Why can't translators just translate what's there instead of finding every opportunity to shove their agenda into our faces?
Why can't translators just translate what's there instead of finding every opportunity to shove their agenda into our faces?
Why can't translators just translate what's there instead of finding every opportunity to shove their agenda into our faces?
did you make this, gay? it's pretty bad
newbie, lurk more
This isn't one of the original older comics.
The jist of the comics is that the guy doesnt allow himself to have fun because of incredibly minor nitpicks.
I guess in that sense him complaining about a localization is accurate, but he would do it in autistic detail about how the specific verbiage of a line is misconstrued.
>minor nitpicks.
Adding marxist propaganda isn't minor.
>le
Something here is off. This was made by another dude right?
homosexual
>le
What?
But yes, made by someone else.
I was talking about that "hecking poggerino". I'm just a moron and I'm used to redditgays to use a "le" before that.
Right.
>I'm just a moron and I'm used to redditgays to use a "le" before that.
Do they actually still use it? I figured at this point it would only be used to ironically mock redditors, unless they have no self awareness.
I sometime chat with friends and one of their friends do that online and irl.
I assume it's just a few morons doing it though.
Redditors haven't used "le" in even an ironic or self-deprecating way in around ten years. Ganker is about the only place where it's still usedd with any frequency.
when I think of the original le homosexuals, i think of albino blacksheep and the end of ze world
I am, le tired 🙁
Well zen, have a nap.
I don't get where this schizoid idea came from that it's someone else drawing the new comics
it's the same shit as the first ones
They killed him and replaced him with a different guy, that's why the friend no longer makes the :3 face.
catbox [DOT] moe/c/32c3rv
Take a look at this gallery. It's clear it's not all the same guy. Also the language in the third panel is really off and doesn't match up. Art style is slightly different, though that's a smaller thing.
looks about the same to me. the kid already looked widely different among the first few batches of comics
the 3rd panel of the op comic is worded like that because that's what the game said. he isn't saying "hecking pogerino" out of his own vocabulary or whatever
Whoever wrote the comic chose the language he is quoting and it doesn't match up with their usual writing, that's what I'm saying. Also it's unlikely that's a direct quote and doesn't have an punctuation to suggest that.
It's not flat enough.
Says the person who created nothing.
newbie
The originals are pretty funny. Some waifugay started making his own by copying the style. They aren't very funny at all.
just learn the language you lazy frick
This, all weebs complaining about localizations should just learn Japanese.
Then you can find out how absolutely unfunny 逆転裁判 is and how the names aren't even what you expected them to be.
This comic would be better if the girl is at least twice as big as the guy
I hate how everyone refers to the robot Cube in Live A Live as they/them. It's dumb, and specially confusing for an ESL which might think they are talking about a group of people and not a genderless robot.
the only people that would waste their time translating games are gay and black
I love these comics. I'm still searching for one which was made by the same dude and it goes along the lines of:
"I'm dumb as a rock but man, I sure do love these video games"
I know which one you're talking about, pretty sure it's made by a different guy.
Ah, my mistake. Either way, I'd like to see it again (5/9)
Most realistic depiction of autism I've ever seen in a comic.
This one?
literally me when my friends refuse to block
>just learn it yourself
>i need someone to translate it for me but only in the way i want it translated to suit my comfort
This guy is lacking in self awareness and intelligence.
Did you include me in the reply by mistake?
>this comic character who is an autistic sperg and socially moronic is lacking in awareness and intelligence
This anon making this post is lacking in awareness and intelligence.
I remember when most people on this site were this guy
Now most of them probably think this is ironic
So it really is true that Ganker used to be a bunch of redditors
You know the answer already. The kind of people who have these political opinions want to be involved in the creative sphere but don't have the talent/skill to make something of their own, or whoever they could get funding from doesn't want to give money to a project that opens, closes and preaches at you every 15 minutes about political bullshit. Landing a job that is supposed to be routine makes them overconfident as if they were in charge of the project, and they put "personal touches" wherever they can.
I wish these people would behave like the folks at EHScans(the people scanlating Dungeon Meshi and Golden Kamuy) instead of being so cringeworthy.
I will continue the rest that I have, but it's not many (2/9)
>he only has nine of them saved
NGMI
I have gone through 2 HDDs and 1 HDD since I began using this website. It wasn't until recently that I got myself a back-up external HDD
GOBLINS!
>2 HDDs and 1HDD
so 3 HDDs?
God I want a smug gf
2 HDDs and 1 SSD, brainfart moment.
I appreciate this, thank you
I found another that wasn't inside the comic folder I made
This was me until two years ago. I don't know why I tortured myself this way.
TOO REAL
FRICKK
this is quite literally me, if i get super autistic about a game i start thinking about all the possibilities in said game
I always get to sleep easier when I've a game to think about.
Very real. I was playing tetris in my waking dreams the week I had a bit of an addiction to tetris 99
It’s a well documented phenomenon that playing Tetris leads to dreaming about Tetris.
>makes the girl sleep on the floor
do mutts really
>Guest sleeps wherever available
What, you cuck out and let them sleep in YOUR bed?
She can sleep on my dick.
Man it’s like he’s a dense sperg or something.
>shitter shattered eurotrash homosexual takes every opportunity to make unrelated jabs at people he knows nothing about
>assblasted hungolian ottoman rape baby calls people mutts
Sad!
>sleepover with a girl
this is a thing?
At a younger age maybe, but yeah, pretty unusual for anything middle school and up.
On the other hand if the subject is a clueless anon and the girl that likes him and the mom clearly good with setting them up, then that's kind of it's own thing.
I want to frick anon's mom
(3/9)
>glass her
(4/9)
Best one
heh
Never really liked these fan made ones, really felt soulless.
The originals are great though, the one with the dad always made me chuckle
kek
>Never really liked these fan made ones, really felt soulless.
Is this fan made? The art style and delivery seems right. I guess the word choice in the third panel seems a bit off.
Yeah the art difference is somewhat subtle but i can usually see it with the MC eyes. The original usually has his eyes more round while the fan made ones is more oval.
Also the jokes don't land as well.
I guess I can see it, though some of the originals have ovals, but they are more rounded.
Okay actually I hadn't looked at the link with "all the comics" and now I see what you mean, most of them aren't even close.
isn't it just a matter changing the artstyle over time? these comics first started like 4 years ago. the characters never looked particularly "on model" to begin with
I fricking laughed
heh
(6/9)
>Resident evil 4 was 17 years ago now
My mom would often hog the Gamecube playing Animal Crossing. It was nice to finally have a hobby we both liked.
My dad took over my Pokemon Colosseum save and beat the game. That's the only new vidya he ever played and he never played another game after that.
Did you frick her?
Why he become a crab in last two panels?
He no crab, is backpack
Oh shit, a crab
That's his backpack+arms+sleeves.
>where is your complaining license
frick off you wanker
>he doesn't know about the Crab Cycle
My mom mastered every GameCube game I owned
(7/9)
That smug smile on her face.
This one is terrible. Stop trying to be funny.
It's pretty good
(8/9)
That's all I got (9/9)
God he's literally me
catbox [DOT] moe/c/32c3rv
there, now you got them all
Thats not all of them, that one where the mom is asking about his 546 STR character has a somewhat lewd sequel
that's fan made
Can someone post it anyway?
Lucky you, I managed to find it.
I meant the fan-made sequel but ok
I would also like to see the somewhat lewd sequel. Shitty MS Paint lewds are my fetish.
Yeah, that's the stuff.
Terrible, anon doesn't care about 3d women
Is there more?
Nice
What do I need to search for this kinda low quality porn?
deviantart
Best I can do for you is search mob face on sadpanda.
check out Simple Artstyles Thread on /aco/
Is this the mom or the wannabeGF
That's the mom. It's very obvious.
Look, I'm blind and moronic.
Understandable
fixed
>not him explaining what parts of the costume he got wrong
nah man you need to fix it
almost perfect but maybe add a line like "only one of us can pick that character and i picked it first"
It should have been the cute girl who keeps bothering him doing this, not his mom. It could have been sexy, now it's discomforting.
Lol u new here?
Nah, just mourning lost opportunities.
>mourning banging your mom
wat
He was just saying the GF should be there. Knock it off anon
>mourning banging your mom
I am not a very sane person
>ryan gosling.jpg
i liked a lot of the ones in this thread but this one really made me "d'awwwwww"
This shit is so gay, who enjoys this? Do you pretend the guy is you or something? Pathetic
go back I guess
Been here way longer than you. You have bad taste and this comic is shit.
>Been here way longer than you
On reddit, you mean ? Yeah I can see that, now stop being butthurt from a fricking comic
The guy is literally me when I was younger
>pretend
Imagine not having a wife like that. Couldn't be me.
>meet woman
>she is a bawd, but at the time I though she wasent such a bawd (yet the red flags where showing slowly)
>Talk about a strategy game
>she acts similar to this, enjoys hearing me talking about how epic is to send 10 divisions into enemy land
This kinda made me unconfortable, like, it felt weird and fake, unreal better put
found a sploos just like this once
my wife at the time helped me through it and i beat darkwood for her
because bawds (even men) are just seeking fulfillment and you have achieved some minor level of it with being interested in something for no gain. Interest is interesting only if its bigger or differing than your own.
hehehehe
what the frick thats a dolphin vegana
My mom loved my high school gf so much I think she was more upset when we split up than I was
same here
but the split was inevitable since i went to study and she became a hairdresser in different towns
I have some other old Gankeridya comics
please do post them
I will do, but my folder is not organised so I don't know exactly how many I have
Actually me irl
But they're not the same... just different
All-time favorite right here.
fixed
the original joke is about how anon is a pedo, this joke is about normies-be-normies-lmao. You didn't fix it, you completely changed the meaning of it just like that localization
sorry, you're right, i truly fixed it now
Too many panels.
these were never funny
Wasn't there one of these where it turned out she was dracula?
this comic is still genuinely an avant garde masterpiece
>Back of the knee, maybe.
Every fricking time for a solid 10 years
Timeless
Iconic
ah yes I love npc tier comics, I love being able to relate with a character that is literally me!!!!
The inability to find humor in simple things is the sign of an NPC, just like your post-irony attempt at sarcasm. Go "touch grass" as the kids say these days.
Because they're unironically racist
EHHH? I guess it can't be helped!
[Proceeds to explain the joke]
Zoomers wouldn't get it.
>just translate what's there
That's exactly what they're doing. Maybe realize it's the Japanese devs that are the ones with the agenda.
Isn't this just a word for "they"?
Generally, yeah. Also can be "those punks", "those bastards", "those dickheads", basically a negative connotation for refering to a bunch of dudes up to no good.
but incels is not same as punks/Black folk
That's the point they were making, yesh.
Depending on the context, it very much is.
Pic unrelated?
american deserve death penalty
he will join 41% soon anyways
Another Dragon's Dogma one
the same reason gamers are like this
don't take hormones kids
One joke
YWNBAW
Good. YWNHHT
Ol' reliable
Let me guess, you need "more".
I DON'T KNOW WHY
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Until it stops getting such a delicious reaction out of troons, nothing else is needed.
You will never be body type B
and it's funny every time troony
Well if the homosexuals could stay alive a little longer they might be able to do more things to joke about.
2 genders
People say "one joke" to several different jokes
yeah to be fair its 2 jokes now. "i identify as XYZ" and "lol suicide"
You only live long enough to hear one
And it's funny. Why improve perfection?
Until troony fever is dealt with the joke will continue to be you.
uhm sweety we actually have *checks notes* racism and misogny too 😉
I think it's ironic these 2 worst offended more people than the comic itself.
>people chiming into insult you is being offended
>replies mean offended
What a moron.
You don't GET IT BRO I'M NOT OFFENDED I'M NOT I JUST REPLIED ANGRILY I AM NOT OFFENDED I'M NOT-
Now this poster is offended that people can reply without being offended.
WE'RE ALL OFFENDED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
41%
YWNBAW
And You.
Three. THREE jokes.
always funny
Another classic
Looks like I'm in the Dark Souls section of my unorganised folder
The old(er) captcha. I remember a time without it, but it's probably better with one with the amount of botspam there was with the red square
I love these. wish the new captcha has as much meme potential
>the original japanese line was about the little girl's nipples instead
I'm over half way, not sure how many I've got left
CHILLS
This one is from Ganker but I like to post it here
I wish girls were real
>I'm going to die of old age before Berserk ends
It's okay anon, we couldn't have known.
vidya comic thread?
yes
Name one game
watch dogs legion
Hey, it IS pretty funny.
They are a depiction of collectivism
Some of the gags are okay and there seems to be a decent artist behind the rather simple artstyle (judging by how he's drawing the milf), but the whole series revolving around "I'm too cool for hot chicks lusting after me" is peak mid 2000s webcomic self-insert for dumb teenagers and just cringe af.
I think you're looking too deep into it anon, the "chicks lusting after me" is part of the comedy where anon cares far more about videogames.
>"I'm too cool for hot chicks lusting after me"
The joke is that he's a sperg, you dumbass.
I see it more as anon being too aspie to realise a girl likes him
>"I'm too cool for hot chicks lusting after me"
if that's the impression you got from that comic then you might be as autistic as the anon in said comic
Name comic?
That's all I've got--not sure if this was even originally from Ganker
I honestly miss the stuff I had saved. I hope nobody has to deal with loss of storage ever again; always have a back-up, that's my advice.
>stars
frick
frick
le indie pixel shit game vs the kind of game only indies can make
>Redditknight
vs
>tumblrtale
both are good games
Hollow Knight is alright....feels like they stretched the game way too much, also the homosexual bugs, kinda cringe to be honest
Undertale I can't fricking stand, the fanbase, the annoying creator, the manipulative story, the cringe humor porn's alright tho
>gif
Is that the original?
Hollow Knight is fun, a little simple on some gameplay fronts but fun. It does last too long but I prefer that over it not lasting enough, honestly.
Undertale is enjoyable. The story never felt """manipulative""" to me and I tend to hate people who use that complaint on principle, and most of the jokes at least landed. The creator is living his dream and I find that nothing but based.
>porn's alright tho
Standing here I realize you were just like me
I have a gorillion and one ancient Ganker comics in my possession.
GIB
Gonna share?
Same
lel nice
Cam somebody post the one where he and the girl are playing the horror game?
cute
the lighting on this one is actually really good im impressed.
These are like a page from an actual moe 4koma manga.
wait, am i autistic? at least half of these are literally me and/or quotes i've said.
Could be anon, it could be
Don't worry, I hear autism is a super power now
These went from clueless guy being clueless and autistic to angry guy being angry and political and they suck now.
The joke should be about fitting plates into the dish washer or fitting food into a fridge or fitting clothes into a suitcase. Mothers have some uncanny ability to do such things that are beyond my powers. I have thought a few times they would be good at tetris.
What is the appeal of these comics? Is it just meant to be incel propaganda or is there more to it?
>propaganda
It's literally just a Ganker moron/autist. That's it.
I fricking hate women so much it's unreal
Go write about it in your suicide note.
why don't rightoid incels make their own fan translations if they don't like the official ones?
oh wait it's because the right can't create anything lmao
Willfully Making bastardized versions of things from different cultures is rooted in bigotry chud
The right created everything of value until the Vietnam era when leftism, marxism, and homosexualisation of art happened. Literal monarchists created nearly all the high art from Europe.
>rightoids used to make 20-foot hyper realistic paintings
>now they can barely make a competent RPG maker game
/misc/ made two (2) point and click adventure games about Epstein Island. They're pretty good.
Are there any chapters about Trump's visits or does it just conveniently omit that?
There are optional scenes, so it's possible.
I thought /misc/ hated Trump
They literally worshiped him at the time of Epstein island news.
That's a stretch. Support massively dropped off in a matter of months when it became apparent he'd keep none of his campaign promises.
It's literally a mixed bag. Remember that pol is also international, it's not all US. You'll get favorable stuff on Trump and then the other half will be arguing about how he is a israelite lover like everyone in existence.
>pol
Redditor exposed.
well excuuuuuuuuse me, princess
Well memed! Upvoted.
They are still pushing the meme that Biden stole the election and they have President Trump general threads 2 years later. What fantasy land are you living in?
/PTG/ is a laughingstock, Agent Troon.
why are there so many astroturfers trying to make us turn against trump? we literally got him elected, shlomo. trump website b***h
sounds like you were the astroturf
They're literally too stupid to come up with anything new, so they fall back on old standbys, even if they provably don't make sense anymore.
Black person, this site is full of astroturfers
you can count the genuine Anons on one hand
Biden is another old guard geriatric with no charisma. He lost almost every predicting factor such as the Bellweather counties that's been reliable for decades and yet still somehow had more votes than Obama.
Say what you will about Obama, but people were actually excited to go out and vote for him. People actually liked Obama. I have never met a single person that legitimately liked Biden. A confused old coot was the best the fricking Democratic party could come up with, there is no way the election wasn't tampered with.
Surely the tens of thousands of votes that were found overnight only in counties he had to win, which all ended up totaling to barely enough to not be eligible for a recount, was surely just a coincidence you dumb dumb conspiracy theorist.
Maybe it was because Trump actively told his voters to vote in person and Biden encouraged mail in voting. Couldn't have been that.
People still voted in mass with mail in, there actually isn't much of a gap. Not enough to plausibly explain anything
And the mail in ballots all showed up at night, after everyone went home. Oh, and a good portion were the type you would get from military personnel, which as we all know are overwhelmingly democrat... right?
It's also funny how not a single one of these swaths of votes "we totally missed at the last second guys haha" had a SINGLE vote for Trump, that's really the easiest way to see this was all bullshit.
Not that anon but people simply didn't like Trump that much
When people don't like either candidate they usually just don't go to vote.
Well that's the thing, with so many outlets urging people to go vote and all the divisiveness and controversy Trump caused during his presidency that made people go for Biden rather than Trump because he was considered to be "the lesser of two evils".
>with so many outlets urging people to go vote and all the divisiveness and controversy
that can describe literally every election for the past 70 years
Even Obama vs Romney?
Black person, you can't deny the sheer amount of NPC skull-frickery that was going on. Never before has the establishment been so obviously biased in their propaganda.
According to who? Also can you please name one other candidate in history who is more polarizing of a person than Trump?
Why is it impossible for you to fathom that Trump is literally not likeable to anyone outside of his voter base and even people who were moderate voted Biden not because he wasn't an extremely underwhelming candidate, but because they were voting against Trump?
>people hated guy who said mean things on twitter, so they voted for guy who molested women and children on live TV instead
Now that you mention it, this country has become insanely more moronic in the past 4-5 years alone, so I guess that makes sense.
Oh yes, outlandish claims that he's a pedophile makes your side look even better to people on the fence. But let's just conveniently ignore the fact that Trump is actually a sexual deviant who brags about fricking women left and right, and was actually recorded saying as much. The dude is literally almost 80 years old with a teenage son for god's sake.
Biden fondles kids on live television, yeah it is way weirder and more disgusting then a guy having sex with women.
So do normal people go up and sniff and rub women and children then? Seems like some pedo apologist BS you're speaking to me.
>bragging about how much pussy you get in tapes from years ago is totally the same as molesting women and children on live TV next to the current president at the time
Your brain is damaged beyond repair
I don't care about the rest of your and his little slap fight but how is having sex with women a bad thing? And why is age difference a bad thing? Are going to act like consent doesn't matter?
If you're going to say Biden should have never gotten any votes because he's apparently a pedophile (with absolutely zero evidence of this) how exactly can you act like some kind of moral paragon when your champion is a dude who brags about grabbing women's veganas and trades out his supermodel wife for a new one every time they get a little bit too old for his liking. Like are you actually serious lol
>If you're going to say Biden
I didn't say shit. Answer my questions posted in the post, not the ones you got beamed into yor brain.
Yes, remarrying 50 times to people a third year age typically is not normal behavior or something that people look highly upon.
You still didn't answer shit. You are instead using your bias as an answer.
What a failure.
>muh grab 'em by the pussy
Was already debunked since he was talking about groupies who threw themselves at him, but apparently he's not allowed to touch their puss during that though
>outlandish
I don't know anyone else with that many pictured of themselves sniffing underage girls
Because the numbers are actually unbelievable. When you look at all the funky numbers of Biden getting less districts than everyone, an election that literally flips on its head from election night to the next, a new fangled mail by vote system never used on this problem with obvious faults, many of the last minute election laws overturned as unconstitutional post election by supreme courts, the incumbent president getting way more votes than there first election, and so on and so on, and the instance that investigating all of this should not be allowed.
Yeah obviously people smell bullshit.
That wouldn't be inaccurate to include as far as is known. You are thinking of the two (I think) times he flew on the plane, there's no record of him going to the island.
I'm sure it's there right with every leftist entertainer, politician, and business man that went. Evoking "Trump" doesn't insult anyone, something that you commodified creatures don't understand. It's like saying "we have revealed that the vast majority of child molesters, kidnappers, and potential traffickers are all avowed Democrats or leftists, but muh TRUMP!!".
What's the name?
Epstein Island Adventure or something like that.
(Russian hardline Christian)
(most people in this community are conservative)
You also have no idea what you are talking about. You absolutely know that the creative industries are heavily gate-kept. You've no more idea of the creativity of right wing people than you do the radius of NGC-549672. Right wing people do tend towards other crafts, some more traditional, but they are heavily kept out of the games industry. One wrong sentence and you're blacklisted. So don't be disingenuous and stupid.
Racist white men created pretty much everything you use because they're superior to you.
Terrible
PYW
Someone pretending to be a popular artist to get clout feels like those russian big brother porn game clones
These comics have been floating around for years now anon. Enough people enjoy them to make them popular.
The og comics came out and everyone loved them for years
then some psycho made shitty ones, put them in a same gallery and started linking it to Ganker like a year ago
I think the OP one hits the mark, sue me.
Anyone got the dmc ur a gayet strip?
The reason why Leftists win is because they desire the power and have that love to FORCE YOU to obey them. YOU RELY ON THEIR TRANSLATIONS, THEY HAVE EVER RIGHT TO REWRITE EVERY WORD AND ESTABLISH WHATEVER BELIEFS THEY WANT.
You're a powerless loser that can only whine, or cry about how unethical it is. But they won't stop. They are strong. You are weak.
you wrote a lot of shit when you can just say that leftist easily win the culture war.
>strength is being morally bankrupt and taking advantage of the prosocial behaviors that evolved in order to facilitate human society
Your behavior is objectively dysgenic and autogenocidal.
Don't remember the rest of the comic but this panel was a feeling I felt, deeply.
Wow hes literally me.
Except for the notGf
Marxism>anime girls nipples
every single time
No one believes you
I fricking hate those comics they are moronic as frick stop posting them, shithead.
What are these comics called anyway? I just sort them in my file folders as "Young V"
they're posted as "vidcomic", you can search an archive to find them all numbered
fess up that this is an extension of gamergate already
what game are you even complaining about
why won't anybody get specific and they just blame "the industry" they won't even blame a singular company like atlus which actually was infamous for bad translations
WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT
WHO ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT
GIVE ME DETAILS OR ELSE I THINK YOU'RE A GAMERGATE REDDITOR AND DISMISS YOU OUT OF HAND
there are literally dozens of examples posted every week on Ganker
>name them
>bro there's so many... just look around...
GAMERGATE REDDITOR
GAMERGATE REDDITOR
GAMERGATE REDDITOR
>fess up that this is an extension of gamergate already
What does that even mean
Gamergate is the biggest example of internet keyboard warriors getting worked up over something that doesn't matter and most internet culture war material since then (like the eponymous ">they don't want to take away your toys!") is built off of it. Gamergate is dead but its fedora tipping anti-SJWs fight on.
>Gamergate is dead but its fedora tipping anti-SJWs fight on
How is that bad?
>how is being an obnoxious culture warrior bad?
Indeed, everyone should shut up and let it happen already so we can burn it down and rise from the ashes.
>if you aren't an obnoxious culture warrior, ~~*THEY*~~ win!
>if you say or do anything you're obnoxious!!!!
Indeed, which is why we should say and do nothing.
Imagine calling someone a culture warrior in this context when all you have to do is skim the internet to see the truth.
ok joe rogan
>DARPA using videogames to mindfrick/train children/teenagers to whatever ends doesn't matter
>the media being in total lock-step on either side doesn't matter
It was never about the boyfriend drama, you absolute moron.
>DARPA's moron huge web of random research went into video games so we are LITERALLY living in MGS2
This is why people laughed at Gamergate.
>[x] thing actually provably happened, but if I say it in a sneering sarcastic way, then it didn't
The absolute state of good goyim.
>if you don't get radicalized by DARPA doing a thing UR A NPC
>utterly misrepresents my argument in favor of histrionic word salad
The absolute state of estradiol munchers.
You have no idea what you are talking about.
DARPA investigated the use of psychic powers and telekinesis... bros... I think they're hiding something. *third eye begins to open*
They also invented the internet and military drones.
The ”agenda pushing” is just you being a sensitive moron.
lol!
>have met three girls in my life that were all really close to me
>none were interested in a relationship, one went out on a pity date but that was the farthest it went
i feel you.
closest i ever got was something somewhat similar
>in library
>sitting at computer checking some newspaper stuff
>gurl take a sit next to me on the other computer
>she's an old classmate havent met her in years
>never interacted much back then
>she asks me stuff about school back then and what i do nowadays
>i say something about computers
>she then asks about computers what's the most dangerous computer virus etc
>watch some show together there one episode
that's the closest i ever got to talking with a woman. i havent talked with one my age since 2016. i miss her.
>kindergarden friend moves to a different school starting elementary, only see her once after six years
>childhood friend I constantly saw because parents were friends was never interested in me, at some point we just stop seeing each other
>jr. high friend who I was her first friend when she moved had a boyfriend, goes to a different high school, never see her again
>high school best friend had a boyfriend, we get separated by college, she ends married a few years later
>make some college friends, all with boyfriends, one even already married, no one bothers contacting me as soon as I finish my career
>only have one work friend even after she quit years ago, 8 year age gap, made it more than obvious that she's not interested in me
In retrospective, I've had way more girl friends than guy friends, but they never showed interest in my as a partner. Life is sometimes like that.
All hail the friendzone king
>hot blonde girl next door likes me but becomes leftist freak
>cute blond girl from church doesn't worry about guys and instead joins the military
>cute black-haired girl from church goes out with me once then backpedals "I'm not ready for a relationship" probably because she learned I'm autistic during the date
>cute and hot brunette from church is likely lesbian, has no interest in men at all and is somewhat hostile to them
At least I have video games, right? haha...
>likely lesbian
I have never heard of a lesbian that didn't take a dick every now and then. They're like vegans who will go to chic fil a once a month.
have you tried not getting info about them from porn
No but I met a few self-proclaimed lesbians in the Navy. One got caught fricking a dude in one of the fan rooms.
straight sex in the navy is the biggest red flag you're fibbing
I'll take an aircraft carriers full of gay men over one filled with straight women any day. At least the gays would do their job.
I asked likely lesbian out three separate times, It ain't happening bro.
You should go to a different church.
I HAVE I'VE BEEN TO FIVE DIFFERENT CHURCHES IN THIS TOWN
Are you telling me that the church is the problem? NAAAAAAH
Nah I'm just accepting that going to different churches won't fix it, it's either a woman thing or a me thing by this point. Been going to the gym to see if it really is a me thing, if I get big and have a decent job and I still can't pull then I'll accept it's their fault. But I'm not giving up yet.
anon, muscles and money don't pull women. Personality does.
do muscles and money help? yes absolutelty. but go to Ganker if you want to see first hand how there are so man jacked dudes who are incels because they cant talk to women.
Personality is pretty good, I get along great with women. really at the end it's probably just bein an autist. Oh well.
it's this
i've met handsome men who can't stop spilling spaghetti and stay virgins half their life
i've met the ugliest fat redneck dumbshits who manage to start families
it's always a personality issue, if the guy with an emo haircut and hot topic sleeves can get a GF literally what in the world could possibly be your excuse
Try a Catholic one. Unironically. Just don't become Catholic though.
Post body
>had people interested in me
>they were all men
I hate life why dont women like me
this was literally me, except I actually went to her house.. we were alone and, in retrospective, she was clearly horny. I didn't realize it until years later.. we both were 11-13, I was naive and inexperienced... I was there to teach her how to play the flute..
>wildly autistic in elementary school
>no less than four girls flock around me despite me making no effort at any of them
>suddenly zapped with self awareness the second I get homeschooled
>never see any of them again
Why were we such fools, anons?
>Borderline moronic
>Meet nice girl in middle school
>We share every English class in HS for some reason
>Realized she was into me
>COVID hits, can't see her anymore because of some sick sibling of hers
>She joins the military, never see her again or hear from her
I feel bad for anyone who was still in education during COVID, seems like a nightmare.
College freshman here, yeah losing two whole years worth of knowledge alongside all of my self-discipline for studying wasn't a fun time.
COVID really helped demolish every single institution. Healthcare, WHO and pretty much every other ngo health group, Eduction, everyone was outed as complete tossers. What a mess.
She just didn't like you and didn't want to put in the effort of a good excuse.
I don't think that's gonna be too fun in a couple of years.
>I don't think that's gonna be too fun in a couple of years.
How come? I've been neeting off crypto and passive-income for years now and have a diverse portfolio so nothing short of a global frick up can ruin my life.
>so nothing short of a global frick up can ruin my life.
Uh... this was made as a joke. Right? Right anon?
Anyway, I wish you the best anon.
Anon, if there is some global happening, then NOBODY is safe. Cities and suburbs will turn into overnight warzones, becoming completely inhabitable unless a strong military presence is there, in which case the military will hoard everything and kill most civies. Money won't save you, guns and close friends will.
I just meant economic. Not the US burning down in a global war.
>I just meant economic.
So did I
Okay well not that much of a meme event lel. It's not like the great depression and other economic events weren't harsh, but the entire country did not burn down.
I even asked a girl out that was friends with the previous girl and she said no because "she didn't know me well" despite us knowing each other and having classes since freshman year
Maybe I'm off-putting or just ugly idk
being a NEET for 2 years instead of going to college was fun
I'll probably drop-out soon and continue to be a NEET
I was in the final year of highschool at the time (I won't mind being insulted for this), it barely changed my daily routine but I could barely lift a speck of motivation to work on online assignments, I was that burned out on any schoolwork. It also likely saved me from repeating the year because instead of doing important exams we did the online assignments. It was a somewhat comfy period of time but also stressful due to domestic trouble in the family and the internet was flooded with constant news about the pandemic and everything.
Well senior burnout is pretty common regardless of global outbreaks, I know I had it.
>be me, social moron
>moved to a public school (from a private catholic one) in 6th grade
>by 7th grade I had one of the highest grades in this new school
>was given the role of flag-bearer as a result (they make the best students carry the national/provincial flag in school acts)
>this girl in 6th grade (one year younger) was interested in me for being smart
>wanted me to hang out with her, even added me on facebook and messaged me to go have ice cream with her
>tfw I had my mom answer to her from my fb account because I was too fricking anxious to write to her myself
>in the end I just blocked her and deleted the chat because the anxiety just killed me
>tfw just remembered all this a few days ago
Goddamn it why was I such an idiot. Just checked her instagram and her profile pic is her making out with her boyfriend.. damn. Looking back I'm actually kind of glad I was because I'm gay as shit now haha. Even back then I kinda knew...
Same happened to me, too bad i got fired week later.
hapa troony commies absolutely seething at a simple cute and funny vidya comic.
What does the girl see in this autist anyway? Why does she keep coming over?
>What does the girl see in this autist anyway
I ask myself that same question about my girlfriend every day
he's a real gamer
Why don't you learn Japanese instead of letting a translator control your enjoyment of your hobby?
>someone doing their job wrong?
>roll up your sleeves and just do their job instead
Yeah real sound logic. Next time a mechanic takes too long, just learn how to do their job. And the next time some game has a glitch, just learn how to do their job too. Also be sure to do it for free.
You get to roll the dice with "so accurate much authenticity" fan translations like LiveALive's, then, which is still inaccurate in places.
Really has nothing to do with what I said.
Sure.
Funny comics, love them every time. This website is full of mentally ill 15 year olds. I wish they would leave to make it easier to hear the mentally ill 30 year olds like me
>only a fool trusts his life to a weapon
Everytime
>Thread about Ganker OC not deleted
How is this possible...? Are jannies asleep?
Lol thread are a thing too you know.
And this thread actually has vidya comics.
why arent things drawn in mspaint any longer
newbie
Ganker culture became poisonous to casual artists with the "REDDIT IS STEALING OUR MEMES" crossposters of 2010-2012 and it's gotten to now where some posters will tantrum for a whole thread that epic maymays aren't high enough quality because they treat Ganker like a content farm
they stopped being inside jokes or visualized jokes and started being upvote bait so they died
be the change you want to see, open paint and draw and post it, doesn't matter how shitty
>be the change you want to see, open paint and draw and post it, doesn't matter how shitty
Someone randomly posted MSPaint OC in a localization thread about a week back and it was well received. It really is this simple.
I know, but usually if there is anything made by Anons, jannies nuke it instantly.
I'm afraid to draw in Ganker, I have been banned so many times for doodling shit here. Moved to other boards to doodle, haven't been banned there and some people actually like them. Not much if any soijak/wojak posting either. Feels good.
Ganker likes wojak and soijak edits more. I once thought about starting to make some myself but I felt horrible just by downloading a soijak for template. Made me feel like a subhuman off-topic derailer.
I don't wanna be like that, I wanna doodle shitty stuff that makes people happy
>I'm afraid to draw in Ganker, I have been banned so many times for doodling shit here
I wasn't aware, but I'm also an untalented cowardly hack
looks good!
>I have been banned so many times for doodling shit here
Jannies are roody-poos and mods are candy asses, amazing
You should learn to be funny first before making moronic leftist comics
Its called OC, troony. But i wouldn't expect a leftist reddit Black person like you to know what oc is. Frick off.
I don't get it
project zomboid meme
saved
Good job Ben
They are. I mean, this entire thread is pretty much ms paint, most of it isn't "that" old.
If you mean that there is an over-abundance of moronic copy paste memes with no creativity, then I don't disagree.
literally me
I get insane jealousy looking at hot women
it amazing how hard this innocent comic triggers trannoid tourists
>Girl that flirted around with me in middle school was killed by a drunk driver freshman year of high school
>Still think about her at 26
I do not have a reaction image for this.
My dad did this to me when I turned 18. He had a stroke and is now permanently disabled and lives in a nursing home. I don't visit him. Lol
Where exactly has capitalism gotten us? You either win the lottery and get born into a family of wealth, you start a small business and be one of the lucky 5% that don't go bankrupt, or you go to college and rack up immeasurable amounts of debt so you can compete for jobs that pay as much as unskilled factory workers made two. I wake up and thank God everyday that my parents are rich and I don't have to participate in society as much as the everyday man.
Capitalism is the entire world around you now, the good and the bad.
Wealth and wealth creation is still higher than in other systems, but people never stopped being evil, economic/governmental systems do not manufacture saints, they manufacture widgets. So life will continue to be harsh and unfair.
Yea, it would be much better if one man or a group of men no larger than 20 decided what everyone got and did, that would make sure nothing like being without and being poor will never happen again, along with the removal of evil practices.
I mean this is basically what is already happening in current system ruled by a tech oligarchy and a few financial institutions.
>he thinks he lives in a democracy
jokes on you kid, the elite control everything and you'll never be in their club or have any influence on anything.
>MUH CAPITALISM
It's israelites, you already-moronic-but-Estradiol-lowered-your-IQ-by-at-least-10-points transsexuals.
Bro, My post was satire. I thought saying that Kings should exist again or shadow councils even, was making that clear.
>it's (EASY, IRRELEVANT SCAPEGOAT)
>easy
>get sent to jail if you say it anywhere other than based America
You mean like screaming MUH CAPITALISM for a troon shoving in I heckin love communism in anime games?
and you people wonder why an earlier post complained about gamergaters making things up
Go back to bunkerchan.
/leftypol/ is dead, i'm so sorry i have to be the one that tells you this
Good, so you have no home at all anymore.
anon said, on Ganker
Anons can still call you israelites and troons with impunity, and all you have left is Discord astroturfing which provably doesn't work.
i dunno how you reconcile "leftypol/discord runs at the sight of mean words" with "leftypol/discord raids constantly and without punishment" in your head without just shutting down
Well I just checked and leftypol is still up, so you're full of shit as always, pathological liar-kun.
"it's up so it's alive" ohhhhh no no no no
Well you're basically openly admitting that you can't recruit enough bioleninist morons anymore, so you're retreating into Discord.
where are you even trying to go with this
That it's absolutely laughable that you're trying to present leftpol being dead as a positive thing. You just get more and more spread thin, while Ganker is unified.
that was probably the gayest conclusion you could have come to
'Kay. Enjoy your increasingly scattered Discord communications. Even the establishment doesn't want you anymore.
your chest is very hairy and your mom is very proud of you
lmao antifa keep showing up to rallys just to get their ass handed to them but that doesn't stop them from larping
It's truth though
Pretty sure Jeff bezos and the Indian guy that runs Google aren't israelites but do tell me more
I think if you are a part of any abrahamic religion you have israeli tendencies when running a business
He's right though. You shouldn't give a raise based on inflation. All of your workers should be paid what they are replaceable for. This is why capitalism is so based. It actually motivates you to keep learning new skills and trades to be marketable on the job force. If you get paid the same it's because you are stagnant in your learning and have no motivation.
Why would I give more money for a more skilled person when a less skilled person can be paid less?
Because then you'll make shit products and not sell as much or even get sued. (pink sauce)
>Because then you'll make shit products
Assumptions. More skilled doesn't mean shit if the more skills have nothing to do with the job.
A more skilled person who knows noting about the new job they are doing can cause those frick ups while a less skilled person who knows the ropes won't.
But if a person comes in with a ton of accomplishments in other fields they are going to expect more even if they know jack shit in the current one.
Yeah that's why tech is flooded with 80-iq pajeets and all the actual tech people jumped ship or retired at 30.
The motivation to invest time and effort into further advancing a skill (in a job market that already monopolizes your time and effort) should be improving the quality of one's life, not maintaining it. And the quality of life for working class professionals is already pretty fricking bad when so many white workers 18-30 live one bedroom apartments they can barely afford on a fairly skilled job.
nice
The intent of localization was always to destroy and replace whatever culture was originally there.
>screencapping your own posts
>being this assmad you have to act like everyone is samegayging
I hope you're at least being paid to defend localization anonymously... you are, right?
>u mad? u mad? shill?
reddit moment
>no u
So will you be able to deconstruct what that screenshot said, or not? So far it seems like you're just coping by b***hing about everything but that.
>noooo argue with me noooooo
reddit moment
I accept your concession then, little localizer whiteknight
>hehehe i win the argument we didn't have
reddit moment
>initial angry response
>keeps responding
>"n-not an argument, l-lmao"
Aren't you at least a little embarrassed to be typing like this, moron-kun?
alright this is boring now
You've really been skirting around the fact you can't disprove anything in that screenshot I posted
God you wanna frick him so bad you look stupid
Keep your gay fantasies to yourself, please
This RP of yours is pretty sad after being so angry mere minutes ago
*yaaaaawn*
Yeah yeah whatever boring guy
zzzzzzzz
actually nice comment
thanks! 🙂
🙂
I will post it every time I see this thread.
thx
I just want to be happy dammit
That's a bad end though, not only does he not have enough attachment to his baby to take care of it but he also plays on a Switch
say, what would be the "Good end" where he still gets with the girl but also keeps his autistic attitude?
PC LAN party with her and the kid, looking joyous
That's the implication in the comic because she calls a babysitter
>gets with the girl
>good end
??????
>enough attachment to his baby to take care of it
Some big assumptions.
translation issues seem like a skill issue
learn moon runes or frick off newbies
Communism is cringe but socialism is based
Based
>Went to college, literally costed me 5k
>Paid $0 to have my two children
>Aborted three kids lol
I love being Canadian
Try not to frick any dogs before posting again you disgusting leaf
>paid 80% of your income each year to do so
Free™
For someone making the same amount of money as I do in the US I pay .6% more taxes
>number out of my ass
Yeah, sure... Tell us how that UBI test ended for canucks too lol
>Redneck moron too stupid to look up US and Canadian tax brackets
Lol
>muh rednecks
Obsessed lol
Since you're too afraid to mention it though, IIRC that UBI test your shithole country did was stated some months later to be wholly unsustainable
It's almost as if just giving people money for free forever does not incentivize them to participate in the workforce and instead live their lives as a walking, talking tax burdens.
Guess socialism isn't so heckin' based and valid after all then
Well that's the part none of these idiots can answer. Who's going to want to work to pay the benefits of those that don't? People that point towards the EU for ideas forget that everyone is taxed very highly for all the "free" stuff.
Summer never ends
Summer is real anymore. Ganker is too old and too moronic
These old comics had so much personality to them. Things were already badd before then but the 2016 elections truly anihilated whatever creativity was left on this site and replaced it with unending edits of the same 4-5 shitty "memes".
a cute girl in my class in high school use to text me for hours, I mean 4 or 5 hours straight at the middle of the night. I even said "shut up and go to sleep, I'm going to watch anime" to her once but she still kept texting. I think she used to love me.
Because your mental paranoia won’t allow them to
I can't believe I was browsing this board over a decade ago, laughing at these comics, posting about being forever alone, and now I'm 30+ and married.
Same. Except I'm not married and went from posting about forever alone to actually being it.
OUR board
>actually bothering with anything except the original language
I watched enough anime to know what they're saying even though i can't speak the language.
Image limit hasn't been reached yet. Keep posting.
Did someone make an edit with that Martha Speaks image yet
beautiful
watch out, posting ponies outside /mlp/ can get you banned by barneygay.