" as a comparison, it's suited to humans for what their evolutionary advantages were but comes with significant drawbacks in other areas; namely, it's hard to support from a skeletal standpoint, it's not particularly good for swimming or climbing, and it's much harder to balance, which also leads to the need for a more complex brain.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying the thing that crawled out of the primordial ooze that eventually turned into us didn't in it's evolutionary path ever seem to think that walking is "the worst form of transportation".

                thats not how evolution works bro...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You do realize that the ancestor of Dolphins and Whales thought to himself "Walking sucks, my feet fricking hurt, I'm going back", right?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It says right in your 10 year old bait image that the one on the left is from a setting in 1920

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's up with eastern mechs and giant crotches? Is this like a freudean thing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They take the term wienerpit very literally.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we could've had Robotjox 2 but instead we got paciffic rimjob
      Frick this gay earth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Robot Wars
        >Crash and Burn
        What's the problem?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese mechs are physically impossible even if we advanced power efficiency technology by 10 times.
    We would need to discover anti-gravity to create the stabilizers needed for such a humanoid design, on top of the whole energy efficiency needs to be very advanced.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there is a reason why most Gundam anime take place in space

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's no reason for it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's no reason for it

        The reason is because it's cool

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like left

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >japan me
    Overdesigned garbage.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left is way better.
    Good jap'nese mech designs are only found in Eva, Cyberbots, and Metal Gear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When was the last time Capcom did a mecha game, anyway?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    asiatic designs are fricking trash.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a moron that doesn't know about Battle tech

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mechs that maintain roughly the same proportions of a human or lean very humanoid are the worst

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left is a armed and armoured fighting machine designed to fit the aesthetics of 1920/30s diesel technology.
    The right is a mech designed to look like a mech. It's drawn that way for the same reason Westerners give all superheroes skintight jumpsuits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's drawn that way for the same reason Westerners give all superheroes skintight jumpsuits
      But superheroes all have skintight outfits because naked form with splotches of color in it is easy as frick to draw repeatedly over the course of numerous pages. Can't say the same for jaggy edges japanese mechs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Originally, but now Superhero comics don't have a reason for anything that happens in them beyond "well, it's a superhero comic so it HAS to be this way." It's a completely self referential genre that parasites its own clichés.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tankgays get the boot.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Evangelion justification for humanoid mechs in that they aren't inorganic and are in actuality giant cyborgs more or less.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what is megas?
    >what is iron giant
    >what is gyspy danger?
    The US can do mecha just fine when it wants to, the problem is there's so much bureaucracy in the creative process these days that a lot of it gets watered down to pander to braindead normalhomosexuals instead of just making it for people who enjoy mecha.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      megas is a comedy series, pacific rim is quite literally a love letter to mech and kaiju movies. Iron Giant is the only one that is a bonafide western mech.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man now I want 50s retro-futuristic mechs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We had one 20 years ago but we let it die.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Megas is super robot but Americanized. You can have a mecha series that doesn't take itself seriously. It's also a love letter to mecha in general.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Transformers?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          also bonafide western mech

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Transformers was originally japanese, then burgers got the rights and made their own bastardized version then nips tried to copy the success and make their own version of the burger version. That got shut down, then nips made what was basically NOT! transformers and that actually got pretty big.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            God damn it; I love Gaogaigar. It's literally the so-stupid-it's-awesome principle, given form.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What's a cool mech supposed to be then? And let's not pretend that Japan doesn't also do non-humanoid mechs better (Just look at anything Shinkawa Yoji or Masamune Shirow does)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >And let's not pretend that Japan doesn't also do non-humanoid mechs better (Just look at anything Shinkawa Yoji or Masamune Shirow does)
      This. Hell, Japan mogs the west so hard Mechwarrior literally stole shit from Macross.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poland isn't West.
    It's like, worse version of the West because they try to imitate Western mentality, which looks pathetic.
    Even SEABlack folk have more soul than poles.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The real choice is chunky Jap mechs.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I accept your consneedsion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, you lost the argument. Just google why you're wrong and I'm right, dumdum.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based burgershart too moronic to use a search engine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >muh mutts
          A mind as rotten as yours is probably what those Black folk deserve as far as rentless nesting places go.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which "RTS" in my library has the best single player campaign?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Darwinia.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dawn of War Dark Crusade is easily the best.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Crusade’s single player fricking sucks. Most of the maps are totally empty and once you’ve done the strongholds you’ve seen everything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        dawn of war 2 is great if not an rts, if not that get star craft wing of liberty

        I'm trying to play games on my backlog that I already own, not add to it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          aight well play dow 2 since you own it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dawn of War Dark Crusade is easily the best.

      dawn of war 2 is great if not an rts, if not that get star craft wing of liberty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      out of that list probably homeworld followed by choose your own story in ck2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Revenge of the Titans and Darwinia

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man do we have to have another discussion about the "alleged" "theft" that MechWarrior committed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's alleged about it anon? Macross came out 2 years before Battletech.
      Shit like the phoenix hawk is literally "hey bro lemme copy your homework "okay bro but just change it a lil so it's not obvious".

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I beat Mechwarrior 5 just yesterday, it was my first Mechwarrior game and I had a pretty good time with it
    The only things I didn't like were
    >the economy balanced around salvage and recouping repair costs makes getting tangible progress too slow
    >mech customization is too limited
    Should I check out the other games in the franchise as well?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you gays hate sleek forms and legs so much just slap shit onto a mech until it becomes a space cruiser/mobile gun platform + radome array + huge acceleration

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      forgot image

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Iron (wo)Man steal that shit at one point?

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Check out my fabulous wings b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't talk to me or my Buster sons ever again
      Wing Zero is fricking fab indeed.
      Love it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't talk to me or my Buster sons ever again
      Wing Zero is fricking fab indeed.
      Love it.

      WZCustom is gayass shit. TV WZ is an actual weapon of mass death.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >posting arguably the worst design from AC4A
    At least post a good one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man white glints sexy as frick. I need to get my hands on a good model of it someday.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always envisioned a scenario where every mech design has a place in a multi branch effort against Italy
    Japanese mecha, humanoid brawlers and swordsmen, American mecha, slow and lumbering but capable of storing a comically large amount of artillery and firepower, whatever that design is in the OP, etc

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finally someone who knows what they're talking about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      never gets old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Turn A was designed by Syd Mead though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, that image is bait as old as time and you just fell for it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >falling for bait older than you
        anon...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, that image is bait as old as time and you just fell for it.

          lemme counter and say that the final design was refined by Atsushi Shigeta

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I will say you are missing the point and also are a moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are all the mechs in this? I only recognize Turn A and VOTOMS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember all of them as well but the one to Turn A's top right is Symbionic Titan, to the bottom right of Turn A is the combaticon combiner Bruticus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Top left is a Transformer, top right is from Armored Core I think

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        On the 'western mech' side top left is a Wanzer from Front Mission and I believe that bottom left is Metal Gear D.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not sure about the rest of the left side but right side is:
        >Frost Wanzer from Front Mission
        >Armored Trooper from Armored Trooper VOTOMS
        >HOUND from Chromehounds
        >Metal Gear D from Metal Gear 2
        >Fifth Generation Armored Core from Armored Core V

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Front Mission
      >Chromehounds
      >Metal Gear
      >western

      WTF KIND OF MORON MADE THIS IMAGE?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Someone who manages to bait (You)s even in this day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Turn-A Gundam designed by a Westerner? I mean, I know it's a troll image, but come on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, look real hard at that image. Like real hard, and understand the level of trolling that initially flew over your head.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I literally only knew Turn-A, but I did think some on the right looked Japanese.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the perfect middle ground

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon still bites it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of whooshes this still manages to bait, omg...

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this shows that they can do G1 this good
      >they chose to do the typical shitty teenage story but with transformers arround it

      I hate this fricking gay earth.....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Transformers
      >west
      Transformers started as a few Japanese toy lines, mostly Diaclone, licensed by Hasbro to use their toy molds to sell in the US. All of that shit came from superior nippon folded 10000x strong mecha designs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And? The cgi models in the live action movies are made by americans. Same with the ironman shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He's never heard of Kiss Players

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            relevance?

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was more diesel mecha vidya out there

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Robot Jox?

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *destroys your dumb mecha*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >whataboutism the image

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not sure if its shitpost or actual butthurt mechgay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a tankgay related shitpost, hence the bottom right line.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >hence the bottom right line.
            But that line made me think it was mechgay most

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but this would only make sense if mecha were used as BVR and didn't tank fire constantly in every single piece of mech media ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *mogs on mechs*

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arr rook same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking christ the west really can't design mecha anymore can they

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good, you came. How obedient of you. Fell the Cradles. All of them. Millions will die. Exciting, don't you think?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      left looks better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right one has more stealth at night compared to right one

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One prefers semi-practical design, the other prefers style over practicality. Both are cool for their own reasons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but this is Ganker so shut the frick up and take a side in this pointless argument.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does one have sex with a mech?

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >comparing something from a Dieselpunk setting to some sci fi shit
    I know this is bait but it's still fricking got me just for how utterly fricking moronic the comparison is

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One is basically a plane shaped like a person, the others a crab tank.
    I don't think one is really comparable to the other.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't we have more Dieselpunk Vidya? I prefer it over Cyberpunk tbh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dieselpunk is already a very niche setting and dieselpunk mecha is a niche within a niche

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        every person that I showed the iron harvest artbook to, thought it looked badass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it's really cool artwork

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            shame the game was mediocre

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they should have made it a classic RTS with resource gathering
          gathering oil and iron would have been badass as frick in a dieselpunk setting
          instead of fricking gay cap zones

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even want dieselpunk mecha, I just want something dieselpunk.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Western style mechs are just glorified tanks, a product of the West's aggressive militarism and desire for globalist expansion.

    The East's mechs are designed with storytelling in mind. They represent an idealized version of what the pilot wants to be, and serve as an impenetrable armour that protects the pilots vulnerabilities, both in a physical and emotional sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where'd you pull that gay shit from, Tumblr?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Western style mechs are just glorified tanks
      Frick you, tanks are cool. There is no greater team than a tank crew working in tandem to anihilate the enemy with their lives on the line.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >western mechs take all of the speculative engineering and dramatic intrigue inherent to the tank/boat crew story framing device and go even further into sci-fi with it
      >eastern mechs are just tokushit characters with uglier weapons and no sick high-flying acrobatics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and no sick high-flying acrobatics
        Theres an entire anime franchise dedicated to high-flying acrobatics tho anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Western style mechs are just glorified tanks
      Because these are the only designs that make sense.

      >Something something pilot wants to be inside, power of friendship, great big blah
      Jesus christ dude, go outside. This is not, and never has been compelling and its one of the worst parts of eastern mecha anime.

      While we're on the subject, don't you have your own containment board?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Because these are the only designs that make sense.
        No it doesn't. You're literally increasing the visibility of the vehicle and giving it massive weakpoints that will make it useless if they're hit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All vehicles have massive weakpoints that will make it useless if they're hit, dude. They're the squishy bits that drive the vehicle, the combustible fuel/battery/power source that drives the vehicle, and the joints that allow the vehicle to walk, among others.

          Disregarding this is prime delusion of the first order. Magical metal that allows things that shouldn't be able to walk a short distance to fly around and somehow protect their pilots from high powered cannons is a total fantasy, and it always will be.

          >Because these are the only designs that make sense.
          Always a terrible excuse for making a boring design. And besides, unless you're an autistic engineer that can't suspend their disbelief, eastern mech designs make sense too, as [...] says.

          >Boring design
          Designs that might actually work are more interesting than baby's first design bullshit. Simple as.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >designs that MIGHT work vs designs that have zero reason not to work

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Any eastern mecha
              >Cannot walk
              >Cannot fly
              >Not even really reasonable to build
              >If we had a power source capable of powering them, it would be so heavy that it would prevent the vehicle from moving
              >If we had armor capable of protecting them, it would be so heavy that it would prevent the vehicle from moving

              There's actually a reason we use tanks, you dumb mong. Stretching out the massive, frickhuge weight of a combat vehicle along a lot of surface area is what allows them to move. Without treads, the whole thing falls apart. You can't carry armor, you can't carry weapons - do you think your average car would even move with 12 tons of armor plate and a 155mm howitzer on top?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Again, see

                >Eastern sensibilities care more about how cool something is rather than how plausible.
                When it comes to the argument of what is "plausible." The Nip flying frickers with legs still win the argument. "Realistic" western mechs fundamentally do not work both in the argument of basic shit like square cube law, AND in the argument of combat viability.

                Japanese mecha deliberately eschew the technological limitations of our present time, often aiming for a far flung future where machinery has reached such a peak that the engineering involved may as well be magic. If you COULD build a giant robot that could break the sound barrier and have all the agility of a superhuman despite its size, then it'd be a legitimate threat and viable in a combat situation.

                Not in a million years will a Timber Wolf EVER be viable.

                You're limiting these mechs, both of eastern and western design, to modern time problems when they're often set in ridiculously unspecified times in the future. You're suspending disbelief on western mechs having power sources that can run them in perpetuity but the idea of metamaterials that blow your mind in the same way that chromium would blow the mind of a caveman is apparently too far.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Grug not suspend disbelief

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Common arguments in favor of western mechs are that they're "SO REALISTIC OMG"
                >Apply realism to them and point out how they wouldn't fricking work in any capacity
                >NOOOOO SEE IF I NITPICK VEHICLES THAT DO WORK AND ARE HIGHLY EFFECTIVE, I CAN JUST IGNORE SQUARE CUBE LAW
                If you're gonna ignore the laws of physics, you're already in the same camp as Japanese giant robots. You're a clown in everything but appearence.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >apply realism
                >to things you literally cannot apply realism to by the nature and lore of those materials
                Damn anon. I didn't know you studied the tensile strength of a cord made out of Luna titanium, a thing that totally exists in real life and therefore can be quantified.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you admit mechs of any kind aren't even close to realistic?

                So why the frick even bother with the versions that try to desperately pretend they could happen in real life? It's like looking at a dragon and arguing that can't exist because it has six limbs instead of four like typical lizards, so you make a new version that just has four legs. So now you've got a giant komodo dragon which captures none of the spectacle of an actual dragon, it's just a giant fricking lizard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >So why the frick even bother with the versions that try to desperately pretend they could happen in real life?
                Ask tankgays. Most of the time the ones that go "hurr it can totally work in real life" are the ones that favor mechs that handle like reskinned tanks.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flight_of_Dragons_(book)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >All vehicles have massive weakpoints that will make it useless if they're hit, dude. They're the squishy bits that drive the vehicle, the combustible fuel/battery/power source that drives the vehicle, and the joints that allow the vehicle to walk, among others.
            This is peak fricking cope. Two giant pylons that serve no advantage and a million disadvantages is not even close to the person who operates the vehicle in the first place, or the power plant that allows it to move at all.

            A tank that has its treads blown out can still fight back. A mech that's shot on the knee is a tree going timber.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >A mech that's shot on the knee is a tree going timber.
              And once it's down on the ground, it still has arms to crawl with and move forward, or roll sideways. Not so with the tank; which is a sitting duck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Because these are the only designs that make sense.
        Always a terrible excuse for making a boring design. And besides, unless you're an autistic engineer that can't suspend their disbelief, eastern mech designs make sense too, as

        >Eastern sensibilities care more about how cool something is rather than how plausible.
        When it comes to the argument of what is "plausible." The Nip flying frickers with legs still win the argument. "Realistic" western mechs fundamentally do not work both in the argument of basic shit like square cube law, AND in the argument of combat viability.

        Japanese mecha deliberately eschew the technological limitations of our present time, often aiming for a far flung future where machinery has reached such a peak that the engineering involved may as well be magic. If you COULD build a giant robot that could break the sound barrier and have all the agility of a superhuman despite its size, then it'd be a legitimate threat and viable in a combat situation.

        Not in a million years will a Timber Wolf EVER be viable.

        says.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always felt the arm slaves and the titans from titanfall hit the right balance of practicality and style

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the MC from fullmetal panic was autistic as frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which reminds me; did SRW actually ever manage to piece together a three-way "..." dialogue exchange between Sousuke; Heero; and Rei?

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both are shit, but for different reasons

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mechs are gay

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    S O U L

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the only game that let you play as a dreadnought was Space Marine
      >but only in multiplayer
      >and only in a game mode nobody played
      pain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i still surf!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just that one MMX enemy but with arms. The one that shoots lighting and missiles at you.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    transformers

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both shit but left is much better shit than right

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left
    >practical design that's also easy to repair

    Right
    >moronic clunky shit that'll topple over with tons of overengineered shit that's barely repairable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Left
      design

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a bizarre criticism. It doesn't really matter what it looks like, in-setting the high-tech space weapon one is probably perfectly repairable.
      Also the left one isn't practical at all. Shoot it in the leg and it topples over because of how it's balanced. Practicality isn't what these are made in mind for, they're made for cool factor.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >try out Gunpla during the covid quarantines
    >oh this is kinda fun, I can make it pose and it's easier than I thought it would be
    >now have like 8 kits I need to work on later and looking into picking up paints

    I went into gunpla because I thought about buying some warhammer minis and painting those and saw the prices. Are warhammerfriends ok? Are they really okay paying $80 for a single unit tank?

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mecha
    } :[
    >Mecha, Japan
    (: 0)

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love the Straznik design

    I printed one for myself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Woah, got more?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. Where are the Pacific Rim files from?
      Might try print it at Gundam scale for a gag

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Battletech is just plagiarized Japanese mechs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mechwarriorbros, we were Japanese mecha all along?

      So?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't just buy the license for these designs in good conscience to use in your game
      >that's ILLEGAL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mechwarriorbros, we were Japanese mecha all along?

      Battletech is just plagiarized Macross designs

      How much is Harmony Gold paying you anon? Be honest.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mechwarriorbros, we were Japanese mecha all along?

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Battletech is just plagiarized Macross designs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Destroid Monster is the sexiest Macross mech

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FASA legally purchased the Macross mechs. It's not plagiarized.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That mini-mad is adorable

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bin that knife

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    West is more realistic, right is a fricking joke that can only be liked by trannies.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >requires specialized launching warships
    >F-16
    whoever made this image should die

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Woah friend here, before the Jannies see those breasts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That looks much better than I thought considering how it seems to have been made on an FDM printer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thin your goddamn paints

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >western realistic mechs
    tanks with legs
    >jap realistic mechs
    fighter jets with legs
    >jap fantasy mechs
    dude but bigger

    yawn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >western realistic mechs
      >tanks with legs
      if that western mech had tracks instead of legs it would look like a metal slug sprite in 3D

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All these comments and no one posts
    the objectively beat mecha design in videogames, combining easter and western sensibilities for maximum aesthetics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just see eastern sensibilities and aesthetics in this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this thing is actually really fricking stupid. look at all the unused space under the nose. could've mounted the gun there and it'd still have the exact same range of motion. that radar dish looking piece of shit? should've gon on top behind the head.
      there, i just drastically minimized your hitbox without loosing any capability, whoever designed this is a moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I've never played metal gear and I don't know anything about this design but allow me to make moronic comments.

        The head has twin 30mm GAU-8's and REX has a 100 megawatt laser wiener, no need for a stupid gun mount on the chin to shit up the design. The radome is an intended design flaw, it's literally the only major weakness because Otacon knew REX would be unstoppable without one.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But left actually looks like a mech and right is just a silly armor.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AI is a ways off from being good enough to occupy contested land using drones all on it's own
    >just hook soldiers up at the base and send information between the drone body and the brain through the cloud
    >make some of those bodies yuge
    >????
    >profit

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both are great designs. They're just for completely different settings and tones; one's steampunk and the other is futuristic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Both are great designs.
      shut the frick up weeb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anime website.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zakubros..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you're gonna make your mech tank shaped, what's the point of it being a mech and not jsut a big tank?
      Now you've got the downsides of both in one package.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >left: unusual yet neat design
    >right: generic anime mecha number 9001
    Why can't the East into originality?

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cause nu-western artists are soulless

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >comparing Dieselpunk to futuristic mechs

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay when the aliens do it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      idk how much people knew about mars in late 19th century, but on irl mars mechs would be pretty good (obiously not wierd striders)

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather have slow, hulking mechs over those impractical, physics defying ones any day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd rather impractical, physics defying mechs over those impractical, physics defying ones any day.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yea I guess that's fair. What I meant to say is that atleast the slower moving ones are somewhat more believeable to me than mech which are moving and maneuvering around a battlefield like a fighter jet.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't see the appeal of both then check for covid because one of the symptoms is having no sense of taste

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not as fast as tanks
    >bigger profile than tanks
    >either it's clunky as all hell or it's psssh nothing personal kid.

    Why are tanks so uncool compared to mechs in media?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The closest weve gotten to a whacky mecha-esque tank anime is Heavy Object.
      I liked heavy object. I want a game around it i possible.

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can only see mechs in SPA role

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It sometimes feels like overcorrecting.

    >"Mechs would never look like that! It's way too over designed and looks so lame. Here: have a rickety, rusted hunk of junk that spews smog whenever it exists! THAT is a cool design!'

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >left: machine
    >right: cosplayer
    weebs are just butthurt their tinfoil ninjas can be emulated by a gay in a suit, as opposed to real big stompy robots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >001
      Anon, please, I already jerked off tonight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the KGC-007?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looks closest to the 000b, but maybe someone jsut felt like being extra custom

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like that it has four rotary autocannons, and the KGC-007 is the only variant that has them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm just going by hardpoints

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like that it has four rotary autocannons, and the KGC-007 is the only variant that has them.

          the 001 has 4 ballistic hardpoints

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            soe does the 000b, along with 3E and 3M, that's where my money is.
            there seems to be a third ballistic in the right arm anyway, so that's why i'm thinking it just might be none of them

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sad thing is I've seen more effort put into writing japanese mechs to be realistic than that pod on 4 legs

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    West does some cool mechs when they try

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >me walking tank
      >me use big giant stick even when me use laser beams and pew pew missles
      >unga bunga
      the gayest shit of all time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Ammo can run out. A big ol hard club as a back up for when all that shits gone is still nice to have. That's why even though modern infantry gets a sidearm/small arms for close quarters they still have a knife.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they still have a knife.
          right, it's an attachment aka a bayonet. not a god damn club you bring with you like a shit bag.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >right, it's an attachment aka a bayonet
            But it's not. dudes are literally taught to fight with the knife being "attached" to their hand. not a firearm.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              and? you could teach an entire army kung fu but is that shit viable in the battlefield? highly circumstantial. same thing with a knife.
              gay as frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They probably got inspiration from Gundam for the sword thing.

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MechsxTanks!

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if these legged mechs flip over? Do they blast themselves up on their legs, or are they like turtles, trapped and seething until the battery runs out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this the same girl as picrel?
      I dunno why but seeing girls do this shit gives me a raging boner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What happens if these legged mechs flip over?
      Japanese humanoid design has arms, so it can just right itself.
      Western bucket on shuffling stilts is fricked.

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left : soul
    Right : soulless

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only good western mech

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jaegers were mad cool too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Walking nuclear reaktor and it fricking rocks. Cherno was a kickass Jaeger.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >literally dies the very first time you see it fight
          I wish fricking totoro was more of a shower. All that shit about them solo defending Russia only for them to die in the first fight scene with them was such a fricking waste. Same with Crimson Typhoon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah shit sucks. I feel compelled to make a unity assetflip game with them just to fulfill my urge to Cherno fight more Kaijus but I'm not too confident

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Quite liked Gipsy Danger

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pacific Rim would be a masterpiece, if it wasn't for the acting and dialogues being below Sonic fanfiction tier.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This and

          >literally dies the very first time you see it fight
          I wish fricking totoro was more of a shower. All that shit about them solo defending Russia only for them to die in the first fight scene with them was such a fricking waste. Same with Crimson Typhoon.

          are the only reasons why I don't think the movie is a great as it could have been. I would love to see the mechs used in other stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the one from half life 2 and the one from titanfall 2. Actually, the tripod mechs (hunter and strider) in hl2 have some really good designs. Also, the coop bots in portal 2 are cool.

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mech are fricking cool but how would they ever be viable when you can just shoot their legs off then its over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if the legs have guns too?

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just give it a head. Stop being pretentious and just give the mech a fricking head alright? You've instantly given it much more appeal by having a head.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the monoeye

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Monoeye is my favorite mecha fetish.

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because unlike japan who created the mech genre out of some form of post ww2 escapist about fantastical superweapons (that importantly, are not nukes for obv reasons), the west (specifcially america) actually won the second world war and maintained a military, meaning that the sort of nerdy weapons obsession that led the japanese to creating mech aesthetics actually had somewhere grounded to go to

    There is no reason to waste time designing outlandish mech shit when your military is already making cool ass shit like helicopter transported air cavalry units, jet powered swept wing supersonic fighters, and frickoff massive intercontinental bombers

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese mech
    >can't fly without mounting single use thrusters on the back first.
    >its a literal humanoid tank

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left is way better that this generic humanoid shit on right

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly like the left one more.

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >HURRR ROBOT BUT ITS BIG HUMAN!!!!

    jap mecha is stupid and creatively bankrupt

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    japs never made a good mech game

  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alex Iglesia’s artstyle and it’s influence has been a disaster for modern western mech art.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      soul soulless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow gross

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with it? Personally I always wondered why some give their mechs human hands with rifles, when you could actually find better ways for universal attachments.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I dont wanna type a long post pointing everything out but it bad it lazy

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left looks cooler.

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is what Ganker thinks is a good looking robot/mech. Fricking moronic shit. Look at this little spine supporting 100 tons

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the right one looks moronic, similar with oversized swords, japs are subhuman and only thing worse is weebs who adore them

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    feels good to be an Armored Core god, I can build and play tanks, gundams, muh realistic chicken walkers with cannon arms, four-legged shit and whatever.

  128. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tanks/planes > spider tanks > other western style mechs > power armor > shit > anime humanoid mechs

  129. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Syd Mead designed mechs too

  130. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if it has a neural rod that's parked up your ass that lets you telepathically control your mech and justifying the legs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how thick it is?

  131. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >soul vs soulless

  132. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still seething that one dev cancelled himself like a fricking moron monkey and now we have to wait so long for Brigador Killers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he just rejoin on the sly later?
        Either way disturbing lack of Brigador here.

  133. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  134. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left is cooler looking.

    Jap shit is just dumb

  135. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Iron Harvest mechs ooze with soul tho.

  136. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    daily reminder that the only plausible legged tank in videogames is the gecko from motherfricking metal gear, which also gave us a dolphin anti-mech mech that uses fricking melee combat and the shagohod
    it even addresses lactic acid buildup in a bio-mech, unlike mechwarrior and they stupid fricking synthmuscle

  137. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should I try armored core 3? I only played masters of the arena when i was a kid and loved it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, why not. Nexus and Last Raven are generally considered the best in that continuity iirc.

  138. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >And on the eighth day, the Lord gave unto Sam a mech, and it was good

  139. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tankhomosexuals hate this little thing, learn how to take out any moron in a tank with this simple $70k tool.

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